The day I shared a flat with my female boss

If sun Hongbing sees that Hu Xuejiao and I have entered the hotel room, and that I have not been out of the room, because of his character, he is not calm at all. He is more likely not to wait until Monday to go to work to settle accounts with me, but to kick the door in on the spot.

Sun Hongbing is not a calm man. He is from Shandong. He has the character of Li Kui in Liangshan.

Even if he can calm down, when he arrives at the company on Monday, he will get angry as soon as he sees me, and will not endure until the afternoon. Sun Hongbing is a reckless man, but he is not mentally retarded. How can he believe that a single man and a few women stay in a hotel room all night and nothing happens?

Therefore, it was absolutely Hu Xuejiao who told sun Hongbing. What I said to her on Monday morning infuriated her, so she decided to tell sun Hongbing about it on Monday afternoon, trying to use sun Hongbing to teach me a lesson!

Think of here, I breathed a sigh, think Hu Xuejiao is a bit too much!

Obviously she seduced me, she pretended to sprain her feet, pretended to quarrel with her parents and became homeless, so that I could send her to the hotel. She thought about it from the beginning. Even quarreling with sun Hongbing in the bar is intentional, and the purpose is to expel sun Hongbing ahead of time.

Sun Hongbing is a man with simple mind and developed limbs. This kind of man is easy to be used by others. In fact, a stupid man is more dangerous than a smart man because he has no reason, no opinion, and lacks wise judgment. He is easy to believe one side of the story.

When I was about to arrive at the company, there was a small traffic accident. My bus and a taxi scrambled for the way, causing a little "friction".

Basically, there is no problem with the car, but the two drivers are quarreling very much. I don't understand why they are quarreling, just to prove each other's fault? Both cars are fine. What's the point of quarreling?

The quality that people lack most now is tolerance. Tolerance is as scarce as true love in today's society!

Fortunately, when I got to the company, I was not late. It was three minutes to eight o'clock.

Today is Li Hongyan standing at the front desk again. She is always eager to be late every morning! However, I was three minutes ahead of time, and she couldn't find a reason to make trouble!

The people in the office are almost there.

Everyone is talking about something. It's a mess.

Seeing me coming in, Xie Peng jumped over and yelled at me: "how did you come? Something's wrong! The office is haunted

"What nonsense," I said with a glance, "you are afraid that the world will not be in chaos!"

"What do you mean I'm afraid that the world will not care," Xie Peng said with a fist, "you ask everyone!" Then he turned and raised his chin toward the high desk.

There are four or five people around Gao Wan's desk, including sun Hongbing, Hu Xuejiao and several female colleagues in the graphic group.

I look back at Xie Peng and say, "what's the matter?"

"There's a ghost in the office!" Xie Peng looked at me happily and said, "everyone has lost something!"

"What is it?" I said.

Xie Peng leaned over and said in a low voice: "female colleagues have lost things!"

"Female colleagues?" I looked at Xie Peng and said, "what have you lost?"

Xie Peng lowered his voice and said, "sanitary napkins!"

My brow twists, stares at him and says, "you're fooling around, aren't you? Are you bored? Every day, I'll do my best to tell you something that's out of nothing. "

Xie Peng smacked his mouth impatiently, glared at me and said, "don't believe it! You ask them! Hu Xuejiao, sister Qin, they all lost their sanitary napkins! " Xie Peng eliminated the three words in the bathroom and replaced them with lip language.

My brow tip tightly wrinkled, thought to do what?

Seeing Xing min coming, Xie Peng quickly grabbed her and said to me, "ask Xing min! She lost it, too

Xing min's face flushed slightly.

I looked at Xing min and said, "is this really the case?"

Xing min nodded gently.

I turned to look at Xie Peng and said, "what's the situation?"

I left Xing min and dragged Xie Peng to my desk.

Xie Peng gave me a brief account of the situation. He said that many female staff in the office have sanitary napkins in the cupboard in case of urgent need, and they don't want to carry them in their bags all the time, so they will keep a box in the cupboard under the desk. Some people's cabinets are locked, some don't, but whether they are locked or not, the sanitary napkins in the cabinets have disappeared!

The stolen time was probably after work on Friday afternoon, because several female staff members said that the sanitary napkin was still in the cabinet before work on Friday, but they came here this morning and found that the sanitary napkin was not there. Hu Xuejiao was the first one to be found. As soon as she screamed, all the female staff members checked their cabinets. It turned out that Hu Xuejiao was not the only one who had been stolen. All the female staff members who had put sanitary napkins in the cabinets had been stolen!

The more I listen to it, the more I feel that it's so fuckin 'weird!

What's the value of sanitary napkins? Xie Peng also said that the cupboards of the female staff members who had stolen sanitary napkins all had something more valuable than sanitary napkins. One of the female staff members also said that she left a watch in the cupboard on Friday, but today she found that the watch was still in its original position, just lost the sanitary napkin.So, the thief who steals sanitary napkins is not for money. What is it for?

I looked at Xie Peng and said, "is it because a colleague came to my aunt and forgot to bring sanitary napkins, so he temporarily" borrowed "them from the female staff cabinet?"

"Lend you a head," Xie Pengbai said to me at a glance. "Borrowing will also greet others. Moreover," Xie Peng said with a strange smile, "and do you need to borrow so much? If a woman needs to pad so many bathrooms every time she comes to the big aunt, she would have lost blood and died! Don't forget, once a month, a woman is the only one who can't die! That's because every time they shed a little blood, the physiological mechanism will make emergency compensation! "

Damn it! This guy knows a lot about women's physiology!

I said, "Yeah! But who stole so many sanitary napkins? Crazy

"You're right," Xie Peng pointed at me with a strange smile on his face. "The problem is that the person who stole the toilet is not a woman, but a man, a psychopath man, an extremely abnormal man!"

I was stunned for a moment, touched my nose and looked at Xie Peng: "so, Hu Xuejiao said that she lost her sanitary napkin last time. Is that true?"

Xie Peng shrugged and said, "now it seems that she is not lying."

The sound of slapping the table came from the high position. Xie Pengqi and I turned to look at it.

It was Gao Wan who patted the table. Gao Wan stood up, looked at the onlookers, and said in a loud voice, "how unreasonable! How can we have such a pervert in our office? It's going to get out and let people in other departments of the company know that they don't laugh off their big teeth! "

Sun Hongbing also clapped the table, stood up and said: "we must find out this son of a bitch! If this pervert is from our office, it will cause great psychological pressure on the female staff of our department! Gao Wan, think about it. With such a pervert in the office, how can the female staff go to work at ease? "

Sun Hongbing said it with indignation!

Gao Wan looked at Sun Hongbing and said, "depending on the situation, this pervert must have started after work on Friday afternoon! There was no overtime department in our company last weekend. The door of our company was locked on Saturday and Sunday. No one could sneak in. So if I'm right, the pervert must have done it after work on Friday! "

Sun Hongbing nodded and agreed with Gao Wan's analysis. After the discussion, he looked around the whole office and said in a loud voice, "who knows who left the office last Friday afternoon?"

My heart gave a violent jump.

At the same time, Gao Wan's eyes have been cast on me.

That's right! On Friday afternoon, I was the last person to leave the office after work. At that time, I received a call from my sister Gu Tong. Gu Tong was at home during the summer vacation. She quietly told my mother that in order to save money, she ignored her lumbar disease for nearly half a year, did not go to the hospital to see a doctor, did not take any medicine, and even took physical therapy. I listen to very anxious, has been thinking of countermeasures with Gu Tong, urge mother to pay attention to her lumbar disease! So I didn't leave the office until I finished answering Gu Tong's call.

The one who left in front of me was Gao Wan. He knew that I was the last one to leave.

Gao Wan patted sun Hongbing on the shoulder and said, "boss, I know who left last"

"who?" Sun Hongbing stares at Gao Wan.

Gao Wan waved his hand and said with a smile, "boss, don't ask. I can be sure who left the office last Friday, but I can also be sure that the man is not a thief?"

Sun Hongbing twisted his eyebrows and said, "how can you be sure that he is not the one who stole the sanitary napkin?"

Gao Wan still said with a smile: "don't ask, boss, if you want to believe me, believe what I say! With my knowledge of him, he would never steal anything from anyone! I think the thief must have sneaked into our office after the office people left. I mean, the people who steal things may be from other departments, or from other companies, or anyone in the society. "

Sun Hongbing was gloomy and nodded: "yes, there are only a few men in our office. No one seems to have abnormal signs."

I shook my head. I was a little confused. Although I was the last one to leave the office, I didn't steal the sanitary napkin. In fact, I don't think people who steal sanitary napkins are funny at all!

Then, I thought of the man in the black cap again, the man I ran into in the elevator with sister Qin last Monday!

I looked at Xie Peng and said, "don't you think it's too weird?"

Xie Peng nodded and said, "yes! It seems that everyone in the company may be a pervert, including you! Ha ha ha

"Go I said seriously, "I'm telling you the truth! Do you think the man who steals the sanitary napkin is the same as the man who "washroom" I pondered.

"It's possible," Xie Peng said, "but it's impossible!"

"You're not talking nonsense!" I glared at him.Xie Peng said: "how can this be nonsense! You think, ah, the man in the toilet door is a pervert, not a dementia. How can he risk being caught and eat back? That kind of dirty people, usually shot a shot for another place! Who would be so stupid as to repeatedly commit crimes in the same company? "

I nodded thoughtfully and said, "Yeah, it's just that it's so weird! I've heard of fetishism and perverts who steal women's underwear before. Unexpectedly, there is such a pervert who steals sanitary napkins! If this person is inside our company, it's really terrible! "

"What's the matter?" Xie Peng looked at me with disapproval. "There are too many psychopaths in this society! There have been perverts in America. Have you ever heard of them? He is zombie addicted and often goes to the graveyard in the middle of the night to steal the bodies of young women who have just been buried. Then Kang goes home and puts it in the basement. He keeps company with female zombies day by day. He doesn't love the living women, but only the dead ones. According to the analysis of psychologists, it comes from his excessive attachment to his mother's love when he was young. After his mother died, he lost his psychological attachment, so... "

"Well, stop it," I reached out to stop him, breathed out, "these things are so speechless! Even if he loves his mother so much, he can't find a zombie to replace him! "

Xie Peng looked at me wickedly and laughed.

He said: "so abnormal people have all kinds of strange ideas, but they are all very special experiences when they were young! In fact, perverts don't want to do that themselves, but they can't control themselves. "

I withdrew a way: "that according to your meaning, they are excusable?"

"It's not," Xie Peng said. "In fact, they are very poor. The normal healthy way of love has no feeling for them. Only abnormal behavior can stimulate their excitement!"

"Well," I stopped Xie Peng's words again, "but there is one thing I believe that psychopathic people can't see from the surface. The more psychopathic people are, the calmer their expressions look, and some even look gentle."

"Like you?" Xie Peng looked at me and laughed.

"It's like you!" I glared at him and said, "you know so much about pervert psychology, so you may be the pervert who steals the bathroom!"

"Man," Xie Peng said, looking at me with a smile, "in fact, I always think that you are psychopathic. Are you a kind of intermittent psychopath? When attack still has mania tendency