The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I quickly put down my arm, rubbed it back and forth on the beach pants, turned to look at Lin Xi'er, and said with a smile, "how can it happen? I'm learning from Jeff! yes! I'm learning from Jeff's orchid finger! Ha ha ha

Lin Xi'er looked at me and said, "good! You learn from Jeff, don't you? Go back and I'll let Jeff teach you! "

I Leng for a while, feel the nose quickly declined her good intention. I said, "no! Don't do that to me

Shit! I get goose bumps when I see that sissy! Don't let him teach me!

Lin Xi'er glanced at me and snorted, "let's go! What are you doing? Go to the beach

I also looked back at Xi'er, her white dress is so beautiful! Of course, it's because she is beautiful, beautiful and has such temperament that this dress is so beautiful, elegant and refined!

Of course, of course, her swimsuit will be more beautiful! At the thought of Xi'er wearing a swimsuit, my heart was already pounding!

"Hello! Hooligan Lin Xi'er kicked me, stared at me and said, "Why are you staring at my sister so lustily?"

I suddenly looked back at her, heart beat faster, I faltered: "no, no I see my brother! Hao Jian Working in your sister's company, senior graphic designer is a genius! "

It seems that I'm a lust fan. It's so obvious that it has attracted Lin Xi'er's attention! Is my hue that obvious?

Lin Xi'er raised her face and looked at me with her arms in her arms. She looked at me with great significance: "is that right

I avoided her eyes, lowered my face and raised my hand to touch my nose. "Of course," I said! If you don't believe it, ask him! His name is Hao Jian... "

Lin Xi'er is noncommittal to my words, but continues to stare at me with great significance: "Gu Yang, let me ask you a question?"

"What's the problem?" I looked up at her and said with a smile, "just ask! I know everything, I say everything

She stared at me, snorted and said, "do you think my sister is beautiful?"

When I looked at her, I was stunned and hesitated for two seconds. Then I said with a smile, "beautiful Of course it's beautiful! You are as beautiful as your sister

"Well," she said, still staring at me, "would you like my sister to be your girlfriend?"

I was stunned and looked at her with wide eyes. I didn't know what she wanted to say.

"Say it! Gu Yang She urged me and gave me a smile.

I stammered a little: "this How is that possible? You know, I don't know your sister very well... "

"I mean if! It's if! " She looked at me and said, "would you like my sister to be your girlfriend? Say it

I said with a smile, "but I haven't known your sister for a long time... "

"Don't interrupt!" She kicked me again, frowned at me and said, "do you just answer like it or not?"

I raised my hand to touch my nose and said with a smile, "I like it Which man doesn't like beautiful women as girlfriends? "

When I said that, Lin Xi'er laughed instead.

I said in a hurry, "what are you laughing at! Don't you mean if? "

Lin Xi'er suddenly tensed her expression, looked at me and said in a cold voice, "Gu Da hooligan, do you know? You are a typical whim! Toads want to eat swan meat

She looked at me and said, "don't daydream all the time! There are many buts in the world, but no ifs! Hooligan She said Gu Da hooligan with cadence!

Then she turned abruptly and walked quickly to the door of the hotel.

I was stunned in the same place, directed at her back, scolded her three times, and then quickly ran after her.

This hotel is not big, but it is very characteristic. The most important thing is that it is very close to the beach, just like some houses go out on the street, this hotel goes out on the sea.

Sea, sea! You are so big! Moreover, at the moment, your magnificent jade body is displayed in front of my eyes!

When I came to the city, I felt completely different. There were wide streets, palm trees and coconut trees everywhere. There is a unique smell in the air, that is the taste of the sea, a little sweet, a little astringent, and a little bitter.

Endless blue sea, warm sunshine, white tide, golden beach, a beautiful oil painting by the sea, people in the painting.

The furthest is the misty sea level, the seagulls flying close to the sea, then some white sailboats, surfing skateboards, and then the swimmers. On the beach are colorful suns and men and women in colorful swimsuits.

Lin Xi'er and I quickly entered the painting and joined the crowd of laughter.

I said I was going to rent a sun umbrella and a reclining chair. Lin Xi'er stopped me.

"We don't need those. It's so comfortable to just lie in the sand," she said. Let's go swimming first and then come back for a sand bath. What do you think? "I said: "you are a leader, I am a subordinate, my opinions are for your reference only!"

She gave me a smile and said, "Well! That's good! Come on! First push sunscreen for me, and I'll have a good skin with wheat color after a while! "

I said: "all obey the leadership arrangement."

The two of us came to an area with few people. We went to a place not far from the tide and piled up two soft sand beds.

This monster's figure naturally has no words, not tall not short, not fat not fat, everything is just right, standard figure! She is wearing a red one-piece swimsuit. Her body is exquisitely curved, and it shows the mountains and the dew. She really looks like a ridge from the horizontal and a peak from the side, with different heights from the far to the near.

Looking horizontally and laterally is different from high and low, but it's still static. Life lies in movement, and moving things are full of vitality. In the sand bed, Lin Xi'er looks like a girl because she is happy. She jumps, bends and turns suddenly

I pile sand bed in my hand, but I can't help following her graceful posture.

The sky is high, the water is broad, the sea breeze is gusty, and the air is mixed with a peculiar salty smell of the seaside.

The tide came one after another Wow Wow... " The sound is wonderful and beautiful, as if playing music for the happy crowd.

The nearer to the sea, the wetter the sand is. The white tide brings up many conches, red, yellow, white, black, colorful and of different shapes.

"Wow! What a big conch Lin Xi'er yelled at me like a child and pointed to a big conch in the sand.

The conch was really big. One part of it was still buried in the sand, bigger than the sea bowl. Lin Xi'er stooped to dig it out and took it to the front of her eyes to observe it carefully. Her sexy little mouth was still sobbing.

I squatted on the ground to make a sand bed, looked up at her and reminded her, "you'd better be careful..."

I haven't finished my words yet, her hand seems to be clamped by something!

She called "ouch" and threw away the big conch.

"What kind of conch is this? Why do you bite? " She turned to look at me and said angrily.

I looked up at her, first in a daze, and then burst out laughing, straight down on the sand.

"Hello! Do you have humanity? I was bitten by a conch. How do you mean to laugh? " She looked at me sullenly.

I said with a smile: "conch can't bite! Miss! It must be a crab that bit you! Such a big conch must be the most luxurious villa for crabs! Ha ha ha

"Then why didn't you say that earlier?" She glared at me and kicked the conch in anger.

I said: "I didn't have time to say it! You just... "

She hummed, "hateful crab! How could it hide in a conch? That's true

I looked at her and said with a smile, "this is a hermit crab!"

"What is a hermit crab?" She asked me strangely.

"The hermit crab is a kind of crab without a hard shell. In order to protect themselves, they beat the conch and live in its shell."

"I'm pretty good at thinking about it!" She tilted her face and exclaimed, as if she was not angry with the crab. I said: "of course, crabs have a better way than you!"

After I graduated from University, I came to the city and stayed there for three years. I know a lot about the nature of the sea and the knowledge of marine biology. Then I told Lin Xi'er the story of hermit crab.

The surface of the hermit crab is soft and not covered by the shell, which makes it easy to get in and out of the shell, and the abdomen degenerates, leaving only the tail barb, which can hook the shell shaft and not be pulled out by the enemy. The fourth and fifth chest feet also shrink and degenerate, making the body more able to shrink into the shell. These evolved characteristics make it very suitable for carrying the empty shell left by the dead shellfish.

The English name of the hermit crab is "hermit", which means that the hermit crab is like a hermit crab, hiding in the shell from time to time. It always carries the shell life that it sojourns, meets the enemy to shrink into the shell immediately, this kind of seemingly weak and incompetent personality, but its survival way! In the sandy sea floor, the shell of the hermit crab is like an oasis in the desert. It is the only place where many benthos can "stand". Therefore, with this home, it can live well in places where many other animals can't live! Darwin's natural selection and the natural selection process of survival of the fittest are also suitable for human beings.

From the hermit crab, I get three enlightenments:

if we are too weak, we should take advantage of the situation to strengthen ourselves and make efforts. It's hard to say. It's like a fox pretending to be a tiger.

Some people look very hard on the surface and live like a hedgehog. In fact, they are very fragile, very soft and tough on the inside. They are just deliberately disguised. The weaker the inside, the more they have to pretend to be tough on the surface.

I always think that man is more ferocious than any animal, and the aggressive nature of animals is completely out of instinctive self-protection. For example, Lin Xi'er is caught by a crab because Lin Xi'er wants to destroy his villa. People's aggressiveness is to encroach, in order to better satisfy their own desires. Animals are simpler than people. Sometimes dogs don't care more about feelings.

After listening to my story about the hermit crab, Lin Xi'er looked at me with a little admiration and said, "Gu Yang, it seems that you really know a lot about it!"I said with a smile, "Miss Lin, you flatter me. I'm just interested in zoology, so I would like to know about it. How can I thank you so much? Ha ha ha

Lin Xi'er looked at me, blinked his eyes and said, "but animals are still aggressive. Don't hermit crabs invade conch shells?"

I waved my hand and said with a smile: "in fact, hermit crab is a recycler with the concept of environmental protection. They all live in the empty shells left by shellfish after they die. They can be used as waste as long as they are cleaned up. They will never kill shellfish to get their shells! An empty shell can change many tenants until it's broken. If the big hermit crab wants to "change" the shell of the small hermit crab, it will use its shell to "knock" the small crab out! "

"How interesting Lin Xi'er looked at me with a smile and said.

I said, "yes! The world of animals is also rich and colorful! That's the micro world. Ah! As a matter of fact, I'm ok with the hermit crab. We rent 500 or 600 yuan a month to live in such a small room. The hermit crab can live in such a big villa for free! Ha ha ha

Lin Xi'er chuckled, blinked at me and said, "why don't you go to the sea and get a big conch and move it home, and then you'll live in the conch like a hermit crab?"

"Mushrooms are cool!" I touched my nose and said with a smile, "I mean it!"

"Well, well," Lin Xi'er came over and said, lying on the sand bed, "push the sunscreen quickly, and you can have a good skin color after a while!"

"Will you help me push later?" I said.

She gave me a smile and said, "of course, it's reciprocity."