The Daily Life of the Immortal King

On May 19th, the 4th Tuesday of the beginning of the school, it is time for the familiar history of antiques.

I saw a tiger at the door, with a fat body and a round, fat man, stepping on the steps and came to the classroom, and appeared on the podium of class one and three on time.

Old antiques rarely bring textbooks to class. For those test sites in textbooks, old antiques have long been remembered.

Wang Ling felt that, in a sense, it was difficult to do this without bringing textbooks to the classroom, but to raise the atmosphere of the classroom to a pleasant range acceptable to everyone. Looking at the entire sixty, old antiques are typical representatives of teachers who have done a great job in this regard. And this form of teaching without textbooks actually tests the individual ability of a teacher.

After a weekend and a Monday. In just three days, the outline of old antiques seems to have inflated a lot ... It is no secret that old antiques and Director Xie's love in the fifty-nine are no longer secret. As a man in love, Wang Ling wanted to know the old-fashioned form of love. He must take Director Xie out to eat and eat together.

Wang Ling felt that it was more than just antiques. He must be even fatter than Director Xie ...

"A lot has happened in recent days. I don't know if you have heard of an organization called the Paladins?"

When the old antiques talked about this, there was a lot of talk in the class. Obviously, this fake milk powder MLM organization has gained wide attention from all walks of life in a short time after being exposed by the media.

The old antique flashed light on his hand and placed an iron can on the table: "I bought this fake milk powder from a holy milk powder. At the time, the other party highly recommended me as an agent."

"Teacher, what happened later?" Lin Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"Later, this jar of milk powder was dropped by me who didn't pay a penny ... After listening to my teachings, that holy milk powder decided to wash my face and be a new person!"

Speaking of old antiques, many people in the audience laughed and thought that old antiques were bragging again. Only Sun Rong and Wang Ling were in a trance ... At the time, the old antiques said that they could kill a person with a chalk head. At that time, many people thought it was a joke, and they really bombed them.

So, this thing is obvious and it should be true ...

The beginning of the old antiques selling fake milk powder with the Paladins obviously had other meanings. From the lesson "Rebroadcast and Evolution of Ancient Chinese Dramas of Huaxiu Kingdom", "Modern History of Huaxiu Kingdom" is the highlight of the history class. It is also a required test site for antiques in the mid-term and final exams, and the knowledge involved is very extensive.

Previously, the use of Paladin's fake milk powder in old antiques was just for the purpose of attracting students and attracting enough attention.

And when the class was quiet again, everyone knew that the feature film had begun ...

"Hua Xiuguo's modern history should start with the first Guapi war. This is a history of national humiliation full of disasters." When talking about the definition, Old Antiques could not help but sigh: "In the past, in order to fight against Gua Hua Xiuguo, led by Pi Mozun, sacrificed countless predecessors of the cultivation world ... some students may raise doubts and do not understand what Guapi means. Here I will explain a little bit. The so-called Guapi is actually A drug used to be mashed into a cigarette before. Once you take a sip, you can't help but stupidly take a second sip. Then the IQ of the whole person will get lower and lower. "

Everyone: "..."

"The most important thing is that once you eat melon, you become addicted."

Everyone: "..."

The old antique smiled: "In that year, the Guapi Army formed very quickly. It is completely inferior to the current Paladin. So the country is very worried about this Paladin, and is afraid that it will repeat the mistakes of the Guapi. Although it is currently confirmed that the substances contained in fake milk powder will not affect the human body. However, it will be a very bad behavior for the national economy. "

Everyone couldn't help but nod, anyone who had previewed this lesson knew that when the Guapi Pi Army first rose, it was relying on MLM to gather a large number of people in a short time. It was just that the form of MLM didn't immediately attract the attention of Hua Xiuguo at the beginning, but when Hua Xiuguo responded, he discovered that the incident had become overwhelming.

According to the traditional way of class for old antiques, usually before the beginning of a lesson, old antiques will quickly sort out the framework of the course.

The modern history of "Hua Xiuguo's History-About the First Guapi War" started with the Guapi Pizun selling drug melon in a pyramid scheme. Old antiques have a deep understanding of this history because it is a history of shame. At that time, foreigners dubbed this period of Hua Xiuguo's history as the "Everyone Eats Melons". Therefore, to this day, this section is a compulsory test point in the history examination each year, so that students can remember history and remember the shame of the country.

After quickly sorting out the cause of the first Guapi war, it was time for gossip of old antiques.

This time, the object of old antique gossip is the person named Guapi Mozun.

"I don't know how much the students know about Guapi Dezun?" Old Antique asked from the podium.

I waited for a moment, and saw a silence in my class ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ The old antiques showed an iconic smile: "It is said that the strength of the Guapi Pizun is very strong. To give a simple example, the founding of our country General Yi in the ten generals had a record of playing against Guapi Dezun. At that time, the two of them fought against each other, and Guapi Dezun did not move, but General Yi took three steps back.

There was an uproar in the class!

How strong is General Yi?

-This is Swordmaster! The legendary figure of the then and the Ministry of Defense's Stone General sword cut the demon god!

"But as far as I know, Guapi Dezun was actually seriously injured at that time. It was just a hard support. So after the first Guapi Dezor war, Guapi Dezun has evaporated, and no one knows his exact whereabouts." Old Antique said.

"Will it be dead?" Someone asked, and most of the students in the class were also curious.

"It is rumored that he has died. Since the start of the Second Guapi Pi war, the original Guapi Pijun under the Guapi Pizun has been handed over to Guapi Mozun's disciple disciple Snake Skin Zhenxian. But it is strange , So far, no one has reported the death of Guapi Dezun. I am a bit skeptical, is it possible that this snakeskin true immortal may imprison his injured master and then seek power to usurp him? . "Old Antiques said his guess.

The second egg master exclaimed: "Imprisoned PLAY ?! Lying down !? Is this Guapi Pizun Shaking S?"

"Master and apprentice CP Shenma is the most interesting!" Lin Xiaoyu's face was full of excitement, and his brain immediately filled the 100,000-word rot text.

"Of course, there is a more credible rumor that Guapi demon is to escape his apprentice. He sealed his soul in a magic weapon, and in the rumor it was a mask with cursing power ... ... "

When the old antiques talked about this, Wang Ling, who always kept his face down, suddenly raised his head.