The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xiao Yuhan stepped forward, put the guard behind him, stared at the man and said, "this gentleman! Would you like to be a gentleman? How can you talk to a girl like that? "

The man snorted coldly: "how can I talk like this! I'm here to see the auto show. Is there a rule in the exhibition center that I can't take photos? You know what? Model car is the best name for you. In fact, these model cars are just fawning goblins

Xiao Yuhan also flushed with anger. She said angrily to the man, "this gentleman! How did you come into this world? Don't you have a mother, a sister or a sister? Are you still not a man when you insult women like that? "

Staring at the man, he said in an angry voice: "what kind of man is he? He's just a shameless and obscene person! It's not as good as those street thugs who have self-restraint! "

The man was really angry. He ran to Xiao Yuhan and said to them, "what are you talking about? Do you know who I am! Believe it or not, I'll kill you bitches! " With that, his arm was already high.

Xiao Yuhan said: "no matter who you are, you can't treat a lady so rudely! This is the most basic quality of being a man

The man spat on the ground and yelled, "I Pooh! What bullshit accomplishment! I have money. What's the matter? I have the money to buy a car. You can only make a show here in these louts. You don't want to get money out of our rich people's pockets! "

Retorted: "call us whores, right? You look like a son of a bitch to me! Son of a bitch! You shameless bastard

The man's arm was shaking on his head. He scolded "I'll kill you two bitches", and his arm drew a powerful arc and threw it down on his beautiful face.

Or scared, hands instinctively raised to protect the face, eyes slightly closed up, just wait for the slap to fall down!

Fortunately, I rushed up in time and held the strong and rude arm tightly!

I said with a smile, "sir! How come you don't have any pity for jade? "

The man was stunned for a moment, suddenly looked back at me, twisted his eyebrows, and said angrily to me, "what do you want to do? Are you tired of living

I said with a smile: "life is so beautiful! Why do you say that, sir? "

"Damn it! Let go The man yelled at me.

I said, "if you don't use violence against these two beautiful ladies any more, I'll give up!"

"Fuck you! How dare you teach me a lesson? Do you know who I am? " The man yelled at me.

I sneered and thought that you didn't recognize Xiao Da Shao's sister. I don't think you are anything in Binhai city! If Xiao Delong saw you treat his sister like this, he would not pull your muscle, but also skin you!

I said, "sir! Don't introduce who you are. I suggest you find out who the girl is first

The man wanted to take back his arm, but I didn't let him take it away. He yelled at me: "I don't care who NIMA is! Let go! You're tired of living

I didn't answer him. I stared at him and said with a smile, "you don't even know Xiao Delong's sister, Miss Xiao Yuhan. It seems that you haven't been in Binhai city for long, have you?"

"Xiao Delong?" The man stared at me and blurted out.

"He's not kidding you!" Xi son smiles to look at that man to say.

I don't know when, she has walked behind me, she squeezed my eyes and laughed at me.

While the man Lengshen, rushed up, according to the man's face is two clear mouth son! Or left and right!

"Son of a bitch! My aunt told you that the first slap is to tell you not to pat the girl's chest in the future! The second slap is to tell you not to take pictures of girls in the future! Are you clear? "

Before his voice fell, a foot suddenly popped out, straight to the man's crotch!

Just listen to that man a howl, buttock pout up, a hand tightly cover crotch!

My eyes looked up along the foot, and I saw Xi'er's beautiful face!

I looked at Xi'er with wide eyes and thought, sister! Don't take advantage of the fire, will you? You are so addicted to football!

Xi'er didn't look at me. She stared at the man and said, "I want to tell you! Don't insult the women around you in the future! Also, you have to learn how to respect women! Are you clear? "

At this time, the onlookers began to cheer one after another and all called the man an asshole! They say it's a good fight! In particular, all the female compatriots present were filled with indignation!

That man saw this battle, the arrogance obviously dispirited! His head collapsed like impotence, and he muttered: "I photographed the car, but she blocked it. What's wrong with me..."

I let go of his arm, looked at him and shook his head, thinking that you don't see where this is, just wild? This is the exhibition center! Your every move is recorded by dense cameras!

Also, if your camera hasn't broken, you'll know what you just shot.Why do you have the courage to shout here? I really admire your courage!

"Let's go! If every woman here kicks you, will you live? " I glanced at him.

The man was so stunned that he held his crotch and squeezed out the crowd of onlookers.

A young man in the crowd raised his hand and punched the middle-aged man who had fled: "remember! Don't mess with women again! Haven't you heard that women are like tigers? It's more terrible to offend a woman than a man

Before he finished his words, the girl around him was not happy. She raised her foot and stepped on the young man's instep. Her apricot eyes stared at him and said, "what do you mean? I'm pointing at the mulberry tree and cursing the locust tree! "

The man held his feet, bared his teeth and grinned. He raised his face and said, "see? A wife is stronger than a tiger

The flirting between the young men and women made everyone laugh

Located on the fourth floor of the Convention and Exhibition Center, the coffee Pavilion is surrounded by the faint melody of western music. The air is filled with the unique aroma of coffee and the sweet taste of snacks.

Through the large French windows, you can see the Hongjiang Bay in the distance and the rolling Qingyun mountains in the western suburbs.

There are four beautiful coffee cups on the simple white wooden table with mocha in it. On the table there is a dish of tiramisu cheese cake and two exquisite Western snacks that I can't name. All these are ordered by Xi'er.

Xi'er and I are sitting on one side. Xiao Yuhan and Xiao Yuhan are sitting opposite. Everyone is giggling with me.

Because I told a satirical story about the island country, which is like this: "I like to watch 2012, and the island country will be gone in 30 minutes! I like watching Conan, an episode of death of an Islander. I like to watch the movie of fire. One episode kills one village of islanders. I love watching Altman, an episode of death, an Islander. I like to see the pirate king, a ship of island people

I said with a smile, "this is delicious! I love it

Xi'er said: "in fact, in a word, it is best to wipe out all the islanders!"

I touched my nose and said with a smile: "the central meaning is that this is right! But you have to change the interesting pattern to say it, to have the appeal! Do you know? "

Xiao Yuhan said with a smile: "this is called literary talent! There is a saying that a hundred sentences are written by writers, which is called literary grace; there is a saying that ten sentences are written by professors, which is called learning; there is a saying that one sentence is written by lawyers, which is called prudence; there is a saying that one sentence is left by diplomats, which is called preciseness; there are ten sentences by politicians, which is called scheming; there are 100 sentences by monks, which is called mystery! "

Xi'er gives Xiao Yuhan a thumbs up and praises him: "Yuhan! This is a quick sentence. It's brilliant

Xiao Yuhan waved his hand with a smile and said, "Juliet! This passage is not my original, I also saw it on the Internet

Then, learning Zhao Benshan's tone, he said the prologue of a sketch, which amused us all!

It's a pity that Toyota doesn't live in front of the mountain! Toyota just can't stop, scared the car owner to pee! Drive on Toyota Yaris and treat the injury in ICU! Buy a Toyota Camry, sleep in the morgue! Three wheel Toyota is good, can run without legs! High speed broken axle, brake oil leakage often! Drive three rounds of Toyota, go to the paradise! Camry, Camry, reincarnation is in line! Yalis, yalis, you will die young! "

It's said that this paragraph is widely spread in their car model circle. Frankly speaking, it's ironic about the island country. It's related to the patriotic complex of boycotting the island country!

From auto show to auto brand, from Europe and America to Japan and South Korea, from Japan and South Korea to Chinese national sentiment towards Japan!

We had a great chat!

Just, this kind of happy atmosphere, because of another person's unexpected, and become a little different!

I would never have thought that Xi'er would appear in this cafe!

This girl is unusual. She is not only hot in figure but also hot in speech. It's not hard to imagine that her usual style is always hot!

What's more, when she talks about pornographic jokes, she has no sense of embarrassment, and Xiao Yuhan has already blushed. Xi son also covered mouth embarrassed ground to smile, can still face not to change color!

After talking about cars and yellow jokes, the topic turned to another novel field, and we began to talk about the knowledge of names.

The initiator of this topic is Xiao Yuhan.

She looked at me with a smile and said, "Gu Yang! It's supposed to be the second time we've met. Every time I see you, I have a very clear feeling, with four words to describe a person as his name! You are always so sunny and energetic, just like your name! Especially when you laugh

I felt my nose and said with a smile, "really?" I'm really embarrassed to be praised by beautiful women!