The Best Fake Eunuch

"The words of the dean of the Shangguan are my words." Xiao Chen said, "As long as the big guys work hard, there is absolutely no problem in wanting to be an official. I will ignore you first and let the Shangguan decide, but there is one thing I can do right now. Promise everyone, as long as you work for three years, don't make mistakes during the period, and work hard enough, I will give you nine ranks after the Shangguan approves!"

Not really?

Everyone was overjoyed, fell to their knees, and thanked our Lord Xiao first, and then thanked our respected President Shangguan...

"By the way, let me ask, is there anyone among you who can cure madness?" The purpose of Xiao Chen's visit here is to cure Linger's madness.

I wonder if there is a psychiatric department here?

"Who is it?" Immediately, an old man with a goatee stepped forward, "My lord, your eyes are clear and your pupils are bright, but you don't look like a madman?"

"It's not me, it's this one." Xiao Chen pulled Ling'er over and showed it to everyone.

"Oh? How could Miss Ling'er... Let me see if it's hysteria?" A white-faced doctor rushed forward.

"She can walk on her own. It can't be hysteria. I think it might be epilepsy. She'll be fine if she doesn't have seizures, but once she does..."

"Look at her breathing evenly, her face is rosy, she's not epileptic, oh, it's not madness, is it? Then you have to take a closer look...Miss Linger, have you drank water these days?"

"Hey, girl Ling'er, don't run away, it's not stubborn if you get short of breath and hurt your heart meridian and trigger epilepsy!"

...

"Get the hell out of here!" Shangguan Qiji scolded all the people away.

"I said, can you, the governor, be a little deep?" Going back to the room and complaining to Xiao Chen, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Ling'er is my sweetheart, you drove her crazy, can I still be deep!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

"Brother, I'm not crazy." Ling'er said.

"Shut up!" Xiao Chen said.

Linger sighed helplessly, there is a kind of madness, your brother thinks you are crazy...

"Emei Flying Sword?" Xiao Chen heard that Ling'er was practicing Feijian, and he was immediately happy, "Stop making trouble, can she learn such powerful martial arts with her aptitude? Her master, Master Ciyun, is not good enough, okay?" Ling'er is good, listen to brother, let's not learn, it's a waste of time, look at you little red eyes..."

"Huh? Brother, you are looking down on people!" In fact, Ling'er also wanted to retreat a little bit, but Xiao Chen's words aroused her competitive spirit!

You say I can't do it, and the master also says I can't do it, girl, I just want to do it once to show you!

But if fat brother, you are teasing me, then the consequences will be quite serious. I will do nothing in my life, and I will do right with you...

It doesn't mean that I didn't predict the girl!

"I'll bet you that you won't be able to learn two Dragon Spirit Orbs!" Xiao Chen stretched out his finger at Ling'er to provoke, and laughed at you for not daring to bet!

"If you hang the hook for a hundred years, it must not be changed... Fat brother, you bear witness, this man will cheat!" Why didn't Ling'er dare?

"You are still not convinced that you child is heartless!" Shangguan Qiji shook his head and sighed, "Duanmu Nanfeng gave Xiao Chen's pearls, you don't know how to be proud!"

"Gold gold, 20,000 taels of gold will do?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"No." Ling'er suddenly became wiser, "Just bet one thousand taels of gold. If I win, you will give it to me. If I lose, I will give you a dragon spirit bead!"

Brother Lion opened his mouth wide. If I win at that time, he will definitely not give me a tael of gold! It's useless to hang yourself from the hook... so it's better to have less, so that he won't be embarrassed to renege on his debts.

"Aiya!" Xiao Chen was taken aback, "This little girl has become smarter, maybe she can really learn the Emei Flying Sword!"

In fact, whether Shangguan Qiji let Ling'er look at her hair, or Xiao Chen used aggressive methods for her, it was all for her to calm down.

If the mind is restless, nothing can be learned.

Linger's quality in all aspects is excellent, but only this heart can't calm down.

One mind can't be used for two purposes, but Ling'er always has multiple uses for one mind.

She also messes around with everything, she wants to see the cannon made by a lunatic, she wants to try the hot air balloon made by Liu Fuhai, she wants to pick a new batch of horses from the racecourse, and a batch of furs from northern Xinjiang , she has to choose, the dishes are not cleaned when eating, and she has to scold the cook...

Brother Xiao Chen occasionally thought of something, so she kept asking him which sister-in-law do you think of me? If it’s really not possible, I’ll accompany you to Xianbo, and let you meet Wuluolan Cowherd and Weaver Girl Magpie Bridge for a while, would you like it?

So she can still learn martial arts?

So everyone knows why Master Ciyun refused to take her back to Mount Emei after beating her to death, right?

"That's not sure you can learn...Ah Choo!" Ling'er sneezed out of thin air, rubbed her nose and said, "Brother Fat, what's the smell in your room?"

Smell the source of the smell like a puppy, but it's a closed house, eh? What plane are you doing in there...

"Let's go, let's go back and look at your hair! You go back first, I'll talk to Fatty." Xiao Chen came over and grabbed her, threw it to the door, kicked her with a flying kick Go out and close the door tightly.

"What happened to the research?" Xiao Chen knew what Shangguan Qiji was doing.

"It's almost sloppy and can be used. Isn't it just a powder that confuses the eyes and chokes the nose? What does Dugulou want this thing for?" Shangguan Qiji didn't know why he took the job.

"This is a military secret. If I tell you, I will kill you." Xiao Chen laughed.

"I'm warning you, I'm a doctor, and what I do is to cure diseases and save people. I don't have anything to do with wars and murders, so if you want to use this thing to kill people... forget it, I won't ask, just When I don't know anything, then what, you just came, let's talk about the salary increase?" Shangguan Qiji said.

"How on earth are you going to teach Ling'er the Emei swordsmanship? Once this girl becomes serious, you'll always make her look at that hair and turn her eyes so hard... Isn't there any mystery in that hair? "Xiao Chen said.

"It's hard to tell you the beauty..." Shangguan Qiji was about to pretend to be aggressive, but he was shocked when he saw the flames in Xiao Chen's palm suddenly, "Hey, a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands!"

In fact, speaking of that hair, it is just an ordinary hair with nothing on it, but the magic lies in this 'nothing'.

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When Ling'er finally discovered this 'nothing', she would be able to directly enlighten herself.

"At the beginning when my second grandfather commented on the world's martial arts, he pointed out the shortcomings when he talked about Emei martial arts. Now Emei's inner strength method only has the heart of victory and killing, without the heart of emptiness and compassion, so No matter how strong it is, it is always difficult to reach the highest level, even with the strength of Ciyun, it is impossible to practice the Emei Flying Sword."

"It's like a doctor's formula. Although ginseng, a tiger and wolf medicine, can cure diseases, if the mild-tempered sheep medicine, licorice, is used as a prescription, it will often be unbearable for patients and suffer more. A crime is not a cure after all..."

Shangguan Qiji began to talk freely.