The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I touched my nose and said, "heaven and earth testify! You can learn from the sun and the moon! I have only you in my heart now! "

Xi'er slapped the table, glared at me and said, "Gu Yang! This is the company! Please speak more seriously

I instantly chrysanthemum tight, Xi son but didn't taut live, cover mouth puff Chi a smile son came.

I glanced at her and said, "give me a fright! Dear leader! Please don't laugh when you talk with the staff! What kind of system is it? "

"I'd love to!" She said with a restrained smile.

Jump up from the swivel chair, run towards me quickly, look me up and down!

I frowned at her: "what are you looking at! For the first time? "

"You're right!" She said with a smile, "people who love each other are very fresh when they meet."

I said with a straight face: "fresh? Do you want to wrap me with plastic wrap? "

"Good idea! Remind me to go to the supermarket to buy some rolls of plastic wrap after work She said, looking at me with a smile.

I raised my hand and pressed my chest tightly. I shook my head in pain and said, "I have an internal injury!"

Xi'er "ah" a, urgent voice asked me: "where are you injured? Where did it hurt? "

I raised my head and glanced at her angrily. "My heart is hurt!" I said

"Scared the hell out of me!" She looked at me angrily and said, "do you know? Before entering the officialdom, Shi wenhuai was engaged in sports and javelin! You big fool! You fight with people

What happened to the javelin thrower? He has the ability to carry a javelin around every day!

I touched my nose and disdained to say: "before I entered the workplace, I still practiced boxing! In addition, he also majored in Sanda and grappling

"Less poverty!" She looked at me angrily and said, "next time you fight outside, you'll have to stand against the wall for an hour when you get home! Think about yourself

I said with a smile, "what if I beat someone else?"

She looked at me and said with a smile, "well Let me see... "

While I was unprepared, she suddenly jumped up and hugged me by the neck and made a wild kiss on my face!

I pushed her away and said, "Mr. Lin! It's not good for you to talk to the staff and play with the staff. It's not good for you to influence the staff. "

"Call me darling!" She pouted at me and said.

I said, "you just asked me to call you Mr. Lin!"

"One time, another time!" She said solemnly.

I muttered: "you are so famous!"

"Dare to talk back!" She said with a frown, "do you cry?"

I said, "honey! Are you extorting a confession? "

Xi Er looked at me and said, "has the final say in the company, how can we make a confession? I'd love to! "

"Yes! I'll report to the Labor Bureau tomorrow! " I said.

"Go! Come back and I'll pay you for the taxi She said, squeezing her eyes at me.

I sighed: "this society is really dark!"

She said with a smile, "you have light with me!"

I ran on her and said, "are you Aladdin's lamp changed?"

"Almost!" Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile, "only Aladdin magic lamp can make a beautiful girl like me come out!" Said she also toward me put a coquettish posture!

I glared at her and said, "can you be a little bit more numb?"

She threw herself around my neck, put her sexy mouth close to my ear, and said with a charming smile, "yes! It's tonight! "

I swallowed saliva, looked at her and said, "are you going to rape me again?"

She whispered in my ear, "more than that! Shall we do something new tonight? "

I waved my hand and said, "you wait! I ask you, how do you just want to do something new in such a luxurious office

"So what?" She pouted and put her hand on my arm!

I said: "you are lawless! "Siren

"You know what I've come up with?" She looked at me with a smile and said, "honey! You should cooperate with others! Ask me, "what is that?"

I looked up at her and said with a bitter smile, "what's that?"

She said with a smile, "yes! That's what it's called

I said angrily, "what on earth is that?"

She looked at me lustily, leaned over my ear and said slowly, "bundle, and drop wax..."

I quickly stood up from my chair, pretended to be revived, and said with a smile, "er wife! I suddenly remember! That Hao Jian is lovelorn. I have to go with him tonight. I'm afraid I can't go home to sleep tonight... "

Xi'er pouted and said, "they are frightening you! What are you so afraid of doing? "

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "because, in fact, my heart is very fragile!"

"Come on She said with a smile, I sit in the chair again, around the back of the chair, hands will be my hair into a ball, and then pull up again, "this hair is good! HusbandI jumped out of the chair again, looked back at her angrily and said, "Hello! I have to go back to the office! You've got such an explosive haircut! How can other colleagues in the office go to work at ease? "

She dodged me, looked at me, covered her mouth and giggled.

I glared at her and said, "it's a bunch of nonsense!"

They frolic for a while, I looked at Xi'er and asked, "honey, how do you know Shi wenhuai is making trouble in the office?"

Xi'er came forward, encircled my neck, gave me a mysterious smile and said, "let's say that! Honey, everything you do in the office is in my sight

I have to say, "don't believe me!"

She looked at me and said, "did you talk to someone this morning?"

I was stunned. I looked at her with wide eyes and said, "Hello! Are you spying on me? "

She looked at me with a smile and said, "I'm not spying on you! The camera is watching you

I said: "did you go to the monitoring room in the morning to watch the surveillance video of the planning department?"

"Is there anything you can't do?" She said, squeezing her eyes at me.

I said: "you are really lawless!"

She said, "this is what leaders should do, OK?"

I said: "you are peeping! You have voyeurism, you know? "

She said, "I'm only voyeuristic about you."

I pretended to be angry and turned my head: "I don't feel safe now!"

She said, "just know! Don't make little moves in front of me? And you have to be honest! Who did you talk to this morning? "

I turned to look at her and said, "a netizen."

She said, "do you know each other?"

I said, "yes!"

She said, "who is it?"

I said, "how do I know? People on the other end of the network! "

She said, "do you know me?"

I said, "I mean online knowledge!"

She said, "men and women?"

I said, "frankly, I don't feel safe!"

She said, "well, well, don't ask you this! It's just that you have a good chat in the morning! So by the way, I'll ask you! "

"I said:" is not everyone I associate with, you have to ask the truth ah

She said, "forget the man!"

I said, "yes! Shi wenhuai is from the Bureau of land and resources. After today's incident, he won't be bad for you, will he? "

She said, "of course it's possible!"

I said, "Alas! Am I causing you trouble? "

She said: "only this time it's not trouble! I want to teach every man who beats a woman a lesson! You're helping me today! "

I said, "don't you have to thank me?"

She said, "I have to! When we go home in the evening, we'll settle the accounts together! "

I said: "settle accounts! Why does that sound strange? "

She said, "we went home that night and we loved each other!"

I said, "that's a little more interesting to hear!"

She said, "do you remember Wang Bo?"

I said, "that officer?"

"Yes," she said

I said, "what's the matter?"

"The police gave him a big demerit," she said! In other words, unless he has made great contributions in the future, it will be very difficult for him to be promoted again! "

I said: "this move is a bit cruel! Basically killed his future in the police force! "

She said, "is Miss Ben easy to get into? Those who offend me will be killed! "

I said, "honey! Can we keep a low profile? "

she said, "our family has the final say, I listen to you! Dear

I said: "Wang Bo did it. What about Li Hao? Did Li Hao recruit? "

She said, "you're talking about the mouse?"

I said, "yes! Did he confess? Did he admit that all those videos were taken by himself? "

She said, "yes! It's just that the seeds of those videos have leaked out! "

I said, "ah! no Where's the leak? "

She said, "yes! I think it's in shodelon's hands! "

I said, "ah! What about that? "

"There's no way," she said

"I said:" in fact, I have long suspected that the mouse is Xiao Delong's people

She said, "why didn't you tell me earlier? Are you trying to piss me off? "

I said, "at first, I just doubted! But what is the purpose of shodelon? "

She said, "coerce me!"

I said, "what does Xiao Delong threaten you with?"

She said, "coerce me to love him!"

I said, "ah! Is it true or not? "

She said, "husband! I'm dead! What should I do? husband! If I don't agree with him, he will send those videos to those websites! ""I said:" so, you are really photographed by the mouse

What do you mean, "she said? Husband

I said, "are you in those videos? Have you ever been photographed in the bathroom by a mouse? "

She said, "woo woo! husband! I don't have the courage to live! "

She said, "husband! Wuwuwu... "

I clapped my hands and said angrily, "Xiao Delong! What do you really want to do? I'm going to find him now! Get those video seeds back! You son of a bitch

Xi'er pouted at me and said, "husband! It's very nice of you! You're going to fight against the windmill like Don Quixote! You're going to fight that son of a bitch! Let's go! Help your wife get justice back! "

I looked at Xi'er coldly and said, "wait for me to come back! I'll count with his old and new grudges! "

With that, I kicked away my chair, turned around and strode toward the office door.

"Hello! Stop

Xi'er stopped me behind me and said.