The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I said with a smile, "you are wrong again. Cycling has nothing to do with IQ. "

"What does that have to do with?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said, "it's directly related to your cerebellum."

"It's directly related to your brain! I hate it Xi'er frowned at me and thought I was teasing her.

I said, "I mean it! Cerebellum is a sense of balance. What cycling needs most is a good sense of balance. "

"Nonsense!" Xi'er kicked me and said, "do you think I have cerebellar hypoplasia?"

I'm happy to say, "that's what you said!"

We were all amused by Xi'er. Xi'er looked at me and Xi'er and said, "you two are natural enemies! Stand together and fire

Xiao Yuhan said: "I think it's a happy enemy."

I looked at Xi'er and said, "are you ready?"

"What preparation?" She looked at me and said.

"You should be ready to shed skin and meat without tears!" I said, looking at her.

"No! It's not a fight She said in a startled voice.

"It's just a fight!" I looked at her and said with a smile, "you have to win your fear! You have to overcome the psychological barrier! "

"You're the one with the mental handicap!" Xi'er said at a glance.

I said, "ah! You win! Sister

"Do you think Miss Ben will be afraid of this steel guy? I've conquered the horse, and I'm afraid of this little thing? " Xi'er pouted her lips and looked at me and said with disdain.

"This little thing is much harder to deal with than riding a horse! You only need to make sure that you don't fall down on horseback. You should not only make sure that you don't fall down, but also make sure that it doesn't fall down! " I said.

Xi'er looked at the bike and me. She put her finger on her lower lip and said, "it seems reasonable."

"Are you afraid? If you're afraid, don't learn! " I said.

Thin skin and tender meat is broken, and I still love it!

"Who's afraid? What was Lin Xi'er afraid of? That's true Yang Xi said.

"Are you not afraid of losing skin or meat?" I looked at her and said with a cold smile.

"No! be not afraid of! When I learned how to ride a bike, I could ask Daniel to ride a bike! "Hey, hey," Xi'er said, looking at me.

It seems that human beings can't stop her from being with Daniel!

After teaching Xi'er, she can go for an outing by bike with Daniel. Am I making wedding clothes for others? Don't I mean to push Xi'er into the little white face's arms? Originally I wanted to continue to intimidate her, but I couldn't bear to refuse her!

Pushing her bike to the ground, I began to teach Xi'er how to ride a bike.

I got on her bike for two turns and talked about the main points of action. In fact, there is no main point to talk about! I almost forget how I learned cycling when I was a child. It seems that no one taught me. I just learned it by accident.

I started with one foot on the pedal, sliding in the courtyard in front of my home, sliding, the other foot will naturally step up! So I learned!

At that time, I was only eight years old. I was not tall enough. At that time, my bike was very tall. I could only stretch my right foot under the cross bar of the bike and ride it standing. I could only ride it like this. If I sat in the seat, I couldn't step on the pedal at all.

After I learned how to ride a bicycle, I was able to carry people soon. I would ride on my feet and show off with my sister Gu Tong.

I mean, it's not difficult at all!

But half an hour later, I found that people are different!

Maybe some people's motor nerves are naturally developed, maybe men's cerebellar function is much more developed than women's! In a word, I explained and demonstrated. After working hard for a long time, Xi'er still didn't get to the point!

Even if I always follow behind, hold the back seat of the bike, and control the body, Xi'er is still riding around! The soft waist twisted like a northeast Yangko, and the cocky little buttocks turned around on the seat of the car. Fortunately, I had asked for her first time, or I was really worried that the bike would ask for her first time!

I was a little annoyed and said to her, "Why are you so stupid?"

Xi'er was also on fire. She turned back and said to me, "you are stupid!"

"I haven't learned what I taught for a long time!" I said.

"I haven't taught what I learned for a long time!" Said Xi'er.

"I don't understand well, but I blame my master for not teaching me well!" I said.

"I don't teach well, and I blame the students for their poor understanding!" Said Xi'er.

"Can you stop learning parrot style?" I said.

"Can you stop croaking like a crow?" Retorted.

"What does that mean?" I glared at her and hit her on the back of the head!

Xi'er jumped out of the car, looked back at me, raised her hand and patted on the seat of the car, and said, "I'm so upset with that!"

"Good, good! I'll teach you again. If you can't learn again, I can only express my regret! " I took a breath."Yes, yes! I'll learn from you again, if you can't teach again, then I can only say that I'm speechless! " Xi'er sighed.

I explained the main points of the action again, demonstrated myself again, and then handed the handle to Xi'er again.

I encouraged her and said, "don't be afraid. I will always support you in the back. What's your panic? Relax your shoulders and arms, look ahead and imagine that you have learned how to fly freely on your bicycle! Do you hear me? Can you do that? "

"I can do it!" Xi'er turned back and said to me.

"Good! Let's do it again! Let's fight for a pass I said.

"All right! I will do it this time! " Said Xi'er confidently.

Xi'er sat in the car seat, stepped on the pedal with both feet, held the handle with both hands, I followed behind to control the car body, and the bike slowly moved forward

"Relax! relax! Step on the pedal slowly yes! yes! That's it. Hold on... "

I held the car in the back and kept instructing her. I have to admit that this time she did better than any of the previous times!

I said with a smile: "good! pretty good! Good! That's it. Don't wriggle about! "

The necessary praise will give her confidence.

But she can't stand praise! Before I finished my praise, I saw her waist flash suddenly, and her body tilted to the left, and to the end, along with the bicycle.

I threw the bike and ran to her left side to help her. What killed me was that I stepped on a slippery pebble and fell back in weightlessness. As a result, Xi'er fell on me with the car and others

We almost fell face to face. Xi'er was on me and her bike was on her. She was still wearing a damn skirt today! my god! Is this the dress for cycling? This is riding a bicycle, not going to dance Yangko! Miss!

In the process of falling down, Xi'er instinctively stretched out her hand to support my chest. Her expression was stunned

I feel a heat in my lower body. I look down and find Xi'er sitting in front of me

Looking at the above Xi'er, looking at her cheeks that become red because of sports!

I looked at her and said happily, "wife? Why don't we love each other? "

She suddenly woke up, "ah", turned over from me and stepped on my abdomen

My body was trampled into a shape by her foot, accompanied by a shrill scream!

Xi'er looked at me with shame and anger and said, "hooligan! Rascal! Hooligan Then he turned around, picked up his bike and pushed it forward.

I got up from the ground, pain straight leg, knead the stomach in front of the graceful figure, shouting: "Hello! Aren't you afraid of my mother's trouble? I am the only child of our family

"You deserve it! You deserve it! Who made you do that! " Xi'er complained in a low voice that she didn't look back

"Hello! Can you blame me for that? It's a biological instinct. Can I control it? How ridiculous I continued to shout towards her back.

"Why not? Why not? I won't tell you that! You are a naked Teaser! Hum Xi'er pushes her bike forward

"Didn't you do a great job on me just now?" I am a lame a lame ground to follow up, smile in the heart way.

"Don't you learn cycling?" I said.

"Half time!" Xi'er said to me, but still didn't look back.

I hurried two steps, reached for the back seat of the car, staring at her bad smile.

Xi'er pushed the bike hard, but couldn't push it. She looked back at me and said, "what are you doing?"

I said, "to learn cycling, you have to experience the feeling first."

Xi'er said, "what's the feeling?"

"Get in the car! I'll take you home! " I looked at her and said with a smile, "you have to experience the feeling of sitting on a bicycle first!"

Xi'er "Oh", in her hesitation, I have caught the handlebar, I stepped on the car, looked back at her with a smile and said: "dear lady, please get on the car. The train for happiness is about to start

"Nerves Xi'er looks at me and walks to the back of the car

she sits on the back of the car with her legs together.

I put my hands on the handle of the car, looked back at her with a smile and said, "are you seated?"

"All right." Said Xi'er.

"The road condition is not very good. It may be bumpy. I suggest you hold my waist!" I looked back at her and said with a smile.

"No!" Said Xi'er.

"Good! Don't blame me for not reminding you! " With a bad smile, I pushed my bike out with a strong kick.

The faster I rode, the wind "whirring" in my ears, and the flowers and trees around me flashed back like a camera.

"Hello Do you run so fast? " Xi'er screamed behind me, holding my waist with both hands unconsciously

"dear lady," I turned back and said with a bad smile, "don't blame me for not reminding you! The train is going downhillThen I deliberately put my upper body forward and rushed up a gentle slope

Xi'er raised her hand on my back and said, "ah! Don't be so quick

The bike ran up the gentle slope and ran down the downhill like a whirlwind. The wind pressed my hair and shirt on my chest