The Best Fake Eunuch

"Brother Fat, it's poor that he can't even eat meat, you can help him figure out a way." Ling'er couldn't bear to see Hengdu Saburo's pitiful appearance.

"There is a way." Shangguan Qiji said, "It's just a little troublesome, I'm lazy."

"Fatty, if you have any good means, use it. Anyway, staying on the boat is fine, just take it as a way to kill time." Xiao Chen was rather curious.

Not just curious.

Because the brothers under his command were injured in all kinds of strange things in the war, and some of them had all their teeth smashed out with hammers.

This kind of injury can only be regarded as a minor injury, but the injured brother really suffered, because the current dental technology is quite backward, and there is no dentures like ours.

There is only one thing called a 'tooth bridge', but this kind of bridge is mainly for decoration, just like a fake eyeball, it's just for aesthetics, it can't be used for chewing food at all.

And there are many materials for this kind of dental bridge, such as gold and silver with strong plasticity...there is another kind that is scary to say the least, which is to use dead people's teeth!

In the past, many tomb robbers would not only steal the funerary objects in the tomb, but also dig out the teeth of the deceased, and sell them for a pretty good price...

"If you give me another hundred taels of silver, I'll get it." Shangguan Qiji didn't recognize friendship, only money.

"Okay, okay, no problem." Xiao Chen readily agreed.

Shangguan Qiji also showed off.

Is it a skill to use gold teeth and silver teeth? Today buddies let you open your eyes!

If you don't need gold or silver, what do you want to use? Is it ceramic? It looks like you can't burn it now.

Shangguan Qiji used ivory.

Don't forget that there are elephants in Myanmar's warships, just saw off a piece.

Then, he made tooth molds with flour mixed with some sea mud, and asked Saburo Yoshidu to bite out a suitable tooth shape, and then used ground shell powder to make a thin mud and pour it in. After it dries, it will be a model of teeth.

This is only the first step, and the next step will be the work. Shangguan Qiji cut two pieces of ivory into a crescent shape, and then used a carving knife to carve out the shape of the teeth according to the model, even the grooves of the alveoli. It's all engraved so that it fits nicely.

Don't look at his fingers as thick as carrots, but they are also extremely dexterous!

The last step is the most critical, which is to install the two teeth on Hengduo Saburo's gums. This must be very firm, because the teeth have to move no matter whether they are speaking or eating. If the installation is not strong, it may take ten and a half days The month will have to loosen.

Shangguan Qiji mixed turtle shells, isinglass, seaweed, fishing net thread, gold powder, and some unknown powder.

Cut off a small piece of Saburo Yokoto's gums, smashed it, and finally cut his wrist and put some blood on it, mixed all these messy materials together, and made a glue that he said could bind everything, even flesh and blood .

Take off Saburo's jaw, and cut more than an inch at the corners of his mouth on both sides, so that he can work in Saburo's mouth.

It took an entire hour to glue the two pieces of dentures together, but it still takes a little time for the glue to fuse with the flesh and blood of the gums, at least three days, and seven days is best if you are sure.

During this period, Saburo Hengdu couldn't eat or drink, and his mouth had to be opened and couldn't be closed all the time, but for future happiness, Saburo Hengdu said that let alone seven days, even if it was seventy days, he could bear it!

As long as the tooth works.

I rely on not eating or drinking for seven days. I am afraid that Mr. Hengdu will starve to death. If you don’t starve to death, you will also die of thirst. It is said that the weather is so hot...

Shangguan Qiji said that you guys are short-sighted, he can't eat and drink with his mouth, doesn't he have a nose?

Get a tube and pour rice porridge directly into his nose!

The big guys all expressed their admiration after hearing this, which is called professionalism.

Shangguan Qiji said that this is a fart. He can eat with his nose now. If his nose is not good, he can cut a hole in his throat and put a tube into it to feed him. If his throat is not good, he can still eat. A tube is inserted from their anus to inject food into it. As long as the pressure is strong enough, it can go directly into the stomach!

I rely on it! The big guy listened very seriously at first, but he couldn't bear to hear it after he heard it all.

The anus is used for excretion, but you still use it for eating...

So you doctors are so inhumane, the cruel methods and weird behavior are simply unimaginable and creepy!

Shangguan Qiji said that this is the necessary quality of a doctor. The method and process are not important, but the result is important.

As long as we can save people, we are all unscrupulous. If necessary, we can even kill... kill and save.

There are specialties in the art industry, and I don’t understand if I tell you.

So how long will this pair of dentures like Fat Man last?

Fatty's answer is quite awesome, it depends on how long he can live!

Seven days later, Shangguan Qiji reset Hengdu Saburo's jaw and checked that the condition was very good. Hengdu Jun, your physical fitness is really good, and your vitality is also very tenacious. It has fully grown. Congratulations to you.

Now you can eat, you can eat anything, no problem... only geoduck is not edible, because you are growing ivory now, eating geoduck is tantamount to cannibalism, which is unethical.

This is a joke.

The first thing Hengdu Saburo did after eating and drinking was to kneel down to Shangguan Qiji, and he couldn't afford to kneel for a long time, crying.

I swear to God that I will be loyal to you, sir, after crossing Saburo, if I violate this oath, the sky will be struck by lightning!

No, haven't you sworn allegiance to Xiao Chen?

I rely on you, who looks quite honest, to be so fake.

Hengdu Saburo said that the oath was actually false... no, no, it was true... but this time it was even more true!

Ivory grows out of the dog's mouth, so what he says is reasonable, and everyone doesn't care about him, but he wanders back and forth on the deck every day, and the fact that he barks his teeth when he sees people offends a lot Man, how can you show your teeth are white!

It's so fucking white, it's glistening in the sun. According to the brothers on the nearby battleship, they can see the ivory of Mr. Hengdu shining brightly from three miles away!

There are many people who envy Hengdu Jun, including Fu Yan.

His teeth are very bad, it can't be said that they are messy, they are also uneven.

And he was a man of appearance, and he had always regretted it deeply.

If it doesn't work, I will knock out all the teeth in this mouth, and let the fat man help me get a new pair of ivory.

He made up his mind to consult with Shangguan Qiji, but unexpectedly this fat man refused to help!

"Don't you always say that I value sex and despise friends?" Shangguan Qiji has a reason for refusing, "What's wrong with me? I helped Heng Duan Saburo make teeth because of Chiba's face, that is, you What can you do if you are serious about sex, and I am serious about it?"

Didn't you listen to what he said, this is human language?