The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Don't guess. I know why he called.

I don't need to answer his phone now, but I still can't help pressing the answer button. I'd like to hear how crazy Xiao Delong will be when he confirms that I took her sister's high-definition photos!

I sneered, "what? Xiao Dashao. You know I never lie? "

"Gu! How dare you touch my sister Xiao Delong yelled at me on his cell phone. He was so angry that his voice trembled!

I said: "Xiao Dashao! Look what you said! I didn't say anything when you moved my wife. What are you excited about when I moved your sister? "

"Destroy all the photos now! Or I'll bury you with those pictures! " Xiao Delong yelled at me hysterically at the end of his cell phone.

I had to take my cell phone away from my ears. The roar of animals hurt my eardrum!

I said, "do you know what to do if you want me to destroy the photos?"

"If half a picture is spread, Gu, I promise you will not survive. When Ferrari is a few meters away from Mazda, Ferrari still slams on the brake. After a long series of sharp noises from the wheels and the ground, it finally stops a few centimeters away from Mazda!

I took a long breath, pushed the door open and walked out of the car

As I smile and wave to Xi'er, I walk to the Ferrari door

Xi'er took off her sunglasses and looked at me as if she didn't know me. She said angrily: "Hello! You want to die

I raised my hand to touch my nose and said with a smile, "death is not terrible. What's terrible is that I will never see you again after death!"

Xi'er ignored my words, glared at me and said angrily, "drive your car away! Don't delay my emergency

"To see Master Xiao?" I put my hands on the door and looked at her with a smile.

"Who do you care if I go to see?" Xi'er glanced at me and said, looking up at my Mazda, "don't drive away your old car! I'll make it into a pile of scrap iron! "

I said, "no? That's my baby! If you crash it! The "Simei" advertisement will be deducted from my salary

"It's none of my business?" Xi'er frowned at me and said, "on the count of five, if you don't drive away, don't blame me for being rude!"

I said with a smile, "I have news for you."

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "I don't want to hear it! 123……”

"You're not interested in the news about your nude photos?" I said, looking at her with a smile.

Xi'er stares at me sullenly and says, "what naked photo? What did you do? "

I touched my nose and said with a smile: "do you want me to transfer it out from my mobile phone to show you, when is it, and you want to hide it from me?"

Xi'er turned her face, put on the magic mirror, looked at me and said, "even if there are nude photos, they are mine, not yours. It's none of your business!"

I said with a smile: "it's none of my business. Only I can see my woman. If other men dare to see, I'll dig his eyes!"

“45……” Xi'er counts to five!

I quickly ran to stop her car, lying in front of the car, looking at Xi'er with a smile and said: "good! If you want to run into my baby car, run over me first

"Hello! Is there any mistake? " Xi'er flapped the trumpet wildly, frowned at me and said, "do you play so shrewdly?"

Good idea! Why didn't I think of the word "shuopuo"?

When I think about it, I just sit under the front of the Ferrari sports car and rush to the tunnel: "the rich second generation is crashing! The second generation of rich people! It's killing! The lawless rich second generation hit the dead! It's killing you... "

I so a show a shout, estimate even Xi son all want to collapse!

Sure enough, she angrily pushed the door open, got out of the car, went straight to me, kicked me and said angrily, "Hello! Are you crazy? "

I looked up at her and laughed: "it's crazy, right! From the day you left me, my brain began to be abnormal! "

Xi'er was so angry that she put her hands on her waist, pointed at me with her sunglasses and said, "what do you want to do?"

I looked up and said with a smile, "I want to tell you a good news!"

"Say it! After that, let's go Xi'er said to me fiercely.

I said: "wife! You don't have to worry about the nude anymore. Your husband, I have successfully disrupted Xiao Delong's plan! "

"What do you mean?" Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I said with a smile: "Xiao Delong dare not take Luo Zhao out to threaten you again! I'm not sure you'll receive the express he sent you soon! "

"You are crazy!" Xi son hands akimbo, gas around, don't know what to do.

I said, "don't you believe it?"

"The devil believes it Xi'er didn't glare at me.

I said in a hurry, "it's true! Xiao Delong won't come to meet you! I just called him. I traded Xiao Yuhan's nude photos for yours! "

"Xiao Yuhan?" Xi'er frowned at me and said.I nodded and said with a smile, "yes, yes! Do you think Xiao Delong still has to withdraw? "

"Then you How did you get the naked photo of Xiao Yuhan... " Xi'er stares at me and says, half believing.

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "if you want to know, help me up. If you don't help me up, I won't get up myself!"

Xi'er kicked on my leg again, and helplessly extended her little hand to me. I quickly reached out to hold her hand and got up from the ground!

I looked at her with a smile and said, "let's sit down in a place with elegant style. Let's talk about it from the beginning."

Finally we found a teahouse on the street and sat down.

Xi'er sat opposite me, staring at me seriously and said, "I've met all your requirements. I came to the teahouse with you and ordered a pot of Shanghao Biluochun for you. Now can you talk about it? "

I took a sip of tea and said, "ah! This tea is really good

Xi'er frowned at me and said in a loud voice, "say it!"

I muttered: "want to listen to me, still so rude?"

Xi'er looked at me and shook her head helplessly.

I looked at her with a smile and said, "I want to know what Xiao Delong threatened you with nude photos first?"

"No advertising or new design can be released within one year."

"I know that." I said.

Xi Er Bai said to me: "if you know, you still ask! Nerve

I looked at her and said, "I want to know something I don't know. For example, what else does Xiao Delong have to hold you?"

Xi'er said coldly, "I'm sorry! No comment! "

I looked at her and said, "if you don't tell me, I know that Xiao Delong has been watching you for a long time. Doesn't he just want to use those nude photos to force you to submit to him?"

"I know what else to ask!" Xi'er reached out and patted the table, staring at me.

I said with a smile: "it seems that my guess is right! What else does Xiao Delong have to hold you? "

Xi'er looked at me, then said with a smile: "I can tell you! But you have to tell me something, too

I looked at her and said, "I have to! I'll tell you what you want to know. I'll tell you how many pairs of underpants I change every week. Hey, hey

Xi'er stares at me hard and says, "hooligan!"

I said: "you ask! no You say it first

Xi'er lowered her head and sighed, then looked up at me and said, "Xiao Delong wants to make me his girlfriend and marry him!"

"What?" I frown at Xi'er and clap my hand on the table!

All the tea guests around turned to look at me