The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Then she added a sentence, which surprised me. I didn't expect that I would be like that in her sister Lin Xi'er's eyes!

She said: "the most stingy thing in our family is praise, but that day she went home and said a lot of good things about you. She said that you stood up in the beauty mall and turned the tide. I can see that my sister appreciates you very much!"

"Is it?" I'm a little surprised. Will the witch praise me? It seems that what I did last time was worth it!

Lin Xi'er nodded and said, "yes! It's rare! She seldom mentions the company in front of her family, let alone praises people! "

I smile, pretending to be funny and said: "it's just a small matter, it's nothing to worry about! I was on the wrong side! Ha ha

"No! I can see that you are a brave and resourceful man

"How can I see it?"

"You can see your intelligence and bravery from your handling of the beauty store. If you showed wisdom that time, you showed courage today."

"Today?"

"Yes! Today, if you hadn't done it in time, Yuhan would have fallen badly! "

"That..."

"You want to say it's not courage, is it?"

I said with a smile, "it's just that I'm close and a little faster than others!"

"Do you know martial arts?"

"I've learned a little bit."

"You are too modest! Mr. Gu! Although I was not present at that time, I can see that the distance from your seat to the stage is not the closest. Why are you alone? "

How careful she is!

"Well Is this brave... " I want to touch my nose, but I still can't.

"Can you say it's not courage?"

"I don't know. In fact, I rushed out before I had time to think about it."

"Does Xi'er take care of you? Is she nice to you? "

Why did she ask that? Is it because she always sees me with Lin Xi'er? Or is it because Lin Xi'er brought me to today's dance that she has such a guess? But how can Lin Xi'er know that I was forced by her savage sister!

Lin Xi'er doesn't respect me at all. I'm just her acting boyfriend and a cheap tool she uses! Of course, I have to objectively say that Lin Xi'er's attitude towards me has changed compared with before, which is a more gratifying point for me!

"Well Can I keep it a secret? " I said with a smile, I can't speak ill of my sister in front of her!

"There must be something to keep secret! ok I abide by your code of confidentiality! " She said with a playful smile.

"And you? What do you do? " I looked at her and asked. I've seen her four times before and after. I don't know what she does?

She said with a smile: "we are peers, are people in the advertising circle!"

"Yes? What a coincidence? "

"Yes! What a coincidence

"In the words of actor Fan Wei, it's ape dung!"

"Well! It's fate

Chatting, my mood relaxed, I can see that Lin Xi'er is also very happy!

Compared with Lin Xi'er, Lin Xi'er is much easier to approach and get along with. She is very friendly! With her, even if you don't talk or do anything, looking at her elegant posture and quiet smile is a kind of pleasant thing!

Chatting and chatting, our topic extends, we talk about the topic of advertising. As we all know, "Simi", "Ruixing" and "Noah's Ark" are the three most famous advertising companies in Binhai city. Among the three advertising companies, "Simi" and "Noah's Ark" are all four advertising companies!

In the first month when I came to Binhai from the city, my career goal was to target these three advertising companies. For the first time, I submitted my carefully prepared application to them! The result is a hot shaver! I miss them, they ignore me!

Of course, I can't wait to die! To live, sir! Only when I have done what I should do, can I do what I want to do!

These principles are very simple!

I looked at her with a smile and said, "which company does Miss Lin work for? In the company's planning department, or in a professional advertising agency? "

"Well Can I keep it a secret? " She looked at me, blinked and said with a playful smile.

I also learn her just tone, said with a smile: "to keep secret, there must be a secret! ok I abide by your code of confidentiality! "

I look at her and smile, I feel a tacit understanding, also feel a sense of pleasure! I wonder if she has this feeling?

When I came back to the round table, I had a brave dance and ended.

I looked at her with a smile and said, "Miss Lin! Remember what I said just now? Please give yourself a penalty

She looked at me angrily and said with a smile, "so you've been thinking about it all the time."

"So it is." I said with a smile.She said with a smile, "all right! If I get drunk later, it's your duty to take me home! " Then she took a glass of wine from the round table and drank it.

"Miss Lin is really a good drinker!" I said with a smile.

I touched my nose and looked at her with a bad smile. I saw him as like as two peas came up. I waved him to come up, and I handed her a cup of wine that was just like the one she drank.

She blinked at me and said, "and let me drink?"

I said with a smile, "I'll drink this with you! I remember we met four times, and each time there was a little episode! For our sake, let's have a drink, too! "

"It is!" She said with a smile.

We touched the high foot glass and drank the wine out of it. I saw that the waiter had not left yet, so I brought a glass of wine for Lin Xier again

Lin Xi'er blinked his eyes quickly, looked at me and said, "still drink?"

"That cup was just for our four thrilling encounters, but this one is for you!" I said in no hurry.

I don't know why. I'm confident to let her drink these three glasses of wine!

"Why me?" She looked at me and said.

Actually, I'll wait for her to ask.

I looked at her with a smile and said, "the reason is very simple! Because you invited me to dance just now. As a man, I should have invited you to dance on my own initiative. This is my mistake. I feel ashamed. Therefore, you must drink this glass of wine! Otherwise, I will feel sorry for today's mistakes for a long time to come

She looked at me with wide eyes and kept blinking those beautiful eyes. When I finished speaking, she said softly, "you are so poor!"

I have a strong desire to get along with my brother after I found that I have a little bit of poor mouth! Some people in front of the people they like will be dull and restless, while others in front of the people they like will be eloquent and elegant!

I think I should belong to the latter!

I said with a smile, "please! Miss Lin! If you don't drink this wine, I'll hold it up! "

"Ah She pretended to shake her head helplessly and looked at me with angry eyes, "OK! This is the last one! Or I'll be drunk

"Good! Last cup Then I raise my glass and do it first!

She then drained her glass of red wine.

She may really be too strong to drink. She raised her hand and stroked her forehead. She seemed a little dizzy. Several men who invited her to dance were declined by her!

I sat there with her, watching others dance and chatting casually.

She and I mainly focused on the field of advertising. She said that she remembered a joke about an advertising company, which satirized McKinsey advertising consulting company of the United States. She told me the joke with a smile, which was like this:

there was an old man who was grazing on the grass. Suddenly, a young man came up to the old man and said, "old man, I can help you Service, I'll tell you how many sheep there are in this group. In return, you need to give me a sheep. "

Before the old man could answer, he began to work when he was young. Young people use laptops to access the Internet wirelessly, link to the internal network of NASA, mobilize earth orbiting satellites, and analyze the remote sensing images of satellites through software Dozens of minutes later, the young man walked up to the old man again and said, "old man, you have 652 sheep." Then he picked up a sheep and left.

The old man stopped the young man at this time: "young man, if I can tell you the company you work for, can you give me the reward?"

"Yes."

"You're from McKinsey."

"How do you know?" The young man was surprised.

The old man laughed: "because you have all the characteristics of the company's advertising consultants. First, you come uninvited. Second, the analysis you told me is what I knew. Third, you are not carrying the sheep, but my shepherd dog! "

I burst out laughing, and she closed her mouth and giggled. This is the first time I saw her laugh. Her laughter is clear and sweet, which reminds people of a bird's song, that is, the yellow warbler!

Really sharp! This joke mercilessly mocks the shortcomings of McKinsey advertising consulting! Of course, we satirize not only McKinsey, but also all the advertising consulting companies with such shortcomings!

In return, I also want to tell her a joke. I think of an ad company joke I saw on Weibo, which is also a mockery of the advertisement. The object of irony is the cinema advertisement:

the cinema advertisement: a beautiful woman faints and is dragged into the forest by seven men Have a good head and buy tickets decisively. It was snow white when it was shown! The next day, another advertisement appeared in the cinema: a woman and seven men's stormy love affair, not snow white! Attractive, and not snow white, hesitated to buy tickets. It was "Eight Immortals crossing the sea" when it was released! The next day's advertisement changed again: the husband was killed, the beautiful wife fell into the clutches of seven boys, believe again, buy tickets! It turned out to be gourd baby when it was shown!As soon as the joke was finished, Lin Xi'er couldn't help giggling. I also laughed, not perfunctorily. It's really funny to think about it! Nowadays, many advertisements are lack of details and creativity. Most of them use shocking titles or beautiful pictures to attract the audience's attention and induce them to fantasize

What's more, there are some plane or TV commercials, looking at those crazy pictures, looking at those sexy stars scratching their heads in front of the camera. After all, you don't know what she's doing? Is she selling Sao, products or herself?

"Where did you see this joke? Interesting She said with a smile.

"It's reproduced on Weibo! There are many interesting jokes on Weibo I laugh, too.

"Yes? You also have a lot on Weibo, don't you? " She said, looking at me with a smile.

"I use my real name in my microblog. I dare not put too many low-level things. I'm afraid that my friends and relatives will see me and say I'm not good!" I said half jokingly.

She gave a thoughtful "Whoa.".