The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Damn it! If you have the ability, try again! Try you again

We all turned around and looked at him. He reached out and pointed to a young man with chestnut red hair and a Tremella nail outside the card holder.

And Hu Xuejiao is tugging at him, because sun Hongbing wants to fight with the stud man!

I seem to understand something. I quickly help Hu Xuejiao hold sun Hongbing. Xie Peng and Gao Wan also get up and move forward

The earnail man was not alone. There were several young men dressed strangely around him. Maybe they were frightened by sun Hongbing's roar, or they saw that there were more people on our side than them. The young man with chestnut red hair bent down to smoke and kept silent

Sun Hongbing still pointed at the earring man and said, "damn you! Want to touch my woman, want to taste the hardness of my fist? Come on! You have a choice with me! Come on Sun Hongbing is as angry as a lion, jumping.

Fortunately, several of us held him. Hu Xuejiao alone certainly couldn't hold him. And a few young men in strange clothes on the other side also pulled the stud man.

One of the young men also accompanied a smile round a field: "big brother! sir , lift your hand high that i may pass under it as under your mercy! My brother is drinking a little too much tonight! I didn't know it was your girl! High hand, high hand Then he gave sun Hongbing two boxing salutes!

"Coward! Fuck you! There is no quantity of wine, no courage to lust, there is a kind of your mother don't go! Look, I won't step on your paws! "

The earnail man was going to leave with interest. When he heard the words behind Sun Hongbing, he broke away from his companion and suddenly turned to face sun Hongbing

His companion rushed up and held him by force!

Hu Xuejiao scolded sun Hongbing and said, "OK, OK! Everyone else has apologized. What are you yelling at? "

Ignoring Hu Xuejiao, sun Hongbing still points to the stud man provocatively and says, "what? Want to do it? Do you want to go out and find a place to end it? Nima is dumb! Coward

I persuaded sun Hongbing: "forget it! Everyone is here to have fun! patch up a quarrel and reconcile the parties concerned! Calm down! "

Hu Xuejiao is right. If someone apologizes, there are more people who drink too much in the bar. What's the point with a drunken person! If we drink too much later, we can't guarantee that we won't touch the strange woman around us, can we? What's more, there are all kinds of people in the bar. If you don't do anything out of line, just bear it!

I picked up the fat and thin hooligans at the door of the bar at that time, and I didn't expect that they would come to the door to revenge in the future! So, if you don't keep a grudge, it doesn't mean that everyone doesn't keep a grudge!

The earnail man was held up by several friends and forced to go to the other side. The earnail man spat on the ground, reached for sun Hongbing, and said in a cold voice: -- I remember your face Go back and ask God to bless you. You'd better not meet me in the future! "

Sun Hongbing wants to get angry and is drunk by Hu Xuejiao.

A few of us pulled him back and pushed him down on the sofa.

Xie Peng picked up the cup and said to sun Hongbing, "boss, what are we going to do with that kind of people! Drink, drink! Boss, here's to you! "

Sun Hongbing lit a cigarette and took two mouthfuls of it. Instead of drinking it immediately, he looked at Xie Peng and said in a loud voice, "what do you know! This is a problem, who touch my woman, I have no end with him, I will fight with him He also raised his face and glanced at me.

Sun Hongbing then said: "if you want to touch my woman, I'll cut off his paws! If you hadn't pulled me today, I would have knocked over that dog! "

Hu Xuejiao glanced at Sun Hongbing and said, "the man didn't touch it again. He just touched my hand. What's the matter with you! That's true She took her glass and drank it for herself. She frowned at Sun Hongbing and said, "besides, when did I become your woman? Why do you... "

I know what Hu Xuejiao is going to say. I secretly pull her clothes and signal him to stop talking.

Hu Xuejiao held her mouth, took another glass of wine and drank it dry!

The air was a little frozen, and Xie Peng was busy getting up to be a peacemaker. He looked at everyone with a smile, lifted his glass and proposed, "now we're going to officially start the second round. Before the start of the second round, I will give you a topic to do, who guessed, can drink less! But say the answer in five seconds! Finally, I would like to remind you that anyone who answers wrong will be fined one cup! "

"Good!"

Xing min and I responded almost in unison. Then we looked at each other and quickly moved our eyes away.

Xie Peng looked at everyone with a smile and said, "what horse has only two legs?"

Everybody frowned and thought

But Hu Xuejiao immediately replied: -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

Xie Peng said, "what mouse has only two legs?"

Hu Xuejiao was the first to reply: "Mickey Mouse."

Xie Peng said with a smile, "what duck has only two legs?"

Xing min quickly replied, "Donald Duck!"

"Wrong!" Hu Xuejiao looked at Xing min Dao, then looked at everyone happily and said, "all ducks have only two legs!"I feel dizzy! What a topic! Is this still a brain twister? Shit! If you haven't seen this idiot's question in advance, who can answer it? Then you have to turn around 88 times?

"Ha ha!" Hu Xuejiao looked at Xing min with a smile and said, "Xing min! You'll get yourself a penalty! And I, drink three less! Ha ha ha

Xie pengxiao looked at Hu Xuejiao and said, "Jiaojiao, have you seen this question before?"

"You don't care about that," Hu Xuejiao said triumphantly. "You don't stipulate what you've seen before, do you?"

"That's, that's," Xie pengxiao said, looking at Hu Xuejiao. Then he turned to look at Xing min, and then he turned to smile at Hu Xuejiao and said, "Jiao Jiao, min'er is too strong to drink. I'll drink that for her!"

Hu Xuejiao cut and said, "how can that work? You can't drink wine on behalf of others. Do you understand the rules? " She looked at Xie Peng and Xing min carefully and said, "why do you drink for her? What's your relationship? What kind of work? Be honest

"You misunderstood, Jiaojiao," Xie Peng continued with a smile. "We big men should know how to be compassionate, right? I'm sorry for you. That's what I mean

Hu Xuejiao tilted her head to think for a while, looked at Xing min and Xie Peng and said, "well, I'll give min'er a question. If she answers correctly, this glass of wine will be free. If you can't answer, you can't avoid a fine for drinking. You have to pay another fine! How's it going? "

Xie Peng pretended to be surprised and looked at Hu Xuejiao and said, "Jiaojiao, are you a little too cruel? Now it's two cups! "

Hu Xuejiao said: "if she wins, there will be none. Yes? I dare not gamble

I'm smoking and watching. Hu Xuejiao is a good gambler. If the view that life is a gamble is tenable, she must be a gambler! She's a woman playing with the heartbeat! Women who play bungee jumping in life!

"Make a question, please! Jiaojiao. " Xing min looks at Hu Xuejiao with her nose up. It seems that Hu Xuejiao's words have aroused her little fighting spirit.

Hu Xuejiao hummed: "I'll give you a few personal pronouns. You can connect them into a smooth sentence: I, she, he, like it. Prompt, no words, no punctuation! "

Xing min holds her cheek, frowns and thinks about it. Hu Xuejiao holds her chest in one hand and holds her wine cup in the other hand, looking at Xing min with pride.

Finally, Xing min gave up. She really couldn't figure out how these words could form a complete sentence without punctuation and any words?

Not only does she think so, but I think so too. I can't think of it. Xie pengsun and Hong Bing are too high for them to think of. It's funny to scratch one by one.

Hu Xuejiao announced the answer, she looked at everyone with a smile, very proud to say: "she likes him."

"What about me?" Sun Hongbing first protested.

Several of us immediately put forward the same protest. The sentence "she likes him" didn't put all the words "I, she, he, like" into the sentence? There's only one "I" left!

Hu Xuejiao sneered, looked at Sun Hongbing and said, "she likes him. What does it have to do with you? Ha ha ha

A moment of silence, and then we suddenly understand. It turned out that everyone was fooled by Hu Xuejiao! What a topic! It's a trick of swearing the other way around like "I'll kill you" and "you're strong and great". It's all deceiving!

Hu Xuejiao said, "she likes him. What does it have to do with you?" Maybe it was unintentional, but the listener sun Hongbing did. He looked a little annoyed. He sat quietly, smoking his cigarette

Hu Xuejiao doesn't pay attention to him at all. She is urging Xing min to drink.

Xing Min said, "I'm willing to take a gamble and admit defeat." he even drank two cups of Chivas at one go. Then pout a small mouth to mumble to say to be fooled by Hu Xuejiao, behind a problem should not count!

Xie Peng quickly leaned over to comfort her. His arm quietly reached behind Xing min again, stayed on the back of the sofa for a while, and then fell on Xing min's shoulder.

Xing min raised his face and looked at him quickly. He hesitated for a moment. At last, he didn't resist and let Xie Peng's arm go.

Xie Peng continued to laugh and amuse her. She listened carefully and sometimes responded, but her body seemed a little stiff

She threw a quick glance at me, and I happened to be looking at her and Xie Peng. Their eyes flicked away with a touch in the air.

The bars are still hot. Those urban men and women who are lit up by alcohol swing their bodies under the dim and ambiguous lights

Sometimes I have a whim. I once had such an idea. At the bar at zero hour, just when everyone forgot to go home, I suddenly turned off all the music in the bar. What would it be like? Will the scene suddenly become very embarrassing and ridiculous? The men and women who were rocking wildly one second ago were suddenly stunned, and their bodies were still in the posture of putting in one second ago!

That is absolutely a very absurd scene!

We had another round of wine, and it must be almost eleven o'clock.The atmosphere in the bar is getting better and better. The atmosphere is stirred up by alcohol and hormones. At this time, people will drink more violently and shake their bodies more violently!

We are all the same, because we are all men. The brains of several of us men are also getting excited. Alcohol and hormones have already reacted chemically in our bodies.

Xie Peng pulls Xing min from the sofa to dance. Xing min pinches and says he can't dance. Xie Peng takes the opportunity to say that I can teach you!

If a girl can't go swimming, we should tell her that if a man can't go swimming. Only when girls don't know, can we show the infinite power of men, and we can have the opportunity to teach them and "touch" them!

If a girl can dance, swim and play billiards, what should she do? don 't worry! There must be a way, people are intelligent animals, men are more intelligent! If girls are proficient in everything, we can do the opposite, we can pretend not to, so I can also achieve the goal of "contact" girls!

Hu Xuejiao seems to have drunk to the state, she directly ran to the front of the platform to jump, and then sweat dripping back. Of course, sun Hongbing accompanies him all the way. He doesn't dance. He still plays the role of his loyal bodyguard! To tell you the truth, watching Hu Xuejiao dance reminds me of some kind of African aboriginal dance, which is characterized by chest shaking! Hu Xuejiao is very enthusiastic. If sun Hongbing, who is tall and big, didn't guard the side, he would have provoked many strange men to dawdle. In bars, there are so many men who come here to hunt, because they are city hunters!

I sit on the sofa smoking, holding a glass of wine in my hand, drinking slowly without a mouthful, looking at those bodies full of Desire under the dim and ambiguous light.

Hu Xuejiao fanned the wind with her hand and went to the table. She looked at me angrily and said, "Why are you sitting here? Go dancing Then she took a glass of Chivas, touched it with me and drank it up.

I'll take it with my head up.

Hu Xuejiao invited me several times tonight, and I declined politely. I know sun Hongbing's temper. Today is Xie Peng's birthday. I don't want to spoil the scene!