The day I shared a flat with my female boss

With a smile, I looked down at the newspaper report to the effect that a man was fond of gambling, lost nine times and lost all his property. So he encouraged his girlfriend to go out to sell, so as to make money for him to continue gambling. His girlfriend loved him very much, so she went to the nightclub to sit on the stage under his carrot and stick. Later, she was caught during the anti pornography and illegal activities of the Public Security Bureau. At that time, the girl was working naked with a whore in the hotel room!

I put down the newspaper, looked up at Xing min and said with a smile, "it's nothing. When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds!"

Xing min frowned at me and disagreed with me.

"Brother," she said, "how can there be such a shameless man? How can he force a woman who loves him so much to sit on the stage? How disgusting! It's disgusting

There are so many such things! There are so many more extraordinary things than this! It's just that Xing min just came out of the University. Compared with the sinister and ugly society, the university campus is a pure place. Many students live the same life I lived in the University. It's a simple life of "two ears don't hear things out of the window, one mind only reads the books of sages".

There is a saying that if you are simple, the world will be simple.

This is absolutely said by idealists. In fact, if you are simple, the world is still very complicated.

I looked at Xing min with a smile and said, "min'er, you don't understand the danger of human nature. Some historians say that the whole history of human beings is actually a history of ugly people eating people!"

Xing min snorted and said: "that kind of man, if he is shot a hundred times, he will not get rid of his hatred. He should be dragged out to feed the pigs! I hate men who don't take women's feelings seriously, men who take advantage of women's love, and men who blaspheme love

She used three "most annoying" in a row, which shows that she hates that kind of man.

See her pout small mouth, shrug the wings of the nose, a pair of sad lovely appearance, I would like to reach out to shave her delicate nose.

But I held back. I couldn't do anything too ambiguous to her any more. In my opinion, this is intimacy. Not everyone can understand your intention correctly, including Xing min. Any of my words or any of my actions may be interpreted by her as something else.

I took back half my arm, lifted it up, and pretended to touch my forehead.

"Look at you," I said with a smile, "it's unnecessary to be so angry with a report. Many newspaper articles are made up. Although men are not striving for success now, good men are not extinct after all! There are still some infatuated men like those in aunt Qiongyao's love stories! "

"No," Xing min looked up at me quickly and said, "now I don't believe that there won't be any infatuated men in this world. I don't find any infatuated men, but I find a lot of unfeeling people!"

I looked at Xing min with a smile and opened my arms in a heroic manner:

"at any time, we can't lose our hope for the future and our lofty belief in love," I said in a loud voice in the tone of a speech, "platypus is not extinct, just like a good man! Although the current love market is depressed, but love will always have a prosperous day! There will be bread, there will be Martian man, there will be drops of everything

Xing min, amused by me, covered her mouth and gave a chuckle.

In fact, many seemingly reasonable words come from idealists, and many of the so-called classic sentences, on the other hand, seem more reasonable. For example, "there are all kinds of birds when the forest is big." I think it seems more reasonable to say that "there are all kinds of birds when the forest is big."!

It seems more reasonable to say that "if you are simple, the world will be simple", which means "if the world is simple, you will be simple". Complex tired heart, most people want to live a simple life, the problem is that complex society forces us to become complex! Campus life is very simple, so students' thinking is very simple! Especially the girls on campus, reading romantic novels, listening to lingering love songs, fantasizing about beautiful love, their world is like a fairy tale. Just like Xing min, they just don't visit the world.

Why do the criteria for choosing a mate change as soon as girls graduate and enter the society? I didn't say that those standards must be money and power, but at least there is no such simple love as "I love you, just because you walk past me in a snow-white shirt" in your school days!

"Brother," she said, looking at me, "you will Profane Love

I am a Leng, how is the thinking of this wench jumping? One will still be in the land of fish and rice, one will be in the south of colorful clouds.

I looked at her and said with a smile, "do you think my brother is a blasphemer of love?" Seeing that she bowed her head and said nothing, I then said in a loud voice, "well, min'er, I tell you that the reason why true love is still not extinct in this society is that there are still good men like me. We are holding the final position of pure love silently. We will fight to the end. If love speculators do not surrender, we will not stop fighting for a day! Ah! God! Let the storm be more severe! I am a petrel who bravely shuttles through the dark clouds! AhXing min was amused by me again and kept laughing

At this time, applause came from behind. Xing Minqi and I looked back together

Gao Wan stood behind us and looked at me with a smile. This guy is like a new thing coming out of the ground. He never makes any noise when walking. I've been scared by him several times.

"Wonderful! Wonderful Gao Wan looked at me with a smile, clapping and saying, "a wonderful declaration of true love!"

I said with a smile, "you're kidding! Just teasing little girls. "

Gao Wan came near and threw me a cigarette. He also lit one himself.

"I can see," he said, looking at me, "that you are very attractive to women."

"Just for fun," I said

At this time, Xie Peng also walked into the rest area and called to me from a long distance: "ah! Gu Yang! I have the latest news about the toilet door

I glanced at Xie Peng and said: "shit! You quit tomorrow! After my careful consideration, you are more suitable to be a paparazzi

Xie Peng clamped my neck from behind, and I couldn't breathe.

"Damn it! It turns out that in your eyes, a man is a paparazzi, "Xie Peng cried." your words hurt my heart. I hate you! "

"Hate, hate!" While struggling, I said with a smile, "hate is not terrible, love is terrible, because hate is born of love! Let go! Who will take care of you in the future

"Let go of it," Xie Peng said with a smile. "You can read my new word list upside down once."

Ha ha ha!

"Damn it! Do you want to deceive me with your little skill of carving insects? " I sneer a way, "elder brother, I would rather die than follow, you this fellow still want to trap me in the unkind, unfaithful, unfilial, blind your dog eye!"

Xie Peng did not give up. He said with a smile, "then read the sentence" brother Zhao, I have something to do with you. "

Human beings can't stop the excitement of copywriters playing word games!

"Don't be a hooligan, will you?" I said with a smile.

"How can I be a hooligan?" Xie Peng asked with a smile.

"In front of girls, you talk about such a colorful topic, which is tantamount to indirectly playing hooligans!" I exposed his trick without mercy.

Only in the place where Xing min was present, the boy was as excited as if he had been on a drug. He was eloquent, and all the meat and vegetables came together!

Xie Peng just let me go. He looked at me and at Xing min, who was blushing. "Hey, hey, hey," he laughed and scratched the back of his head.

"Seriously," I told him with a smile, "it's nice to say you're a hooligan! In essence, you are a kind of abnormal psychology. When you talk about it in front of girls, it's just to satisfy your obscene and low-level taste and convey your strong sexual hint to the listeners! "

"Hello Xie Peng was in a hurry. He rushed up to block my mouth and cried, "the more you talk, the more outrageous you are!"

"When it comes to your pain!" I said, "get rid of those dirty hands you just used in the bathroom! Come on

"If you change the topic, I'll let go. To tell you the truth, I usually don't wash my hands when I come out of the bathroom!" Xie Peng said.

"I Pooh!" I pushed him away and pointed to him, "don't come here! You dirty man

"In essence, you are the same as the hero of the elevator door and toilet door," I said, staring at him. "That is to say, your psychology is seriously distorted, you are abnormal! To be honest, did you do the elevator door and toilet door? "

Xing min quietly gets up, blushes and walks away.

I took a look at Xing min and accused Xie Peng of saying, "look! Min'er can't stand you any more! Virtue

Xie Pengchong shook his head at me and said, "please! Brother! You are so talkative! If you don't do MLM, I'm really sorry for you! You've told min to leave! " Then he glared at me and turned around to follow Xing min.

I laughed wickedly.

No way! My eloquence is really wonderful! If I don't do advertising planning, I can do too many things, because there are too many industries, in fact, I only need a sharp mouth!

Sales need a sharp mouth, doctors need a sharp mouth, women still need a sharp mouth. With a sharp mouth like a nuclear weapon, you can be invincible in the world! In Stephen Chow's movie, Tang Seng uses his mouth to talk the terrible monster to death! His power of cursing in the movie is almost catching up with the 18 dragon subduing palms!

After Xing min and Xie Peng left, Gao and I had a chat.

He mainly asked me about the promotion of the new scheme of beauty mall in summer. He didn't understand why Lin Xi'er suddenly changed her mind to continue to cooperate with Simei advertising? I said I'm not sure. It must be the decision of the top management of the company.

Gao Wan seemed puzzled. He puffed out a puff of smoke, looked at me and said, "what did Lin always tell you?"

I said with a smile: "what President Lin means is that I'm not responsible for the advertising promotion of the summer sales promotion of the beauty mall. She has given it to Simei advertising?""Did you and Mr. Lin go to Simei on Wednesday?" Gao Wan looked at me and said.

I flicked the ash, laughed at him and said, "yes! Mr. Lin and I went to the proposal meeting together. "

High end Oh, will be twisted out in the ashtray cigarette butt, a thoughtful look.

To tell you the truth, I don't like the high end. I know that as a person with connotation, I can't judge people by their appearance. I can't think that he is not a good person just because he is tall and has a sharp mouth. But I really don't trust him, so I have some reservations about what he says.

"This tie clip is beautiful!" Gao Wan extended his finger to the tie clip in front of my chest, which sister Qin gave me.

In fact, as soon as I finished high school, I stared at my tie clip. My small eyes were shining, which made me feel uncomfortable. Maybe it was because the tie clip that sister Qin gave me was too beautiful!

"Thank you," I said, looking down and smiling at Gao Wan. "It's from a friend!"

Gao Wan nodded and asked, "can you show me?"

"Do you want to take it off?" I said.

"May I?" Gao Wan said.

"Of course," I said jokingly, taking off my tie clip and handing it to Gao Wan, "free appreciation!"