The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I followed her eyes and said with a smile, "I'm going to move! Everything's packed. "

"I said," how do you feel like your room has been swept? " She said with a mischievous smile. Then she asked, "why move?"

I thought about it and said with a smile, "I think it's too noisy here, so I find a quieter place."

"Is it noisy?" She looked at me and said, "I don't think it's noisy here. I don't even have a voice to speak. It's still a little scary!"

I said with a smile, "maybe the tenants haven't come home yet? Many of them have to work overtime. It's very noisy here when people who work overtime come back at night. "

Lin Xi'er said, "where are you going to move?"

I said with a smile, "I found a house eight stops away from here. I'm going to move in the evening."

Suddenly I found a pair of red underpants on the floor beside the bed. I saw it under the quilt when I packed the bedding in the evening. There was a hole in the front of the quilt. Before, I thought it might be OK to mend it, but this time I threw a lot of useless things, together with this pair of underpants.

In fact, this pair of underwear has a long history. Liu Qing bought it for me in the year of my life. I bought two at a time, but I didn't wear them. What's embarrassing is that the holes are all in front of me, and the fate of the two is the same. I've already thrown one. I don't understand why there is such a big hole in the front?

Once when we went to the sauna, Hao Jian saw the broken underpants in front of us. The boy looked at me with great interest and said, "boy! The fire is very fierce

Some things are just like memories. You can't always take them with you. You have to selectively forget them. Only in this way can you have new and beautiful memories. Those two red underpants, just like the love between Liu Qing and me, have a lot of quantity and poor quality!

When I just entered the door, I didn't notice the underwear on the ground. Lin Xi'er didn't seem to notice it either. Now I suddenly raised my foot and kicked, and she really noticed it! And my foot is really like Chinese football. It stinks. I didn't kick my underpants under the bed. On the contrary, I kicked my underpants from the back light to the face light. The hole is striking!

Probably guess what happened, she quickly glanced at the underwear, first a little embarrassed to drink water. Then she thought of my funny foot, and she couldn't help laughing.

I also followed her to giggle, very embarrassed!

I was relieved when I threw my underwear under the bed.

"Red Good, good... " She looked at me and said, still laughing.

"It's the year of life..." I felt my nose and faltered.

"Well, well, I totally understand..." She looked at me with a smile and said, "dressed like that, it's time for him to die..."

Then she cackled again, probably amused by her own witticism.

A group of crows flew over my head.

I changed the subject and said, "do you want to sit for a while?"

She said with a smile, "No. The stinking man's room is not a place to stay for a long time. "

"Come on," I said, glancing at her, "I'm a neat man, OK?"

"It's neat and tidy," she said She had a look of disdain.

"Ah! You're holding on to my underwear, aren't you? " I stare at her way, deliberately enlarge the volume, don't think I will feel embarrassed at this time!

She waved her hand and said with a smile, "OK, OK, I won't say it, I won't say it..."

Seeing me lighting a cigarette, she looked at me and said, "do you want me to help you move?"

I looked back at her and spewed out a flue: "there's nothing to move. If you can give me a ride, I'd better forget it! I'm afraid I'll stain your beautiful Ferrari

"Don't talk nonsense," she said, glancing at me. "Let's go! Driving you a Ferrari to rent a house. " Then she began to laugh.

I didn't stare at her angrily, but shook my head helplessly. Is that funny?

When we moved everything to her red Ferrari, the landlord came.

I leaned on the car body to smoke and said to the owner, "go and check the room. If it's OK, I'll move now."

The landlord looked at me in a daze. He also looked at Lin Xi'er sitting in my Ferrari car and the bedding tied to the back of Ferrari Pigou. He was not in a daze for a long time.

It wasn't until I reminded her again that she came back to herself, looked at me with a smile and said, "your girlfriend?"

Lin Xi'er and I were stunned for a moment. I waved my hand and said, "no, you can't talk nonsense!"

"No wonder," she said confidently, looking at me with a smile on her face. "With my eyes, I can't be wrong!"

The trough! What vision do you have? If you have the eyesight, you won't point at my nose and scold me for dirtying your house that day. If you have the eyesight, you won't limit me to go away from your house in three days? what the fuck! Return the eyesight!I waved my hand to her and said, "go and have a look at the house. If it's OK, I'll leave. I'm in a hurry."

"Not bad! "Xiao Gu," she said, looking at me with a smile, "is also close to a rich woman. Yes, you don't have to worry about it in your life."

What are you talking about? Is Gu Yang a man who lives on women?

I urged her to go up and have a look at the house

She waved her hand generously and said with a smile, "you don't have to look. You can't miss something." she came over and looked at Lin Xi'er's sports car. Tut tut said, "this car is really beautiful. Xiao Gu, you're lucky."

"Please, sister," I said, looking at her with a twist of my brow, "she's not my girlfriend, she's my boss!"

"Beautiful boss?" The landlord looked at me meaningfully and said with a smile, "can't a beautiful boss be a girlfriend? Do you want to cheat me? "

The landlord didn't give me a chance to interrupt, and then he said with a smile: "actually, Xiaogu, I don't have to drive you away. I know you have been in trouble with a hooligan, otherwise you live well. Why do I have to drive you away? Of course, now that you're married to a rich woman, you won't live in such a house any more. "

But Lin Xi'er broke in. She looked at the landlord with great interest and said, "do you think you drove Xiaogu away? What do you think he's provoking a rascal? "

I react, quickly plug in between the landlord and Lin Xi'er, to Lin Xi'er smile: "nothing, nothing, let's go, in a hurry!" Then I ran to the side of the co driver's seat, jumped on the car and urged Lin Xi'er to drive quickly.

I think the landlord has nothing to do all day and knows gossip all the time.

"Oh! Don't you know? " She looked at Lin Xi'er, with a flattering smile on her face. "That day was really bad. Someone broke the door and smashed the computer in the room where Xiao Gu lived. Pig blood was splashed on the wall on the door. Of course, you can't see it now. I've got someone to repaint the wall, which cost me hundreds of yuan!"

This dead fat pig! Why don't you mention the deposit of 500 yuan you detained me? Does it cost 500 yuan to paint a wall? vampire! We know how to bully and squeeze migrant workers!

Lin Xi'er blinked and asked, "who did it?"

The landlady shook her head: "I don't know what's bothering Xiao Gu outside?"

"Hello! Shall we go or not? If you don't go, I'll go! " I tightened my brows and looked at Lin Xi'er.

Seeing that Lin Xi'er was not moved, I jumped out of the car and walked forward

When I walked more than 100 meters, Ferrari followed me from behind.

When I get on the bus again, Lin Xi'er's look is not right.

I ignored her, looked ahead and said nothing.

She was driving, and she kept looking at me.

"Don't you have anything to say to me?" She looked at me and said.

"No I said.

"Who did you get in trouble with?" She added.

"No I said.

"The landlord told me that pouring pig blood into your residence is all the behavior of the underworld." Lin Xi'er looked at me and said.

"So what?" I said, expressionless.

After hesitating for a few seconds, she looked at me and said, "did it happen to shodelon's people?"

I didn't speak. I don't know why I didn't tell her, but I couldn't find any reason why I didn't tell her. It was as if I was responsible for Xiao Delong's revenge that day and had nothing to do with her.

"Say it! You want to kill me! " She said, looking at me angrily.

I glanced at her impatiently and said, "so what? Are you going to avenge me? When is it going to be? My revenge is not due to your revenge on shodelon that day? If you take revenge on him now, he will make trouble for me next time. He must be more cruel than this time! "

She turned her face and stared at me, frowning: "then you let him bully me? Don't you know all about his despicable behavior? He even dares to give me medicine. Do you want me to put up with it? "

I didn't speak. I looked ahead and didn't know how to answer her.

"What did shodelon do to you? Tell me She looked at me and said, looking grim.

I'm still silent.

"Do you remember?" She hit the steering wheel, looked at me and continued, "we are allies now. Xiao Delong bullies you, that is, bullies me. I won't let him go easily!" She added with a pause, "I admit it's wrong of me to involve you, but I didn't expect the result. I know Xiao Delong better than you. Since you kicked him out of bed in Haiyun, you have been his enemy! To be his enemy, there are only two choices: to bow down and surrender, to be at his disposal, or to fight back and knock him down. The best defense is to attack! He will be honest only if he is completely defeated. "

I said: "I'm different from you. You have the capital to fight with him. Why should I fight with him? Xiao Delong is right. He wants to crush me, which is as simple as crushing an ant! He doesn't dare to move you easily, but I'm different. He can move me whenever he wants, and he can move me how he wants. As long as it doesn't kill, he can fix it. I'm different from you. The poor don't fight the rich. The rich don't fight the officials. I can't fight others. I can only accept my life. "