The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I frowned at him and said, "get out of here!"

Hao Jian said: "fuck! This is my home! I'm kind enough to take you in, and you want me to go away! No conscience, no conscience

"Yes! I've got to this point! Alas I sighed and lowered my head to smoke.

Hao Jian patted me on the shoulder and said, "young man! Don't lose heart! There will be bread and there will be love! It's not that I didn't, but that I didn't arrive! "

"Go! Go I waved my hand to him impatiently and said, "is all the words about comfort in this world like a retreat?"

"You're right!" Hao Jian looked at Jian and said with a smile, "the so-called happiness is similar. Unfortunately, each has its own difference!"

"Go away! You crow mouth I said angrily.

Hao Jian puffed out a puff of smoke, looked at me and said, "what's your plan now?"

I sighed again, looked at him and said, "are you asking me about my immediate plan or my long-term plan?"

"Tell me all about it! Talk about it all! Ha ha ha, "Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile.

I looked at him and said with a bitter smile, "the plan is that I have to pull you to get drunk tonight! As for the long-term plan, I'm still planning! "

"Yes! I promise you this unreasonable request Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile, "fifty thousand yuan! Let's squander a third tonight! Ha ha ha "

" think of you I glanced at him and said, "I'm hurt. It's your treat! Don't forget the old rules, OK? "

Hao Jian looked at me and sighed: "it seems that I am destined to suffer a great loss in my life as a friend with you! You are a young man of literature and art. How many times have you been injured

"What's the matter?" I glared at him and said, "don't pull! From this second, I don't know you any more! You leave at once

"Damn it! You won Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile, "you are in my house! And tell me to get out of here! "

I said, "are you going to treat or not?"

Hao Jiandao: "OK! How about spending money to avoid disaster? Where to? Say it

"Little hurt, little gather, big hurt, big gather! Let's go I clapped my hand on the table, stood up, squeezed my eyes at Hao Jian and sang, "let's go! You have it, I have it all

Hao Jian snapped his fingers and continued to sing with a cheap smile: "haha, haha, all of them are there. There's no turning back in water and fire..."

Then we went to the door with shoulder to shoulder and sang together: "when the road is rough, let's shout, let's do it when it's time to do it. Let's go to Jiuzhou in a hurry. When it's time to do it, I'll do it. I'll go to Jiuzhou in a hurry... "

Hao Jian said that he wanted to help me set up an overall situation. He called Xie Peng and sun Hongbing, Chen Shufen, and another strange little beauty, who was also graceful. I don't know where he came from?

Hao Jian quietly told me that this little beauty is born in the 90s. She has an unrestrained personality. She asked me to act on the occasion and persuade her to drink more. In the evening, I can take her to open a room and have a good time!

I scolded Hao Jian and said, "get out of here! Animals

"Go away! It's better than animals Hao Jian scolded me.

Isn't this bitch breaking up with Chen Shufen? What's going on again?

Xie Peng and sun Hongbing don't ask me what tragedy happened to me. I think Hao Jian must have told them in advance. So they don't want to expose my scar again

it's just what I want. They just say happy, not sad. As Byron wrote in his poem, "I will be an unintentional prodigal son, laughing with everyone, not sharing sorrow with others..."

We all drink and tell dirty jokes at the same time.

I can see that the post-90s little beauty really takes a fancy to me, and often gives me a wink. Hao Jian kept kicking me under the table to remind me that I must take care of her tonight!

"Father and mother quarrel. My mother is more noisy and angry, and she is ready to fight. Dad was quick and grabbed her by the arm. My mother is still angry: grab my hand! My father is calm: hold my son's hand and grow old with him

My yellow story, we all decided not to pass!

"Damn it! Is that a yellow joke? " Hao jianchong, I'm a boxer.

Xie Peng also way: "perfunctory elder brother a few?"

Sun Hongbing said: "no! Repeat

"Withdraw! It's not exciting at all 90 little beauty pouted at me and said.

We men look at each other

Then Hao Jian made an epiphany, looked at the little beauty and said with a smile, "that's right! That makes sense

Xie Peng puffed out a puff of smoke and said happily, "the truth is always in the hands of a few people!"

Sun Hongbing said in a deep voice: "on this issue, women's speech is the most authoritative!"

I forced to smoke two mouthfuls, staring at the three men in front of me and said: "beasts!"

The three men turned their eyes and said to me in the same voice: "it's better to be a beast!"

I didn't expect to run into Xi'er. She came with that half breed! Does Xi'er come to the bar to get drunk because she is not happy?

At that time, I had drunk a little too much, and my head was a little heavy and dizzyBut when I saw the intimate scene between Xi'er and Daniel, the anger in my chest was lit up in an instant!

I went straight to them

When I came close to them, Xi'er found me. She was stunned at first, then she hooked her face and hid her body in Daniel's side

Still hiding? Still hiding? If you dare to cheat, don't be afraid!

Daniel is sideways to me, so he still see me, but he has seen something strange from Xi'er's expression.

"What's the matter? Juliet He turned to look at Xi'er and asked. At the same time, he put his hand on Xi'er's shoulder again.

I ran directly behind Daniel, grabbed his collar and pulled him up from the high stool!

"You half breed!" I glared at him and yelled, "Juliet is my wife, do you know? Ah? Do you know? "

Daniel was obviously stunned. He looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Mr. Gu, I didn't expect you to be here too..."

Xi'er couldn't avoid it, so she stood up from the high stool, looked at the half blood ball and said, "Daniel! Are you a man? I'm your girlfriend. How can you allow any man to call me wife? "

Daniel turned to see Xi'er and was stunned again. However, he could see that he was satisfied in his heart!

I turned to look at Xi'er and said, "Xi'er! Why are you doing this to me? Why... "

I let Daniel go and reached for her hand!

At this time, Daniel didn't know where he had the courage. He pushed me away and put out his hand to protect Xi'er behind him!

"Mr. Gu! Please respect Ms. Juliet! " He looked at me and said.

I turned to stare at him and said angrily, "it's none of your business for me to catch my wife's hand!"

Daniel looked at me and said, "sorry! It's just your wishful thinking. Juliet doesn't approve of it. You know, I'm Juliet's boyfriend now! "

I kicked Daniel's abdomen directly with a backward kick, and then I took another step to catch up with him and hit him in the face with a backward punch!

"Plop!"

Daniel can't get up!

Xi'er was startled and quickly squatted down to shake the Sino French hybrid ball lying on the ground: "Hi! Daniel Hi! Daniel, what's up... "

Daniel opened his eyes and cried, "ouch, ouch, ouch", struggling to get up from the ground

"Gu Yang! How do you hit people? " Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I said: "he hit my wife's idea, I hit him is light!"

Xi'er gave me a push and yelled, "are you violent?"

I also cried out: "he bullies you, why are you still protecting him?"

"I'd love to!" Said Xi'er.

I said, "do you really think of him as a boyfriend?"

"Daniel has been my boyfriend for a long time," said Xi'er. It's you who refuse to accept reality! "

I looked at Xi'er, shaking my head in pain, and whispered: "Xi'er! You... "

"Don't call me Xi'er any more! No She yelled at me and pushed me hard again!

I was staggered by her. Fortunately, Hao Jian hugged me from behind

He looked at Xi'er and me with a smile and said, "what's the matter with you two? Have a good talk! There's no need to fight like this, right? "

"Hao Jian!" Xi'er interrupts Hao Jian and says, "it's none of your business!"

Hao Jian said with a smile, "Gu Yang is my best friend. How can you say that there is nothing about me here?"

"Shut up Xi'er roars at Hao Jian.

I was supported by Hao Jian, looking at Xi'er with a staggering body and pain, and whispered: "you can frame me as a traitor of the company, you can drive me to the warehouse in the southern suburb, you can hurt me for no reason, all of which I can bear, because I love you! But when you are with other people's men, you are flirting and amusing together, and you call him a boyfriend, I can't stand it! Because I love you

"Gu Yang! Have you given up I'm begging you, okay? Have you given up I don't love you now, I hate you Would you please leave? Even if I beg you... "

Xi'er looked at me with tears in her eyes. She was also very excited.

My heart is as painful as being pricked by an awl. A woman you love deeply asks you for mercy. Just ask you to leave her! This is a trample on dignity, this is an insult to love!

"Xi'er..." I looked at her in tears, speechless in pain.

Hao Jian looked at Xi'er and said, "Xi'er! Gu Yang is not without women's love, he can give up on you, and then find a beautiful woman to be his girlfriend, but he doesn't, because he loves you very much! You can't hurt a man's heart for no reason! You should at least give Gu Yang a suitable reason? "

Xi'er raised her hand to wipe her tears and yelled at Hao Jian, "what's the reason? Does love need reason? Do you need reasons for separation and combination? I don't have the habit of giving people reasons! I'll say it again. Gu Yang and I are over! It's over! "Hao Jian looked at her and said, "but..."

"You can shut up!" Xi'er stares at Hao Jian and says.

At this time, the post-90s little beauty also came, jumped on me, looked at Xi'er, shook me and said: "your girlfriend?"

Seeing that I didn't answer, she gave me a smile and said, "it's really nice! However, it seems that she didn't treat you as a man! "

Hao Jian yelled at the post-90s beauty and said, "shut up