The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er ran to me, reached for my ear, glared at me and said, "let go! Tong Tong is my sister-in-law. Try bullying her! "

I let go of Gu Tong, turned back to Xi'er and said with a smile, "I didn't bully her. This is a game that my sister and I used to play when we were young."

Seeing off mom and Gu Tong, it's already dark on the way back.

Xi'er drove me from the railway station to the downtown

Xi'er held the steering wheel in both hands, turned to look at me, squeezed her eyes and said, "Yang Yang! Do you think I'll go back to Rose Manor or Sicily manor? "

I feel the provocative element of Xi'er's tone. Although I haven't had a close relationship with her for more than a week, I'm ready to move, but I don't want to be too thirsty and impatient!

"It depends on where you can go?" I said, pretending to be relaxed.

Xi'er gave me a smile and said, "I'd better go back to Rose Manor."

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "actually You can also go back to Sicily Manor! After all, you haven't spent the night in Sicilian manor for a long time... "

"Long?" Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile, "only three days?"

Don't you want to make out with me? Cooperate with me to die?

I continued to touch my nose and said with a smile, "it's so late. I'm not sure if you go back to Rose Manor again."

"Late?" Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile, "it's not eight o'clock yet!"

I'm crazy!

I am very disappointed to "Oh" a way: "in fact You see, as soon as Mom and Gu Tong leave, I'm left alone in the big apartment! "

I deliberately pretend to be poor. It's said that girls like to pretend to be poor!

"Are you afraid?" Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said with a wink.

I said with a smile: "I'm not afraid! Don't forget, I'm an atheist! It's just It's just

Just a little lonely!

"Just what?" Xi'er hit the steering wheel and turned to look at me directly.

In a low voice, I said, "nothing. Then you Let's go back to Rose Manor... "

"It's just lonely, isn't it?" Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile.

I feel my nose and I don't say yes or no.

"Isn't it?" Xi'er turned to look me in the eyes and said with a smile, "if you say yes, I'll go back to Xixi manor. If you say no, I'll go back to Rose Manor! Say it

Do you want to scratch the back of my head?

Xi'er pretended to be angry and said, "don't say it! I'd better go back to Rose Manor! "

"Yes! Yes I looked at her and repeated.

Xi'er looked at me and said, "what is it?"

"Hello! You mean to tease me, don't you? " I frowned at her and cried.

Xi'er covered her mouth and chuckled.

"I thought you didn't want me! Hum Xi'er glanced at me and said.

I said: "do I admit that I am lonely, it means that I miss you?"

"Is there a difference?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I looked at her and said, "it's greater than or equal, OK? In other words, loneliness may be equal to missing you, or maybe it's because of someone else! "

"So you don't miss me?" Xi'er looked at me and blinked.

I sighed, looked at her and said, "do you dare to make the simple questions more complicated?"

"Dare Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said, "you win!" I felt out a cigarette, lit it and took a sip

Xi'er looked at me and chuckled. She said, "Well! Don't say I abused you! I'll give you a question now. If you get it right, I'll go back to Sicilian manor with you and sleep with you. If you get it wrong, it's a pity. You're all alone tonight. "

I exhaled a puff of smoke and sighed: "at this time, men are lambs slaughtered! Whatever you say, they will not have the power to resist! "

"You don't agree!" Xi'er pouted and turned to look at the road ahead.

I puffed out a puff of smoke and said, "yes! I totally agree! "

Xi'er turned around, looked at me and said with a smile, "that's good! Hee hee. "

"Don't laugh at me. Let's make a question." I said.

Xi'er pondered for a moment, looked up at me and said, "Mr. Gu! Please listen to the question... "

Question: Xiaofang complained: "your sister! I'm so worried that my aunt hasn't come this month! It's like a pit father! "

Question: who is in a hurry?

Xiao Fang her sister Xiao Fang her mother Xiao Fang her sister Xiao Fang her father Xiao Fang her aunt Xiao Fang his boyfriend.

Shit! Such a simple question to test such a high IQ person! Take it and test those who are less than 1! What's more, this topic is so strong!"Of course," I said

"Why?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I puffed out a puff of smoke, looked at Xi'er and said: "Xiao Fang is not coming, aunt! Of course, her boyfriend is most anxious! Because he's afraid Xiao Fang is pregnant! "

"My husband is so smart!" Said Xi'er, looking at me.

I said: "next time, please give me some more difficult questions, OK?"

"Then why is Xiao Fang's boyfriend so afraid of Xiao Fang's pregnancy?" Xi'er looked at me and asked.

Second, she doesn't want to have two boyfriends, so I don't want her to be pregnant

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "husband! You have a comprehensive view of the problem! "

"Excellent? Middle school students all know that the analysis of problems should be comprehensive! " I sniffed.

Xi'er gave me a charming smile and said, "OK! My wife will treat you tonight! "

"This can have!" I touched my nose and laughed.

Xi'er pouted at me and said, "look at you

Shit! Isn't that what you've been teasing me about? Women, women, are always so duplicative!

I suddenly thought: "wife! Why don't we... "

"How?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said with a bad smile, "why don't we play with a car crash?"

Xi'er glared at me, raised her hand and slapped me on the head. She said angrily, "shock your head!"

I felt my head and said wrongly, "there should be fun between husband and wife."

Xi'er glanced at me angrily and said, "can't you have a good big bed? Do you have to be in a narrow car? "

I grinned and said, "wife! You got to the point! That's the fun

"Still interesting? Why don't you go and buy some interesting things back! " Xi'er put her hand on my arm and pinched it!

The next morning, Xi'er drove us to the company. The morning in early autumn was still very cool, but it was a little cooler.

The morning light gives everything on the ground a layer of orange color, all soft and beautiful appearance.

Xi'er is sitting in the driver's seat, driving with a familiar and light attitude, with a radiant face!

Her cool and gorgeous look will always be revealed in her casual, that is her true colors! It will not change completely because of time and events.

I think her heart is still cool, her beautiful like flowers, will only face the spring in full bloom, will never face other seasons open!

Looking at her cold and arrogant appearance, I can't imagine her appearance in bed last night, so charming, so touching, so considerate, as if I was the God she believed in, and she was willing to do anything for me!

I'm talking about anything!

I always feel that men and women will never be equal. This is not only the inequality of social status, but also some other intangible things. For example, after a series of fierce battles yesterday, when I got up in the morning, I felt that my bones were aching all over my body, while Xi'er was more and more delicate and beautiful!

Before the Ferrari sports car arrived at the downtown square, I had seen the huge LCD on the skyscraper floor from a distance. There were advertisements on it 24 hours a day, including a group of creative advertising works about the summer promotion of beauty mall.

Xi'er turned to look at me and said with a smile, "husband! I can't wait to promote you to the position of planning manager

I also turned to look at her, touched her nose and said with a smile: "good things grind, good things grind, we should keep a low profile, keep a low profile!"

I, Gu Yang, a young man of 80 who came to the city from the countryside. What's the purpose of my leaving my hometown and coming to the metropolis? It's not the day when we are eager to succeed, to be famous, to break our own small world in this metropolis! I'm eager to be the master of this talented metropolis!

Although this is not my ideal in life, it is definitely my ideal in the workplace! Didn't someone say that? A person must do what he should do first, then you have the ability to do what he wants to do! If what I should do is to become famous in this metropolis, then what I want to do is to write and publish a book. I must publish a good book in my life!

Even if it is an autobiography, even if not many people buy it, I will publish it! This is my life ideal and career ideal, this is what I should do and what I want to do! In fact, when you establish a correct outlook on life and world outlook, the two are not contradictory!

Xi'er stretched out her hand and pointed to the LCD in the distance, looked at me and said with a smile, "husband! Your extraordinary talent has been tested by the facts! You are fully qualified for the position of planning manager

"How can I see it?" I looked at Xi'er and said with a smile.

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "husband! I'll tell you the good news! As soon as the summer marketing creative advertisement is put in, the sales volume of beauty mall has been rising! According to this trend, it is very possible that the sales volume of Liren shopping mall will increase by 15 percentage points compared with that before! "I looked at Xi'er with wide eyes and said, "really?"

Xi'er nodded, looked at me with a smile and said, "of course it's true! I saw the data of the sales department yesterday! It's a real thing

In that case, I should be proud! I touched my nose and pretended to be calm and relaxed: "my husband will turn the tide! 15 percentage points! husband! You have done a little miracle