The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Hong Xiu Tian Xiang: This is called the fans, the onlookers see clearly! Just like those senior psychological counselors, they can relieve heart disease for millions of people, but they can't deal with their own heart disease! But they are still senior counselors! "

Gentleman Yang: "also."

By asking people of different ages, psychologists have found seven behaviors related to love! These seven behaviors should be able to judge whether a person is in love with another person!

The seven behaviors are:

one is the oral description of love, such as saying "I love you" to the other.

The second is self disclosure, to tell each other their secrets and feelings.

Third, it is an invisible symbol of love, such as showing interest in each other's activities, respecting each other's opinions, and encouraging each other.

The fourth is to express feelings in a non-verbal way, such as feeling relaxed and happy when watching the other person appear, even though there is no direct contact with the other person.

Fifthly, it is a tangible representation of love, such as giving a gift to the other party or helping the other party do something.

The sixth is to express love through physical behaviors, such as hugging and kissing.

The seventh is to show that they are willing to tolerate each other and sacrifice everything to maintain this relationship.

Gentleman Yang: "these seven points are the behavior of love. If you have more than three of them, it means you have fallen in love with someone

"Ah! No! It seems that I have all of them! Yang Yang! That is to say, I really love you

Junzi Yang: how can it be! We haven't even met!

"Yangyang, didn't you say that last time? Trust is not necessary for love. Facts have proved that the birth of love does not need to meet! So many people are in online love, enough to prove this point of view! What's more, the fourth point of love behavior you mentioned just now is to express feelings in a non-verbal way, such as feeling relaxed and happy when watching the other person appear, even though there is no direct contact with the other person! All these can provide strong evidence for the love that we don't meet! "

Gentleman Yang: "red tea! Since I met you, I have found that my eloquence has been completely lost! "

Red sleeve adds fragrance: "OK! What if I told you I met you? "

Gentleman Yang: "have you met me? no Where is it? "

Red sleeve adds fragrance: "that I tell the truth, you don't get angry!"

Gentleman Yang: "tell me!"

In fact, that day, I went to that 24-hour McDonald's

Junzi Yang: "no! This is more abominable than standing me up. It's cheating, plus teasing! "

"I'm sorry! Yang Yang! I didn't mean to cheat you! I have a problem! "

Gentleman Yang: "what's the trouble? What's the problem? "

"At the beginning, I wanted to show up and say hello to you, but when I went to you, you turned and walked to a beautiful woman. I saw you talking in the corridor for a while, and then I hid and watched you leave the McDonald's with that beautiful woman... "

Gentleman Yang: "please! You can come and say hello to me, too! "

I'm not afraid to disturb you

Gentleman Yang: "this reason is not enough!"

Red sleeve adds fragrance: "yes! I don't think it's enough! That's why I have to say sorry to you now! Yang Yang, you must forgive me

Gentleman Yang: "Alas! You are speechless! "

"I swear I will make it up to you! Trust me again, will you? "

Junzi Yangyang: "so, you also saw the beauty who talked to me in McDonald's that day?"

"To tell you the truth, I saw it. I guess she should be the one of your dreams

Gentleman Yang: "red tea! Get the hell out of here! I'll kill you

Hong Xiu Tian Xiang: "help! Don't... "

As the saying goes, when the house leaks, it rains at night, and when the boat is late, it blows! If you are unlucky, you have to plug your teeth when you drink water! I never thought that the last time I was tortured by the police from the company in public has not yet subsided. My idea of turning over has not really been put into practice. I have an accident again!

I've made a big storm in the office again! I, Gu Yang, a typical literary and artistic youth, a small staff member of a clothing company, once again became the focus of attention of beauty clothing

afterwards, I came to an important understanding that a security guard should be set at the door of the company! Stop all miscellaneous personnel outside! If so, Li Hao could not have slipped into the company before, and Shi wenhuai could not have slipped into the company!

This is what happened this afternoon!

Shi wenhuai should have driven straight into the office of the planning department!

Shi wenhuai had seen me before, so when he walked into the office, he recognized me sitting in front of the computer busy working!But at that time, I was working hard and didn't find him in time. Xie Peng was the first person to find him running into the office!

Xie Peng's seat was closest to the door, so when Shi wenhuai rushed in, he first got up and said to him, "excuse me Who are you looking for? "

Shi wenhuai didn't even look at Xie Peng. He ran straight to my desk, slapped the table and said angrily to me, "Stinky boy! You stand up for me

I suddenly looked up at him, stunned in the seat, presumably other people in the office, like me, are stunned there!

A strange middle-aged man full of alcohol suddenly burst into the office and yelled. Who has seen this battle?

The first person to react is sister Qin!

She suddenly stood up from her seat and said to the middle-aged man angrily and shyly, "Shi wenhuai! What do you want? "

Shi wenhuai looked back at Baiqin, reached out to point her and said, "what do I want to do? What do I want? You know best I'm here to catch the traitors today... "

"Shi! Are you crazy? " Sister Qin glared at Shi wenhuai, and her whole cheek turned red. Because she was too excited and angry, her body trembled slightly.

Shi wenhuai ignored sister Qin and turned around shaking his body. He pointed at me with his finger and said, "smelly boy! How dare you touch my wife In the whole Binhai City, no one dares to move my pets. You little bastard dares to move my wife! You've eaten the gall of a leopard... "

This meeting has completely stunned me!

I stood up, frowned at Shi wenhuai and said, "have you drunk too much? Drink too much and run to the company to make trouble? Is this your home

Bai Qin rushed over and pushed Shi wenhuai to the door of the office with all her strength. As she pushed, she said angrily: "Shi! Do you have to? Look at you! What's the difference between you and a hooligan now? Get out of here! Or I'll go home and play with you! "

After listening to Bai Qin's words, Shi wenhuai not only refused to give up, but became even more angry!

As soon as he raised his hand, Bai Qin staggered

Gao Wan rushed forward and held sister Qin!

Shi wenhuai pointed to me and said, "I'm gu! Are you dumb? Yes? Now it's a shrinking turtle? You are very arrogant when you touch my woman

Then he pulled my collar forward and pulled me out from behind the table

He stared at me and said with a sneer, "tell us! How did you seduce my wife Tell me! Let's talk about it... "

I stared at him and said, "do we have something to say? Have you ever thought about it? I don't care if you make such a fuss, but how can sister Qin come to work in the company? What do you want your wife to do in the future... "

"Oh Shi wenhuai looked at me coldly and sneered, "it seems that you two dog men and women are quite considerate of each other! Would you like a piece of Huangmei Opera "husband and wife return home" in public

Then he shook his body and sang two sentences in the office: "the birds in the tree are in pairs, green water and green mountains are smiling If you farm, I'll weave. If I carry water, I'll water your garden. "

Those people in the office were confused about Shi wenhuai's rash intrusion and his shouting in the office! I can't help but laugh when I listen to him sing "husband and wife return home" in "Tian Xian Pei"

Bai Qin's whole beautiful face turned red and pale. I could see that she was a little embarrassed!

She broke away from Gao Wan, rushed up, grabbed Shi wenhuai and pushed hard to the door: "Shi! Why don't you come to our company and get drunk! If you mess about like this again, we'll stop here! "

Shi wenhuai helped his desk and stood still. Baiqin couldn't push him either. He took a pair of bloodshot eyes and glared at sister Qin and said, "so far? Smelly girl! You are conspiring with an adulterer to murder your own husband

I said angrily, "Shi wenhuai! Please pay attention! I have nothing to do with sister Qin... "

Shi wenhuai raised his head and said with a laugh, "it's nothing. Sister Qin calls so intimately It's sending flowers, it's hugging and dancing. You dare say it's nothing! You think I'm a fool, Shi wenhuai... "

I said, "there's a misunderstanding!"

Misunderstanding! you 're right! At the official charity dance, I held sister Qin in my arms. It was not only a misunderstanding, but also a misunderstanding I deliberately made! As for sending flowers, I didn't mean the carnation I sent when sister Qin was ill, did I?

However, these things seem to be unclear for a while!

I said: "Shi wenhuai! In short, there is a misunderstanding! Let's go out and say, "I'll explain it to you."

Shi wenhuai said, "what? Are you scared? Do you feel ashamed now? " He pointed to the floor and looked at me. "Today we'll make it clear here! Let's all listen to the sad love story of you two dog men and women

Then he sang at the top of his voice: "you and I are like mandarin ducks and birds, flying together in the world..." He's still rocking his head.

Bai Qin tried her best to push Shi wenhuai to the door again. She was angry and ashamed and said in a loud voice: "Shi! If you make such a fuss again, I won't forgive you any more! "