The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"First, please don't trouble Gu Yang any more. He didn't do anything too much to me! If I see you rough him again, I will never want to see you again in my life! Second, please don't interfere in my private life any more. Everyone has the right to choose his own private life, and no one has the right to interfere! " Hu Xuejiao stares at Sun Hongbing and says.

Sun Hongbing turned to stare at me, then turned to Hu Xuejiao and hesitated: "this..."

Hu Xuejiao threw away his arm and said angrily, "don't you agree? Don't agree! In the future, we will never be the same! Let's not let the well run against the river! If you're pestering me, call the police! " Then she turned abruptly and strode to the door of the roof.

In a hurry, sun Hongbing chased Hu Xuejiao out, reached out to stop her, and said in a loud voice, "I promise, I promise, can't I promise?"

Hu Xuejiao stood still, stared at Sun Hongbing and said, "OK! Please keep your word later

Sun Hongbing nodded and said, "count! Count! Absolutely

"What are you doing? Go downstairs Hu Xuejiao said harshly, "you are absent without permission now! Who told you to fight on the roof? Believe it or not, I'll go to Mr. Lin and raise your profile! "

"Yes! I'll go downstairs now! " Sun Hongbing scratched his head in response.

He turned to look at me and hummed at me, his eyes were still cold. Seeing that Hu Xuejiao was staring at him, he took back his eyes and said with a smile, "I'll go downstairs now!" Then he turned and walked out of the door of the roof.

Hu Xuejiao turned around, her eyes and my eyes touched in the air, she did not say anything, I did not say, they looked at each other for a few seconds, she turned out of the door.

After they left, I still stood on the rooftop like a sculpture. I don't understand. Besides Hu Xuejiao, who else would tell sun Hongbing that Hu Xuejiao and I went to the hotel on Saturday night?

On Friday night, my cell phone rang. It was Hao Jian. I picked it up and put it in my ear.

"Miss me?" I said as I ate.

"I miss you so much!" Hao Jian is on the other side of the mobile phone, laughing like actor Feng Gongjian.

I said, "don't think I'll die."

"What," Hao Jian said with a cheap smile at the end of his mobile phone, "we are good brothers. How can I miss your death? I miss you so much

I said: "count you still have a little conscience, this is more or less a little warm."

"The key is," Hao Jian said in a deep voice after a pause at the end of his mobile phone, "who will pay me the thousand yuan when you die?"

I put down my chopsticks and yelled at the end of my cell phone: "you bitch! I said, how can you call me? It turned out to be a debt collection. I'll transfer the 1000 to your account in a moment, and you'll get 100 million? Get out of here! I'm eating! "

"You see, you see," Hao Jian said with a cheap smile at the end of his mobile phone, "what kind of world is this? Those who are in debt are upright, while those who are in debt are humble! If I were a usurer, I would have killed you eight hundred times. "

I said, "good! You cut me! You don't have the guts to be quiet! I'm eating. Don't disturb my appetite

"Shit! What attitude Hao Jian said with a cheap smile at the end of his mobile phone, "do you think my brother will put 1000 yuan in his eyes? I'm here to give you warmth! "

"Thank you! I'm very warm, "I said," you keep it for yourself, you are so dark inside, and you send warmth out? You're not afraid of being cold-blooded? I don't want to say that. Will you spare me? Can I have a quiet dinner? "

"Yes! You're growing up! When I didn't say anything! bye! no Never again Hao Jianchen said in a voice, but he still didn't hang up.

I knew he was trying to keep me awake, and I said, "what's the good news?"

I know he's waiting for me!

Hao Majian said with a smile, "shall we go swimming by the sea? Go to the city

I was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "are you ok? What are you doing there? Can't swimming hold you? Do you want to go to the seaside

"OK, if you don't go, you won't go," said Hao Jian on his mobile phone. "If it wasn't for our company's activities this weekend, I don't want to go either."

"Wait a minute," I said, changing my cell phone to the other hand, "do you think your company is engaged in activities? What kind of activities? It's just August, and it's not national day. "

Hao Jian said on his mobile phone: "it's said that Wuyi Simei received a super order this year, and the customers were in a hurry. Many people didn't have a rest on May Day. President Lin promised to make compensation to those who worked overtime on May day after the event. In addition to financial compensation, he also promised to have an integrated tour, and finally chose the city."

"So you, Mr. Lin, are going too?" I hold on to my cell phone.

"President Lin said that she would lead the team by herself this time. When the general manager of our company heard that she would lead the team in person, the crowd was very excited. All the men who worked overtime during May Day signed up to participate, without exception!"

The general manager said: "I feel your nose very ordinary!"

Hao Jian said at the end of his mobile phone: "of course. Didn't you call me that day to say that President Lin is really charming? I dare say that as long as it's a man, it's impossible not to be attracted to her! "Last time I heard the proposal in Simei ad, I didn't run into Hao Jian, so after I left Simei ad, I called him. I did say that to him at the time.

I said, "do you know where I am now?"

He asked where it was?

I said, "I'm always with you Lin!"

He said, "your vital capacity is too big to blow a cow so high!"

I said, "when did you see me boast?"

"That's true," he said. Did you really meet our general manager? "

I said, "are you dirty? She's your boss, and she's not who you are. Are you still hiding from your friends? "

He said, "don't do me wrong! How can I cover you? "

I said: "remember the last time I asked you who was the boss of Simei advertising?"

"I remember," he said. What's the matter? "

I said, "you didn't tell me."

He said, "didn't you want to keep your appetite

I said, "then you never told me!"

He said, "you will ask again later."

I said, "that's true. I'm too busy with my own business to care about anything else. "

He said, "shit! Then you still blame me? What cover, you destroy my image

I said, "do you have an image?"

He said, "I'm very impressive! I don't see that I'm so handsome. "

You said, "I'm very pictographic! You are known to be respectable and shameless. "

He said, "where on earth are you?"

I said, "listen to the proposal in your company's conference room."

He said, "is it true or not? I saw a couple enter the conference room just now. It turned out that it was your proposal for beautiful dress! Why don't you come and greet me? "

I said, "I'm afraid to disturb you."

"During the break, we smoke and talk," he said

I said, "I'm not here anymore."

He said, "are you there or not?"

I said, "good question! It was half an hour ago. Now your company is downstairs. "

He said, "grass! I didn't say it earlier

I said, "I've been busy."

He said, "have you really met Mr. Lin?"

I said, "yes."

What did he say? I said I didn't know.

He said, "do you have any physical defects?"

I said, "psychologically, maybe physically."

He said, "you didn't feel it when you met Mr. Lin?"

I said, "didn't I feel that way?"

He said, "so you don't know?"

I said, "I don't know. I don't know how to describe it. How beautiful is she? I can't tell. How good is she? I can't tell. All the adjectives were eclipsed at the sight of her

He said: "see her, even you eloquence so good people, are dumb."

I'm right. He said you believe it this time?

I said yes. He said he was more attractive than the general manager of your company, right?

I said I didn't know. He said, "why don't you know again?"

I said: "I ask you, who is more beautiful, Xi Shi or Diao Chan?"

"I don't know," he said

I said, "that's all right!"

"Xi Shi has the beauty of Xi Shi, Diao Chan has the beauty of Diao Chan," he said

I said that children can be taught. Did he say I'll teach you? I have read countless women!

I said, "it's time you changed your mantra next time!"

He said, "how do you always feel when you see Lin?"

I said, "what's the difference between loving and not loving? In your opinion... "

"If I love a woman, I want to take her hand for a walk. If I don't love a woman, I want to drag her to bed," he said

I said that children can be taught.

He said, "grass! You are not in love with us, are you

I said, "don't I have the right to love someone?"

He said, "it's not fair! I'll see your general manager next time. Is it as beautiful as you say? "

I said: "welcome to the work of dress guidance of beauty."

He said, "definitely. You don't mean your beautiful clothes are beautiful! I like that kind of working environment! "

I said, "look at women, look at women. Does it have anything to do with work? Why don't we swap, you come to the company, I go to your company? "

"It's a good proposal," he said

I said, "let me know when you think about it. I'll hang up first. I have to see Yuelao. "

What did he say? I said to ask Yuelao for help, so that you can fall in love with me!

He said you could die.

I couldn't help laughing when I thought of the conversation with Hao Jian that day."What are you laughing at? Speak up Hao Jian urged me on your mobile phone.

I came back and said to my mobile phone, "I'm listening to you! Go on

"Can you give me some reaction?" Hao Jiandao.

I said with a smile, "OK! I totally agree with you. Mr. Lin is really charming! Attractive girls naturally have no lack of appeal to men. "

"President Lin has always had a strong appeal. Moreover, her appeal is invisible. She doesn't need slogans, and she doesn't need to say anything. As long as she has a look or a gesture, I believe that the men in the company will move forward without hesitation, and her former servants and successors will die without regret. This is her unique charm!" Hao Jian is on the mobile phone.

He said one word at a time to Mr. Lin. it seems that even this playboy who has never respected women is respectful to Mr. Lin!

I lit a cigarette, took two puffs and said with a smile, "it seems that you are one of them! Are you Mr. Lin your target, too? "

Hao Jianjian said with a smile: "I read countless beauties. There are many kinds of women, and there are many kinds of beauties. There is no doubt that President Lin belongs to the best of the best. Even a man who is so picky about food can hardly find any defects in her."

"Perfect?" I concluded.

"Brilliant! That's what I mean. If I can sleep with her for one night, Hao Jian will die without regret! " Hao Jian said with a cheap smile at the end of his mobile phone.

"You're going to die!" I angrily rushed to the end of the cell phone and said, "you have the face to blaspheme Xi'er."

At this point, I immediately stopped, because I consciously made a slip of the tongue.

"Shit! Why are you so excited? " Hao Jian said at the end of his mobile phone, "I'm just masturbating. Lin Xi'er is the goddess in men's mind!"

"Do you know that she is the goddess in men's mind?" I puffed out a smoke and said, "is goddess used for erotic? Goddess is used to worship, is used to admire, is used to cherish! Is it right for you to blaspheme her? "

Hao Jian said with a cheap smile on his mobile phone: "did you take the wrong medicine? I said, "Mr. Lin, what are you so excited about?"

I said with a smile, "am I excited? Maybe I'm excited. I just don't think you deserve to desecrate Mr. Lin? "

"Why?" Hao Jian said on his mobile phone, "how do I feel that you seem to be familiar with us, Mr. Lin?"

I said with a smile, "don't you know? Yuelao has come to light. Brother, you Lin Zong have fallen in love with me! "

Before I finished, Hao Jian laughed at the end of his mobile phone and said, "man, it's not your vital capacity problem now, it's your brain problem now!"

I said with a smile: "maybe! Maybe it's my brain! "

"Well, I'll have dinner with your sister-in-law. First of all." Hao Jian is on the mobile phone.

I said, "wait a minute!"

"What's the matter?" Hao Jiandao.

I said, "didn't you say you were going to swim by the sea?"

"If you don't go, I'm too lazy to go." Hao Jianchen said in a voice.

I said with a smile: "our good friends! How can I spoil your fun? What's the time and place to start tomorrow? "