The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I guess Xi'er must have seen me from the video phone, but she refused to open the door for me.

I smashed at the door and yelled at the room, "Xi'er! I know you're in there! Open the door! Open the door quickly

"Xi'er! If you don't open the door! I'm not going! I'll sleep at the door tonight! " I called into the door.

I continued to shout, "Xi'er! I already know the reason why you let me leave. Why are you so stupid? Why don't you tell me the truth? Why are you so stupid? "

"Xi'er! I said, we will fight against the world together! Now face this kind of situation! How can you handle it alone? Open the door! Xi'er I cried.

There was still no movement inside the door.

I took out my cell phone and dialed Xi'er's cell phone number

The cell phone is connected! I was filled with ecstasy!

I said: "Xi'er! Open the door! I'm back to help you! "

"Gu Yang! i 'm sorry! I have a party tonight! Not at home Xi'er is at the end of the mobile phone. Her voice is neither humble nor overbearing.

I hastily said: "Xi'er! You can't fool me! The meter is running so fast! You must be in the room! Open the door! I'll sleep here tonight if I don't open the door! "

"Gu Yang! Are you crazy? I said, "I'm not at home!" Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I said, "honey! You're crazy! You know what you've done to me? You love me so much, why do you pretend to be indifferent to me? Why? As long as we love each other, is there anything else in the world that can't be solved? "

"Gu Yang! I'm socializing now! i 'm sorry! I hung up! " Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I hastily said: "Xi'er! You can't do this to me! You can't... "

There's a beep coming from the other end of the mobile phone. I know Xi'er has hung up!

Turn off my cell phone. I can't connect with ER Xi'er!

I knock into hit the door, and then into the door, the door is still no movement! But I know that Xi'er must be in the living room. Maybe she's right behind the door listening to me. Maybe she's looking at me from the video phone!

I changed my strategy. Instead of smashing the door, I sat down on the spot, cross legged on the ground!

I know Xi'er must be in the room looking at me from the video phone!

After a while, I suddenly raised my hand and covered my stomach tightly. With a scream, I fell to the ground in pain and rolled on the ground

I opened one eye to the door

I thought Xi'er would be frightened by my play dead performance. I thought she would immediately open the door and run out in a panic to ask me what happened?

But no, I imagined all this! The door is still closed, there is still no movement inside!

I was so desperate that I simply lay there and couldn't get up. I took out my cigarette and lit it up and smoked it leisurely

"Baby! I don't think you can open the door! Anyway, I'm not busy now. I'll spend it with you to see who can afford it! "

I smoked a cigarette, another cigarette, I changed my sleeping position, another sleeping position

Until the ground is full of cigarette ends, but the door is still closed!

I lay on the ground, looking up at the lamp above my head, and said to myself, "wife, wife! It seems that you are going to play hard with your husband this time? "

I start to pee, I'm not afraid of pee, I'm not afraid of pee!

Until ten o'clock in the night, I felt my bladder was swollen and painful. It was estimated that my bladder was full, but my stomach was empty. I kept purring!

I empty my brain, I don't want anything, I don't want food, I don't want water, I don't want bathroom, I don't want where I am!

Slowly, I fell asleep!

I don't know how long after that, I was awakened by a voice!

I nervously got up from the ground and looked around. I didn't find any abnormality! I felt out the cigarette case and wanted to light it. I found that it was empty. I was so angry that I kneaded it into a ball and smashed it on the door!

Just when I wanted to fall down on the spot and continue to sleep, I found that the door was open, but it was not obvious, only a small crack

In my heart, I jumped up from the ground and rushed to the door

When I opened the door, there was no one in the living room, but the light was still on

I look up to the upstairs, the light in the bedroom corridor is also on!

At the same time, I smelled the smell of the food coming from the restaurant

I resisted the sudden hunger, ran to the spiral ladder, stepped on the spiral ladder and climbed upstairs.

I ran to the door of Xi'er's bedroom. The door was closed. A note was pasted on the door, which read the following words:

"Miss Ben is sleeping. No one is bothering me. Hungry to eat, sleepy to sleep

The following sentence was added:

"don't play dead in the corridor, your acting is too bad!"I raised my arm to knock, but I held back! The door should have been locked from the inside, too! Even if I knock on the door, Xi'er won't open it for me tonight! This is my intuition!

However, she went downstairs and opened the door of the living room for me, which showed that she was still worried about me! She can think that I haven't eaten, that she is still concerned about me!

"Gu Yang! Don't give up! A good beginning is half done! wife! Don't think my husband will give up so easily. I will soak you like instant noodles. I will wrap you like vines around tree trunks! " I breathe for myself in my heart.

When I thought about it, I called out to the door, "wife! good night! Don't kick the quilt! I'll see you in the morning

Then I went down to the restaurant and found that the food on the table was still steaming! I don't think it's long before it's ready. Although there are not many dishes, they are all my favorite! Give me all the food!

I understand the heart of Xi'er, and I can't help but feel happy again!

I opened my chair and sat down. I grabbed my chopsticks and wolfed them down

At this time, Cheng lingsu's beautiful face flashed in front of my eyes. While chewing, I thought, now, it's time to meet Cheng lingsu! I'd like to see what medicine she sells in the gourd!

That night I sleep on the sofa in the living room. One reason is that my bedroom hasn't been cleaned up yet. The other reason is that I sleep on the sofa. Good morning tomorrow. When I hear her footsteps, I will jump up from the sofa.

I decided that without saying a word, I would jump up and hug her, and then kiss her wildly. Isn't that what happens in love movies? When the hero and heroine conflict, the hero will be forced to hold the heroine in his arms, after a crazy kiss, the heroine is conquered!

Yes! I just want to conquer Xi'er's heart again with my warm love!

That night I had a dream. The place of the dream was Provence. The hero and heroine in the dream were me and Xi'er.

Ah! The endless Purple Lavender!

Xi'er and I are running on the lavender ground. Xi'er is wearing a beautiful Bohemian style skirt and a beautiful and fashionable straw hat full of tropical style.

Chase, laugh, frolic!

I put Xi'er on the lavender floor and enthusiastically kiss her sexy mouth, her forehead, her nose, her cheek and her earlobe. I kiss wherever I can!

Xi'er lies on the lavender floor with her eyes slightly closed. She enjoys my tenderness, my warmth and my love for her. She holds my head in her hands, and there is a deep and soft murmur between her lips and teeth.

"I love you!" Xi'er whispered. She opened her eyes slightly and looked at me.

"I love you, too!" I stare at her, gasping for breath.

I suddenly opened my eyes and found that I was dreaming! No Provence, no lavender, no Xi'er, no lingering love!

I just lay alone in the living room, in the sofa, I just had a dream.

Why dreams are always so real, so real that when you wake up suddenly, you are at a loss, so real as if it had happened. However, the dream did happen!

I suddenly realized something, and I didn't have time to recall the beauty of my dream. I rolled down the sofa, ran to the spiral staircase, went upstairs, and came to Xi'er's bedroom door

Isn't Xi'er awake yet? In my mind, Xi'er just woke up. She raised her hand and rubbed her eyes. She would be coquettish to me, as lovely as a child!

Think of here, my mouth again pulled up a smile, my hand on the facade, gently stroking, like stroking Xi'er's little hand

There's a crack in the door! I'm surprised! I thought, did Xi'er leave a door for me last night? I'm stupid, didn't I?

Such a thought, I regret, straight scold oneself too stupid! I should have pushed the door last night!

Xi'er must miss me, so she left me a door. Maybe she had been lying on the bed waiting for me to sneak into her bedroom last night!

This thought, my courage a little bit, hand slowly pushed the door open.

Half of the door opened, and when my eyes fell on the big black iron bed, I was startled! There is no Xi'er on that big bed!

I ran into Xi'er's bedroom and looked behind the door. I thought Xi'er was playing hide and seek with me again! But there is no Xi'er behind the door.

the quilt on the bed is not folded, which is Xi'er's bad habit. She never folds the quilt when she gets up. She says that she has to go to bed at night, so why bother!

I ran to the bed and lifted the quilt. Xi'er was not playing hide and seek with her. She was not in the bedroom!

I turned to look at the alarm clock on the bedside table. It's already eight o'clock in the morning!

It's over. I overslept!

I raised my hand and slapped my mouth. This alarm clock was bought by Xi'er. It's a small house with pink walls and red tiles. There is a bird in the house. Every time the time is set, the bird will jump out of the window of the house and sing happily!Xi'er used to say that the bird could wake her up, but it couldn't wake her heart!