The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Of course there is!"

"I'll tell you! How can you thank me? Hey, hey. "

"Don't worry! I'll thank you so much for coming to work tomorrow

"Don't be so polite, we are brothers!"

"Yes! Oh! To remind you, please call 120 ambulance to wait downstairs in advance

"Because I'm afraid you won't get an ambulance to the scene of the accident!"

"What? You want to hurt me? "

"Why? I just want to kill you! "

The next day at work, Xie Peng pestered me and yelled at me as soon as he saw me

He said, "Gu Yang, would you please ask min'er to make an appointment for me to meet alone today?"

He said: "Gu Yang, we agreed last night. You can't break your promise. You must help your brother to deal with it today."

He said, "Hello! Do you hear me? Why don't you talk? Why are you so depressed? Did you get caught eating woman tofu on the bus? I used to teach you that you can't do that. You can't do it openly. You have to cover it up with a newspaper! You can't grab it as soon as you reach up. It's not tofu, it's the holy thing for the Virgin mother to nurse the baby! "

Then he began to talk to me like Hao Jian.

He said, "Well! Are you dumb? If you break your promise to me this time, our brothers will not be able to do it. We will break up our friendship and go our separate ways. I'll have you as a friend again! "

In silence, I walked all the way to my desk. Then I took off my shoulder bag and put it in the cabinet under my desk.

I stood facing Xie Peng, staring at him without expression, slowly rolling up my sleeve

"Hello! What are you talking to? What are you stimulated by? Are you going to help or not? Min'er is coming soon. We agreed on the Internet last night. If you go back, my little heart can't stand it! "

I hit the desk with a punch, jumped at it, grabbed him by the collar and pushed him down on the desk.

I roared: "you didn't hit 120? Did you call 120? "

Then I gave Xie Peng a thump and almost killed him on the desk!

Finally I threw it out and yelled, "get out! Get out of here before I lose my mind

Xie Peng pulled his clothes, looked at me from a distance and said, "what's the matter with you? It's like going crazy! "

"What's the matter? You almost killed me last night! You can tell me straight away when you're grumbling, what kind of inspirational bullshit! " I called to him.

"What's the matter?" Don't tell me you've never seen such a strange movie

"I've seen a lot more patriotic education films than you saw when you were a child!" I said.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?"

"The problem is, the problem is that I didn't know that you were an Island movie, and I just ordered it!" I said.

"So what?"

"What's the matter?" I said to him, "what's the matter? Because my sister was next to me at that time! "

"Ah Xie Peng looked at me dumbfounded, and immediately he laughed, pointed at me with his fingers and said, "you won the lottery!"

"You laugh! Believe it or not? " I glared at him.

"Don't, don't," Xie Peng said, "it's not all my fault. How can you surf the Internet with your sister? Hey, hey, hey Xie Peng looked very happy. Then he tilted his head to look at me and said, "your sister? When are you going to have another sister? Don't you have only one sister? "

I avoided his eyes and said vaguely, "it's not my sister, it's my sister..."

"What's your last name? How old are you? Are you married? Where do you work? "

I stopped him and said, "why do you care so much? Anyway, you almost killed me last night! You are the culprit! You should pull out the dog's head and wait on it! "

"Who knows your sister is by your side! I can't blame it all, can I? " Xie Peng looked at me, still can't help laughing, "I am also out of some good intentions, want to stimulate your inspiration!"

"Go! Go back to your position! I want to hit you when I see you now I waved at him impatiently.

"What about what we said last night?"

"What's the matter?"

"Help me make an appointment with min'er!"

"It's cold!"

"You

Before Xie Peng finished speaking, he heard the sound of walking outside the door. After a while, Xing min came in.

"Good morning! Gu Yang! Good morning! Xie Peng

Xing Min said hello to us with a smile.

Xie Peng and I looked at each other. Xie Peng said to Xing Minxiao, "how can we call our names today?"

"It's the office where men and women give and receive each other. We should all pay attention to the influence." Xing min looked at Xie Peng and said seriously.

Xie Peng and I look at each other againThe girl's voice has changed!

I said with a smile: "min'er is right! Xie Peng, you don't know that Li Hongyan at the front desk said that we three play love triangle! In the company, we should pay attention to the influence. There are more villains in the workplace than dung beetles in the dunghill! "

If it goes on like this, is it time for us to play 3?

Xing min was amused by my metaphor, and "Puchi" burst out laughing.

"So that's it!" She said, "we should be more serious in the company, we can be more casual outside the company!"

"Min'er!" Xie Peng looked at Xing min with wide eyes, thumbed up and said, "you have made great progress! Progress! Ideological awareness is getting higher and higher! "

Xing min looked at Xie Peng and snorted: "of course! Unlike some people, they speak and do things regardless of occasion. " She alluded to Xie Peng!

Xie Peng must have understood what Xing min was referring to, but he pretended to be confused. He said, "is there such a person? Is there such a person in our company who doesn't have a long look? "

Xing min hummed, "that man has a thick skin."

Xie Peng is not angry either. He laughs around Xing min. he looks at her and says, "min'er, where did you go last night? I don't return your messages or answer your phone calls. I'm worried! "

Xing min went to his position, turned around and looked at Xie Peng and said, "where else can I go? In Binhai, I'm just your friends, either in the company, or at home, or at home, or in the supermarket. There's no other place to go!"

"Then why did you ignore me?" Xie Peng said pitifully.

"Did I ignore you? I'm talking to you now, aren't I? "

"Then why don't you answer my phone?"

"Do you think I'll answer anyone's phone? I'm customer service! "

I couldn't help laughing beside

Xie Peng turned his face to stare at me, turned his face back, looked at Xing min eagerly and said, "Ke min'er, I'm concerned about you. At least you have to make an appropriate response, don't you?"

"I'm teasing you," Xing Min said, looking at Xie Peng. "It rained last night. I went to bed after dinner. My mobile phone was set to silent, so I didn't hear your phone and SMS prompts."

"Oh," Xie Peng said thoughtfully, "so..."

"What? Don't you believe it? " Xing minbai said with a glance at Xie Peng, then said with a happy smile, "I like the rain at night. Listening to the rain outside the window, I can sleep safely."

"Is it?" Xie Peng scratched the back of his head and said, "I seem to be the same!"

"Don't you realize that I look so good today?" Xing Min said, looking at Xie Peng with a smile.

"Let me see..." Xie Peng puts his face on Xing min's face.

Xing min dodges, raises the powder fist posture to hammer, Xie Peng said: "is disgusting!"

Xie Peng quickly dodged, looked at Xing min pitifully and said, "I was hammered by Gu Yang just now. You still hammer me now. Why does everyone want to hammer me?"

I chimed in and said with a smile, "because you have a face that needs beating!"

Xing min and I exchanged a look and laughed together.

Seeing that everyone came one after another, we stopped joking. Go back to your seats and get ready to do something.

I opened the second drawer below and looked at the kiwifruit with a smiling face. I thought that Xing min's plasticity was really strong and her emotional state was adjusted quite quickly. It seems that the words I said to her last time have had their due effect! I think of her latest signature, "I love you, it's none of your business."

I touched my nose, thinking that this girl can really do so free and easy?

I also think about the scene at sister Qin's home last night. Since I opened the Island movie sent to me by Xie Peng in front of her, I can't stay at sister Qin's home any longer. I know sister Qin is also very embarrassed, then I found a reason to slip out of her house! Later, I casually found a reason to say that I had something urgent to go first, and then I slipped out of Furong community.

I don't want to explain it. What can I say? Do you want me to say to sister Qin: "sister, that's Xie Peng joking. I don't know what he sent!"

Will sister Qin believe me? Does she think I did it on purpose? Oh! Oh, my God! If sister Qin really thinks that, I'm finished!

In that case, the fact that I went to her house to visit her became a completely different fact. On a thunder and lightning night, while sister Qin's husband was on a business trip in Shanghai, I took advantage of the excuse to visit her to enter the room, and then began to implement the plan of hunting beautiful young women. First of all, I deliberately showed my proud brother. After the failure of the first step, I gave the cherry as an excuse Then I called out the island movies in the file and carried out the last desire bombing

Oh! Oh, my God! If sister Qin really thinks that, I'm finished!

I try not to think about what happened last night. The more I think about it, the more terrible it will be. If sister Qin is a little more suspicious, she will be able to connect everything before and after I go to her home. In fact, if I use a clue to connect all the details, I can connect all the details. The final conclusion is that I go to sister Qin's home with no good intentions!The background of my computer desktop is a calendar. I can clearly know that today is Tuesday and tomorrow is Wednesday, and I will submit the advertising plan of beauty mall to Lin Xi'er early on Wednesday. It's not difficult to hand in this process. The difficulty is that I haven't captured the inspiration of last weekend's escape.

Xie Peng's Island movies failed to stimulate my inspiration. I tried many old ways to inspire my inspiration, but those methods failed for the Normandy landing station!

Even though I seem to be more confident and calm, in fact, I feel like I have cooked a pot of boiling eight treasure porridge, which is boiling and steaming so that I can't eat and sleep well

Lying in bed last night, I was thinking, will I really die in battle this time, will I really die before I win?

I've made several plans for print and TV advertising copy, but each one is so unsatisfactory that I can't even pass the level of myself. How can I pass the level of the top management of the company?

All day long, I've been sitting in front of the computer except going to the bathroom and the restaurant. Sometimes I meditate, sometimes I write hard, and then I write two forms of expression in succession. However, how can I see that they seem to be pieced together? They lack the rhythm of reading aloud and the flowing emotion. Even I can't move myself. How can I move consumers' friends?

And the more anxious I was, the less I could write sentences that felt. This kind of feeling is really like the despair and distress of writers when they meet the bottleneck!

After work, I walk to Wuyi Square. Lin Xier and I have an appointment to meet there and have dinner together.

Since the return of QingCaoHu, we have been meeting again. I am very busy. Lin Xier said that she is also very busy recently. Although I want to see her very much, I haven't said it for fear of affecting her work.

Lin Xi'er said to meet again. She would tell me how she met me eight years ago in a small seaside city? I really want to know what's going on, what story did I have with her eight years ago, or did we meet?

I really want to know what's going on. After QingCaoHu, I went home and thought about it several times, but I didn't remember anything. Eight years ago, I was a 16-year-old boy, and Lin Xi'er was just a 16-year-old girl. What happened to us in the city?

If the two love for a long time, and not in the morning and evening. It's too literary to say that. In fact, missing is just like tea. Tasting it slowly is also a kind of rich flavor. It's a little bitter, but the taste is sweet after all. Like a long farewell is better than a newlywed, I think it will be especially joyful to get together after a long goodbye, right?

This meeting was put forward by Lin Xi'er. It was a temporary decision. Lin Xi'er sent a message to me shortly after work in the afternoon:

"are you free? Gu Yang