The day I shared a flat with my female boss

In love, I always say that to Gu Tong!

Although I don't advocate college love, but I don't object to it. If there is a heterosexual who is worthy of liking, you can try to communicate! Many female graduate students and doctors are immersed in their studies in their good years. In the end, they become love idiots. As a result, when they fall in love with each other when they have a successful career, it is difficult to find their own happiness.

Why? One of the most important reasons is that they are love idiots! I have accumulated a lot of knowledge, but I don't understand the customs, but I don't have accumulated the experience of love! Many people can not be happy because of love and marriage! It may be reasonable to start a business before starting a family, but I personally don't agree with this view!

However, there is an important premise, that is to maintain the principle! Frankly speaking, I don't approve of girls losing their first time too early! I don't think it's worth it for them! In particular, the kind of mental health is not sound, a few words by boys can cheat girls to go to bed! This is a kind of harm to their body and mind!

I am from the past, I know that more than 80% of campus love will not have results! This is a conservative estimate!

Gu Tong took my hand, looked at me seriously and said, "brother! Why don't you believe me? I'm not really in love! I don't have the type I like around... "

I said, "what type do you like?"

Gu Tong smiles at me and says, "it's the same type as brother!"

I felt my nose and said with a smile, "that's hard to find! Your brother belongs to the modern Jia Baoyu who is infatuated with heaven and does not become a rich flower in the world! "

Gu Tong said: "brother! Is Jia Baoyu a playboy? "

I said: "do you think Ge Huaxin?"

Gu Tong said: "brother is not Are you a flower

I said with a smile: "Huaxin is hard to define? Because to fall in love is to know whether the other party is the person you are looking for. In this process, if one party feels that the other party is not agreeable and gives up halfway, it can't be regarded as a flower heart! I believe that every man is not stupid enough to be good or bad. If a man meets a wonderful woman when they first fall in love, I don't think he will give up easily! "

Gu Tong looked at me and said, "brother! I have different opinions! "

I said, "go ahead! Miss Gu

Gu Tong, for example, can't objectively judge a boy's first love with his girlfriend Xu didn't know what a stupid thing he had done

I reached out and touched Gu Tong's head, and said with a smile, "we Tong Tong are more and more mature."

Gu Tong shrugged his nose, gave me a smile and said, "it's necessary! Brother

The next day, Gu Tong and I went to my father's cemetery and burned some paper money for him. We didn't have time to come back on Tomb Sweeping Day. It was not easy to come back. We had to do all the things we should do.

After I came back from my father's cemetery, I went to visit my relatives and friends.

My relatives are mainly those on my mother's side. Unfortunately, both my grandparents have passed away. Now there are only two uncles and two aunts in my hometown. The eldest aunt's family is still in the countryside, and the younger aunt's family is in the provincial capital.

To visit relatives and friends, we have to drink some wine. In our hometown, men are not enthusiastic if they don't get their guests drunk. It was late at night when the relatives came home. I'm full of wine, too.

Fortunately, these relatives are not far away, and the most are only two villages apart.

If Gu Tong didn't come to help me go home with a flashlight, I'm afraid I might have fallen into the fishpond by the side of the road.

My mother knew that I would definitely be drunk by those relatives, and she had made me a bowl of Jiejiu soup with peas in advance.

After drinking the soup, I'm going to take a bath. My mother won't let me. She said that it's easy to get typhoid when I take a bath when I'm drunk.

Mother said: "Tongtong! Help your brother to sleep

Gu Tong came up to hold me and said with a smile, "brother! Do you dare to shout the song you yelled on the way back to my mother? "

I said, "stay with me When adults talk, what do you want your children to say... "

Gu Tong shrugged his nose and said, "brother! They're adults, too, OK? "

With a wave of my hand and a straight tongue, I said, "big, big Little boy... "

Gu Tong looked at her mother and said, "Mom! Look! My brother called me a little boy

Mother said: "you are a child! Come on, you two have a fight! Help your brother to sleep

I said to Gu Tong, "do you think I'm drunk Joke! Want to get me drunk? It's still early... "

Gu Tong pouted and said, "yes, yes! brother! Are you all right? "

I shook and said: "your brother is a huge It's absolutely massive... "

Then I turned and walked towards the bedroom, kicking on the threshold. I almost lost my weight and fell downGu Tong quickly help me!

I said, "eh Why is the threshold so high... "

Mom and Gu Tong are happy!

I turned to Gu Tong and said, "Tong Tong I'll accompany my brother to town tomorrow... "

Gu Tong said: "OK! brother! Anyway, our man has the final say.

With a big tongue, I said, "this is Why do you sound so familiar... "

Wake up the next morning, although the head is still some pain, but the wine is awake.

I picked up the phone and saw that five or six missed calls were from Xi'er!

I screamed in my heart that it was terrible. I had been drinking all the time yesterday, and I forgot what I called Xi'er to report in the evening.

I think it's more than nine o'clock. Immediately dialed Xi'er's mobile phone number.

As soon as the phone was connected, Xi'er said angrily, "I want to explain, right? It's too late! Do you know I was worried about not sleeping well last night? "

I laughed and repeated: "I'm sorry! wife! I'm sorry! I drank too much yesterday

Xi'er said, "it seems that drinking is more important than wife, isn't it?"

I said: "wife! Don't you know? It's too much for our people to drink

Xi'er said, "make it up! Make it up

I said: "wife! I didn't make it up! I'll know when I have a chance to visit my hometown! "

"You're done! Yang, Yang Xi'er said in a cold voice at the end of her mobile phone.

I said: "wife! Don't do that! "

Xi'er hummed, "who promised me that I would be thinking about me for 24 hours? As a result, as soon as I drink, I'm forgotten! "

I sighed, "alcohol is killing my brain! Wife, don't be angry! I'll give you a kiss to calm down! "

Xi'er said: "how to kiss?"

I said with a smile, "can you kiss me on the phone?"

"Try it," said Xi'er

I said yes, and then I booed my cell phone several times! I said with a smile, "wife, how are you?"

Xi'er said coldly, "not so good! No feeling! "

I said, "what do you want?"

"I want to fly over and screw off your ears," said Xi'er

I said with a smile, "Hey, hey! If you have the ability, fly over

I know she must be on the way of hiking now! I know she can't fly here!

"You wait! I'll fly by and screw off your ear Xi'er said angrily at the end of her mobile phone.

I laughed and said, "OK! My husband is waiting for you

Xi'er said, "you! I'm so angry

I said with a smile: "wife! Don't be angry! My husband will bring you a lot of delicious food when he goes back! "

Xi'er said angrily at the end of her mobile phone: "no! I've decided that I'll break up with you for a while! from now on! I hung up! You do it yourself! Don't call me, I won't answer it! "

I said with a smile, "er Then you pay attention to safety! My wife... "

I haven't finished my words, the voice of "dududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududu!

I don't care too much. I know she just wants to scare me. Just wait for me to coax her back to Binhai! Hey, hey, hey! I already have experience in this!

After breakfast, Gu Tong and I went to town.

First, I want to meet my friends who lived in the town when I was a child. Second, I want to buy some clothes from my mother and Gu Tong.

Gu Tong accompanied me to those friends' home first, and drank too much at noon.

Thanks to Gu Tong with me, otherwise I don't know how many foreign appearances I will make along the way!

After shopping a few streets, drinking two bottles of sour plum soup and urinating a few times, I woke up most of my wine and my mind was much clearer.

I'm shopping with Gu Tong on the street. I'm ready to go home.

Now that everything is done, tomorrow you can stay at home and spend the Mid Autumn Festival with your mother and Gu Tong.

Gu Tong said: "brother! You can't go back now! "

I looked at her and said, "why?"

Gu Tong said: "brother! Don't be so selfish! When you meet your friends, should I meet my friends, too? "

I raised my hand, patted my head and said with a smile, "Oh! I forgot about it

Gu Tong said, "do you think I have no friends?"

I said with a smile, "OK! I'll go with you! "

Then I accompanied Gu Tong to the sculpture in the central square of the town.

I said, "is this your friend's sculpture?"

Gu Tong said: "annoying!" Then she took out her cell phone and looked at the time.

I looked at her and said, "won't you sit in the house?"

Gu Tong said with a smile: "no! I just want to see him once! "

I said, "what friend?"

Gu Tong said with a smile: "very important friends!"I looked at her and said, "you don't have a boyfriend!"

Gu Tong shrugged his nose and said, "brother, don't you let people meet a boy who is worth liking and try to talk to him?"

I stopped, looked at her and said, "you Do you really have a boyfriend? "

Gu Tong said: "what's the matter? brother. Don't tell me you don't remember what you said? "

I felt my nose and said, "how can it be?"

Gu Tong said with a smile: "that's OK."

I said, "but..."

"But what?" Gu Tong looked at me and said.

I said, "nothing. But I want to check him! "

This smelly girl! We're still in the army!