The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"That's good," she said insidiously, "Gu Yang, if you dare to tell my sister about my drunkenness in the bar late at night, I'll make you look good! Do you hear me

Hearing her warning, I was relieved and thought that she was doing it. I thought she had found some suspicious signs from my and Xi'er's expressions? You scared me!

I looked back at her and said, "what are you talking about! Am I such a man of right and wrong? You don't think about it? I told your sister about your late night drunkenness. What can I get from it? There are no advantages, only disadvantages. What would I do with such a thing? Am I that stupid? I don't want to be kicked out of the company because of this. Isn't that too uneconomic! "

Lin Xi'er was choked by my words. She looked at me in a daze. After a long time, she glared at me and said, "count your intelligence! Hum

I don't want to entangle this problem with her any more. I pointed to the osmanthus tree in the front farmyard and said, "that osmanthus is very beautiful!"

There seems to be a lot of osmanthus trees in the southern suburbs. On the way in the afternoon, I was intoxicated by the fragrance of osmanthus. July chrysanthemum yellow, August osmanthus fragrance, now is the season of osmanthus fragrance. If only I could join hands with Xi'er to see Osmanthus fragrans!

"Creak!" The Ferrari came to a sudden stop on the side of the road.

My body center of gravity was again thrown on the seat back, I turned to stare at Lin Xi'er and said angrily: "please! Can you drive or not? There will be lives! "

Lin Xi'er glanced at me and hummed coldly. She didn't speak. But directly push the door, walk out of the car, and quickly walk to the door of the farmyard by the side of the road.

I poked my head out of the window and asked her, "Hello! What are you doing? "

"Take a picture!" She said, glancing at me.

I yelled at her back, "what are you shooting for?"

"Shoot osmanthus!" She said without looking back and went on.

I murmured in my heart, how did the enchantress suddenly become so leisurely and elegant? Thinking of me like this, I also pushed the door to get off, took out a cigarette, lit it, took two puffs, and chased Lin Xi'er

When we came to the gate of a farmyard, Lin Xi'er reached out and knocked on the door. There was no answer inside. She continued to knock hard twice, but there was still no answer

The two wooden doors didn't seem to be locked. With a little effort, Lin Xi'er pushed the door open. This is an ordinary family's small yard. The yard is very clean. There are many osmanthus trees planted in the yard, and there is a crooked old locust tree against the wall.

We walked into the door one after another, and I said, "it seems that no one is at home. It's not appropriate for us to break in like this?"

Lin Xi'er turned to me and said, "don't follow me if you are afraid! I'm not a burglar. I just want to go in and take some pictures Then she left me, went straight into the yard, took out her mobile phone, and began to shoot the osmanthus

"It's against the law to break into a private house!" I mumbled and followed her into the yard

How fragrant the yard is! There are many varieties of osmanthus trees, such as yellow, white, red and colorful. They are beautiful and fragrant, because the osmanthus is fragrant in the air of the yard?

I can't help but take out my mobile phone and shoot it, but just when Lin Xi'er and I were having a good time, a thrilling scene happened.

Two big black and gray dogs came in quietly from the door. I didn't look back by accident. Lin Xi'er and I didn't even find out when they came in. The eyes of the two dogs looked straight at Lin Xi'er and me. Their scarlet tongues drooped and their ears stood up vigilantly

My body is a little stiff, standing in the same place, dare not move, turned to Lin Xi'er and whispered: "ah! Ah, ah

I know that these dogs are actually very smart. They pay attention to tactics when attacking the same kind or human. If you are calm and generous, they will think you are a friend of their master. If you are flustered and at a loss, they will think you are an enemy of their master. That way, they will attack people, and what they fear most is those mad dogs who are not vaccinated against rabies!

Lin Xi'er turned to glance at me and said impatiently, "what are you always doing? Don't you see that I'm taking pictures?"

Her voice stopped, as if she had been suddenly cut off. She stared at the two dogs at the door, her face turned white, and her mobile phone fell to the ground

Before she screamed, I reminded her in time, "don't run! Don't yell! Do you hear me

"Well What are we going to do? " She looked at me in horror and said, shaking her voice.

I reminded her, "pick up your cell phone first, and I'll see if I can lead the two dogs away!"

Lin Xi'er stoops down to pick up the mobile phone on the ground and steps back in fear. She only hears "bang Dang" and kicks out a tin can with her heel

Before I could react, the two big gray and black dogs began to bark at me and Lin Xi'erSeeing the two dogs barking at her fiercely, Lin Xi'er squatted on the ground in horror, holding her head and screaming

As soon as she screamed, the two mad dogs were even more irritated. They barked at us more fiercely and approached us as they barked, getting closer and closer

The smaller dog is guarding the gate of the hospital. The bigger dog is approaching Lin Xi'er. The two mad dogs have a tacit understanding! It seems that the possibility that I try to take Lin Xi'er away from the door is very small.

I stepped back two steps and touched a thick stick. I grabbed the stick and pointed to the old locust tree by the wall. I said to Lin Xier, "hurry up! You climb the tree first

The Sophora tree is a natural "ladder". It is very close to the wall. The trunk is as thick as a telegraph pole, which is inclined and easy to climb. One of the big branches extends to the top of the wall! Climb the old locust tree, if not, you can jump directly from the wall!

Seeing her squatting, I said in a loud voice, "come on! I don't know if these two dogs are mad dogs. If they bite them, it's no joke to get rabies! Climb up the tree

Lin Xi'er looked up at me and said, "I My legs are soft I can't stand up... "

I feel dizzy! Isn't the witch scared to pee?

While waving the stick in my hand to scare the big dog that was approaching us, I approached Lin Xi'er, reached out to help her, and dragged her back under the locust tree

"Go up!" I said, "don't worry, I will support you below!"

I overestimated her strength. She worked hard for half a while and only climbed to the middle and lower third of the tree trunk. I can see that she has tried her best, but she can't climb up any more. If she climbs up, she will slide down. If she climbs up, she will slide down again! So repeatedly, like a stupid rabbit!

"Oh! I I can't do anything about it.... " Lin Xi'er said angrily.

I waved my stick to scare the dog, looked back at her and said, "try again!"

When I looked back again, Lin Xi'er climbed to the middle and lower third of the tree trunk, and she was going to slip down to the ground again. I ran over and stretched out my hand to support her hips

Her body suddenly trembled and scolded me: "hello What are you touching me for? "

She pursed and twisted, climbing on the tree, like a koala in the Amazon virgin forest!

Lin Xi'er looked down and saw that I was staring at her buttocks. She said angrily, "what are you looking at! I'll dig your eyes out, believe it or not? " She was a little puffy because she had climbed so hard.

I said, "all right! Just hang on like that

"No!" She panted above me, "help me up! Hurry up

"You said it I answer, raise palm to support her buttock again!

"Ah She let out a small scream and trembled again.

"What's the matter?" I said.

"Get your hands off me! Asshole... " She looked down at me angrily and kicked me

"Good! But you said it I said with a sly smile.

I waved the stick in my hand to scare the big dog and looked up at her hanging on the tree. I wanted to see how long she could last? As we all know, women have no strength in their hands!

Sure enough, her body began to slide down, the efforts ahead will soon fall short! She exclaimed, "come on! Gu Yang, help me! I can't hold on... "

"Don't you want me to help you?"

"But why do you help me there..."

"If I don't help you, where can I help you?"

"Ah She screamed again, holding the arms of the branches above and shaking, her body was tottering, and she was about to fall from the tree like a cicada dizzy by the scorching sun!

I dashed up with an arrow step, holding her hips with both hands again, and her body trembled again. But this time, instead of swearing, I said, "push! Try harder! Quick... "

With a sly smile on my face, I took the opportunity to grab her. Her body suddenly trembled, and she turned back and said, "asshole! Why did you catch me there... "

"Didn't you say you wanted me to push?" I laughed and looked up at her.

Lin Xi'er looked back at me angrily and said, "I want you to push me up Dead rascal

"Oh! That's my misunderstanding! " I smile and push her up.

"Almost there! Come on! Push! Come on... " Lin Xi'er screamed breathlessly, her buttocks wriggling in front of my eyes

"Are you ready?" I said.

"Soon! Soon Push! Push me hard... " She was still wheezing above me.

Shit! If someone walks by outside the wall and overhears our conversation, it would be strange not to misunderstand!

The higher she climbs, the wider my sight and the more scenery I can see

At this time, Lin Xi'er seemed to be aware of something, and suddenly turned back to warn me: "don't look around! Do you hear me Otherwise Or I'll kill you! "When I was stunned, I thought that this woman's sixth sense is really accurate! You don't need to look more to know which angle a man's eyes are looking at!

I said in a loud voice, "Hello! No mistake! I'll hold you down! You're still yelling on it! Am I that kind of wretched man? What a disgrace to my reputation

Seeing that I was upright, Lin Xi'er seemed to believe me. Her tone slowed down and she said, "I'm just warning you! Come on! Give me another push and I'll be there! "

Where are you? Ha ha ha.

She had climbed up the big lateral branch and held the trunk tightly!

I dropped my stick and climbed up. The two big dogs jumped under the locust tree and barked at me and Lin Xi'er

I walked along the cross of the old locust tree to the wall and jumped down. Then I looked up at Lin Xi'er and said, "come on! Come down! I catch you

Lin Xi'er squatted on the wall tremblingly. She looked at the ground in fear and did not dare to jump. She faltered and said, "I I dare not jump... "

I pulled a corner of my mouth and sneered: "it's really strange! And what you miss Lin dare not do! It's not easy! "

"You She glared at me and said, "don't take advantage of others! Hum

I looked up at her and said, "why do you always treat a gentleman like a villain? I don't mean to take advantage of people's danger. I mean to come forward to save people in times of danger, you know? Jump

She shook her throat, looked at me and muttered, "I don't jump!"

Talk back! I'll see if you jump! I looked up at her and said, "don't jump, right? If you don't jump, stay on it! In a moment, the two big dogs will come out from the door to pick you up! I'll go first. I'll see you at the company tomorrow! " With that, I turned around and left

"Hello! Hello, Hello! You come back... " She cried, shaking her voice behind me, with a cry.