The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Why do I sleep in her bed every time? Why is it always so difficult to explain things clearly?

"I know." Lin Xi'er nodded and said that there seemed to be tenderness in her eyes.

"Your clothes are all wet. Xiao Delong threw them on you..." I said, the heart wants to be that medicine can make people lose consciousness, she does not remember things, then I am miserable!

"I know." Lin Xi'er still looked down at me, and said softly.

"I drove you home in your car, filled the sink with water, added ice, let you wash your face with ice water, and finally you woke up." in fact, I directly pressed your face in the pool and soaked it for half an hour!

I try to explain what happened. If I can't explain it clearly, I believe she will kill me!

"I know." Lin Xi'er looked down at me and said, her eyes seemed to have a hook in them, which caught me.

Just know, just know, I was a little relieved, looked up at her and said: "well, can I go?"

"Why hurry? I have something else to ask you! " Lin Xi'er looked down at me and said.

"What's that?"

"You undressed me last night, didn't you?"

"It's me..."

I tried my best to calm down and swallow my saliva. Last night, I took off her clothes and changed her into this red dress with dark flowers, because her cover was wet by Xiao Delong!

I suddenly realized my stupidity. On the night when she was drunk last time, she stripped herself in the middle of the night and finally framed me for doing it! I really took off her last night. I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River! Brother, my hands are cheap!

"I'm afraid you'll catch a cold..."

"What do you think of my body?"

What? What? Did I hear you wrong? "I, I..."

"Do you have the impulse to get on with me?" Lin Xi'er looked at me with a kind of provocation in her eyes. "I mean, do you want to talk to me about that? Do you want me? "

"Well This... " I was stunned, speechless, and my Adam's apple was so loud that I wriggled up and down.

Lin Xi'er swung her neck and her dark hair drew a beautiful arc behind her head. She looked at me and said, "I know you want me, don't you? I know you've been peeping at me for a long time, right? In fact, I also like you! I like your strong muscles, especially your bulging pectoralis major! Little Gu Yang! Come on! Can you help me fly off this nightgown? "

"Well Mr. Lin, I didn't mean that... " I looked at her in amazement, some incoherent, but my eyes fell on her chest, and I felt that my throat was very dry!

"You want me! Come on! It's going to kill me! Little Gu Yang! Good morning, let's do morning exercises together Lin Xi'er hooked my soul with her eyes and stretched out her strawberry tongue

"Mr. Lin Lin Don't tease me... " I said with a bitter smile, looking up at her.

Lin Xi'er looked at me with a enchanting smile and said, "come on! heart! Let's play something exciting Then she raised her legs and straddled on my thigh, grabbed a tiger whip from behind and threw it in the air, "crackle..."

I jumped out of bed, sat up, pushed her away, rolled out of bed, and fell heavily on the floor

The lumbosacral part touched the ground first, and the tailbone seemed to split. The pain made my whole body stiff

I wake up in pain! Suddenly I opened my eyes and found that I was not sleeping in Lin Xi'er's bedroom, but sleeping on the sofa in the downstairs living room! Was it a dream? I had a dream in a dream? I supported the ground with one hand and rubbed the lumbosacral part with the other, trying to recall the scene in my dream

"Get up! You want to play dead, don't you? When I kick you, you want to get off the sofa and play dead, don't you? "

A harsh voice exploded behind me, and I was shocked all over. I suddenly turned to look

I first saw a pair of small white barefoot, graceful body, above is the familiar and angry face

I got up from the wooden floor, touched the bridge of my nose and said with a smile, "good morning! Mr. Lin...... "

Lin Xi'er, dressed in the silk nightgown with red background and dark flowers that I replaced for her last night, stepped on the sofa, held a baseball bat on her shoulder, stared at me coldly, and said with great momentum: "sit down! I have something to ask you! "

Forced by her obscene power, I had to sit down on the sofa. Obviously, she had not had time to wash. Her hair was a little messy, her eyes were a little reddish, and her expression was not as radiant as usual.

"Listen! Now I ask you a question. If you dare to tell lies, be careful with the dogbeater in my hand Lin Xi'er stares at me and smashes a baseball bat on the back of the sofa.

I touched the bridge of my nose and nodded: "what am I afraid of if I don't do something bad? If you have any questions, just ask

"I ask you! You took me home last night, didn't you? "

"If I don't send you home, will I send you to open a house?""Shut up! Do you just answer yes or no? "

"Yes

"You undressed me when you got home, didn't you?"

I said, "you know why I do this! I'm afraid you'll catch a cold "

Lin Xi'er took her eyes and said to me," don't talk nonsense! Do you just answer yes or no? "

I had to answer, "yes! But... "

"Ah Lin Xi'er exclaimed, "did you take advantage of the fire?"

"Yes..." I casually replied, suddenly realized that the answer was wrong, quickly waved his hand to correct, "no, no! I didn't do anything. I just took off your full suction hood and put on my nightgown... "

"And said nothing! You've seen it all, haven't you? " Lin Xi'er stares at me and says angrily, the baseball bat thrusts at my chest

I raised my hand to catch the baseball bat and stammered, "what am I looking at?"

"What are you talking about! Hooligan

The baseball bat was firmly grasped by me, but Lin Xi'er tried to pull it back, but she couldn't.

"Nonsense! How can I change your clothes with my eyes closed? What if you touch the wrong place! "

"You! You rascal! You dare to rob me

"That's a terrible thing to say! I think I'm a gentleman enough! Lin Xi'er! Don't pretend to be confused. Don't tell me you have no impression of last night! "

"Are you a gentleman? You are a gentleman, there will be no villain in the world! " Lin Xi'er frowned at me. She seemed to have an impression of the details of last night, but she was not sure.

"Lin Xi'er! Why do you always think I'm so dirty? I'll tell you the truth, I'm worthy of my conscience I threw away my baseball bat, jumped up, touched my chest and cried out.

I'm half showy and half really angry!

As a matter of fact, I think I'm reasonable. The first time was that she was unconscious after drinking. The second time was that she was unconscious after being addicted to ecstasy. Both times, I rescued her from the gangster and sent her home safely! In the whole process, I restrained my strong physical impulse and didn't act too much! I think I have a clear conscience!

Lin Xi'er was probably shocked by my posture and said, "OK! Believe you for a while

"It's over! Can I leave after the trial? " Then I turned away from the sofa and strode to the door.

"Stop! Who let you go? "

"Why? I have to work overtime at the company

"I haven't finished yet!"

"Why don't you just stay with me?" I turned back.

The dog bites LV Dongbin and does not know a good heart! Risking her life to rescue her twice, she didn't win her favor. On the contrary, she kept suspecting me, interrogating me and even extorting confessions from me! Please, please, I'm brave for a just cause, and I'm not doing anything hurtful!

Lin Xi'er hesitated for two seconds, looked at me and asked in a relaxed tone: "then I ask you! How did you find that room yesterday? "

"Do you think people in the world have no brains like you?" I said, looking directly at her.

In fact, she is not brainless, I am angry, she asked, my ID card is obviously she lost in the door, in order to make a signpost for me, so that I can find her in the shortest time!

Lin Xi'er is a Leng, stare at me to can scold a way: "you just have no brain!"

"Next time I come across this kind of thing, if I still save you, I will be the biggest fool in the world! Big chest, no brain! It's a woman like you who is almost zero! " I stared at her and said angrily.

"You! You Lin Xi'er was too angry to speak.

"What are you doing! I don't know how a woman like you manage such a big company? What a miracle I angrily dropped this sentence, turned and ran to the door, opened the door

When I heard that baseball bat flying towards the back of my head, I jumped out of the crack in the door and slammed the door with a quick backhand! Only heard the door "bang when" a baseball bat should be hit behind the door!

Leaving Sicilian manor, I took a bus to the company.

This weekend, the summer sales promotion of "beauty clothing" department store officially opened! Sun Hongbing arranged Xing min and I to go to the promotion site to assist the marketing department in the specific implementation of the promotion! For this arrangement, I am not very happy in my heart. This job has no technical content at all. Let copywriters sell part-time. Only small companies will have this situation!

Although I have just joined the company, I am not a new person in the workplace. Although I work in a small advertising company in the city, it is a professional advertising company after all, and I have my own ideas and practical ability for advertising creation! If it is not hard to find a job now, I will not choose "beauty" clothing as a professional advertising copywriter. I should choose a professional or even more professional advertising company!

Even so, but I know I just entered the company, the foundation is not stable, for the above arrangement, I had better choose to obey!Sun Hongbing obviously didn't like me. Since I helped Xing min successfully plan this summer's sales promotion plan, he never assigned me more important projects. He gave me some weightless chores, such as helping sun Hongbing and Xie Peng complete the material collection of important plans, such as the classified statistics of sales data or Market Research data Such a two-year work experience, but also in the professional quite talented experts, such work and miscellaneous no different!