The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I said: "the more disgusting is still in the future! Wait and see

"Who's afraid! Hum She said, raising her face.

I look at her, look at her playful manner, this kind of feeling is good! It's like I lost a pearl by accident, but now it's lost again!

"Why are you looking at people all the time?" Xi'er pouted and whispered, "people are embarrassed."

I raised my hand to touch my nose, looked into her eyes and said seriously, "wife! I have three things to confess to you! "

"Frank? What's wrong with you? " Xi'er looked up at me and said.

I said: "I made two mistakes by accident"

"lenient for confessing and strict for resisting," Xi'er looked at me and hummed, "when I leave hospital, I will go to the market to buy a washboard, and I will punish you severely!"

With a smile, I touched my nose and said, "the first mistake is that I borrowed 200000 yuan for you last time. Actually Not to a friend, but to Lend it to... "

"Say it! To whom? " Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I clenched my teeth and said, "I lent it to min'er."

"Wow," said Xi'er! It was lent to your little lover! Gu! Your lie is very good. What else do you lend to your male friends? Your friend has a deep relationship with his father and son. It turns out that you lied to me! You're a big liar! Hum

I waved my hand and said, "wife! It's not like that. The reason why I lie to you is because I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me. There's nothing between me and min'er! "

"Nothing. What are you afraid I'll misunderstand?" Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I said: "wife! I'm wrong

"The second mistake first! I'll settle the bill with you Said Xi'er, glaring at me.

I felt my nose and whispered: "the second thing is about the summer marketing plan of beauty Mall..."

"What's wrong with the marketing plan?" Said Xi'er, staring at me.

I said, "actually Actually... "

"Actually what? Say it Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I gritted my teeth and said, "in fact, that group of ideas is mine!"

"What Xi'er stared at me for half a while, then said, "do you mean you did all the creative ideas about the summer marketing case of beauty mall?"

I nodded, and then plucked up the courage to tell the story again

"Good! Gu! How calm you are! It's been a long time, and now you're willing to confess to me? " Xi'er glared at me, raised her hand and patted the bed again.

Seeing her pain, I leaned over to hold her hand and said in a hurry, "what's the matter? What's the matter? "

She looked at me, blinked and said, "my spleen hurts!"

I am dumb, your spleen is not cut off?

She immediately corrected and said, "my liver hurts!"

I "ah" a, closely looking at her, urgent voice way: "very painful?"

I wonder if the doctor didn't check it out at that time. Was the liver also injured in the car accident? The liver and spleen are very fragile organs. They are the most common injured organs in the car accident!

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "I'm angry with you!"

I breathed a breath, made a false alarm, and said in a low voice: "it's good to be breathed by me, it's good to be breathed by me..."

"What are you talking about?" Xi'er glared at me and said, "I'm so angry with you that my liver aches. What do you say?"

I said with a smile: "as long as it's not other problems, Qi is the most functional pain, there will be no organic pain! Hey, hey

"You still laugh!" She said to me with her eyes.

"I dare not laugh!" With that, I pulled my face down, pretending to plead guilty.

"Continue to confess your third sin!" Xi'er stares at me and says harshly.

I touched my nose and said, "let's talk about it next time? I'm afraid that... "

"Say it! Come from the facts Said Xi'er harshly.

I felt my nose, hesitated for a moment, and then said: "the third thing is that I was hurt in the head last time..."

"Was it hurt?" Xi'er looked at me with wide eyes and said.

I nodded, the matter has been so far, I had to harden the scalp to say: "yes! It was hurt! I didn't hurt myself! "

Then I truthfully told Xi'er about min'er's part-time job in the colorful nightclub, and about Xie Peng and I going to the nightclub that night to save min'er!

I looked at Xi'er weakly and asked, "Xi'er! Don't be angry, will you? I cheated you. I've confessed all three things to you now. Please forgive me... "

"Just three things?" Xi'er looked at me sternly and said, "are you short of three things? It's no more than three. Do you know? Ah

I looked down and whispered, "I know. I will take the next step as an example! "

"Do you want to have another one?" Xi'er looked at me and said.I said, "there won't be another time!"

Xi'er waved to me and said, "you go! Let's divorce! "

I shook her little hand and said pitifully, "wife! Don't drive me away! You can punish me whatever you want! "

"Kneel down!" Said Xi'er harshly to me.

I hesitated: "wife! As the saying goes, kneeling, kneeling, parents, you hit me and scold me, don't let me kneel, OK? Or shall I kneel on one knee, or kneel on the washboard? "

"Yes Said Xi'er in a deep voice.

I felt my nose, stood up, moved the chair away, put my hands on the edge of the bed, and knelt down on one leg

"Hello Xi'er shouts to me, "is there any mistake? When you're on your knees? I'm kidding you

I stopped, blinked at her and said, "what about you?"

Xi'er covered her mouth and chuckled

"No promise!" Xi'er was angry at me and said.

I was wronged and said, "I'm wrong!"

"If you know what's wrong, you can correct it. What's good is great!" Xi'er said with a smile.

I looked at her with wide eyes and said, "so Are you not angry? "

Xi'er squeezed her eyes at me and said, "did I say I was angry?"

"But," I said, touching my nose, "but I'm cheating you! Moreover, you have said that you will not forgive me for cheating on you

Xi'er stopped laughing, looked at me and said, "OK! The reason why I am not angry is based on two points. One is that you have confessed voluntarily. Although it is a little late, you have confessed after all. Second, I cheated you once. So let's count it as a negative. "

I looked directly at her and said, "did you cheat me? When? "

"In Europe." She whispered.

I looked directly at her and said, "in Europe? What's the matter? "

Xi'er's momentum immediately weakened, timidly looked at me and said: "husband, I said, you must not be angry?"

I said with a smile, "I'm not angry. You say it

"Remember when we met Lucas at the couple cafe?" said Xi'er

I said, "of course I do."

"Remember Lucas' new girlfriend?" she said

I said, "yes."

"Remember Lucas talking to her new girlfriend in the cafe?" she said

I said, "yes. What's the matter? "

Xi'er looked at me timidly, hesitated for two seconds, then hooked her face and said, "that's all my director..."

I was stunned, lost voice way: "you direct?"

Xi'er nodded, raised her face, summoned up courage, looked at me, and said, "in fact, I had met Lucas before the double couple cafe, and had formally proposed to break up with him. I directed all the things in the double couple cafe, including Lucas's new girlfriend!"

I Leng half ring, also didn't completely understand, I looked at Xi'er way: "coco, why do you want to do that?"

Xi'er said: "the main reason is to stimulate you! The second reason is to stimulate Lucas! hey! Is it killing two birds with one stone? "

I said, "stimulate me? Why? "

"I want to see how you react to that scene," said Xi'er? I told Lucas you were my new boyfriend

I feel my nose, but I still don't understand

Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said, "do you remember what your reaction was at that time?"

I said, "yes."

Xi'er nodded and said, "your reaction at that time was very strong. That's what I hope to see! I was very satisfied with your strong reaction at that time! Because that shows that you care about me, you like me! You've been in love with me for a long time, haven't you? It's just that you don't dare to tell me because I'm your boss, do you? "

Collapse! You're too sentimental, aren't you? I didn't feel much about her at that time!

I felt my nose, hesitated and said, "where do you say that?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "come on! I know you've been in love for a long time, but you don't have the courage to tell me, but I can understand. "

I'm speechless!

I said, "I have to go to the doctor's office and suggest that the doctor give you another general examination to make sure that your car accident didn't really hurt your brain!"

Xi'er was not angry either. She looked at me with a smile and said, "you men love face! Especially you male chauvinist! It doesn't matter if you don't admit it now. Anyway, Miss Ben has already cooked your raw rice! You! I can't run away any more! Hum

I stay, feel a group of crows line up to fly over my head

I don't understand

Xi Er withdrew a way: "all right! Since you still pretend to be confused, don't blame Miss Ben for not giving face? I asked you! Have you ever told your former landlord that your girlfriend is a beautiful boss? "I suddenly think of the quarrel with the fat landlady that day, that is, the time when Xiao Delong ordered his men to pour pig blood on the wall and door of my rented room!

For this matter, the landlady quarreled with me and laughed at me for being so poor that I couldn't find a girlfriend! I was very angry back to the top, she said, "joke! I can't find a girlfriend? To tell you the truth, I not only have a girlfriend, but also a beautiful and golden female boss! "

But I said this to annoy the landlady! Because at that time I was Xi'er's acting boyfriend, Xi'er was my nominal girlfriend of course! Is it OK to take Xi'er to make a long face?

At that time, the landlady also scoffed at me for daydreaming and my toad for eating swan meat!