The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Hu Xuejiao recently had an ambiguous relationship with the salesman Li Wei in the sales department. Sun Hongbing must have noticed! In the northerner who talks about brotherhood, being stuck between a friend and a woman he likes, his heart is really tangled!

Sun Hongbing, a big man, was lying on my shoulder and crying like a child. I comfort him with another classic passage from the same writer:

"a person will cry because of pain; a person's pain is because of care; a person's care is because of feeling; a person's feeling is only because you are a person! So, you feel, care, pain, tears, that you are a complete can not be a complete person! When you are sad, forgive yourself. It's just a person. There's no need to look at yourself so indestructible! "

Then I told sun Hongbing a little story. I said: "a soldier fell in love with a princess. The princess told him that if he was willing to stay under her balcony for 100 consecutive nights, she would accept him! So the soldier did. He waited one day, two days, three days Until the ninety ninth day, the soldiers left. Why don't soldiers stick to the last day? "

See sun Hongbing can't answer, I told him the answer directly!

"The answer is a little touching," I said, breathing wine in his ear. Love can't just be paid by one person. Soldiers use 99 days to prove love and 100th day to prove dignity! So, I think in love, we can't always bear humiliation. We can't lower our heads into the dust like aunt ailing said! We should keep the minimum dignity of human beings! We need to love, but we also need dignity

I comforted him with another healing quote from the same writer: "if you want something, let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; if it does not come back, it is not yours at all! If one day, someone who can't come back disappeared, someone who can't leave left, it doesn't matter. Time will bring the right person to you. Before that, all you have to do is take good care of yourself

Sun Hongbing put his powerful arm around my neck, looked at me and said in a choked voice: "brother! Thank you for enlightening me! I used to be sorry for you! From now on, you and Hao Jian are my sun Hongbing's good brothers! We are good brothers

Hao Jian smashed the cigarette box in his hand at Sun Hongbing and me, glared at us and said, "what are you two bastards doing

I said, "get out of here! We're talking about Chinese culture and emotion! "

Hao Jian spat at me with disdain, and said with a cheap smile: "no matter how broken the underwear is, it's sexy. No matter how deep the feelings are, it's bullshit!"

Xie Peng added jokingly: "you can wear underwear even if it's broken! No matter how deep the feeling is, there will be separation! "

I smashed the lighter in my hand at Xie Peng and said in a loud voice, "I found out today! You are so talented

Xie Peng reached for the lighter, raised his head and howled, "my God! Please give me a silly girl

Hao Jian said with a smile: "society is so complicated! Who are you idiots pretending to be? Women are everywhere. How hard is it to hook up with a few? "

I exhaled a cigarette ring and said, "do you think every man is as shameless as you? Pengpeng wants to find a good woman, not a broken flower! All over the world, high-quality women are hard to buy! What's more, women's status has far surpassed men's! You've got it

At this time, sun Hongbing came very sad and said: "men are humble, women are invincible!"

Hao Jian doesn't know, but Xie Peng and I both know that this sentence is the most true portrayal between sun Hongbing and Hu Xuejiao!

Xie Peng added with a smile: "I saw a sentence yesterday:" women, when they were young, their fathers hurt, when they grow up, their husbands hurt, and when they grow old, their sons hurt. Men, when they were young, they listened to their mothers. When they grew up, they listened to their wives. When they got old, they had to listen to their daughters'! Men cry, cry, it's not sin

As soon as this sentence came out, the voice of the four men in the box suddenly dropped, and everyone shook their heads and sighed.

Hao Jian's mobile phone rang without losing time!

I ran on him and said, "which girl is on the boat again?"

"Why is that so ugly! You should say which girl is waiting for me to save their boring soul again Hao Jian glared at me.

He got up, went to the side and picked up the phone

Hao Jian's face is a little "weird" when he answers the phone. This "weird" is for his previous performance. In the past, he never answered my sister's phone, but when he answered the phone, he seemed to be very honest! It's not like a general call. It's two people talking there. It seems that the other person is speaking on the phone. Hao Jian focuses on listening!

The call lasted about a minute. Hao Jian hung up and went back to the table. He looked at me and said, "I ask you! Is your phone off? "

"No!" I looked at Hao Jian and blinked.

Hao Jian stared at me and said, "take out your cell phone and have a look! Your cell phone must be off again! "

"How?" I murmured, looked down and took out my cell phone from my trouser pocket and said, "Oh! It's off! Maybe I accidentally pressed the power off button! " I felt out the phone and pressed the power on button for a long time, but I couldn't turn it on. It turned out that there was no power and I was forced to turn it off!Hao Jian turned to Xie Peng and said, "your cell phone is off, isn't it?"

Xie Peng scratched the back of his head and said, "yes! I'll turn it off and save electricity! "

"Shit! You really save electricity Hao Jianxiao looked at Xie Peng and scolded. Then he pointed to Xie Peng's mobile phone and said, "open your mobile phone and have a look! Maybe you'll be scared! "

I looked at Xie Peng and Hao Jian, and groaned: "bitch! Drink, drink! Why do you check people's mobile phones? "

"Shut up! Damn it Hao Jian said with a smile.

Before I could pay back to Hao Jian, Xie Peng screamed, "my God! finished! It's over, it's over

I turned to stare at Xie Peng and said with a smile, "what are you finished! It's out of service, isn't it? It's OK in China. I think it's OK. Is it OK if I don't pay the phone bill? "

Xie Peng looked at me confusedly and said, "brother gu! It's a hundred times more serious

"What's the matter?" I looked at him and said.

Xie Peng said: "I have 15 missed calls! It's all from the same person! "

I said, "fifteen? Looks like a little bit more? Who's calling? Is there something urgent? "

Xie Peng cried and said, "I think so, too!"

"Then go back and ask! What are you doing I said to him.

Xie Peng frowned at me and said, "brother gu! I dare not

As soon as I hit the table, I said angrily, "you can kill yourself with a beer bottle! You don't dare to call back. Why are you still alive? "

"It's president Lin..." Xie Peng looked at me with a sad face.

I was stunned for a moment, looked at him closely and said, "why does Mr. Lin call you?"

Before Xie Peng answered, Hao Jian stepped in and glared at me and said, "there are 15 missed calls from Xie Peng, and I have more than 10! My mobile phone is muted. I just took it out to see the time. I just received the latest one! "

I am stupefied to look at Hao Jian to say: "also is Lin Zong dozen?"

Hao Jian stared at me and said, "you are so smart! You guessed it

I stare at Hao Jian and say, "what does Mr. Lin say..."

Sun Huabing suddenly realized that I was there!

Hao Jian and Xie Peng both turn to see sun Hongbing. Although sun Hongbing is already drunk, everyone says that the drunk is still sober. He doesn't know the relationship between Xi'er and me, and I don't intend to let him know!

Hao Jian and Xie Peng understood and said nothing further.

Hao Jian winked at me and motioned me to go out to talk.

Hao Jianxiao looked at Sun Hongbing and said, "soldier! I went to the bathroom! You and Xie Peng continue to talk! "

I quickly got up, touched my nose and said with a smile, "I'll go too! Laozi's kidney is deficient. When I drink beer, I just want to pee! "

Hao Jian came to help me and said with a smile, "fuck! Look at your promise! What are you doing? The floor is so flat

They helped them out of the box and went to the end of the corridor. Hao Jian said, "Xi'er is looking for you everywhere! I think she cares about you. She's worried about you! "

I moved in my heart, but still pretended not to care on the surface. I touched my nose and said, "she doesn't care about me! She doesn't even have the least trust in me! "

"How can it be? I would like to tell you that, but when the soldiers come, I can't continue this topic, "Hao Jian said, hooking my neck." you want to! He is a rich second generation, or one in a million beautiful rich second generation! How are you? If people don't have absolute confidence in you, will they choose to be with you? Will you keep your head clear? "

I reached for half of Hao Jian's mouth, sucked two mouthfuls, looked at him and said: "Liu mang suspected that I had sold the company's trade secrets, suspected that I had sold the company's trade secrets to Xiao Delong! I'll take it! However, Xi'er even asked me the same question, which is hard for me to accept! "

Hao Jian took the cigarette back again, took a puff, sprayed it all on my face, looked at me and said, "you see things very well. What's the matter today? Isn't this the lion on Heshang's head? Is it obvious? I think Xi'er must have something to hide! "

"What's so hard to say?" I looked at Hao Jiandao and raised my hand to fan the smoke in front of the fan.

Hao said: "how do I know that? Come on! Don't say anything! You hurry to call Xi'er back to report safety! Xi'er is very worried. She says that no one answers the phone call from Sicily manor. She calls you to turn off your mobile phone. She thinks you are with Xie Peng. Xie Peng's mobile phone is turned off again. She calls me ten times before she gets through! Xi'er said that he was looking for you outside, and said that he would not let me tell you that she was looking for you! But let's have a fight, I have to tell you! "

My heart moves again, anxious to call Xi'er back, but I don't appreciate it. I say: "so what?"