The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Therefore, no matter from the name, or from the constellation, it seems that I was born to be full of sunshine and vitality!

For the moment, compare me to the sun, and the guardian constellation of Xi'er is mercury, and mercury is the closest constellation to the sun. Can you think that Xi'er should be closest to me? Will she always be with me?

Mercury is the closest to the sun, but it is the only one of the five planets, except Venus, that has no satellite around it. Why do the other four planets have satellites around them, while Mercury doesn't? So is mercury a lonely planet?

It's said in astrology that Mercury is very close to the sun, so the time of mercury is very fast. Can it be understood that Xi'er's time passing by me so fast? Will she have a very short time with me?

And astrology says that the surface of mercury has been hit by countless meteorites, and there are pits everywhere. Is mercury injured? Is it scarred?

From Virgo and Aries can't find a match at all, can I pessimistically think that Xi'er and I are destined not to enter each other's lives? Can I understand that although the physical distance between each other will always be very close, but never into each other's arms?

The so-called near, far away. More poetic and sadder, that is, the furthest distance in life is not because I love you, but because you don't know, but because I love you, but can't put into your arms!

Xi'er and Xi'er are different. Xi'er is a Leo, Leo and Aries are born to be a pair, is happy enemy! Moreover, the guardian constellation of Leo is the sun, so has this predicted that I am destined to be waiting for Xi'er in this life?

Of course, of course, it's not science. I don't know if astrology is really that amazing?

I think I'm in a very emotional state, studying the relationship between the nominalism and astrology of Xi'er and Xi'er, even to the extent of being possessed. As we all know, when a person is possessed, there is something wrong with his logic of thinking!

"Look! Meteor Xi'er tugged at me and said.

I looked back and said with a smile, "it's not like I haven't seen a meteor before. It's a big fuss! Then make a wish

Xi'er said sadly: "when I was a child, my nurse told me that if there is a meteor gliding in the night sky, it means that a person on the ground went to heaven."

Seeing the meteor, some people are excited, because they associate with the realization of their good wishes. See the meteor, some people sad, because think of a person from the ground up to heaven! Although both of them are idealists, they still reflect their different mentality!

I looked down at her and said, "Xi'er, are you afraid of death?"

She looked me in the eyes and said, "of course I'm afraid!"

I raised my hand to touch her hair and said with a smile, "coward!"

She frowned, pouted and said, "I'm afraid of death, because I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die! I don't have the courage to leave you alone in the world. So, I'm a coward

I was stunned for a moment, then rubbed her soft hair and said with a smile: "let's not talk about life and death! Say something else? "

"Isn't survival, death and love the three most eternal themes in the world?" Xi'er looked up at me and blinked.

I said, "why do you suddenly become a philosopher again?"

Xi'er asked: "do all the questions have to be considered by philosophers?"

I said with a smile, "OK! Come forward and share your worries with those philosophers

"I hate it She raised her hand and hit me, she said in a delicate voice.

"Alice" rubbed around under our feet, very restless, and whimpered. Maybe I just saw Xi'er and I just chatting, ignoring its existence?

Xi'er stoops to pick up the little Yorkshire.

He reached for his hairy head and said with a smile, "Alice! Alice! Don't call me sister any more, you should call me mom! "

"How did you change your tongue?" I said with a smile to Xi'er, holding her in one hand and teasing Alice in the other.

Xi'er looked up at me and said, "of course I have to change my tongue! Although we are still a family of three, the relationship between family members has changed. Alice should call me mother, and she can't call you brother any more now

I said, "what's that called? What's your name

Xi'er reached out to beat me and said, "come on! Don't think Alice has no one's mind, you can take advantage of them at will

I said, "what's that called?"

"Daddy Xi'er said with a smile.

I said, "if we give birth to such a hairy guy, it will be miserable!"

Xi'er said with a smile, "what's so miserable! You see how lovely Alice is, the little noble princess

Put Alice down, and Alice went away contentedly, and entered the living room from the terrace.

Xi'er stretched out her arm to hang on my neck, raised her face to look at me and said, "husband! Do you think our future children will be particularly lovely? "I touched my nose, looked at her and said with a smile, "this plan is too far away. The plan to create human beings is as far away as the plan to run to the moon!"

Xi'er didn't seem to listen to me, but looked up at the night sky with a sweet smile on her face and said, "husband! I guess our child will be the most lovely one in the world

I said, "so confident?"

She continued: "our children must be a combination of the advantages of both of us. They should be as beautiful as their mothers..."

I said, "am I not beautiful?"

With a wave of her hand, she frowned at me and said, "don't interrupt! Listen to me first

Xi'er continued to say, "you should be as beautiful as your mother and as strong as your father; you should have the noble temperament of your mother and the taste of sunshine of your father; you should have the intelligence of your mother and the talent of your father! Baby! You must not inherit father's bad habit of touching nose

While she was fascinated, she stroked her flat abdomen, as if the baby was already in her stomach.

"Why don't you say there's a savage smell in you? Ha ha ha I cut off on purpose.

Xi'er stretched out her hand and pinched it on my arm. At the same time, she put her index finger on her lips and whispered, "Shh! Don't make our baby hear me! I want to be the most perfect and beautiful mother for my baby

I touched my nose and said to her, "please! Don't make it look like you've been pregnant for ten months! "

"What? I'm pregnant, don't you know? " Xi'er suddenly raised her face and looked at me.

I almost rolled off the couch!

"I" ah "a, cry:" you don't scare people! "

Seeing my attitude, Xi'er's eyebrows frowned. She grabbed me and said, "Gu Yang! You don't want to be responsible? "

I was stunned and stared at her for three seconds before I said, "you Can't you be serious? "

Xi'er jumped up from the reclining chair, glared at me and said, "gu! Do you have a conscience? You've done that many times with people, and every time you don't wear a condom, don't you let them have it? "

I stood up after her and was stunned. I felt my Adam's apple move up and down violently. My mouth was dry. My lips moved and I squeezed out a sentence: "this Is this too sudden? I'm not prepared at all... "

Xi'er stares at me and pouts, "what do you want to prepare for! I haven't said I should be ready! Hum

I looked at her eyes and looked down at her flat stomach, tongue tied

"When?" I stared at her and stroked my nose.

"The beginning!" Said Xi'er pouting.

I said, "that night in Paris?"

Xi'er didn't answer and asked, "do you want to default?"

I scratched my ears, then looked at her and said, "why don't you tell me? At least let me have a psychological preparation! It's so sudden All of a sudden To be honest, I'm not ready to be a father... "

Xi'er hummed, "I wanted to tell you! Then miss Ben changed her mind temporarily! "

I said, "why?"

She said, "what, why?"

I said: "the first time you prepared so well, why didn't you prepare two Yuting?"

She said, "why should I prepare?"

I said, "why don't you prepare?"

She said, "hum! It's OK to tell you now. Originally, I was prepared, but I'm afraid that you will turn your face and refuse to recognize others after you return home, so I'll throw those two pieces of Yuting into the toilet! If you dare to evade your responsibility after you return home, I will help you get an illegitimate child! Hum

I said, "are you crazy?"

She said, "you're crazy!"

I said, "what do you want?"

She said, "what do you want?"

I said, "you don't really want to have a baby, do you? I don't want to be the father of a child at all! I am a child myself

！ There's a time bomb in this monster's stomach! Like her so resolute practice, her sister can't be her opponent!

She turned over in anger and said in a lost voice, "I'll do the medicine flow tomorrow."

I took a long breath and reached for her shoulders

She turned away from me in anger.

I grabbed her shoulders and said with a forced smile: "Xi'er, listen to me, although I think abortion is a very cruel thing! But I'm not ready to be a father now! Shall we not have this baby for the time being? "

Xi'er suddenly turned her head, stared at me and said, "you can't think about it! I will never give up! I want to give birth to our baby safely and bring it up! If you don't be the baby's father, it's up to you! In a word, I'm sure I'll bring up Baobao! "

I'm dumb! What a surprise! I haven't completely come out of my relationship with Xi'er, and I haven't fully adapted to the identity of "husband" in my relationship with Xi'e