The Best Fake Eunuch

That guy Xiao Chen hates our brother's godfather, don't you know?

Let the two of us ask him to ask for plaster. It's like a meat bun beating a dog, and there is no return!

It's like seeking skin from a tiger.

It's best for Godfather to go there in person, so that he, Xiao Chen, may be able to save some face.

Otherwise, if both of our asses are smashed by him, how can we serve godfather, right?

Gong Shouli said fart!

It is absolutely impossible for me to humbly come to beg him!

What's more important is my face, or the ass of you two little bastards?

Om?

You can't do such a small thing well, so what's the use of you, stop talking nonsense and let me go! Go now, Xiao Chen, my son might leave tomorrow, where can I find him then!

Whoa! The two had no choice but to accept this impossible task with a sad face...

Seeing Xiao Chen take out a big pack of plaster for them, they all expressed surprise, why did you really give it to him, boss, what do you mean by giving back so much?

But don't tell us that you really love him!

Xiao Chen said that true love can't be called true love, it can barely be regarded as love for a long time, but it's a pity that Lao Gong doesn't understand the style, and it hurts my sincerity, and all the f*ck is paid for by water birds.

The two of them got goosebumps all over the floor, or else you would still beat us, Boss?

Fu Yan and Tie Kunlun chatted with them in whispers for a long time. This is a confidential matter, so we won't disclose it for the time being.

Gong Shouli was still looking forward to it in the palace, and the two of them couldn't stay for too long, so they got up and left after talking. Xiao Chen gave each of them a big gold brick, and packed a cart full of messy gifts for them to pass on to Gong Shouli. It doesn't matter how serious it is, what matters is my heart for Lao Gong.

No matter how ruthless his old Gong is, I will always be interested in him!

It's that specific.

After sending the two away, the big guys continued to drink and chat until it was dark, and then they parted happily. They were about to go back to their rooms to rest, but suddenly there was a mess of horseshoes outside, and then someone slammed on the door vigorously. yelling...

yeah? Who the hell is so bold?

Dare to disturb the mansion of a first-rank eunuch, a second-rank governor, and a third-rank factory official at night?

Tired of life!

Opening the door, it turned out to be the menacing Gong Shouli?

Followed by more than 200 heavily armed Jin Yiwei, all of them looked dignified, holding steel knives in their hands, as if they were facing an enemy.

Fuck, did such a big battle come to raid the house?

"Eunuch Gong, you are..." Xiao Chen signaled to the brothers to be calm, even if it was a house raid, we should not act rashly.

"Xiao Chen, let me ask you, are there any rebels hiding in the house?" Gong Shouli asked loudly.

"What traitor?" Xiao Chen looked confused, "What the hell did you catch the traitor and caught me?"

Not wrong.

"It's fine if you don't have one. Who, you guys, all go back to your own room and wait for our inspection!" Gong Shouli stretched out his fingers and tapped them randomly, and finally tapped on Xiao Chen's nose, "You Just stand obediently and don't move, if you move, I'll clean you up!"

"Oh, you dead eunuch!" Xiao Chen was furious, "Are you arresting a traitor or ransacking your home?"

"Is it up to you? I stole your house today, what else can you do? I don't believe you dare to do it! What do you all want to do if you don't take a good look at me? If you have the guts, come up and talk to me Let it go!" Gong Shouli was extremely brave today, looking confident.

"Everyone go back to the house!" Xiao Chen waved his hand, "Today I will challenge Lao Gong one-on-one!"

Fu Yan and the others didn't say a word, they all went back to the house in silence, isn't it strange that even Ling'er left obediently?

In fact, it's not surprising, because everyone saw Xiao Lizi and Xiao Fengzi behind Gong Shouli winking at Xiao Chen, shaking their heads slightly, pointing outside and pointing to the sky...

I understand what's going on.

"I'm afraid you won't be able to single out me?" Gong Shouli waved his hand, "Search for me! Search carefully, do you have a shovel? Dig the whole yard for me, and turn the ground three feet!"

The brothers of Jin Yiwei thought that you, Eunuch Gong, should be fine if you make a fuss. You and Mr. Xiao singled out is your personal grievance. I really pissed him off, the big guy has no good fruit to eat!

How about planing other people's yards? Didn't you just dig a hole for us to jump in!

"Gong Shouli, what are you making a fuss about?" But suddenly a deep voice sounded from outside the courtyard, and the Jinyi guards at the door fell to their knees without saying a word.

It was Li Wanjiang who strolled in with his hands behind his back, followed by four guards.

Xiao Chen had already guessed that it was him who had come, but he still pretended to be panic-stricken, hurriedly knelt down to greet him, and said loudly, "Your Majesty, the princes have no reason? The court has no reason?"

"Nothing!" Li Wanjiang said in his heart that this kid is really quick and intelligent, and his response is really decent.

Xiao Chen's words are not nonsense, but have allusions.

Back then, Qi Jinggong visited Yanzi's mansion at night. Yanzi was very surprised when he saw him. The first sentence he asked was this, meaning that the princes rebelled? Or was there a major change in the court?

"Then why do you humiliate your minister's family from time to time?" Xiao Chen remonstrated with a straight face, speaking righteously.

It means that since there is nothing to do, you come here in the middle of the night to fuck!

What time is it?

Why can't you send someone to find me? Make such a scary trick.

If you're not the emperor, then just care about it!

"Okay, hurry up and talk properly." Li Wanjiang was in a very bad mood at first, but when Xiao Chen interrupted him like this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

This kid is smart, sensible, talented, capable, humorous, and understanding. With such a servant by his side, he can relieve himself of so many worries.

Unfortunately……

Xiao Chen welcomed Li Wanjiang into his study, and asked him to look around, saying that there were no agency assassins in the room. In fact, this was purely superfluous, and the guards in the palace had already checked carefully just now...

Asking him to sit down, he asked cautiously, "Your Majesty, you must have something to do when you come here so late?"

"It's okay, I was bored in the palace, so I wanted to come out for a walk, and I passed by you, so I came in and sat down, why don't you welcome me?" Li Wanjiang said.

"Your Majesty has a body of ten thousand gold. It is better to go out of the palace as little as possible, especially at night, let alone bring such a big battle. I think it is enough to have Zhang Long, Zhao Hu and the four of them follow. Private visits in micro-services are safer than big fanfare." Too many." Xiao Chen felt that Li Wanjiang was a bit reckless in doing so.

I haven't thought about openly rebelling yet, otherwise, the emperor, aren't you throwing yourself into a trap?

"Ah... only you kid can tell me a few words of truth." Li Wanjiang sighed, looking preoccupied.

"Yes." Xiao Chen also knew why he was troubled.

Don't ask, it must be about the Empress Dowager and Li Wanyun.