The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I took out half a pack of cigarettes from my pocket and threw it to her. She caught the cigarette box and said with a smile, "that's good! Come on! I'll give you a reward! " Then she came over and hugged me, tiptoed up and put her sexy lips together, and gave me a kiss on my forehead, left and right cheek!

After kissing, she looked up at me, covered her mouth and giggled: "how do you feel? Is it better than smoking? "

I touched my nose, looked at her and said, "do you believe in Christ?"

She blinked and said, "I don't believe in religion."

"Then how can your family be in the same order as the Christian cross?" I looked at her and frowned slightly.

She puffed a smile, raised her hand to hit me and said, "I hate it! Old joke! Hum

I ha ha a smile, learn her coquettish language way: "hate! Always abuse people! Hey

"Parrot," she said, pouting. "I won't tell you!"

Then she turned around and sat back at the computer desk again. Before she could sit still, she suddenly exclaimed, "Oh! My computer! What's going on? Gu Yang, look

I went two steps closer and turned my eyes to the computer screen. The system couldn't start!

"Why can't it start?" Xi'er frowned, pouted and complained.

I reached out and hit the keyboard twice, pondered for a moment, looked at her and said, "Congratulations! Your computer is poisoned! "

Xi'er "ah", looked at me and said: "how can it be poisoned? Never before? "

I touched my nose and said with a smile: "that was before, but now your computer is absolutely showing signs of poisoning!"

"What's the matter? What should we do? There are many important files in my computer! The preliminary design of angel's eye is also in it She looked at me and said anxiously. I know I'm computer blind at first sight!

I stood beside her with my arms in my arms, looked at her with a smile, and sighed, "this is miserable! The longer the virus stays in your computer, the more files it destroys. It's estimated that your angel's eye design can't be protected! Ha ha ha

She kicked me, frowned at me and said, "Hello! You still laugh! Help me! Do you know computer? Hello! Why are you still laughing! You are gloating

I raised my hand to touch my nose and said with a smile, "of course, it's a piece of cake for me to deal with such a small problem! But why should I help you? "

"You Said Xi'er, looking at me angrily.

I said with a smile, "unless..."

"Except for what?" She looked at me and said.

I said, "unless you give me the cigarette back!"

"You! Are you threatening me? " She glared at me and hummed.

I said with a smile, "you can say the same."

She hesitated for a moment, then frowned at me and said, "OK, OK! If you help me repair the computer, I'll give you this pack of cigarettes! "

I looked at her with a smile and said, "give it back to me first!"

"You fix my computer first!" She said.

"I'm addicted to smoking! No smoke, I want to sleep! Don't wait for me to get up tomorrow to fix it for you? I'll go to bed first I laughed, yawned and said I was stretching to go.

"All right, all right! Shall I let you smoke? " Said Xi'er behind me.

Then I turned around with a smile, looked at her and said, "Princess! Give me a cigarette

Xi'er took out the packet of cigarettes and handed me one of them. I held my arms and didn't answer, waiting for her to put her hand on my mouth.

She gave me a white look and pouted angrily, but she still stuck the cigarette to my mouth.

With a proud smile, I held the cigarette in my mouth and said, "princess love! Fire me

She took the lighter in my hand and lit a cigarette for me. I took a deep, intoxicated puff of smoke.

Waving her hand to move out of the way, she got up and pushed the computer chair over.

I sat on the computer chair, cocked up my legs, looked up at her with a smile and said, "Alas! My shoulder is uncomfortable. It's sore and sore! It seems that I can't do the work now! "

Xi'er gave me a hard look, but she still walked up behind me and put a pair of small hands on my shoulders and gently kneaded them.

"Ah! Ah! How cool I gave an exaggerated cry to make me intoxicated!

"Help me fix the computer! If the virus damages the file, I'll make you feel better! " Xi'er said hatefully behind me.

I looked back at her with a smile and said, "Miss Lin, how can I hear that you are threatening me?"

"Are you going to fix it or not?" She had a pair of thin eyebrows standing up, and her gentle movements stopped suddenly. She also glanced back at the silver baseball bat behind the door.

"Fix it! Fix it! I'll fix it! I'll fix it now I said with a smile, and I quickly turned around and began to work on the computer.

As soon as I saw that baseball bat, the painful memories swept over me. That silver baseball bat was my nightmare!

While playing with the computer, I explained to Xi'er: "the reason why the system can't start is that the virus has modified the boot information of the hard disk, or deleted some boot files. Such as boot virus, boot file is damaged, hard disk is damaged or parameter setting is incorrect, system files are deleted by mistake and so onXi'er leaned on my back and watched the computer screen with me. She listened carefully and nodded her head like a primary school student. Her performance made me feel very successful and my interest was even stronger.

It's so easy to start the computer. While I'm dealing with the routine procedures of computer poisoning, I'll cut off the network first, then back up the important files in the computer, check and kill the virus, repair the system, and explain to Xi'er.

Xi'er blinked and asked me, "why can't I open so many documents?"

I puffed out a puff of smoke leisurely and explained in the voice of an expert: "the file can't be opened because the virus has modified the file format; the virus has modified the file link location. The file is damaged or the hard disk is damaged; the link position corresponding to the file shortcut has changed; the original software for editing the file has been deleted; if it is in the LAN, the file storage position in the server has changed, and the workstation does not refresh the content of the server in time. "

"Then why did the pop-up windows report that there was not enough memory?" She stared at the computer screen, slightly frowned and asked me.

Holding a cigarette in my mouth, I turned to look at her and said with a smile: "there may be several reasons for the memory: first, the virus illegally occupies a lot of memory; second, the virus opens a lot of software; third, the virus runs software that needs a lot of memory resources; fourth, the system configuration is incorrect, and so on."

Next, I also answered her about why there are a large number of unknown files and data loss after computer poisoning.

I also reminded her that after I help her repair her computer later, I should remember to change all kinds of passwords on her computer, such as passwords and common passwords of major websites, to prevent theft.

Xi'er had to admire me. She gave me a adoring smile and said, "Gu Yang, how can I feel that you are omniscient and omnipotent?"

"Isn't it all like this? Ha ha ha, "I said, squeezing her eyes.

Xi'er put her hand on my forehead and said, "honey, take your time. I'll make you a cup of coffee." Then she turned abruptly and went to the bedroom door.

I said, "add more milk!"

"I see!" Xi'er answered happily and went out of the bedroom door.

After Xi'er left, I shook my head and laughed and lit a cigarette again. In the process of waiting for the system to be repaired, my hand accidentally touched the mouse, and the mouse just pointed out the network favorites

I curiously glanced at Xi'er's network favorites, which are mostly famous websites at home and abroad, about fashion and fashion design.

I'm not interested in it. I want to turn off my favorites, but I catch a glimpse of the last few items in my network favorites. When I see the last few items, my eyes almost fall out!

Hao Jian once said a classic line, since the Internet, since the island film, this society is more harmonious! Damn Almighty right hand! Amen!

But I'm sure what Xi'er's network favorites are really where the wolf friends often visit! If Hu Xuejiao's computer is full of these things, I won't be curious at all, but Xi'er doesn't look like a girl at all!

At the moment, I am really confused!

The system is fixed. I rebooted the computer once and everything was working properly.

I twisted out my cigarette butt in the ashtray, hesitated for a while, but I couldn't help but open one of the websites to make sure that it was the place where the wolf friends often log in!

The website was opened. Yes, what came to my eyes was that I quickly closed the website after confirmation. Click on the player, open the playback record

Oh, my God! There are seven or eight films in the broadcast record, and most of the men can name those women!

However, at the moment, I have confirmed that Xi'er must have logged on this website and seen the films in it. There are three evidences: first, there is this website in her network favorites; second, there is a specific player downloaded from her computer, and there are several films in the playing records.

Moreover, I think the reason why Xi'er's computer is poisoned has something to do with landing on these websites. The website that Hao Jian and I went to seems to have no virus, but it doesn't mean that other websites are non-toxic! I ordered one of the films, if so!

I immediately turned it off again, but suddenly I heard something behind me. I suddenly looked back and saw that Xi'er was standing in the bedroom door in great embarrassment!

I want to walk in and quit again

Seeing me looking back at her, she almost spilled the coffee in her hand! She must have heard the cry! You must have seen as well as heard, right?

Open eyes, four eyes relative Lengzheng, after a moment, each other are flurried away.