The day I shared a flat with my female boss

In my severe eyes, Gu Tong said a word of reconciliation, said with a smile: "however, sister-in-law, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women do not love it! I don't know if my sister-in-law has a good feeling for bad boys

I glanced at Gu Tong and said, "you've got it! Now women are not bad, men are not in love! "

Gu Tong quibbled: "what! We women are all three obedient and four virtuous, you men are lavish

I said: "what three obediences and four virtues! Now it's three from four! "

Three from, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four must, say not, fight not, scold not, provoke not! The conclusion is that women are not bad, men do not love!

Xi'er protested and said, "now men are so playful. Why don't you say that?"

I said, "no way! Men are more exclusive than women! "

Gu Tong said: "brother! You are trying to be reasonable! Those boys in our school can't make a lot of efforts. Some boys talk about two or three girlfriends at the same time! Not to mention men in society! "

I said, "you're distorting the truth, aren't you? It turns out that men are single-minded and women are playful

In primary school, girls like the big brother next door, while boys like the young girls; in junior high school, girls like the boys who are in the limelight in class, while boys like the young girls; in senior high school, girls like the seniors who can play ball games, while boys like the young girls; in college, girls like the fashionable boys, while boys like the young girls; in society, girls like the boys who have cars and houses, while boys like the young girls I like young girls. Prove that girls are playful and boys are single-minded!

I picked up Xi'er's hand, gave her a warm kiss on the back of her hand, glanced at Gu Tong and said: "this is my wife! It's called love to offend my wife! What do you know? "

Gu Tong withdrew a, shrug up the wings of the nose, disapprovingly said: "now even primary school students understand this!"

Xi'er reached out and grabbed my ear and said, "don't call me Tong Tong kid any more. He's nineteen years old! Do you hear me

I said: "in my eyes, she is a little child! It's like in my mother's eyes, I'm a child! "

"Try again!" Xi'er grabs my ear hand and keeps adding force.

I bared my teeth and gave in, "OK! No more yelling, OK

"That's about it!" Xi son this just satisfied ground to smile, loosen me.

Gu Tong chuckled and squeezed his eyes at me and said, "brother! It seems that only your daughter-in-law can control you! "

Looking at Gu Tong, I said: "there are two things that are most difficult in this world: one is to put one's own thoughts into other people's heads; the other is to put other people's money into one's own pocket. The former calls the teacher if they succeed, the latter calls the boss if they succeed, and both call the wife if they succeed! I don't want to learn to fight with my teacher, I don't want to mix with my boss, and I don't want to live to fight with my wife! "

Xi'er and Gu Tong looked at me with a smile and said, "it's reasonable! Cluck, cluck... "

I lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "OK, stop it. The purpose of our reunion here tonight is to enjoy the moon, not to hold my criticism meeting! "

The moon has reached the biggest and roundest moment, a courtyard like the water of the moonlight, everything under the moonlight has become poetic and picturesque, generally with artistic conception.

I puffed out a puff of smoke, looked up at the full moon in the pure blue night sky, and said to everyone, "I'll tell you a story. The name of the story is' Wu Gang fells GUI '!"

At the same time, Xi'er and Gu Tong "withdraw" with disdain

Gu Tong said: "old-fashioned!"

Xi'er said: "no creativity!"

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "do you know that there is a new tune in the old tune?"

Xi'er looked up at the garden, bowed her head, pouted at me and said, "husband! In fact, I hate Wu Gang the most! Hum

I looked at her and said with a smile, "what's the matter? Wu Gang didn't peep at your bath again! "

Xi'er beat me, looked at me and said: "osmanthus tree is Miss's tree of life, but Wu Gang is very good. He cuts down my tree of life every day! I hate him to death

I said: "that is the Jade Emperor punishing him! He was forced, too! "

Gu Tong said with a smile: "sister in law! Don't worry! That laurel is a magic tree! Wu Gang will not be able to cut down the sacred tree if he cuts it for another 5000 years! "

Xi'er looked up at the night sky and said, "why is the jade emperor so bad? Not only punish Wu Gang, but also break up Dong Yong and the seven fairies. It seems that in all stories, he is a very bad character

I laughed and said, "you've found this! amazing! Great

I have said before that in my mother's bedroom, there is an old-fashioned big photo frame on the bedside wall, in which there are many black-and-white photos. One of them is a picture of my father and aunt Wan'er. At that time, they were still very young. In the photo, my father was smiling with high spirits and complacency, and aunt Wan'er was smiling with spring breeze.

If dad is still alive, if Dad sees this picture again, I think he will say, "that was a good time! It was a golden time

This day, Xi'er accidentally saw this photo. The photo of my father and aunt Wan'er is very conspicuous in the whole frame. My father is very heroic, and Wan'er is beautiful and gentle.She asked me who the man in the picture was?

I said, "that's my dad."

Xi'er said, "Wow! Your parents are a good match

Embarrassed, I touched my nose and said with a smile, "you're wrong. The man in the picture is my father, the woman in the picture is not my mother

Xi'er let out a sound and said unexpectedly: "that Who is the woman in the picture... "

I said, "that's my father's best friend. I call her aunt Wan'er."

"Aunt Wan'er?" Xi'er blinked at me and repeated.

I nodded and said, "yes."

Xi'er looked at me and sighed, "what a beautiful and elegant woman! So she Where is it now... "

Xi'er's words let me Leng for a while, so many years, I don't seem to have thought about this problem! I haven't seen aunt Wan'er for many years! Where is she now? How are you?

My mother came in from the outside and saw that Xi'er and I were standing there looking at the photos. She was stunned for a moment and turned to quit.

"Ma!" I stopped my mom. Or does my mom know something?

My mother's feet stopped and turned around slowly

"Yang Yang, what's the matter?" My mother looked at me, raised her hand and stroked her gray hair.

I ran over and pulled my mother under the frame. I reached out and pointed to the beautiful and elegant woman in the picture.

"Mom, have you heard from Aunt Wan'er?" I asked my mother.

My mother avoided my direct vision and faltered: "you child Your aunt Wan'er hasn't come to our house for so many years. How can I know about her... "

I said with a smile: "Mom, actually aunt Wan'er is very good to me."

Seeing my mother's sad face, I quickly put my arms around her shoulder and said with a smile, "Mom, don't get me wrong. I mean, besides you, aunt Wan'er is the best woman to me! "

My mother bowed her head to capture her hair. She had no words

Xi'er burst open. She rushed to grab me and said angrily, "Gu Yang! What do you mean

I realized that my words offended two women, one was my mother, the other was Xi'er.

After I pacify my mother, I immediately go to pacify Xi'er.

"Dear! Actually, I mean, except for my mother and you, aunt Wan'er is the best woman to me. I mean, don't think about it! " I looked at Xi'er and said with a smile.

When I explained to Xi'er, my mother quietly left the bedroom and went to the main room.

Seeing Xi'er frowning and pouting at me, I continued to smile and said, "aunt Wan'er, how can you and my mother treat me well! She just came to our house when she was a child, and the number of times she came is very few. Since my father died of illness, she has never come to our house again! If she's really nice to me, she won't come to my house for so many years, will she? How can she be nice to me? Right? Ha ha... "

Xi son this just satisfied, white I one eye say: "know good!"

I pulled her into my arms, hugged her and gave her a big kiss on her sexy mouth!

In the next few days, I take Xi'er to play around and go to the mountains. It's autumn now. There are many kinds of wild fruits! I was thinking that if a man fled to the mountains of my hometown, if it was autumn, he would not be starved to death if he hid in the mountains for two or three months. Hungry, he can pick wild fruit to eat, but also can hunt rabbits barbecue. Thirsty has the sweet mountain spring water.

How could he starve to death?

My hometown is a water town in the south of the Yangtze River. There is water everywhere. If there is water, there will be fish. I took Xi'er to catch fish and shrimp in the water, and went down to the rocks by the river to catch crabs. They had a good time!

Why is Jiangnan a fertile land? In short, even if you have no money, even if you have no land, you will not die of hunger for a while and a half. The selfless gift of nature can prevent you from starving to death!

For everything in the countryside, Xi'er is very curious, really curious, she has a good time, is the kind of happiness from the heart!

As for my mother, she tried to make delicious food for Xi'er!

My mother's cooking is not built. If she wants to open a restaurant in Binhai, city people will definitely eat it again! My mother's cooking master inherited from my grandmother. It is said that my grandmother's cooking skill is very excellent! He is very famous in all the townships. As for my grandmother's culinary master, I'm not sure.

At the end of the holiday, that is, on October 7th, my mother decided not to go anywhere. She said she would show her cooking skills in front of her daughter-in-law!

Because we are going back to Binhai tomorrow.

I know my mother is going to make her best dish, which is goldfish and duck's feet!

Mom used to make it for my father, and also for me and Gu Tong. That's a delicious food! Can't be described in words! It's very complicated and time-consuming to make this goldfish duck's paw, so we don't eat it very often. We can only taste the delicious food when we come to the distinguished guests at home or during the festival!