The Best Fake Eunuch

"I beg you to let me go." Ouyang Yunxiu cried in humiliation.

"Hey, is there any mistake, now you are holding me tightly." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"I... woo woo!" Ouyang Yunxiu didn't even know that her arm was still on Xiao Chen's back, and her fingers were about to dig into his flesh.

Speechless, or cry.

"Yunxiu, I didn't seem to hit your acupuncture point just now? Otherwise, how could you still move?" Xiao Chen said softly.

"Hmm..." Ouyang Yunxiu responded with a nasal voice.

"That's what you did on purpose, pretending to be motionless when I hit the acupoints?" Xiao Chen's voice was really gentle.

"No!" Ouyang Yunxiu herself couldn't explain the situation at that time, maybe it was a psychological suggestion, or she was too panicked, so she couldn't move.

"It's not important anymore." Xiao Chen kissed the remaining tears on her face, and said softly, "Yunxiu, you are so beautiful."

"You go." Only now did Ouyang Yunxiu know that she could close her eyes, she didn't dare to look at Xiao Chen anymore.

And in fact, I don't want him to go. The feeling of being hugged by someone is so warm.

"No, I can't leave yet." Xiao Chen whispered in her ear, "Master Ciyun said that we must..."

"Don't..." Ouyang Yunxiu almost cried again.

"Anyway, it's all like this, let's just come here twice, or we have to come again in the future, what do you think?" Xiao Chen spoke in a negotiating tone, but if Ouyang Yunxiu disagreed, then there would be no discussion.

"I say no." Ouyang Yunxiu gently refused, you don't hurt!

"If you can't do it, you have to do it!" Xiao Chen immediately changed his face.

"Then you still ask me!" Ouyang Yunxiu cried fiercely at him.

"Hey, you weren't amazing before. Aren't you an iceberg beauty? How did you become a porcelain doll?" Xiao Chen hoped that she could muster up her courage.

"I hurt..." Ouyang Yunxiu didn't even know how she said it.

"The eldest lady of the Ouyang family is still afraid of pain?" Xiao Chen laughed.

"Emotions don't hurt you." Ouyang Yunxiu was willing to go all out.

Just as Xiao Chen said, it's the same anyway, I'm not pure anymore!

"By the way, I have a panacea here!" Xiao Chen suddenly remembered that he still had two packs of pills given by Wen Shanchang.

Originally, I wanted to give it to Liu Ruyun and Yang Fenger, but I never had the chance...

I found it from the messy pocket of my clothes, opened it, took out a black pill, and a red pill, held one in each hand, looked left and right, and fell into deep confusion.

Which one is the Dragon Pill that explores the sea, and which one is I love a piece of firewood?

Said he forgot.

This damned Wen Shanchang you too, you put a mark on the medicine bag anyway!

"What kind of medicine is this? What are you looking at?" Ouyang Yunxiu was curious.

"One is Sea-Exploring Dragon Pill, which I ate, and the other is I love a piece of firewood, which you ate. Now I can't tell which one is which bird." Xiao Chen didn't dare to eat randomly. If there is going to be trouble, it may not be done!

"What is this?" Ouyang Yunxiu felt strange when she heard the name of the medicine, but fortunately she didn't know what the two medicines were, otherwise she wouldn't take it if she was killed!

"It nourishes yin and nourishes yang." Xiao Chen's words were not completely nonsense.

"Oh, if it's a tonic, usually black is for girls, and red is for men." Ouyang Yunxiu has taken many such pills for nourishing yin and nourishing yang since she was a child. .

"Are you sure?" Xiao Chen said.

"Well, it's almost like this." Ouyang Yunxiu said, "Give me the black one."

So Ouyang Yunxiu is more or less a bit silly...

This is what you want to eat yourself.

"How do you feel?" Xiao Chen himself didn't take the red pill, but just stared at Ouyang Yunxiu intently.

See if she has taken the wrong medicine.

"How does it feel?" Ouyang Yunxiu has not figured out the situation so far.

"I don't really know." Xiao Chen said in his heart that I am not a girl.

"Then you still ask... what did you give me to eat!" Ouyang Yunxiu's breathing suddenly became rapid, her face flushed instantly, and her delicate body trembled violently like an electric shock.

"That's right." Only then did Xiao Chen definitely throw the Sea-Exploring God Dragon Pill into his mouth.

So the waves rush to the waves, and the river flows in the waves forever.

The tide rises and falls, one wave does not subside and another wave rises again, one wave has not yet subsided, and another wave comes again...

When the weather finally calmed down, the two wavers were exhausted.

"Yunxiu, I..." Xiao Chen's voice sounded exhausted.

"Don't move!" Ouyang Yunxiu's voice was a little hoarse.

"Then I'll..." Xiao Chen said again.

"Shut up!" Ouyang Yunxiu bit Xiao Chen's lips.

"How many times?" Xiao Chen was silent for a while, then suddenly asked an embarrassing question.

"You villain!" Ouyang Yunxiu was kissing Xiao Chen's shoulder, but immediately bit down hard upon hearing this.

"I'm serious, have you had it three times?" Xiao Chen asked again.

"I don't remember, I fainted several times just now... Oh, don't ask." Ouyang Yunxiu was about to die of embarrassment.

The feeling of dying is really unbearable.

"That's fine, if this..." Xiao Chen didn't finish his sentence, suddenly his eyes darkened, and he actually came to the beach?

But the sea in front of him was a deep blue, boundless, shimmering, like silver snakes dancing wildly.

A cold moon hung high in the sky, emitting an unreal light like that in a dream.

Where the fuck is this?

It's impossible to fall asleep and enter a dream all at once, right?

"This is my sea of ​​consciousness." A voice sounded softly from behind, Xiao Chen turned his head suddenly, only to see a beauty like an ice sculpture standing on the beach, with long hair being gently blown by the sea breeze.

"Yunxiu?" Xiao Chen rushed over and hugged her, but felt that her body was cold and hard, it turned out to be really an ice sculpture!

"Do you think the moon is beautiful?" Ouyang Yunxiu's whole body turned into an ice sculpture, only the mouth and eyes above the neck could move.

"It's beautiful... what is this?" Xiao Chen turned around behind her, only to find that there was a small talisman on her crystal clear back. Perhaps it had been too long, the paper of the talisman had turned yellow, and it seemed It has been deeply embedded in her flesh...

"This is the Yin Talisman, alas... It seems that it still won't work, I feel like I can't even move it." Ouyang Yunxiu sighed softly.

"What the hell, what a demon curse!" Xiao Chen reached out and grabbed it and tore it down forcefully, but the spell seemed to seep into Ouyang Yunxiu's flesh and remained motionless.

"Who are you? Dare to touch my spell?" Suddenly there was another cold sound, Xiao Chen heard the sound and looked, but saw a man in black with a horrific face slowly coming from the darkness.

"I, Xiao Chen, who are you?" Xiao Chen said loudly.

"Xiao Chen?" The man in black was slightly taken aback, "Who is that?"

"You don't know who I am, but I do know who you are, right?" Xiao Chen can think of it with his nose.

No matter what kind of peerless devil he is, Xiao Chen didn't take him seriously.