The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Lin Xi'er ran over and looked at me and said, "why is it so slow? Like a crab

And she took the bag out of my hand.

I complained, "is there a mistake? I'm running back and forth. I'm fast enough. I don't think I'm slow enough! "

Lin Xi'er said to me, "leaders say you can, you can't, leaders say you are slow, no matter how fast you are!"

I was speechless and thought you were cruel!

She pulled open the bag, took out an ice cream and handed it to her sister. She took out one of her own, unwrapped the wrapping paper and took a bite.

I walked over with a smile and reached out to her.

"Why? Asking for food? " She said, glancing at me.

I touched my nose and said: "leader, I bought three, one for each, give me that one!"

"Here you are?" She looked at me savagely and said, "why?"

Yes! For what? When she asked such a simple question, I couldn't make it clear for a moment! For what? What else do you need? It's obvious that everyone has one!

Xi'er touched his sister and said, "OK! Xi'er, don't make trouble for nothing

Lin Xi'er looks at me provocatively, but still doesn't want me to share. She deliberately eats with relish and slowly licks her little fragrant tongue

"Stimulate me again! I'm going to kill I said, frowning at her.

In fact, I don't like ice cream very much, just because Xi'er is in this room. I want to stay in this room a little longer, so I have to find something to do. And sharing ice cream with them is the worst idea!

Why don't you say "OK! You're done. Now get out of here. "Do I have room for maneuver?

"Yes! If you dare to kill me, you dare to bury me! " She deliberately disturbed my logic.

I said, "I killed you!" First rape and then kill, then rape and then kill, and so on!

"Do it!" The enchantress licked the ice cream with her pink tongue and winked at me.

I rushed over, with him hard to grab, grab, but an accident!

As I said, although the hotel is small, it has its own characteristics. The layout, furnishings and decoration of the rooms all have the style of tropical rain forest. On the bedside table are local handicrafts.

And the accident is that when I was fighting for ice cream with Lin Xi'er, I waved and smashed the handicraft on the ground.

It was a wooden sailing boat. It was very complicated and exquisite. There were three masts in total. Now one of the masts on the side was broken!

"It's all you!" Lin Xi'er kicked me and said.

I said, "it's you!"

Lin Xi'er glared at me and said, "how can you blame me? You hit the bedside table with a wave

"If you give me the ice cream, I won't fight with you. If I don't fight with you, will I break the sailboat by mistake?"

Lin Xi'er gloated at me and said, "anyway, it was your hand that knocked it down. You deserve it. You should pay for it yourself."

I said in a loud voice, "it's you!"

"It's you!" She said back.

"It's you!" I said angrily.

Xi'er had to fight. She looked at me and the enchantress in a funny way and said, "you two are really like children! Once we meet, we will make a quarrel, and the quarrel will last forever! Ah

Then she came over, squatted, lifted the sailboat with both hands, gently put it on the bedside table, looked back at us and said, "if you fall, you fall. We'll pay for it tomorrow."

Lin Xi'er yelled at me: "let's give it to gu!"

Dissatisfied with her opinion, I said, "why? We'll share it equally, and each of us will pay half of the compensation! "

"No way!" She cried, continuing to lick her ice cream.

With a snort, I went to the bedside table and looked at the sailboat. The main mast in the middle was still in good condition, but the auxiliary mast on one side was broken.

A ghost idea suddenly appeared in my heart. I looked back at the two sisters and said, "I have an idea. Maybe I can hide it from the world..."

The two sisters blinked at me, not knowing why.

"Just a moment. I'll go to the supermarket." I touched my nose and laughed at them.

Without waiting for them to say anything, I turned around and walked out of the room

A quarter of an hour later, I went back to the hotel again and walked into Lin Xi'er's room.

Two sisters are in, I gave them Yang Yang hand in the strong glue, showing a sly smile.

The sisters understood that I wanted to glue the wooden mast together again.

Xi'er angrily glanced at me and said, "how shameful it would be to be found by the hotel staff!"

Lin Xi'er's view is different from that of her elder sister. She said with a smile, "Gu Yang, you are smart. Hurry up!"

She looked with interest at the glue in my hand and at the broken mast, as if curious to know if I could fix it.

Without saying a word, I started to work directly. This work is very delicate. I have to hold my breath. It's a test of my patience!I squatted in front of the bedside table and smeared strong glue on the broken mast. Lin Xi'er looked at me curiously and muttered: "Hello! Can you stick it well? "

Xier is sitting on the bed, his attention is divided into two parts, one is on TV, the other is on me, sometimes he shakes his head helplessly.

I raised my face to stare at Lin Xi'er and said, "don't interrupt, OK? Eat your ice cream

"Why are you so fierce?" She gave me a white look and pouted.

At this time, another kind of danger has already lurked down. I got the strong glue in my hand, but because of the quarrel with Lin Xi'er, I didn't notice, no one noticed!

"It's because of you. Now it's broken. I'll clean up the mess for you!" I frown and stare at Lin Xi'er to vent my dissatisfaction.

Lin Xi'er snorted with disdain: "what's great! Isn't that glue? "

I said, "it's easy to say! Come and see

"I'll do it! Get out of the way Lin Xi'er threw away the ice cream wrapping paper and reached for me.

Of course, I can't believe that she has this ability. I pushed her away and said, "please! Don't make a mess of it, will you? "

When my wrist shook, another big drop of super glue fell on my finger.

"Who made the mess! I'll deal with it. You all go back to sleep! " She looked at us confidently and said.

Then I sprang over and reached for the broken mast. Instinctively, I raised my hand to stop it, and caught my two palms together.

At this time, danger happened!

Our palms are tightly glued together by strong glue. We can't separate them any more. As soon as we use brute force, we tear our skin and hurt!

Lin Xi'er screamed with fright, raised her hand and slapped me in the head, saying, "it's all you! You did it all! What should we do now? What do you want to do? "

I'm really pissed off! I hurled at her: "you mean to say me! If you don't have to show off, can we stick together? Why is it so bad to be with you? "

Lin Xi'er frowned, pursed her lips, and said, "ah! What should we do now? What do you mean by those useless ones? "

Xi'er ran over to see this, that, and the palms we were glued together, frowning with worry!

She said, "that's good! Are you two still fighting? "

"Sister! Help me Lin Xi son Yang face looks at her elder sister, take coquetry of shout a way.

Xi'er looked at us, but shook his head and said, "try it with warm water."

I nodded and said, "this is the only way at present."

I shook my head and couldn't laugh or cry. I got up and stood up. Before I got up completely, I heard Lin Xi'er's scream.

"Ah! Slow down! It's killing me She was staring at me with anger on her face.

I said in a deep voice: "it's good to tear the skin! I told you to show off

She yelled at me, "of course you don't hurt. You have thick skin! Can I be the same as you? They are girls

I ran on her and said, "do you know you're a girl? Congratulations! Your gender awareness is not completely blurred yet! "

Xi'er led the way in front of us and said, "OK, OK! Still noisy

We went into the bathroom, two hands at the same time into the sink, Xi'er has put hot water in it, I and Lin Xi'er's hands are put in the hot water!

From the washing mirror to see the two people this embarrassed look, the three of us can't help laughing again.

The method of warm water bubble wash doesn't work, this strong glue is too sticky, it seems that only to go to the hospital and let the doctor have a special way to separate our hands!

The problem is that it's almost two o'clock in the morning. The hospital is quite far away from here. Even if there is a clinic nearby, it may not be open. Besides, if we go to the hospital or clinic now to solve the problem, we won't go to bed almost tonight!

Finally, we jointly decided to solve the problem tomorrow morning, but this joint decision gave rise to a big problem and a number of small problems.

The big problem is that between now and tomorrow morning, I have to keep in line with Lin Xi'er's actions, or even follow suit! A number of small problems, such as washing face, brushing teeth, bathing is impossible! Unless it's a mandarin duck bath!

Of course, tonight we are destined to sleep together in the same bed, and we can't be too far away from each other. We can only sleep in the same bed, and we also have to cuddle tightly, because we have a palm completely adhered together!

Shit! Like those Siamese babies on TV!

"All right! Siamese babies! It's too late. You'd better rest early! " Xi'er smiles at me and Lin Xi'er, who are sitting beside the bed side by side.

It's late enough! It's almost two o'clock in the morning!

I nodded and said, "go to bed first! You've been busy all day. You have a lot to do tomorrow! "

Xi'er nodded to me and Lin Xi'er and said, "I'll go first. Good night to you"Sister! Don't go Lin Xi'er asked with a cry.

Xi'er looked back at her and said, "what's the matter?"

"Sister! You don't know, this guy's a geek! You're leaving, and I'm finished! He'll insult me! Sister! Don't go

Play! You go on! I don't know if you can be a little more pretentious? Shit! I wish I could sleep with her!

Xi'er said with a smile: "don't be silly! I don't think Gu Yang is that kind of person! "

Still Xi'er knows me!

"Sister! I really dare not sleep. I'm afraid that if I fall asleep, he will become a werewolf! " Lin Xi'er looks at her elder sister eagerly and continues to act coquettishly.

OK! younger sister! You wait! Thank you for reminding me to insult you at night! that 's ok! I remember!

"I'm really sleepy. You all have a rest early! " Xi'er said with a smile.

Lin Xi'er pinched and said, "elder sister, will you stay with me? Please

Xi'er's cheek is slightly red, and she opens her mouth, without saying anything. I raised my hand and gathered my hair.

Xi'er can stay, of course, I'd like to. The question is, where can she stay to sleep? Bed?

"What a dream Xi'er waved to me and said, then he opened the door and went out.

When I turned back with the door, her eyes stayed on my face for a moment. I felt that her eyes were different.

I suddenly had a thrill, right! Xi'er seems casual on the surface, but doesn't she care that Lin Xi'er and I are in the same room for a good night? With my understanding of women, no matter how tolerant and magnanimous a woman is, she will not have a little thought in the face of such a situation? Even though the person I sleep with is her own sister!

But, but, is there any better way?

After the door was closed by Xi'er, Lin Xi'er turned to stare at me and said, "I warn you! Gu! If you touch me! I'll kill you! " She had an alert look on her face.

I turned to stare at her and said, "don't worry! I will make you satisfied First rape and then kill, then rape and then kill, and so on!

She said angrily, "don't you dare! Hooligan

I stood up, raised a hand, stretched: "how can I feel a little bit of wedding night! Ha ha ha

"Hooligans!" She scolded me.

I said, "OK! It's said that a moment of spring and night is worth thousands of gold! Lady! It's time to undress! "

She raised her knee and ran into my crotch.