The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The perverted rogue in society always likes to disguise himself as the weak to gain sympathy and to gain benefits.

Obviously, Mrs. Dong is just such a person.

There are many ways to deal with Mrs. Dong.

With the current state of Wang Ling, you can send the old lady to the atmosphere in a blink of an eye!

Traveling through outer space!

Then go straight to the Milky Way!

Let her be with the sun side by side for the rest of her life!

Or, a simpler way, directly open the eyes of the sky and summon the inner flames of the stars ... live performances to scatter ashes.

But Wang Ling didn't want to be troublesome.

Except for those shadow-killers who treat human life like grass, Wang Ling has never killed anyone by himself. The education of his father and mother from childhood to birth is that students should be like a student. Don't think about it, learn down-to-earth, and the most important point ... is to abide by the core values ​​of fidelity.

Now is the age of spiritual information. In the context of the era of scientific cultivation, killing cannot solve any problems!

Uh ...

Uh ...

At last, Mrs. Dong waved her sleeves without leaving a cloud, but left with a suitcase contented.

"I didn't expect the young people to take such a generous shot now!" Madam Dong was deeply sighed and ecstatic. Five million dollars! I have touched porcelain in this street for more than ten years ... I haven't had much to gain from this evening.

The king of kings watched Mrs. Dong leave with a look of indifference. The Porcelain Party may seem difficult, but after all, it still can't afford to make a big illusion in one hand ...

Mrs. Dong thought that she was holding a suitcase full of cash, but in fact it was just a bulky broken stone.

Act low-key and handle carefully ...

Since this is a trouble that can be solved with magical powers.

The rule of the King Wang Ling has always been that if you can't do it, you can't do it.

然 Otherwise, I really want to fight, from the collapse of the city to the destruction of the earth ... This is not what Wang Ling wants to see.

This time, Wang Ling displayed two magical powers.

The first is the "big illusion" performed on Mrs. Dong.

And the second magical power was cast on the stone held by Mrs. Dong.

This technique is called "Great Mantra" and it has extremely powerful brainwashing power.

Once Mrs. Dong brought the stone back to the Porcelain Gang, Wang Ling's core values ​​of philosophicalism carved on the stone would be launched immediately.

Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness ... By then, all the Porcelain parties will be purified by the 24 Mantras!

Looking at the back of Mrs. Dong disappearing at the end of the road, Wang Ling couldn't help but sigh: For this sentient being, it's not easy for him to be too tama!

Uh ...

"Why? Why is this old lady leaving with a stone?"

This scene makes some of my friends a little bit unintelligible.

也许 "Maybe it was the square dance ban that came down and the children's filial piety, unhappy life in their later years ... mentally stimulated." Lin Xiaoyu carefully analyzed.

"If the elderly's spiritual world is rich enough, who would touch the porcelain to find excitement." Sun Rong also shook his head.

So, after a eager discussion, everyone came to a conclusion-in the final analysis, it is the fault of the system, the fault of the world!

Uh ...

On the third Wednesday of the school, at eight in the morning.

Wu Liangwei returned to the office of the Student Union with a swollen face, because the old ladies and old ladies who touched the porcelain gang were stabbed.

The lumps on the steamed buns were stacked like a few steamed buns.

Qilian Tang Jingze saw that he was stunned for a moment: "Classmate, who are you looking for?"

Tong Liangwei: "..."

Fang Huaqing pushed his glasses. Although Liang Wei was miserable at this time, wearing a bunch of big and small buns, Fang Huaqing still looked at the essence through the phenomenon and recognized Liang Wei from his iconic big lips: "What's your situation?"

Tong Liangwei covered her face and cried without tears, and sighed indignantly: "I've been stung."

"What the **** is going on?" Tang Jingze asked.

Qi Liangwei took out a regional morning newspaper and shot it on the table. Then Tang Jingze saw dense newspapers with bold and bold headlines stating the front page headlines of today's regional news--the Peiyuan District touched the porcelain branch to help the uprising last night. What is the core value of doctrine ...

"..." Tang Jingze looked at the corner of his mouth.

人 No one knows exactly what this group of old ladies and old ladies are going crazy ... Night night under the leadership of Mrs. Dong to complete the rebellion vigorously.

Payment of the surrender ... surrendered by surrender ... The whole Peiyuan District Porcelain Gang Branch is now led by Mrs. Dong, threatening to leave the Porcelain Gang and change its name to the General Harmony Bureau ...

Thinking of what happened last night, even if Liang Wei was a big man, his eyes couldn't help being grieved.

As an employer, when Liang Wei hired Mrs. Dong yesterday, she made an appointment to meet up this morning. Intended to go and check the results in person.

What I could not let Liang Wei think about was that he was halfway through and was surrounded by Mrs. Dong with a group of muscular old men.

At this time, the temperament of Mrs. Dong was completely different from last night. A red silk ribbon with the word "harmony" was tied to her arm. He stared at Liang Wei with a sharp voice, thinking about the twenty-four truths in his mouth ...

Tong Liangwei could not remember what Mrs. Dong had said at the time.

Only after seeing the twenty-four mantras of Mrs. Dong, she took out a red book and read it out loud: "Given that the student Liang Wei maliciously hired someone who touched porcelain and disturbed public order, read the trial results below! "Then, Mr. Dong waved his hand too much, and condemned him directly-" Counterfeit Harmony! "

Soon after, a few muscular old men came together ...

Although Mrs. Dong is an ordinary person, it does not mean that there is no true practitioner in the Porcelain Gang.

If it was only Mrs. Dong, Liang Wei would be able to cope with it. Unfortunately, the eight old men in front of him are all in the foundation period!

Then there is no more.

Liang Liangwei didn't even call out the ya butterfly, but after the inhumane oppression of the eight old men, he returned to school with a swollen nose and a swollen face.

Tang Jingze: "..."

Fang Huaqing: "..."

Now, Tang Jingze and Fang Huaqing really feel a bit hell.

Since the group of people came here yesterday in the sixties, they have been in constant trouble.

Now, even touching the porcelain to help this group of stubborn old men and old women all tama complete the chaos overnight anyway!

Alas-this tama is playing a fart!

Tang Jingze's heart is quite complicated now.

The planned face-breaking action was dismissed by the opponent, and even the revenge plan was repeatedly disintegrated by some mysterious force ... It was clearly their feet in fifty-nine, and the group of sixty in the end, Not only did they come in generously, they also put a red flag on their land!

I can't stand it!

Tang Jingze stared out the window and sighed secretly: "To this day, it seems that I can only ask the senior to take the lead ..."

"……It's him?"

Speaking of "the senior", Fang Huaqing and Liang Wei suddenly realized.

Because of this situation, I can only ask the senior to help. This is probably the only way to get back a game in 59th.

Uh ...

Uh ...

Every school always has two ills, 60 of them, and 59 of them are no exception.

Seeing that there are only two days left until the end of the exchange meeting, Tang Jingze's "Shame" plan for the sixty members of the public has not only failed to date, but has had an adverse effect. Rocked up and swollen his toes.

No matter what, there are still two days left. Tang Jingze still feels it necessary to earn his face ...

In the morning, the fifty-nine high school student congregation headed by Tang Jingze found the legendary bad senior, why not wind.

The campus is full of turmoil, where is the situation ... This is the moral of this senior Xue's name.

Yep……

Overall, it still fits this bad style. Anyway, just listening to the name, I know that the senior always wants to make a big news, it is an extremely restless existence.

In fact, Tang Jingze also has a faint understanding of the origin of this senior student. All I know is that this senior Xuefeng has a number code "8823".

串 This series of numbers does not represent the student number, nor does it specifically refer to any items, but refers to the total score of all subjects obtained by the senior He from the first enrollment to the present three years, only 8,823. Created an all-time low in fifty-nine. And so far this record has not been broken.

You know ... all examination subjects are now unified on a thousand points scale. From the beginning of the school, the weekly exam, monthly exam, and other quizzes, the numbers did not break even 10,000, which sounds really sensational.

This year, this is exactly the third year that the senior Xuefeng repeated his senior year ...

All in all, this is a piece of nougat that even Director Xie felt quite a headache. If not even Tang Jingze feels that Qiang donkeys are poor this time, he will never ask this "great god" to help the students.

In the morning, Tang Jingze used the current student file recorded in the student union to find the number of the bad senior, followed the appointment place ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ the men's toilet on the second floor of the teaching building. At the construction site, students who know the rules usually do not take the initiative to enter here. Otherwise, it is very likely that the bad person will scratch his head in the toilet and wash his face.

As the president of the Student Union, Tang Jingze certainly received many reports, but Tang Jingze's approach, like most teachers, is to choose to keep his eyes closed.

Mainly due to this bad background. Because He Fengfeng's grandfather is the bag / leather manager behind 59th Middle School.

I have this relationship here. This is the reason why the 59th was not expelled from the bad ...

"Is this what you want to meet?" Tang Jingze and other talents came to the second floor, and immediately a teenager wearing a graffiti vest stopped them.

Tang Jingze glanced at his painting style. He was about 1.7 meters tall, and the school uniform was not well dressed. He tied the sleeves on both sides with a bow and tied it around his waist. The most eye-catching thing is that ten centimeters of soaring hair ... which perfectly fills the gap with his height. Such a hairstyle, looking at many killing Matt, is also rare and terrifying ...

"..." Tang Jingze, Fang Huaqing, and Liang Wei all looked at each other and took a sigh of air-conditioning-this look is really spicy!

"Senior now ... is it convenient?" Tang Jingze whispered softly. He felt that he was usually bad and bullied many people. But in the face of this bad senior, he dare not entrust it.

Killing Matt Matt snorted, pointed to the men's toilet on the side, and laughed: "The senior is waiting in there for a long time, so go in."

嚣 This arrogant attitude made Tang Jingze and others couldn't help twitching. Their eyes deeply looked at the closed men's toilet, and they felt like they were about to enter the new world Pandora's Gate ...