The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I looked at him and asked, "how do you say that?"

Fat man seemed very interested in spreading this kind of gossip. He looked at me with a bright face and said, "today, we have a female employee from a company upstairs. When we took the elevator to go downstairs at noon, a man came in on the way. When the female employee didn't pay attention, the man suddenly opened the zipper of his pants and laughed at her!"

Fat side said, while also supplemented by action, see I can't help laughing.

"What's the matter?" I startled, staring at the fat man with wide eyes and said, "then what?"

"And then?" The fat man looked at me and said, seeing that my curiosity and interest had been successfully aroused by him, he seemed to be more excited. He waved his big arms and said to me, "then the female clerk was scared! Shrink back in the corner of the elevator. She's too scared to make a sound. When she reacts, the man is finished! "

"Done? So fast? " I looked at the fat man with a smile.

"Damn it The fat man turned his thick lips to me and said, "man, you think the elevator is your bedroom. Of course, it's a quick decision in the elevator. Don't wait for someone to beat him!"

"Yes," I said with a smile, "however, I suggest that he had better go to the men's hospital to see, he is 80% impotent, early treatment, early happiness!"

The fat man was amused by my words. He reached out and patted me heavily on the shoulder and said, "man, you are so talented!"

"Thank you very much." I said with a smile, and then suddenly thought of what, I then asked, "then what?"

"Later, the female staff member finally responded. Then, in a panic, she randomly pressed a floor, just to the 15th floor of our company. As soon as the elevator door opened, she ran out like a frightened rabbit, holding the wall all the way to the front hall of our company."

"What a coincidence I said, "who stood at the front desk in our company at that time?"

The fat man turned around and reached out to Li Hongyan and said, "here! Just her

I said, "do you know which elevator it is?"

There are several elevators on each floor of the company, working hard with us up and down every day!

"It's no use asking," the fat man snorted. "I've come to our company. Of course, it's the elevator opposite the company!"

"So," I touched my nose and said with a smile, "Li Hongyan should be regarded as an eyewitness? Because you can see the elevator from the front desk! "

"That's right," the fat man sniffed. "When the female employee stumbled out of the elevator, Li Hongyan saw the wretched man in the elevator, but she didn't look at it carefully, because the expression of the female employee's bewilderment scared her too! After the female staff made it clear, Li Hongyan quickly dialed the security room on the first floor of the hall! "

"Then what happened?" I said.

"Then the wretched man disappeared! The security guard on the first floor checked every elevator entrance, and did not find any suspicious man, nor did he see a man wearing a black baseball cap passing through the hall! In the morning, people from the security department also watched all the surveillance videos, but they still didn't find the person! That wretched man seems to have evaporated from the elevator! So people have been talking about whether that person exists or not? "

"What do you mean?" I said.

The fat man said: "maybe it's the illusion of the female employee. You know, some women always fantasize that men are indecent to her. It's said that this is a common mental disease in medicine. Many women have this disease, but the degree is different!"

"How strange! And the disease? " I shook my head to show that it was incredible.

not to regard it as right city nothing is too strange. People in modern cities are very stressed. It is said that the incidence rate of mental illness is rising every year.

"Oh I looked at the fat man and nodded, "you are so knowledgeable! I know everything! You can understand such a profound problem as medicine! I admire you

The fat man thought I was praising him and said with a smile, "nothing! More art than pressure! If you know more, you will be closer to the truth of the world! "

I clapped my lips, nodded and said, "this is very philosophical! by the way! You said the slut was wearing a baseball cap? "

"Yes! It's a baseball cap! Black! The brim of the hat was so low that she could hardly see his eyes. The female clerk was so scared that she had to pee her pants and didn't dare to look at the man's face! When the elevator opened, Li Hongyan didn't pay attention to the man. She only saw that he was wearing a baseball cap, as if he was still very big! " Said the fat man.

I felt my nose and pondered for a few seconds. Then I asked the fat man, "how could the security department not find him? There's a monitor in the elevator, right? Can't you just tune out the monitor of the elevator that the female staff took? "

The fat man put his hand on my shoulder again and patted me heavily. He said with a smile, "that's a good question! Sometimes from the perspective of a question and a question, we can see how the person's logical thinking is going! " The fat man held his chest in his hands and looked at me. "The problem is that the monitor of the elevator they took just broke down a few days ago. It happened before they could repair it."I thoughtfully "Oh" said: "so it is! Unfortunately, the female employee ran into a sex wolf in the elevator without a monitor. She was bullied by a strange man and could not be brought to justice. "

"Brilliant!" The fat man gave me a thumbs up.

"I'm just casting a brick to attract jade." I said with a modest smile, "fat man, do you think it's strange?"

"Yes! I think there's something strange about zhenima, "said the fat man." how could a big man suddenly disappear in the elevator

"Yes I said, "unless..."

"Except for what?" The fat man looked at me.

"Unless he's also inside the Xuguang building." I said.

"It's reasonable," the fat man looked at me with great appreciation and said with a smile, "it's reasonable. You inspired my thinking!"

"Yes! I'm just casting a brick to attract jade. " I said with a smile.

"That is to say," the fat man said thoughtfully, with his big neck askew, "that black baseball cap probably knew that the monitor of the elevator was broken, so he dared to do that amazing thing, otherwise he couldn't do it, unless he was a mental patient!"

"Yes," I said, "a normal person's thinking is that before he makes dirty words and deeds, he should think about the consequences of his own words and deeds in advance! If he wasn't sure the monitor of that elevator was broken, he couldn't have done that amazing thing! Moreover, after receiving Li Hongyan's call, the security guard of the first floor hall carefully checked all the elevator exits, and did not see any suspicious looking man walking out of the first floor hall, because it was lunchtime at that time, the elevator and the first floor hall had the least number of people walking, except in the night! If the black baseball cap had walked out of the elevator or through the hall on the first floor, the highly vigilant security guards would have noticed! It's a pity not! "

"Of course, there is another possibility," the fat man looked at me and said in a rigorous way when discussing knowledge, "that is, the black baseball cap is camouflaged. He may have made up, or he may have put on a false beard. After the female employee got out of the elevator from the 15th floor, he may be in the lower elevator or down the lower elevator, and then he also got out of the elevator and ran into the bathroom Take off the make-up on your face, or tear off your fake beard, take off your baseball cap, or maybe change your clothes! "

"Good idea! "Good idea!" I looked at the fat man and said with a smile, "you have the talent to be a detective! If he takes off his make-up, even if he swaggers out of the room, I don't think anyone will notice him, right? In other words, he is an employee of a company upstairs or downstairs. As long as he gets into his own company, then everything is like fish in water! He'll hide himself in a familiar environment, right? Of course, he may also be a senior executive of a company. After the company's high-level meeting, he sneaks out of the company at lunchtime, hides in a bathroom, puts on his make-up, or simply has a facelift, and then gets into the elevator where the monitor is broken to have some fun! Is that possible? "

"Anything is possible," the fat man said with a smile, slapping me on the arm. "It's very thoughtful of you to write a copy in the company. You should write a detective story!"

I also stretched out my hand and patted the fat man's arm, and said with a smile, "that's the same with each other, ha ha ha."

"I've heard so much about you The fat man looked at me and said with a smile, "it's really a genius who can win the title of" most potential employee "in just two months

"There are talented people coming out of the country." I said.

"Every leader has been in love for hundreds of years!" Said the fat man.

After playing with the fat man in the front hall, I feel a lot more relaxed. I hummed to the office. It's almost time to go to work.

As in the morning, I went in quietly like a thief.

There is a pair of eyes that have been staring at me outside the residual light of my eyes. I don't need to look to know it's Xing min's! I didn't touch those burning eyes

I sat down in my own place and pressed a keyboard at will, and the computer soon restarted from sleep.

I was ready to continue my work in the morning, and a dialog box popped up

I don't need to look at the net name, just look at the familiar head picture to know it's Xing Minfa

"Brother! Why are you avoiding me? Why? Do you hear me crying And a sad and crying expression.

I see this sentence, my heart is really tangled, I did not mean to let her hurt, but I accidentally hurt her. "Min'er, can I have a good talk with you sometime?" What else can I say besides that?

"Can we talk after work?"

"Not today. How about tomorrow?"

"All right! brother! Don't miss me, don't hide from me, don't ignore me, just like before, OK? I would rather like you silently as before, I don't want to see the ending now. If you really ignore me, what should I do? Did I really do something wrong the night before yesterday? Brother, if you think I've done something wrong, please forgive me, it's because I really like you! "I fixed my eyes on this passage and sighed. Xing min seemed to let me feel relieved because she didn't want to put too much pressure on me. She would rather go back to the previous emotional state if she was destined not to get it.

After thinking for a long time, I quickly knocked on the keyboard and replied to Xing Min: "OK! Min'er, let's go back to the past! As for the future, none of us can predict. If we are predestined, fate will arrange everything for us. If we are not predestined, we will have to let it be! "

After a while, Xing Mincai replied. She said something that made me very emotional

"Well! brother! I see. I just don't want to see your back now. I'm afraid to see your back. I hope I can see your smiling face every day, so min'er will be satisfied! "

Xing min is obviously one of those women who are crazy about love in the book of songs. Some of them seem quiet on the surface, and maybe some of them are cowardly on their faces. In fact, their hearts are not cowardly at all, once they love, they will love warmly, they will take out the huge love energy contained in their whole body, they will also take out the hottest emotion in their hearts, once they hate, they will also hate bravely!

I don't know if Xing min belongs to this kind of girl?

Xing min finally reminded me: "brother, please open the second drawer on your left."