The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "Gu Yang! What are you doing? "

I didn't look at her, only replied: "nothing? If I don't let these toy cars move, they will rust! "

"Don't get in the way of Daniel teaching me saxophone," said Xi'er

I return her way: "I play mine, you busy your chant!" I still don't look back.

Xi'er said, "you can take it back to play."

I said, "I'm sorry. I can't take so many things with me at one time! "

Xi'er can't pick up the words. It seems that she is speechless to me.

She said with a shy smile to Daniel, "Daniel, we just do our business and treat that person as the air."

I manipulated the remote controls and said to myself, "juliet, why don't you play with me on the remote control car! How to learn Saxophone! The Chinese just learn to play guitar. You used to love playing with me with remote control cars, didn't you? "

Xi'er said, "I don't care about you!"

As I remote controlled the cars, I said to myself, "poor, poor! I am the air, I am the air, I am the air everywhere... "

On the surface, I was busy controlling those cars, but the rest of my eyes were always focused on their every move, especially that of the Chinese French hybrid

after Daniel explained the basic movements of playing saxophone to Xi'er, he began to teach her how to use fingers.

Xi'er said coquettishly: "it seems a little difficult! Daniel

Daniel looked at Xi'er with a smile and said, "it's not difficult. I believe Juliet is a hundred times smarter than any other girl

Xi'er said with a smile, "is that right?"

"Of course Daniel said with a smile, "according to what I have just explained, you should learn to use fingers first."

Daniel takes Saxophone off his shoulder and gives it to Xi'er. Xi'er puts her long white fingers on the corresponding keys one by one

Daniel corrected with a smile: "no This finger should be here... "

Then he grabbed Xi'er's little hand.

My heart a tight, deliberately forced cough twice!

Both of them turned to look at me, and their hands were released!

Xi'er said to Daniel with a smile, "don't worry about him, we'll be ours!"

Daniel smiles and grabs Xi'er's hand again

I had a big ignition, drove a pickup truck directly under the sofa and crashed into Daniel's foot!

Then I drove all the cars with different shapes under the sofa, and the cars made a "ho ho ho" sound, circling under their legs

I'll go around until they're upset!

As expected, those two people were a little upset by the cars and the noise. Daniel looked at me and the car at his feet, and turned his helpless eyes to Xi'er

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "Hello! Drive your car away! Believe it or not, I'll throw it out of the window

I drove the cars back from under their feet and said to myself, "throw it, throw it! It's not a real car! Fortunately, someone said he would buy me Audi 6, but he still hasn't bought it, or maybe he will take it back. Ah! Life is hard, life is hard

"Crazy!" Xi'er frowned at me and said, "what's the strength of a person sitting there talking to himself?"

I didn't look at them, but still bowed to control the cars. I said, "yes! There must be no man grabbing a woman's hand

My words made them speechless. Fortunately, Daniel didn't dare to fight any more!

After Daniel taught Xi'er how to use fingers, Xi'er said that she would make Sumatran civet coffee for him!

Listening to this Sumatran civet coffee, I can't help feeling sad! I remember Xi'er once said that I was the only man who let her make coffee. It seems that now there is a second one!

Xi'er leaves the living room and goes to the kitchen

I also got up, left the living room and went back to the bedroom

I ran to the wall and took off the two pairs of gloves. I put on the black boxer and went to the living room downstairs again. I threw the white boxer to Daniel

I stared at him and said, "come on! Man! Let's play

Daniel looked up at me

I stared at him and said, "come on! Man! stand up! Fight me

Daniel hesitated, looked at me and said, "I didn't practice Boxing..."

I stared at him and said with a smile, "come on! Man! Put on your boxer

Under my direct vision, Daniel had to put on his fist and stand up

I went to the spacious part of the living room, looked at him and said, "come on! come here! Let's practice

Daniel shook his head and had to leave the sofa and come to me

As soon as his forefoot stepped into my attack area, I met him with a jab

Just listen to the "bang" sound, Daniel screamed, fell to the ground, a hand tightly covered the bridge of the nose, nosebleed!I was stunned for a moment. Is Temo too weak to stand "beating"?

Hearing the sound, Xi'er ran out of the kitchen, staring at me and Daniel, as if she didn't know what was going on in Chuli's living room for a moment!

Daniel got up wobbly from the floor, took off his fist and wiped a handful of nosebleed on his mouth

Xi'er said angrily to me, "Hello! Why are you hitting Daniel? "

I said with a smile, "I didn't want to hit him! I just want to play with him, who knows I punch past, he is like this. He doesn't hide... "

Xi'er glared at me and scolded me. She helped Daniel to sit down on the chair.

"Are you all right? Daniel Xi son urgent voice asks.

Daniel shook his head and said, "it's OK, it's ok..."

His brow tip is still wringing. It's strange if it's OK. I didn't tickle him with that punch!

Daniel said, "how can you fight with him?"

Daniel said, "I thought he said he didn't practice either..."

Xi'er said, "he's been in a boxing match!"

Then Xi'er turned to stare at me and said, "how do you mean to practice with someone who doesn't know boxing?"

I raised my hand and touched the bridge of my nose with my fist. I didn't think so and said, "how nice of him to touch his wife's hand?"

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "who's your wife?"

I said, "I didn't say it was you!"

Xi'er said, "I don't care about you! Take your things and leave at once

I said, "I'll leave. But I have to take out all the things in my bedroom first, so as not to get moldy! "

If Xi'er really wanted to drive me away, I would not be here now! Now almost half an hour has passed!

"Psycho!" Xi'er scolded me.

She ran to the floor cabinet, found the first aid kit and began to deal with the nasal mucosa for Daniel

After being stabbed by me and seeing me staring at him, Daniel didn't dare to stay any longer and quickly found an excuse to slip away.

Xi'er took him to the door. She looked at Daniel with a sorry smile and said, "don't be the same as that barbarian. You are welcome to come again next time!"

I followed to the door, waved my fist and yelled at Daniel, "man! Next time, let's practice! "

Daniel was so scared that he turned around and ran to the elevator

Xi'er slammed on the door and turned to stare at me and said, "Gu Yang! What do you mean? Do you scare people? "

I said, "what else do I want to ask him? Come to my house and flirt with my wife! "

"Who's your wife? Please make it clear! " Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I touched next nose, bow to smile a way: "I did not say you are again!"

"Have you packed up?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said, "the things are packed."

"Then you can go," said Xi'er

I said, "but my stomach is growling!"

"Then you go to dinner!" Said Xi'er.

I said: "I have no money, who will give me food?"

"I don't care," said Xi'er

I licked my face and said with a smile, "you can't be so cruel, can you? Not a bite of food for me? I'll starve to death

"It's none of my business!" Xi'er turned and said.

I said, "it's none of your business to starve to death in your house!"

"Oh! Coffee

Xi'er cried out, and then, bypassing my body, rushed to the kitchen

I smile in the direction of the kitchen, thinking that Hao Jian is right. When a man is shameless, he is the most pleasing to a woman! In general, women are softer than men after all!

Soon the sound of the pots and bowls touching each other came from the kitchen, and then the smell of the food floated out from inside

I went to the kitchen door, leaned on the door, looked at busy Xi'er with a white apron, and said with a smile, "cook for me?"

"I don't want you to starve to death in my house!" Xi'er turned to stare at me and said.

I said: "Xi'er! In fact, you care about me, don't you? "

"You can't be more fanciful! I'm just afraid of being denounced by public opinion! " Xi'er looked at me and said.

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "yes! A man starved to death in the home of a rich second generation. It will really set off a frenzy of public opinion! "

Xi'er suddenly turned to look at me and said, "if you want to stay for dinner, from now on, don't say another word, otherwise, I'll let you go immediately!"

I said with a smile, "what if I don't leave?"

Xi'er frowned at me and said, "I'll let the security guard carry you out and throw you in the dustbin!"

"All right, all right! Then I will not speak! " I said.

I quit the kitchen, although forbidden, but my heart is still happy! As expected, Xi'er fell into the trap. I just got my salary yesterday. I still have a drop of money for dinner!Xi'er is obviously cooking dinner for me, because she usually doesn't eat much in the evening, and she mainly eats fruit in the evening!

What does that mean? This shows that Xi'er still cares about me. I'm afraid I have no money to eat!

If I think about it like this, I will be more energetic!

I went to the tea table, picked up my pen and wrote down the following two lines on the pad. The first line was:

"hard work is the most pitiful for the moon in the sky. One night is like a ring, and every evening is like a Jue!"

The main idea is to say that the moon in the sky is the most pitiful. It's perfect overnight, and then it's all a pity!

The second line is:

"Xi'er, do you remember the most romantic thing in your heart? I'm the man who is really willing to hold his hand and grow old with him! "