The Best Fake Eunuch

"Xiao Xiaoxiao...Master Xiao, Gong Gonggong...Eunuch Gong, why are you two here, I'm the next one..." After saying that, Zuo Weipan's legs softened and he knelt down.

The few directors in the back, Wailang, also broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly knelt down, thinking to himself, I forgot to read the almanac before I went out to visit the brothel today, so that I collided with these two evil gods!

In fact, Master Xiao may seem crazy, but he is a nice person.

And there are a lot of adults.

He usually fights with people at the level of Shangshu Shilang. Generally speaking, he is very friendly to these small characters. As long as he doesn't really offend him, or kowtows, or apologizes, it will generally not be a big deal.

Didn't all the hundreds of households in that city gate fight with Lord Xiao last time, and in the end they just got hit with a military stick and were fine, and Lord Xiao didn't pursue it afterwards...

But Gong Shouli can't be offended!

In other words, whoever offends him will end well? Dismissal from office is considered trivial, and it might kill you to death!

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There are too many examples, too many to count. Recently... that Liu Fuhai of Yubaojian is a lesson from the past!

"Zuo Weipan, so you also recognize Master Xiao and me? Both of us brothers are in your hands today. You can beat us if you want, and you can scold us if you want. You don't treat us as adults at all. Ah, hehehe..." Gong Shouli laughed back in anger, in a sinister way.

The melon-eating people next to me were horrified to the extreme, aren't they? Because this scene is really too weird and extremely high.

Let alone the appalling fact that Zuo Weipan even made people beat and scold Eunuch Gong, just say, Eunuch Gong, when did your old man become brothers with Master Xiao Chenxiao?

Aren't you dead enemies who pinch and beat each other as soon as you meet?

"Who is that, Ling'er, go and ask them for a plate." Xiao Chen said suddenly.

"Oh, ah?" Ling'er took two steps to react, "Brother, what do you want a plate for?"

"You take a plate to these adults and collect some money, they can't watch our monkey show for nothing?" Xiao Chen said coldly.

"Hehehe, my lords, if you like it, please give it a reward. You don't need a plate, just hand it over to me, gold and silver are fine..." Linger really went to collect the money.

Let's go, let's say goodbye!

It was only then that everyone realized that they shouldn't be here to watch the excitement, they had nothing to do with themselves, so please don't cause a scene.

Instantly scattered like birds and beasts...

"Hey, hey, you haven't paid me yet?" Ling'er, a small money fan, and Shangguan Qiji, a big money fan, really had nothing serious to do, and they followed closely, "Stop, stop, watching the show for nothing?"

ah? Really need money?

Ok? You still don't want to give it? Ling'er stretched out her little hand, and if you don't give it, you are not allowed to leave.

snort! You actually took Master Xiao's words as fart... What's your name? Shangguan Qijihu pretended to be a tiger and threatened openly.

Can't!

Even if Mr. Xiao is farting, we have to respectfully hear it.

The big guys don't know who the dead fat man is, but they know that Ling'er is Master Xiao's sister, it must be true, you want gold and silver, right?

Yes yes yes!

Ling'er collected a lot of gold and silver, very happy, waved her little hand, "Let's all go, no need to pay the bill, today is the old bustard's treat!"

is not it? Everyone was overjoyed when they heard the words, and amidst the sound of thanks again and again, they all slipped away in a swarm.

The boys at the door couldn't stop them, and they didn't dare to stop them. They all grinned, beat their chests and stamped their feet.

"Duan Ling'er! What do you want to do?" Chao Yun walked over angrily and yelled at Ling'er.

"None of your business." Ling'er said.

"What are you doing up there?" Chao Yun said angrily, "What do you mean by driving away all our guests?"

"What's wrong with the mess?" Ling'er said.

"Do you want to fight?" Zhao Yun's temper is also bad.

"Am I still afraid of you when fighting?" Ling'er wanted to make trouble.

"I haven't asked for the girl's name yet..." Shangguan Qiji salivated and wanted to make friends with her.

"Go away and die fat man! It doesn't seem like a good person to see you with evil eyebrows." Zhao Yun hated Wu and Wu.

"Huh? Are all the girls in Yihongyuan so unruly? What kind of attitude is this towards guests! Linger, I support you in fighting her!" Shangguan Qiji felt ashamed.

"Stop making trouble." It was Baili Qingyun who strolled down.

"Brother Baili, she is the one messing around!" Chao Yun said angrily, "You don't care if she says she wants to mess with us?"

"Baili, pay attention to your position, are you better with me, or with that Qiuyue little fox?" Ling'er said.

"Who do you say is a vixen?" But Qiuyue also heard the sound.

"Say it's a fox!" Ling'er didn't even look at her, "I'm sorry, I didn't target you, I meant that you guys are all vixens!

How dare you call us vixens! beat her!

The three girls were about to fight, but they heard a gentle voice say, "Ling'er, I didn't offend you."

But it was Duanmu Nanqiao who was wearing a square scarf and a white shirt, and disguised as a man.

"Nan... that's right, okay, let them die for your sake." Ling'er still gave Duanmu Nanqiao some face, after all, this person is likely to become one of her sister-in-laws... one of them.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, it's not easy to talk to her too much, pulling up Shangguan Qiji who was staring at Duanmu Nanqiao stupidly, "Let's go!"

"Who is this guy? Why does he look so familiar?" Shangguan Qiji has never met Duanmu Nanqiao, but he has seen Nanfeng. The two sisters look quite alike.

"It's Duanmu Nanqiao." Ling'er whispered.

Fuck! Shangguan Qiji was shocked to hear this and almost fell to the ground.

"Senior sister, what are Xiao Chen and the others going to do?" Qiuyue asked Nan Qiao quietly.

"Didn't you see the man who came in just now?" Duanmu Nanqiao said softly, "That's the current emperor, Li Wanjiang."

oops! Qiuyue fainted when she heard this remark.

Ling'er and the others went back upstairs, only to see Xiao Chen and Gong Shouli were settling accounts with Zuo Weipan and others.

Just ask your father-in-law how to settle the account of being punched and kicked by Mr. Yu Feihu?

How do you settle the account of your military attaches stationed abroad drawing their knives and attempting to kill someone in Imperial Street in the capital?

If you don't know how to count, why don't you invite Zhu Houye, the governor of Jinyiwei, Lu Jing, Minister of War, Feng Zhengyi, Minister of Punishment, and Wang Anbang, Minister of Officials, to sit together and count slowly?

Of course it's best not to, if they come, can we still live!

Zuo Weipan calmed down a bit, and began to defend himself.

"Eunuch Gong, Lord Xiao, Yu Feihu has blind eyes and doesn't know the two adults, which is why there was such a big misunderstanding! The official was drunk for a while, and he didn't hear the voices of the two, or he should come out earlier That's okay, you two adults have a lot of people, so don't worry about him?"

"Of course the villain doesn't dare to ask the two adults for this kind of favor. The right is for the sake of Lord Fengyang and General Qin Gang. Besides, Yu Feihu's arm is also broken..."