The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Touch me, cut off your paws!" She turned around and walked into the bathroom.

I rushed to the bathroom door and yelled, "wife, don't leave your underwear in disorder. My husband is not in the mood to clean up for you tonight!"

Half an hour later, Lin Xi'er came out of the bathroom in a white nightgown. She ignored me and was taking a white towel to deal with her slightly wet black hair.

"Wife," I said, turning over from the sofa and looking at her with a smile, "when did you buy these pajamas? Why didn't my husband remember me? It looks so sexy

"Shut up She turned to me and said, "go to your bath!"

"Don't peek at my bath, wife!" I looked at her with a smile.

"Don't stink!" She said.

I said with a smile: "although my husband's figure is very attractive, wife, you have to restrain yourself. When my husband comes out from the bath, shall we make a mess again?"

Seeing her face suddenly changed, she reached for the ashtray on the bedside table

My heart called a voice, Ma ah, busy head run, into the bathroom

I stand in the rain, close my eyes, feel the warm water flowing through my skin, hum a erotic song, and dream of Lin Xi'er taking a shower in the bathroom

When I finished taking a bath, I found that I didn't bring my underwear in, but my previous underwear was wet.

I had to feel out to Lin Xi'er outside the bathroom door for help. I opened the door of the bathroom and called to the room: "wife! Can you get my underwear for me? I forgot to bring it in! "

"You deserve it! Don't expect me to ask Miss Ben for this. You must be out of your mind! " Lin Xi'er sniffed outside the door.

I said: "my underpants are wet with water. If you don't send clean underpants in, do you believe I'll go out of the bathroom naked?"

"Hooligans! Come out if you can She said with a smile outside the door. Maybe she thought I couldn't do such an embarrassing thing!

I can't do such an embarrassing thing!

I shook my head and sighed, gently closed the door, then pulled it open, deliberately made a loud voice, and then rushed to the door and cried: "wife, wait for me in bed! I'm coming. Here I am

"No? How dare you come out? You shameless man

Lin Xi'er screamed out at the door.

If you don't come out of the room, you'll have to yell, "no! My husband is a last resort

"All right, all right! Let's take Miss Ben's bad luck! Traveling abroad with a rascal like you is really dancing with wolves She screamed ferociously outside the bathroom.

I laughed and yelled out the door: "my underwear are in my bag. You can see it when you open it! Come on! I can't wait to come out! "

There was a sound of footsteps in the room, followed by a rustling sound. Soon, her angry voice came:

"you go back, I'll pass it through the crack of the door!"

From far to near, her voice floated over: "warning you! Don't show up! I'll pass it to you! If you dare to play a hooligan, I will castrate you! "

"Come on! wife! My husband is in a hurry! " I stood naked at the door and laughed.

Then, my underwear appeared in the crack of the door, and a white arm handed it in

I deliberately did not pick up the underwear immediately, but looked at the slim hand with a very abnormal look, with an evil idea.

"Hello! Pick it up! What's the trick? "

She yelled at me outside the door.

The fiercer she is, the more I want to embarrass her!

"No! I threw it away

She said angrily.

I just quickly stretched out a hand to go, that underpants together with her that jade hand, together firmly grasped!

"Hello! Hello What are you doing... "

There was a sound of her panic outside the door.

I said with a bad smile, "sorry, I caught the wrong one!"

"Well Let go! Don't you let it go? " Outside the door was her angry voice in confusion.

"Why are you so fierce? I just caught you wrong!" I said with a bad smile.

"Don't let go, do you? Rascal! Come out later, you're dead! "

She said angrily outside the door.

"Go! See you later! " I laughed and let go of her hand.

I put on my underpants, wrapped up in a bath towel, and walked out of the bathroom with my head down, humming and swaying my neck, wiping my wet hair with a towel.

Suddenly, I felt a figure lying in front of me. I suddenly looked up

I was surprised and said, "ah! Don't mess about... "

Lin Xi'er is standing in front of me, like a samurai fighting a samurai sword, with a vacuum cleaner on her shoulder, looking at me angrily!

I said with a smile: "I have something to say I have something to say... "

"Die She raised a pair of thin eyebrows, raised the vacuum cleaner, and jumped at me, "hooligan Shameless and dirty man! DieI wrapped one hand in a towel, blocked the vacuum cleaner, and ran away to the house

"Something to say I have something to say wife! That's a misunderstanding! It's definitely a misunderstanding

While I was laughing and begging for mercy, I dodged

"Anyone who is your wife will be tortured to death by you pervert!" She waved the vacuum cleaner and rushed at me, "I believe Li Hongyan now! You must have touched her chest in the storage room that day... "

"Ah! "Wife," I retreated to the wall, looked at her and said with a smile, "it hurts my husband to say that! Even if you don't believe in your husband, what hope does he have! Heaven, earth

"Don't act for me! Come and die She yelled and pressed her to come

I had no way to escape, so I had to jump into bed. I looked at her from a high position and said with a smile: "wife! If you use domestic violence again, I'll call the police! "

Lin Xi'er rushed to the bed, looked up at me and said, "you call the police! Do you know the number in France? "

"Then I'll call the landlord!" I said.

"Shout! Shout She said, looking at me with a sneer.

She was waving a vacuum cleaner at me, and I was hopping around in bed to avoid her violence

Jump jump, I suddenly forget to jump, also forget to dodge, because I saw the scene of extreme Temptation

Because Lin Xi'er was wearing a suspender Nightgown, I was standing on the bed, and from the angle I stood, I could see the white flowers in her suspender to the greatest extent

Lin Xi'er didn't notice the change of my look. As soon as she hit my shin with a vacuum cleaner, I cried out and squatted on the bed, rubbing my shin with both hands!

Lin Xi'er probably didn't expect me to stop suddenly. She naturally knew the strength of the vacuum cleaner. She was stunned to see me squatting on the bed and rubbing my legs in pain!

"You Are you ok... " She left the vacuum cleaner in a hurry, came over to look at me and asked.

I didn't speak. I gritted my teeth and kept rubbing my hands

She probably realized that I was really hurt. She leaned over and said timidly, "let me Will you have a look? "

I just looked up to yell at her, but my eyes caught a glimpse of her attractive chest again, rising and falling with her breathing

My Qi and blood rushed to the top of my head. I grabbed her shoulders and looked at her. My throat was wriggling up and down violently

She was stunned for a moment, looking up at me, her eyes fixed on me.

Her eyelashes quiver slightly, her two ruddy lips so sexy to lift my heart, like a kitten gently scratching the tip of my heart!

As she was about to speak, I quickly lowered my head and kissed her on the lips!

She opened her arms, a moment of stupor, as if defenseless, as if do not know whether to accept or refuse?

Xi'er's cheeks were flushed. It was like a peach blossom.

She is different from the night before yesterday. She is no longer as enchanting, hot and crazy as the night before yesterday. She lies under me like a gentle and quiet harbor, opening her heart and accepting the berthing of ships

Two times later, we lay side by side in bed, looking up at the ceiling.

I lit a cigarette, smoked two mouthfuls, forced to get up, put on the shorts, I turned to look at her, bad smile: "I go back to the sofa to sleep?"

She suddenly reached out and grabbed my arm. She said softly, "just sleep next to my sister, little cute!"

I fixed my eyes on her. The flush on her cheek had not completely faded, but her appearance was quite different from that of the past.

I sneered in my heart and said: "special! This woman is so ungrateful. She'll do it twice! "

I puffed out a puff of smoke and said with a seemingly reluctant smile, "OK!"

Lying down again, she turned over, put her head on my arm, put her hand on my strong chest, looked up at me and said, "bad guy! You Do you like me? "

I looked down at her and chose a vague answer: "like it Don't like how can I want to do this with you? "

She blinked at me and said, "well Do you love me? " She has a very naive manner!

I slowly puffed out a puff of smoke, looked at her and said: "dare not love!"

"Why?" She is in hot pursuit.

I felt my nose and thought about it. Then I said, "maybe it's not right? There's a big difference in our personalities. What's more, our origins.... "

She frowned, looked up at me and said, "if you don't love me, how dare you go up to me? You're going to marry me! You are fully responsible for me! Hum

Knowing that her nature would be exposed again, in order not to be kicked out of bed by her, I had to put it mildly.

I said with a smile: "I know our temper is not suitable. If we become husband and wife, I'm afraid we will fight from dawn to dusk and from bed to bed. What happiness can we have then?"She was stunned for two seconds, then looked at me very seriously and said: "that If I am not fierce to you in the future and I am gentle to you in the future, will you love me? "

I look at her with wide eyes, and I want to love, which is willing or not? Although love is a kind of will of human beings, it is random and random. It is a will that is not transferred by human's will.

Besides, it's easy to change, but hard to change. Can you change your temper?