The Best Fake Eunuch

This child is good everywhere, but this habit born in the womb is really worrying, no matter what you say, it won't work, no matter how much you persuade, you won't listen.

This is a big knot in Feng Niannian's heart. In his words, I don't even dare to die now as an old slave, because I am afraid that I will be ashamed of my master!

Having said all this, Duanmu Nanfeng still didn't take it seriously.

This Duanmu family is going to die!

"It's because Nanfeng is too ignorant. I tried to persuade him just now, but he just didn't listen. If it really doesn't work, how about we give him a bully?" Xiao Chen said.

"This... how to do it?" Feng Nian was confused.

If it's a girl, you can force it for a while, but if it's a man, I'm afraid it won't work.

Prince, you are a eunuch, so you probably don't understand this truth...

No, prince, you should have understood it when you were not a eunuch, why do you still say such ridiculous things?

"Fatty, tell Uncle Nian." Xiao Chen had no choice but to do so, but he had a plan, but he couldn't say it out loud, after all, he was a brother-in-law...

Nanfeng likes men, and he has been reluctant to marry a wife and have children. This is also Nan Qiao's knot in his heart.

She is powerless about this, but she feels that Xiao Chen must have a way, because Xiao Chen is omnipotent.

So when we were parting last time, I specifically mentioned this matter to him again, and after begging softly for a long time, Xiao Chen didn't agree, it wasn't that he refused to help, it was that he couldn't help at all with this kind of help!

It's much harder than bringing you back to life.

Duanmu Nanqiao said that I don't care, you have to take care of this matter anyway, after we get married, you will be my husband, that is, Nanfeng's brother-in-law, and my father's son-in-law.

If you just watch my Duanmu family go extinct, won't you be embarrassed to see him when you die in the future?

Xiao Chen had no choice but to agree.

Originally, Nanfeng was not very old, so this matter could be figured out slowly, but now Li Wanyun is likely to come to Jiangnan. The relationship between him and Nanfeng is very ambiguous. As for the book, what if we meet and get together?

It couldn't be that the thunder from the sky stirred the fire on the ground, and the sparks carried the lightning!

This is obviously very detrimental to both of them, as the saying goes, people's words can be feared...

If one, two, or many books are published by ginseng, even if Li Wanjiang wants to turn a blind eye, he will not be able to turn a blind eye. In addition, people with ulterior motives will fan the flames and add fuel to the flames. Ruin!

Xiao Chen has nothing to do with Li Wanyun, he can't force the prince to marry a wife and have children, right?

Then the only way is for Duanmu Nanfeng to get married, even if it's just a physical marriage, it can more or less stop talking.

It would be even better if he gave birth to a boy and a half girl. Any 'rumors' would be self-defeating, and even if they weren't, at least everyone would have a little room for maneuver, so they wouldn't be too passive.

So Xiao Chen prepared to kill two birds with one stone, not only making Duanmu Nanfeng a married couple, but also allowing him to give birth to a man and a half woman.

In other words, Xiao Chen really never thought that he would do such a thing one day.

It was difficult at first, but with the help of Shangguan Qiji, this matter can be done.

Because Shangguan Qiji has a magical fragrance...

"Old man, you go and find me that Fang Guan first, and then find all the girls in your family... don't be ugly, don't want old, just pick the young and beautiful Ang, if it's the same as that Fang Guan Similarity is the best." Shangguan Qiji began to implement the plan.

"It's not that what are you guys trying to do?" Feng Nian was at a loss.

"Where are so many nonsense, hurry up!" Shangguan Qiji explained to him lazily, you will know later.

Fangguan was about seventeen years old, he was really handsome, and he was dressed very androgynously, making it difficult to distinguish between male and female.

If it wasn't for Feng Nian's introduction, Xiao Chen and Shangguan Qiji thought he was a pretty girl.

His eyebrows are like spring mountains, his pupils are cut by autumn water, his beautiful eyes flow, and he smiles sweetly. There are countless kinds of coquettish...styles between his glances, the corners of his eyebrows and the corners of his eyes.

It's really pitiful for me, let alone Nanfeng?

Dozens of maidservants are also pretty, charming and charming. Shangguan Qiji's eyes are straightened, isn't it?

It's great to be rich!

Duanmu Nanfeng, this little bastard, really has a lot of good luck, but he doesn't know how to cherish it.

When I make a fortune in the future, I will definitely find such pretty girls, and play games with them every day, tirelessly and enjoy it... At that time, my life will be considered to have reached its peak!

Just drooling now.

Picked out five maidservants who were more similar to Chief Fang, and asked them if they would like to serve your young master in bed?

The five maids bowed their heads and said nothing, of course we would like to, Uncle Guo is so handsome and treats us so well... But before asking for our opinion, did you ask Uncle Guo what he meant?

Let us tell you quietly, in fact, our young master likes men, that is, Fang Guan just now.

Just wish.

After a while, you will go to Nanfeng Room to serve him in turn. Remember the important point, everyone must serve him once, do you understand what I mean?

This is an excellent opportunity for you, once you are pregnant with a boy and a half girl, you will be considered as Mrs. Ru of the Duanmu family from now on.

If one is lucky enough to give birth to a boy directly, then the mother is more expensive than the son, and it is possible to become the wife of Duanmu's family in the future!

As for how to serve the bed, I don't need to teach you, do I? Of course, if you want to learn, I'm willing to teach... Ahem.

The five little maids bowed their heads in silence, pretending to be shy.

"Is there any problem? If there is no problem, I will send you in." Shangguan Qiji said.

"Master, our country's uncle..." A courageous maid with a round face couldn't help it anymore, glanced at Feng Nian who was as dazed as they were, and said softly, "Our country's uncle...is drunk Ah, and he usually only let Fang Guan take care of the daily life."

"You don't have to worry about this, I guarantee that he will favor you." Shangguan Qiji said in his heart, what the hell is this?

What a waste of my ecstasy!

"Yes." The round-faced servant girl agreed softly, but hesitated to speak.

Because there is another sentence that is even more difficult to ask, uncle, you said that each of us should have a good time with Uncle Guo?

We don't have any problems, but I'm just afraid that Uncle Guo... is not good at it.

"You don't have to worry about this, I guarantee that your uncle Guo will be alive and well tonight!" Shangguan Qiji is still very confident about this.

Do you think Wen Shanchang alone can prepare the Sea God Dragon Pill?

Entering Duanmu Nanfeng's room, he gave him three kinds of medicine in succession.

The first is Mishen Xiang, which makes him temporarily transform into a real man in a daze!

The second is hangover medicine, you have to wake him up first, right?

The third medicine is not enough for outsiders...

All in all, I wish you a happy spring dream!

It is really humiliating to Xinglin that I, Shangguan Qiji's genius doctor, would do such a thing.

Xiao Chen, I will never forgive you for this matter!

Unless you give me the money you promised me now...