The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I answered outside the door, "it's me! Miss Lin Xi'er

At the same time, I stretched out my hand to push the door open a little, and my eyes projected into it from the crack of the door

I saw the big screen at the front of the underground cinema, on which a foreign film was showing

There are only two wall lights on inside. Most of the area of the cinema is dark. Two figures are sitting in the front row opposite the screen. They can only vaguely distinguish a man and a woman, but they can't see the faces of people clearly.

"Who are you? Who let you in? " Xi'er said, her tone is still not happy.

I pushed the door open, dodged in, and walked directly to the two figures

Eyes gradually dark to adapt, coupled with the distance between them shortened, I have to distinguish the two figures in front of who is Xi'er, who is Daniel.

Xier and Daniel recognized me, too.

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "who let you in?"

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "I'm afraid you're thirsty. I've brought you coffee!"

"Put it here!" Xi'er glanced at me and said.

I went over and put the silver tray on the coffee table next to their seats. I looked up at this small underground cinema. It was about half the size of a classroom, with less than ten seats. All of them were back chairs with orange cushions. In front of them was a white curtain with a laser projector!

Xi'er and Daniel are sitting side by side in a double seat, in the first third of the projection room. They are sitting next to each other, and most of their attention is still on the screen in front of them.

"It's none of your business! You can go out! " Xi'er saw that I was standing still beside them. She looked at me and said.

I said with a smile: "I also like to watch movies. Let me watch them too! There are dozens of dollars for a movie in the cinema. You can watch it for free here... "

Xi'er glared at me and said, "please go out, Mr. Gu. Don't disturb our elegance."

I'm really good at choosing places. The basement is so dark. It's really suitable for dating! Give me a kiss! Touch your hand! How convenient!

"Let me cultivate love with you." I said with no expression on my face.

"Sick!" Xier.

I licked my face and said, "I've been sick recently, and I'm very sick! The psychiatrist said that I have deep Acacia, severe depression, atypical mania, and violent attack tendency... "

Xi'er was too angry to speak: "you Why are you so annoying! Whatever you want! If you want to be a light bulb, do it! "

Then she turned to look at Daniel with a smile and said, "ignore him! He's out of his mind! Let's see what we have! Just think of him as air! "

I laughed shamelessly, I love to be a light bulb! I must break you up!

"What kind of movie is on?" I asked aloud

This time, Xi'er and Daniel turned to look at me with a strange expression

Look at me like this? Did I dress up as Superman over my underwear? Or did my bra go up and out? Did I run around biting a pacifier, or did I go shopping with an inflatable doll on my back?

"Hillbilly! I haven't even seen the rose bed Xi son despised ground white I one eye to say.

"Oh," I said with a smile, "it's erotic, isn't it?"

"Vulgar! It's unreasonable Xi'er scolded me.

She ignored me and turned her eyes to the screen

Rose bed also has a name, which will touch you one day. It tells the story of an old woman who has painful childhood experience, yearns for and fears love, and a sultry middle-aged widower

I don't know whether this movie is famous for that theme song or that theme song is famous for this movie? That's the classic song Daniel performed with saxophone in the leisure club last time!

The screen is full of roses, old women yearning for spring, and middle-aged widowers pretending to be petty bourgeois! In the movie, when the hero and heroine kiss each other warmly on the balcony, Xi'er's body moves closer to Daniel, looks at Ouyang Ze with twinkling eyes, and says: "it's so touching! The heroine is so happy

Withdraw! How numb!

Who wants mixed blood to be more numb!

He looked at Xi'er with burning eyes and said, "believe me! I will do better than him

Two people's eyes intertwined together, adhesion together, seems to be on fire!

"Cough! Cough! Cough... " I coughed on purpose.

After meeting, meeting, knowing, falling in love, separating and reuniting, the film finally won a happy ending when the old woman finally couldn't help her spring. She appeared in front of the middle-aged widower's apartment with a white rose in her hand.

That sensational song for a long time revolves in the film, also revolves in the small screening room, inciting those two palpitating hearts!

Xi'er looks up at Daniel intoxicated, and Daniel also looks down at her. Her hand deliberately touches his hand. He raises his hand to cover her little handAt this critical moment, I yelled "ah" and jumped up from my chair

The two nearby eyes, who were about to hold hands together, drew back like an electric shock and turned their eyes to the screen. At the end of the movie, the white letters slowly rose from below

I walked up to them and said with a smile, "are you all thirsty? I'll fill you with coffee! "

In fact, what I want to say is: "you two! You are all hungry and thirsty

I looked at Daniel, gritted my teeth and said, "sir! Is the movie good? "

What I want to say is, "asshole! Believe it or not, I'll kick you to death! "

Daniel said with a smile: "very good! This movie proves the great magic of love to us again! Especially this song, every time I listen to it, it can touch my soul

Touch your sister! This is the most feculent film review I've ever heard! It's like a movie epic! In fact, it is nothing more than the product of the combination of "Sleeping Beauty" romantic love fairy tales and the worrying Freudian case analysis!

Take the elevator from the underground cinema to the hall upstairs. Daniel goes to the bathroom.

It's just me and Xi'er.

I coughed, looked up at the crystal lamp on the top of the hall, and said to myself, "swing inside the wall, walk outside the wall, beauty inside the wall laughs; the smile is gradually silent, but I'm heartless! Ah

"Ah! What are you yiyiyah Xi'er gouged me out and said.

I didn't look at her, but still kept the posture of looking up at the dome of the hall and sighed: "desolate, desolate! As the saying goes, "the old people cry."

"Why do you talk so much nonsense?" Said Xi'er, glaring at me.

I looked down at her and said with a smile, "actually, I'm practicing Putonghua..."

Xi'er stood up in anger and stamped her feet hard!

I feel it!

Yes! She stamped it on the back of my foot!

I bared my teeth in pain, hopped and cried, "you You want to kill people... "

"No matter how bad you are, I'll kill you!" Xi'er called to me, too.

Dinner is for four, and the atmosphere is a little strange.

Although Aunt Wang cooked a good table of dishes, our two men and two women didn't seem to be happy.

In order to enliven the atmosphere, Xi'er glances at an oil painting on the wall opposite the restaurant, which shows several white magnolias. Then she read a poem and asked us which dynasty, which generation and which poet wrote it?

"In the atrium, white trees inhabit crows, cold dew is silent, osmanthus is wet. I don't know whose house I'm thinking of in autumn. "

I would say that this is the 15th night moon watching by Wang Jian, a poet of the Tang Dynasty.

Xi'er snatched a word from me, you know? All the pupils know!

"Do you know?" I said to her, "then I ask you, what flowers do you say are written in the poem?"

"Nonsense! It must be osmanthus! The flower of miss life Xi'er picks eyebrows at me.

I said: "is there only osmanthus in the poem?"

"What else is there?" Xi'er frowned, "are white trees flowers? funny! You are illiterate

Ha ha ha! You don't understand this poem at all. You are still a big shot in front of me! I clapped the table and laughed.

"Hello! What are you laughing at Xi'er glared at me angrily. It seemed that she had been humiliated!

"You are illiterate!" While I was laughing, I reached out and pointed to her, "white tree is Magnolia!"

In this poem, Osmanthus fragrans and Magnolia are two sisters' favorite flowers!

Xi'er patted her chopsticks on the table, glared at me and said, "gu! Do you have to compete with me today? "

I lowered my head to touch my nose and sneered: "the heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman!"

Xi'er stares at me: "you! How dare you laugh at me? You hillbilly

I was stunned for a moment, and felt that the word "hillbilly" seemed familiar. Xi'er hadn't called me that for a long time!

"You monster I said tooth for tooth.

Soon our scolding turned into fighting. We took chopsticks to throw darts at each other across the dining table. The dining table immediately became a battlefield filled with smoke!

Xi'er sprang up and pointed to me and said, "hillbilly! Have the ability to go out with me

I stood up, looked at her and said, "OK! Don't cry when it hurts

Xi'er said, "don't talk nonsense! Go now

"Just go!" I said.

Xi'er and Daniel also stand up, Xi'er's expression is angry and funny, Daniel is not a reason expression.

Xi'er just wanted to persuade something. Xi'er raised her foot and stepped on the chair, waved her hand and said: "elder sister! Stop talking! Today I'm going to end with this hick! "

I said with a smile, "yes! It's time to stop! "

Xi'er and I stare at each other and turn to the door of the restaurantXi'er and I ended our mischief with Daniel's leaving. Xi'er said to me, "let you go today! I have to see Daniel off! "

"Won't you go with him?" I said to her.

Xi'er broke in on the side and said, "Xi'er is staying at the manor tonight."

Xi'er said, "my sister wants to watch a" lie down meeting "with me!"

I touched my nose and said with a bad smile, "what topic do two women usually choose for a" lie down meeting "