The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xi'er complained and said: "solemnly declare, forbid yellow topic!" But she was obviously eager to know what it was, scratching her ears.

The photographer said with a bad smile: "the answer has nothing to do with yellow!"

I typed two words on the screen of my mobile phone and showed them to Xi'er under the table.

Xi'er looked down at the screen of her mobile phone, then patted the table, looked at the photographer and cried, "it's so simple! Isn't it just "lips"

Roger said, "why lips?"

"Why lips?" Xi'er turned to look at me and said, she only knows the answer, but she doesn't know why the answer is lips?

I looked at everyone and said with a smile, "to be exact, this part of a girl's body is her upper and lower lips. Father, mother, boy friend, the initials of Chinese Pinyin touch each other when pronouncing. Father's two upper and lower lips touch twice, mother's two upper and lower lips touch twice, boy friend's upper and lower lips touch once, husband's upper and lower lips don't touch once! So Dad, mom can touch it twice; boyfriend can touch it once; husband can't touch it once! "

Everyone suddenly realized and laughed.

The photographer looked at Xi'er and me and said, "who answered this question? Or did you two answer it together? "

Another cameraman said with a smile: "of course, they answered it together! What a tacit understanding! Ha ha ha

The photographer looked at me and said with a bad smile: "maybe Mr. Gu touched it! Ha ha ha

Finally, Cheng lingsu told a joke in real life, which directly pushed the atmosphere of dinner to a climax!

She said there was a girl in their TV station who was very beautiful. She had the appearance of Yung zu'er and the figure of Liang Luoshi!

The girl wears 10 cm high heels to work every day. One day, a colleague kindly reminded her that she would not wear gaobang's boots in hot weather. She said that she had only worn them for six times, which was not cost-effective. She had to wear them back! Results that night from upstairs roll down, pelvic bone fracture and broken phalanx!

After dinner, Xi'er went upstairs to take a bath.

I went to the street outside the hotel to buy cigarettes. After buying cigarettes, I went back to the door of the hotel. Suddenly, I saw a person standing under the pavilion of the garden outside the hotel

I looked at it. It was Xi'er!

She turned to me, facing the sea, as if looking at the gentle sea at night.

Because the Mid Autumn Festival is coming, the rising moon on the sea is almost full!

The moonlight is as bright as water, and the whole garden is dense in the moonlight, which is a bit dreamy! Xi'er is still wearing the white dress in the daytime.

She was probably thinking about something, so I almost walked behind her, and she didn't find me.

Her hair is tied behind her head, revealing her beautiful neck. Standing in the pavilion, her clothes are floating in the moonlight. Her concentrated posture is extremely sad! There is a lot of artistic conception in Liu Yong's poem butterfly in love with flowers.

It's not that I don't understand the feelings in Xi'er's heart. I know I'm still in her heart, just like the white jade hairpin in her bun all the time!

In the time when Xi'er and her three get along, especially when we see that Xi'er and I are intimate, her heart must be hard. The reserve of the young lady of da'er's family and the forbearance of the old lady make her bury all this in Fang's heart!

It's not that I don't understand, but I can't understand any more! Seeing her sad appearance, I can't help but feel sorry for her!

I suddenly felt a sense of mischief in my heart. Holding a cigarette in my hand, I stood still and whispered to her back: "I'm leaning against the dangerous building, the wind is fine, I'm worried about the spring, and I'm sad about the sky. In the light of the grass and smoke, who can rely on the meaning of silence? "

Xi'er's body trembled for a moment, and suddenly turned back to see me

I said with a bad smile, "are you scared? It's the night

Xi'er looks down, looks up at me again, smiles gently, and then adds the word "I'm going to get drunk. I'm going to sing when I'm drunk. I'm not happy when I'm drunk. I don't regret that I'm getting wider and wider. I'm so haggard for Yi Xiao! "

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "it's hard for you today! It's the night

Xi'er said with a smile, "No. That's what I should do. "

I said, "go back to my room early and have a rest. I will continue to work tomorrow."

Xi'er said, "yes Will you stay with me for a while? Just a moment... "

I said, "OK."

Xi'er approached me two steps, looked up at me and said, "what's the plan for national day?"

I said with a smile, "go home and see my mother! I haven't been home for a long time

Xi'er said with a smile, "yes. Your mother should miss your precious son very much It seemed that she wanted to be more playful, but it was probably because her tone was not accurate enough that she did not convey the relaxed, natural and humorous atmosphere.

I said with a smile, "how about you? Where to go on National Day

I know it, because when I really get along with her alone, my heart is still a bit confused.

Xi'er said with a smile, "I will go to Hokkaido, Japan with aze."

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "it's very good! Very good! "Xi'er bowed his head and let out a sound.

For a moment, there was nothing but the faint sound of the waves in the distance

I looked around and said with a smile, "this pavilion is really beautiful, isn't it? Ha ha ha... "

"Yes. The town, the sea and the pavilion are like a dream on such a night Xi'er whispered, "in this pavilion, there is an agreement between Xi'er and me..."

I said: "what agreement?"

As if aware of her blunder, she bowed her head and said with a smile, "nothing. I didn't expect that in a short time, everything has changed. "

I said: "things are different, right?"

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said in a sad tone: "things are not things that used to be, and people are not people who used to be."

I know that the last half of her sentence has been hidden, and it should be followed by a sentence: "love is not what it used to be."

"The world is changing, maybe only change is the only constant." I said.

Xi'er nodded and said with a smile: "in the moonlight, listening to the sound of the sea here, everything has the illusion of a wrong time."

I lowered my head, touched my nose and said with a smile, "right?"

Xi'er said: "in fact, every time I listen to the conch, it's the same feeling..."

I know she means the conch I gave her before!

I don't know what to say. I lower my head and smoke hard

Xi'er turns to look at the sea 200 meters away. Her side face is in the moonlight, and her graceful waist, some hazy, some dreamland. Everything seems to have a lyric mood!

I cast my eyes on the full moon on the sea. Every time I think of Xi'er, I can think of moonlight. Every time I see moonlight, I can also think of Xi'er. Xi'er and moonlight seem to symbolize each other!

I want to break the hard silence, I read: "the sea rises, the moon, the end of the world at this time."

Xi'er didn't look back. She looked at the opposite sea and said softly, "I hope you will live long and enjoy a beautiful life together..."

Do not know why, her figure, her side face, her tone, let me sad!

After leaving Xi'er and returning to Xi'er's room, she has finished her bath and is sitting cross legged on the bed watching TV

she is watching the weather forecast.

I said, "wife, I'm back!"

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "did you bring back the washboard?"

I said, "ah?"

"Ah, what! Buy a washboard. I'll punish you later! " Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile.

I said, "I didn't do anything wrong."

Xi'er said: "hang the washboard at the head of your bed, always alert yourself not to make mistakes!"

Collapse! Fall!

Damn it! When you are a washboard, it is a warning maxim to inspire life!

I went over and sat next to her. I took an ice cream from a plastic bag and handed it to her. "There's no washboard. There's an ice cream!"

Xi'er said with a smile: "you are wise! Peel off the wrapping paper for me

"Yes," I said

I peeled off the wrapping paper and handed her the ice cream again. She took a bite and sent the ice cream to my mouth

I said, "why?"

"Let's eat together!" Said Xi'er.

"I said:" there is no need to be so affected, right

Xi'er frowned at me and cried, "washboard! Washboard! Tomorrow I'll go to the supermarket and buy a big washboard

I said with a smile: "I eat! I eat! Eat together

I opened my mouth and took a big bite. The ice cream went directly to more than half! I want to see if you're still hypocritical!

"Wow, I beat my eyes and cried! Woo woo! Why do you bite off so much in one bite! Wuwuwu... "

I was amused by her appearance. I fell on the bed with a smile and said, "you said it yourself! Ha ha ha

When I came to the seaside last time, I bought ice cream and ate with Lin's sisters. Will that never happen again?

Xi'er said, "husband! There will be a rainstorm tomorrow afternoon

I ah a way: "that can't shoot tomorrow?"

Xi'er said, "we went out to sea in the morning to shoot and come back before the rainstorm!"

I said, "is that dangerous?"

Xi'er said: "the weather forecast says that the morning weather is still good!"

I said, "what if the weather forecast is not correct?"

"I'll see it tomorrow morning," said Xi'er

I said, "I'm a little worried."

Xi'er said, "what are you afraid of! With my husband by my side, no matter how heavy the storm is, I'm not afraid! "

I said, "you think you are really a petrel!"

Xi'er squeezed her eyes at me and said, "husband! Didn't you recite the petrel to me that day? ""Yes! Ha ha I looked at her and said with a smile, "this is the brave petrel, flying arrogantly in the roaring sea, in the middle of the lightning; this is the prophet of victory shouting: let the storm be more violent!"