The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Liu Zhiyuan's hearty laughter at the front of the team pulled me out of my mind. I could tell from the laughter that his enthusiasm was very high. I listened to the conversation between him and ye Qingyun, Zhong Chunan. They were talking about men. They were talking about guns.

Liu Zhiyuan said in a ostentatious voice: "Chunan, I tell you, a considerable number of Americans believe that owning a double barreled shotgun not only makes them have a beautifully made shotgun, but also a pass to enter the noble class. To be honest, I got this shotgun, which is one of the most touted shotguns in America. "

Xi'er and I had seen Liu Zhiyuan's shotgun before we set out. It's the same brand as Lin Xiaotian's shotgun. It's a Remington style shotgun from the United States. It's just a different style. It seems that the Remington double barreled shotgun is not only popular among Americans, but also among the rich in China!

"That is, that is," Zhong Chunan said with a smile, "a good horse should match a good saddle, and a good gun should match a good gunner. A sharpshooter like the chairman of the board should match the best gun in the world, which is a must."

Ye Qingyun echoed as like as two peas. "I know that President Bush of the United States has a Double Barrel Shotgun that looks exactly like Remington's butt. It's as like as two peas. However, I'm sure Bush's shooting skill is much inferior to that of our directors. Russian President Vladimir Putin is also good at hunting, and he and our chairman are both from military background, so the shooting skills of Vladimir Putin and our chairman are sure to compete! Ha ha ha

"Putin was born in the KGB, Russia's top intelligence organization," Liu Zhiyuan said with a smile, turning to Ye Qingyun. "How can I compare with other people's skills? Ah? Ha ha ha

Liu Zhiyuan's words seem to belittle himself, but in his tone, he can never hear the slightest meaning of belittling himself. His tone is full of absolute conceit.

"That's not true," Ye Qingyun said with a smile. "It's true that the KGB is Russia's Central Intelligence Agency, but it's not true that all men born in the KGB are good at it. It's said that when Putin visited Japan, he was thrown out of the judo arena by a Japanese boy one by one

Zhong Chunan said with a smile: "yes, yes! I also read the news. I don't know whether it's true or not. If it's true, Putin will lose his old face, not only his own, but also Russia's! Ha ha ha

Everyone started laughing.

After laughing, Liu Zhiyuan continued to express his high opinion: "Qingyun, I always think that only a gun can make a man's soul as bright as fire. Love may not be able to do this, but a shotgun can."

"Yes! Men have an eternal dream of heroes in their hearts Ye Qingyun said with a smile, "love and guns, wise men will choose guns, not love."

Zhong Chunan then said, "Mao Zedong has said that political power comes out of the barrel of a gun."

Ye Qingyun waved his hand and said with a smile, "Chunan, I didn't mean that. We businessmen don't want to talk about politics. I'm talking about guns and women. I think the gun is a symbol of men, a symbol of men's career, and career is a man's backbone, while women are just a man's face, and women are just a gas station on a man's way forward. "

"Mr. Ye," Zhong Chunan interjected with a smile, "you may not be too absolute?"

"Chunan," Ye Qingyun said in a half joking tone, "you think so because you are young, and young people don't realize it. At our age, we will see more and more clearly. Finally, it is not women, not love, but men's career that can satisfy a man's soul. Rational men will not stop for love, and reckless men will blaspheme the sacred cause because of women. "

After listening to Ye Qingyun's jokes about guns and men, Liu Zhiyuan looks back at Lin Xier.

Xi'er gave him a smile in return.

"Qingyun," Liu Zhiyuan said with a smile, "you know, men can conquer the world, but women can conquer men. And don't forget that there is a very beautiful lady in our team today! You should be careful to cause her anger! Ha ha ha

Ye Qingyun quickly turned back and saluted Lin Xier with a fist. He said with a smile, "Miss Lin, I was just a fallacy. You should listen to it for entertainment. You don't have to take it seriously. You don't have to take it seriously."

Xi'er said with a witty smile, "Mr. Ye, you are obviously bullying little girls. Are you openly challenging our female compatriots with more men and less women on this trip?"

Xi'er's words made all men laugh again.

Liu Zhiyuan turned back and said with a smile, "Miss Lin, will you forgive Mr. Ye this time? He's been choking in his heart for a long time. At home, his wife's mother-in-law and daughter's three mountains have been pressing on his shoulders. It's so easy for him to escape and get some air. He only dares to vent his dissatisfaction with women in this deep forest. You forgive him! Ha ha ha

Everyone was laughing again.

It seems that Xi'er is right today! Think about it! Although hunting is a sport full of masculinity, it would be less fun if there were all smelly men on the way to the mountain without a woman. Although we are all civilized people, I think we all know it well!It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon when we got into the mountain.

But time seems to be unable to stop everyone's high mood, we talked and laughed all the way.

At this time, a pheasant came cluckingly, and everyone was excited.

"Don't move, look at me!" Liu Zhiyuan said.

Then he knocked the horse's stomach, and the red horse ran out quickly. Liu Zhiyuan raised the Remington shotgun, and the pheasant fell to the ground with a bang.

"Good shot! Good shot

Everyone was excited and praised.

The male guide waved his arm to the hound and said "go". The hound ran back quickly and took the prey back in an instant.

It seems that Liu Zhiyuan's marksmanship is really good. It's not a false name!

We continue to march towards the mountains, and birds and animals such as pheasants, birds and rabbits come into our sight. Except that I didn't hit anything, everyone in the party had a great harvest. I didn't even shoot.

It's not that I can't even shoot, it's that I'm afraid I won't make a fool of myself.

Xi'er fired several shots, and was lucky enough to shoot a wild bird.

Everyone was in high spirits all afternoon. Later, I just went to help the guide to start the logistics work, helping the male guide to collect prey, deliver water and other chores. I lent Liu Zhiyuan the opportunity to deliver mineral water and chatted for a while.

He asked me why I didn't shoot, and I had to confess. I said it was my first hunting.

He said that everything has a first time, there are many firsts in life, as a man should have a certain spirit of adventure, to dare to try. Everything is difficult at the beginning, the first time always needs courage, but sometimes you have to take the first step, because only when you take the first step, you can take the second step, the third step, you can go further!

In fact, when Liu Zhihui explains the shooting, he can counteract a third of the setback in the first line of shooting, so when he takes aim, he can take the lead.

He teaches patiently. In fact, under his cold and aloof appearance, he hides his warm and friendly heart.

In order to be worthy of his instruction, I finally fired the first shot, and then I fired the second and third shot. In the end, I don't know how many shots I fired. However, all the shots I fired were basically invalid.

If we say that Liu Zhiyuan's shot is not in vain, then I am definitely in vain. Don't talk about a wild bird or something. I didn't even touch the feather!

Oh! oh my god! I'm so embarrassed.

When the sun goes down, everyone comes back with a full load, and I'm still empty handed.

Xi'er ran over and looked at me with a smile and said, "Mr. Gu, where's your booty?"

"It's all there!" I touched my nose and said with a smile, "some are in the trees, some are in the bushes, all in the mountains anyway."

Maybe I look embarrassed. She looks at me and can't help but smile.

"I don't kill, really," I said with a smile, still touching my nose. "I'm converted to Buddhism. I'm a Buddhist. Buddhism forbids killing!"

"Mr. Gu," Xi'er said to me with a playful look, "you don't have to be shameless. In fact, I'm the same as you. All my spoils are the little pheasant. Hey, hey. "

I Oh a, said with a smile: "then we should more sympathize with each other, sympathize with each other ah!"

"I shot a pheasant after all!" She said, looking at me provocatively.

I said: "let's not say how small the pheasant you shot is. Although you beat it down, if the hound didn't rush to bite it in time, it might fly away again!"

I mean, she's the same shot as me. She's not very good.

"That's more about my shooting! Do you know? Mr. Gu, I can shoot even such a small pheasant, so I'm very good at shooting! "

I snorted, looked at the angle of 45 degrees and said, "who knows if that silly bird was shocked by the gunshot of Liu Dong, or wanted to fall and pretend to be dead, but unfortunately it was bitten by our hounds!"

"Well! You insult my shooting Xi'er pretends to be angry, turns around and wants to go.

She looks like a little girl. Although she only pretends, she is very cute.

I took her hand, licked her face and said with a smile, "don't be angry. In fact, that bird was shot by you in the process of deliberately falling down. You think! You can hit the target that falls suddenly. That's the best among the experts

Xi'er suddenly turned around and pouted and said, "for your sake, I'll forgive you!" Then she looked up at me and said, "you must have cheated a lot of girls because you can talk so well?"

I was stunned and immediately said with a smile: "what's the logic? Do you have to cheat girls if you can speak? You can do many other meaningful things if you can speak"The logic of women's sixth sense!" She said.

"There is no logic!" I said with a smile.

"You bully women!" She hummed.

I looked at her with wide eyes and said, "what's your logic? Oh, my God

She giggled.

"It's causal logic," she said, smiling at me. "And, Mr. Gu, when are you going to let go of my hand?"

I realized that I was still holding her hand tightly. I shrunk back and said with a silly smile, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"Forget it," she said, glancing at me with a smile. "Anyway, even if you grab my hand, you'll think I'm taking advantage of you, right?"

I suddenly think of the debate on "men and women" and "touch and be touched" in the car we started. I didn't expect that she still remembers it!

"Leng what, let's go," she glanced at me with a smile, then suddenly turned around and ran out, "we're going to camp by the river, and then barbecue game."

"Don't say that," I followed with a smile. "I'm going to drool as soon as you say it."

"Don't worry, it's none of your business," she said without looking back. "Today's rule is that everyone can only cook their own game. Those who work more eat more, those who work less eat less, and those who don't work are hungry!"

"Ah I suddenly stopped, looked at her shadow, screamed.

She looked back and giggled at me. Throw a "silly appearance", go straight to the river.