The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er raised her face, feigned anger and looked at me and said, "do you dare to learn from me?" In order to increase her deterrence, she also raised her foot and stamped it hard, splashing water!

"I dare not in the company," I said, "but this is my territory. What do I dare not to do?"

I stomped my foot too, and it splashed!

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "dare you challenge my authority?"

"How?" I looked at her and said.

Xi'er: "do you know that my father and I learned Taiji push hand? I can pull you out directly by pulling four or two kilos! "

Looking at Xi'er's childish image, I am happy!

I said: "you take my phone number? You can dial it out at will. Do you know that I have worshipped a very powerful master, and now I practice boxing every day! "

Xi'er said, "OK! Enough courage! Let's have a fight

I looked up and laughed.

"You despise me?" Xi'er looked at me angrily and said.

I looked down at her and said with a smile, "I'm afraid I can kick you directly to the clothes rack and hang you up!"

Xi'er hummed, "I'm afraid I'll hit you on the wall and stick you up!"

Then we started, and they both agreed that who was beaten down first (the plastic basin at the foot) would lose!

Two people in the basin to draw up

As a result, I haven't done much. Xi'er's footwork is not stable. She is tripped by the basin under her feet. She screams and falls back

I rushed to her, holding her waist in one hand and supporting the washing table in front of me in the other

The shadow on the wall reflects the posture of a scenic spot in tango dance!

Xi'er looked up at me. Because of the exercise, the red on her white cheek had changed from three to seven, and her breath was a little short.

I looked down at her, heart suddenly jump, to tell you the truth, I was in the arms of Xi'er had some kind of warm impulse!

Aware of the embarrassment of their posture, I coughed and made fun of her, saying, "you're still practicing kung fu with me?" Said I a force, will she picked up, help her stand steady!

Xi'er bowed his head, raised his hand to gather his hair, and said softly, "I'm afraid I'll hurt you! I haven't had a leg yet

I looked up and said, "Oh! Oh, my God! Forgive this girl who doesn't know the greatness of heaven and earth

I looked down at her and said, "if you go out in a miniskirt, you win! All men will be defeated! But it's fighting! Ha ha ha... "

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "it's tender, but it's explosive!"

Collapse! Fall!

I looked at her with a smile and said, "although Xi'er hasn't learned Muay Thai, his knee movements are quite powerful! And hit men's crotch! Her move in the long-term practice has been practiced to a state of perfection! You can't! You are not suitable for martial arts, you are more suitable for ballet! You are too slow! It's like the slow motion of a movie... "

bent down, and lifted a washing powder foam from the basin and quickly wiped my face.

"Fast enough?" Xi'er said with a provocative smile.

"How dare you attack me?" I said angrily

"We are not tired of deceit! It's your poor vigilance! A good martial artist is not so easy to be attacked Xi'er looked at me with pride and laughed like me.

I stared at her and said in a cold voice, "you're done! You piss me off

said, I quickly lifted up a bubble and put it on her face, and she put up a foam on my neck. I also lifted a foam on her neck.

Two people in the basin hard toss, until the last night to win points!

After washing clothes, we all rest on the sofa! It's so tiring to wash clothes like this!

I glanced at the quartz clock on the wall. It was already nine o'clock at night.

I looked at Xi'er leaning on the opposite sofa and said, "it's nine o'clock. It's time you went home. Or I'll have to take you home later. "

Xi'er pouted and said, "I don't want to go home yet."

I said: "if you don't go back to watch your house, you should be careful that those precious porcelain in Rose Manor will be stolen!"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "good! You've been thinking about the porcelains in my hall! It's horrible! As the saying goes, "if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of them."

I said, "sorry! I've just been exposed! "

Xi'er hummed, "I'll find you if there's one less China in my family. You're the most suspect!"

I said, "swallow, Li San, I'm afraid it's hard to get things out of your house."

Xi'er said, "take me to see your creativity."

I said, "haven't you seen it?"

Xi'er said, "tell me the way! I'm learning, too. "

I exhaled a puff of smoke, looked at her and said, "Why are you so busy?"

Xi'er gave me a playful smile and said, "women have a lot to do, don't you know?"I said, "a woman with many things!"

"How dare you talk to your boss like that?" Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I said, "how?"

Xi'er said, "believe it or not, I'll use four or two kilos to pull you out?"

I said, "dial the number if you want to!"

I'm so worried!

I wonder how many people in the Simei advertisement can imagine that Xi'er will have such a childish side in her life? Four or two thousand catties! It's so funny!

Chen Style Taijiquan master can pull others out with four or two strokes, she is good, her four or two strokes can only pull herself out! The enemy won without fighting! Master, master!

With Xi'er came to the bedroom, in front of the computer to explain to her the angel's eye planning creativity. In fact, it's hard to express the work of creation in words. Can you ask Li Bai how his "going to the wine" was written? I'm afraid he can't say it clearly. He just follows his feelings. There's no law to follow!

This is not to build a house. First make a good design, and then build it step by step according to the design.

Creation is the product of inspiration! Inspiration is a magic and ethereal thing, who can say clearly?

But I patiently told Xi'er about my creative ideas. She listened carefully and nodded her head. I don't know if she can really understand me?

But it's also a pleasure to preach to the beautiful women! Men have such vanity!

After talking about the creation of angel's eye with Xi'er, it's already more than eleven o'clock unconsciously.

I stretched, lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Xi'er, you really need to go! If I go back later, I won't be at ease! "

Xi'er looked at me and said, "Yang Yang, your creative plan is sure to be successful."

I said with a smile, "are you so confident in me?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "don't you have confidence in yourself?"

I said: "of course I have confidence! This is the first shot of Lai Si Mei. I must start it

"You're going to be a hit!" Xi'er said, squeezing his eyes at me.

I puffed out a puff of smoke and said, "first of all, I need to get Xi'er's approval at the proposal meeting on Friday!"

"Xi'er will recognize it!" Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said.

I said, "I hope so!"

Xi'er and I got up and went to the bedroom door. I was going to take her downstairs to see her get on the bus and I'll come back.

But before Xi'er and I got to the bedroom door, suddenly the whole world was dark!

The power is out!

Xi'er instinctively grabbed my arm. Girls have a kind of fear of black nature, whether it's a mature girl or a simple girl.

I muttered: "how can there be a sudden power failure? The district didn't inform us in advance of the power failure? Did it trip? "

"Yes! It's rare to have a sudden power failure in a high-end community! " Xi'er whispered, her body clinging to me.

There was a sudden noise in the living room

In the dark, I turned to the direction of the living room and said, "who!"

It's quiet in the living room, but I heard something unusual just now!

I asked Xi'er, "did you hear anything just now?"

"No Said Xi'er.

"I said:" you just went out to throw garbage, the living room door closed it

"It's closed." Said Xi'er.

She still held my arm tightly, as if she was really afraid of the dark!

"Are you afraid of the dark?" he said

"A little bit..." Xi'er whispered.

I said, "it may have tripped. I'll go outside and have a look. "

"I'll go too!" Xi'er followed me and hugged my arm for fear that I would leave her.

I said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be so timid? I'll go to the company tomorrow and advertise it! "

Xi'er pinched my arm and said, "I hate it!"

I said with a bad smile, "don't you hate me? Can you believe I left you in this dark house

"No! How lovely you are Xi'er quickly said, subconsciously holding my arm more tightly.

I said with a smile: "it's changeable! Ha ha ha

Xier and I went out of the bedroom

I said, "I realized a problem..."

"What's the problem?" Said Xi'er.

I said, "I should have a flashlight! That small one will do! The kind of charging! It's on the street stall

"Well, I think so." Said Xi'er.

I said: "I always hear the baby crying in the next room when I sleep till midnight these days..."

"There are children next door!" Said Xi'er.

I said: "but it's strange that I've lived here for so long, and I've never met my neighbor once...""Maybe they don't go out often?" Said Xi'er.

I said, "why? Even if you don't need to go out to work, do you want to go out to buy vegetables, walk your dog, take out the garbage and breathe fresh air? "

"Maybe they don't live here often?" Said Xi'er.

I said, "but why do I often hear babies crying? It's a bit like a night owl crying. It's very sad. I feel strange... "

"Yang Yang Don't talk about it. I feel numb all over... "

Xi'er asked me to say, with a little cry, to hold my arm more tightly!

Is it numb? It's numb. OK! I think it's exciting!

I feel Xi'er's chest rubbing my arm across the upper garment. I know she certainly doesn't realize it. She may be scared by the story I made up!

Xi'er and I touched the door of the living room. I opened the door and found that the light in the corridor outside was on!