The day I shared a flat with my female boss

She whispered in her ear: "but I still need to be calm as a support. I'm too scared to remember anything! Wisdom comes from calmness and urgency, which means both wisdom and courage! "

"All right! Accept your new understanding of both wisdom and courage for the time being I said with a smile.

"I'm afraid you'll hit it, and you'll break the law." She said.

"You forget," I put my hand around her slender waist and said with a smile, "my shooting is so bad, how can I hit it? I didn't even hunt a single prey in the daytime

Xi'er said with a light smile: "your move is really smart!"

"Of course," I said, "I think all animals should be afraid of gunshots, just as all of us are afraid of death! Especially in this hunting area, it's hard to say that these animals don't live in the fear of gunfire every day? "

She looked up at me and said seriously, "you know everything! Gu Yang

"Am I brilliant?" I looked at her and said with a smile.

"Yes, you are excellent!" She said with a smile.

"Do you want to remove the word" Chu " I looked at her and said.

"Keep it for the time being!" She said with a playful smile.

"Well," I said, looking steadily at her, "well, what about the kiss?"

Xi'er frowned and pretended to be angry: "hum, are you going to take out the word" Chu "

I said with a smile, "OK, just think it didn't happen?"

"Did that actually happen?" She blinked at me and said.

"No. Of course not. " I said with a smile, "I'm stupid. I say everything I don't have as if it's something like that."

Xi'er cut a, Piao I one eye to say: "if you mouth stupid, nobody in this world is not mouth stupid." Then she turned abruptly and went to the tent door.

What do you mean by that? You mean I'm glib? "

"You know it in your heart," she didn't look back and looked down, but she could see that she was chuckling.

When she got to the door of her tent, she stood still, looked back at me and said, "and that I also keep it with you for the time being... "

I looked at her and said, "what?"

"Idiot!" She scolded me and got into the tent.

I touched my nose, and suddenly I was stunned. She said that kiss!

After the brown bear was driven away, everyone didn't feel sleepy. Maybe they were worried that the brown bear would come uninvited again. Maybe the sleepiness was completely replaced by palpitations. Anyway, everyone didn't feel sleepy.

Because the rain stopped, the guide lit the bonfire with dry wood. Around the campfire, we poured the remaining half bottle of Erguotou into our cups, drinking and chatting.

Liu Zhiyuan was very grateful for my rescue from the bear's paw. He also praised me for my bravery in driving the big brown bear away. He always praised me for my intelligence and bravery. He said that I was extremely calm in a critical moment. First of all, he destroyed the big brown bear's eyesight. When it was in chaos, he scared it away with his empty gun. Liu Zhiyuan said that this is the concentrated embodiment of courage and wisdom. He also predicted that I would make great achievements in the future.

Then he couldn't help reciting Cao Cao's "short song line":

"how much is life when wine is a song?

For example, the morning dew, to the day more bitter.

Generous and unforgettable.

How to relieve worries? Only Dukang.

Qingqing Zijin, leisurely my heart.

But for the sake of you, I have been chanting till now. "

As we all know, Cao Cao wrote this short song line, which not only laments the impermanence of life, but also expresses his longing for talents.

Then we asked about Xi'er's injury. And I popularized to you some knowledge about the treatment of snake venom, spider venom, horse venom and bee venom. Of course, I haven't studied western medicine or traditional Chinese medicine. What I'm talking about is the common sense of first aid that my grandfather taught me. I just hope that in case of this situation in the future, you will know how to deal with the wound.

The guide admitted the poisonous spiders in Heilong mountain. He said that a rich man who went hunting in the mountain last year was bitten by an unknown poisonous spider, and that time he happened to be the leader of the team. At that time, the rich man had arrhythmia, low fever, chills and confusion, similar to high fever, very similar to Xi'er's performance today.

Later, he called the Hunting Club overnight, and the club sent a helicopter to pick up the patients and sent them to the hospital overnight. The next day when he called to ask about the situation, the rich man's mind was clear. The rich man said that thanks to the timely delivery to the hospital, otherwise he might face life-threatening. The reason is that the ECG shows that the heart rhythm is seriously disordered! Of course, the rich man had a very serious history of heart disease before. The spider toxin may have caused his heart disease!

We didn't go back to our tents until near dawn.

Instead of going back to my tent, I went directly to Xier's tent. Xi'er didn't invite me. I licked my face and followed her in. Her expression was not unnatural. Everything happened naturally, as if I was supposed to sleep in a tent with her.

Before entering the tent, the guide joked to me: "be careful if the gun goes off?"I said with a smile: "don't worry! Roommate, I've never been through fire

The next morning, we decided to go back home. First, we were frightened by brown bears and poisonous spiders, which greatly affected everyone's interest in hunting. Second, Liu Zhiyuan's Remington double barreled shotgun was damaged by a bear's paw, which needed to be repaired before it could be used.

Towards noon, we returned to the Heilongshan Hunting Club, where we had lunch before driving to Binhai city.

In the hunting club after dinner, Xi'er and I decided to go to Liu Zhiyuan's room. It's time to get that gun out! Otherwise, there will be no chance!

We consider that Liu Zhiyuan is likely to take a nap at noon because he didn't have a good rest last night. But Xier and I decided to disturb Liu Zhiyuan, because we knew that once we left the Hunting Club, it would be too difficult to meet Liu Zhiyuan and his party again in the future!

According to Xi'er, in fact, Binhai's "sagacity" and "Noah's Ark" are all thinking of yiliyuan's annual advertising list. This time, Liu Zhiyuan and his party parachuted into Binhai city. They also received news that they must have made emergency plans.

However, Liu Zhiyuan's principle is rigid. No company would want to talk to him about a job during his trip to Binhai, and he didn't want to see anyone. If it wasn't for the face of the old comrade in arms of the municipal government, he would not even want to see him overnight. This time, Xi'er has taken the lead. "Sagacity" and "Noah's Ark" should be furious!

Therefore, Xi'er thought that before she set out for Binhai City, she must make the final attack, at least send out the pudley shotgun that day.

And this opportunity is very rare, just when Liu Zhiyuan's shotgun was damaged by the big brown bear, this is a god given opportunity!

Xi'er and I went to Liu Zhiyuan's room together. Although his body is strong, it is not "top", but he is definitely a smart man! As soon as we went, he knew our intention before he spoke.

He was very frank and had a frank talk with me for nearly twenty minutes.

He asked Xi'er, "do you know why I met you this time? Do you know why I allowed you to go hunting in the mountains with us? "

See Liu Zhiyuan so straightforward, Xi'er did not turn the corner, she said with a smile: "the chairman must be due to the face of the old comrade in arms of the municipal government?"

"It can be said that," Liu Zhiyuan said, looking at us, "to be exact, that old comrade in arms had saved my life in the Vietnam War, so I promised him to see you. If you are an ordinary friend or ordinary comrade in arms, I will not see you! With all due respect, I've never sold my face

It seems that Xi'er is really looking for the right person this time!

Xi'er chuckled and complimented: "I admire the honesty of the chairman of the board of directors. Now in this society, no matter the government, business or shopping malls, we all rely on each other to sell face. An honest man like you is really admirable

Liu Zhiyuan waved his hand and said, "Miss Lin, I know why you're here this time. It's undoubtedly for yiliyuan's annual advertisement. To tell you the truth, I don't have any special impression on Simei. In Binhai City, although Simei is one of the largest advertising companies, nationwide, there are many advertising companies with the same scale as Simei, and there are many advertising companies with larger scale than Simei. Therefore, it is very difficult for Simei to get the annual advertising list of yiliyuan. At the beginning of this year, we invited a lot of advertising companies to attend the contest, but in the end, we can only choose one of them as the advertising agency of yiliyuan. What's the ratio, Miss Lin, you should be very clear in your mind, right

Oh, no! After listening to Liu Zhiyuan's words, my heart fell down. According to his idea, isn't the Simei advertisement doomed to failure this time?

Xi'er nodded, hid her loss in her eyes, and continued to strive to say, "I know what you mean, chairman. We are willing to accept any kind of challenge. Chairman, you are a visionary person. The strength of an advertising company is often determined not by the size of the advertising company, but by the creative talents of the advertising company. "

Liu Zhiyuan waved his hand and said, "Miss Lin, you are a woman with great perseverance! It's not hard to see that through this mountain hunting, I admire you very much. Not every woman has the courage to go hunting in the mountains, nor does every woman dare to spend such a cold and rainy night in the mountains with six men. What's more, we have to face the big brown bear and the poisonous spider! Ha ha ha

"Xiao Gu, what shotgun are you holding?" Liu Zhiyuan turned his eyes on me and said with a smile.

This pudley shotgun is in my hand. It's covered with a black holster. I've been waiting for an opportunity to present the shotgun to Liu Zhiyuan, but Xi'er hasn't found a suitable opportunity, neither have I.

But Liu Zhiyuan spoke first.

I said with a smile: "Chairman, this is a pudley shotgun." Seeing that Xi'er was winking at me, I quickly got up and took off the holster and handed the shotgun respectfully to Liu Zhiyuan.

Liu Zhiyuan gently stroked the butt of pudley's Turkish superior walnut. It was really smooth and delicate, just like a woman's skin. He was playing with the metallic patterns of enchanting colors, and he couldn't put it down."It's a good gun! It's a good gun He was full of praise.

Xi'er said with a smile in time: "Chairman, to be honest with you, this is a business friend of my father who brought it back from England. It's definitely a genuine product of the company. If you like, please accept my offer. I honestly say that the reason why I take this shotgun with me is to give it to you! You are so fond of hunting and famous as a sharpshooter. I think this gun is perfect for you. I hope the chairman will accept my new idea! "

When Xi'er said these words, her cheeks were a little red. It can be seen that she had summoned up her courage. With these words, she raised her hand to close her hair and looked at Liu Zhiyuan nervously.

Liu Zhiyuan raised his eyes from the gun, looked at Xi'er with a smile and said: "with my knowledge of firearms, I am sure this is a genuine pudley double barreled shotgun! There's no fake! If I'm right, the gun is worth more than 200000 dollars. is it? Miss Lin

"The chairman really has a good eye!" Xi'er chuckled and said, "it seems that you belong to this pudley! A good horse with a good saddle, this pudley should be a good hunter like you