The Best Fake Eunuch

"Hahaha, you always use wooden fish to charm you, and now they also use needles to charm you. This is called retribution, but you have nothing to complain about." Amidst the laughter, another middle-aged monk walked slowly.

Still holding a purple gold bowl in his hand, he smiled maliciously at Ouyang Yunxiu, "Ouyang Yunxiu, quickly come to my bowl!"

When Ouyang Yunxiu saw this person, he couldn't help but sighed softly, "Monk Wuhua, are you still a scourge?"

"Hahaha, good people don't live long, and disasters last for thousands of years!" The middle-aged monk laughed loudly, "If I don't get your beauty with cloud sleeves, even if I die, I can't rest in peace."

"This matter is not good tonight." Fu Yan said to Xiao Chen, "We will cover later, boss, you should leave quickly, don't look back."

"What the hell are these bald donkeys stronger than that Sheertu?" It was impossible for Xiao Chen to leave his brother behind.

"Forget about the others, this monk Wuhua is better than She'etu, but he's not even a star." Fu Yan sighed.

"Is it so awesome?" Xiao Chen expressed his dissatisfaction, and secretly moved the flame palm, but he still couldn't get the fire out of rubbing it!

"He was originally a disciple of the Nangong family, and his name was Nangong Wuhua. He was kicked out of the house by the Nangong family because of a scandal. In a fit of anger, he left Tianzhu and joined the demon monk Nimo, becoming an arhat with a bowl. Nangong martial arts is unparalleled in the world, and he is still a direct disciple, so..." Fu Yan said that he was very awesome.

Boss, if you can use your flame palm freely, maybe you can fight him, otherwise...

"Kill them all." Monk Wuhua stared fixedly at Ouyang Yunxiu's face with peach blossom eyes, "Leave this young lady of the Ouyang family to me."

"Wuhua, how dare you mess around!" Ouyang Yunxiu said sharply.

"Hahaha, Yunxiu, you know my temper. Is it me if you don't mess around? No matter how powerful your Yunxiu is, you are not my opponent. Why don't you just obediently follow me to the West Paradise? In the future you will become Avalokitesvara and I have become Buddhas, how great it would be for us both to cultivate into the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!" Monk Wuhua laughed.

"I'll just go with you, spare their lives." Ouyang Yunxiu's threats were useless, and instead he begged softly.

She didn't have any intention of resisting.

"Hey... Although I am merciful, these few people cannot stay. We cut off the dragon veins of Dazhou, that is no small matter. If Li Wanjiang becomes angry and goes to attack Tianzhu on the verge of death, it is not good. It's gone." Monk Wuhua sighed and shook his head.

"Woo? Woooooo!" Xiao Chen got angry when he heard this, who the hell did he think you were?

Is the young master made of mud? You can kill him if you say so?

"Yeah? Is this man dumb?" Wu Hua looked at Xiao Chen with a curious expression on her face, "Are you pretending to be dumb? It's useless, the dumb and blind will have to be killed."

"What do you want to say?" Ouyang Yunxiu knew that he was not dumb.

"Hehe, miss, you forgot that you didn't allow my boss to talk just now?" Fu Yan reminded her from the side.

"You! Tell me you!" Ouyang Yunxiu was speechless, you insisted on talking too much when you were not allowed to speak, but now you can speak but pretend to be dumb!

Are you short-hearted?

"Wuhua bald donkey, I will treat you as a bastard grandson!" Xiao Chen opened his mouth and scolded, "You are from China, but you help foreigners cut off my emperor's dragon's veins for disloyalty; you are from Jianghu, but you don't To follow the rules of the world is to be unrighteous; to betray your family is to be unfilial, to kill innocent people indiscriminately, to be unkind, unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, and unrighteous bastard!"

"I, Xiao Chen, have never seen such a brazen person like you! It's a shame that you are still alive? If I were you, I would have found a rope and hanged myself in a place where there is no one! I didn't ask Do you have the nerve to see your ancestors after you die? Really, bah, me!" Xiao Chen endured him for a long time.

"Hahaha, scolding is good, scolding is wonderful, scolding is croaking!" Unexpectedly, Monk Wuhua was not angry at all, and laughed, "This little brother used to be a storyteller?"

"Oh, I'm going!" This time it was Xiao Chen's turn to be speechless.

Sure enough, a shameless person is invincible.

Before, I always thought that my skin was already thick enough, but compared to this one, it's so frightening!

"But it also irritated me." Monk Wuhua stopped laughing abruptly, and his face darkened instantly, "Junior Brother Dali, go and pull out his tongue for me."

Dali Arhat smiled sinisterly, and walked straight towards Xiao Chen, "Stick out your tongue."

Xiao Chen said in his heart, fuck you!

Only a woman can tell me this, what the hell does a skinny old man of yours ask me to stick out my tongue for?

It's fine if you're good-looking, look at your ugly appearance... No, not even good-looking!

Raising his hand towards his face was a flaming palm, but it hit a lonely...

"Brother, can I kill him?" Xiao Ye felt that he should make a move, but it would be safer to ask his brother first, otherwise he would curse again later!

"Pull out his tongue!" Xiao Chen said loudly.

"En." Xiao Ye nodded to show that he received it, took a step to block in front of Xiao Chen, looked at Dali Arhat and said softly, "Stick out your tongue."

"Hey, you are stupid, why did you let this kid die?" Ouyang Yunxiu was startled when he saw this.

"That's not necessarily true." Baili Qingyun beside him said lightly.

"Are you stupid too?" Ouyang Yunxiu glared at him.

Baili shook his head slightly and stopped talking.

The most surprised one should be Vigorous Arhat. Seeing Xiao Ye's disbelief, he tilted his head towards Xiao Ye as if he was listening, and asked knowingly, "What did you just say?"

Xiao Ye didn't talk nonsense with him, seeing that he sent his head here, it was exactly what he wanted, so he stretched out his small arms and directly wrapped his arms around his neck!

As the name suggests, the powerful Arhats claim to have the power of a diamond!

Being hugged by Xiao Ye's neck not only didn't panic at all, but also gave out a strange giggle, as long as I make such a slight struggle, your arm, an undead boy, will be broken into three pieces, and I wouldn't be you if I broke a piece less Lord Arhat!

yeah? I didn't move even once!

Two times, three times... At the end, he became anxious, his hands and feet danced wildly, and kicked the frozen iron-like ground into a big hole, but he still couldn't break free from Xiao Ye's embrace.

And the reason why Xiao Ye didn't break his neck was because he wanted to pull out his tongue, but this guy struggled desperately but didn't open his mouth, he didn't cooperate at all!

Xiao Ye was finally annoyed.

He smashed all his teeth with one punch, stuffed his hand into his mouth, grabbed his tongue and pulled it lightly!

So the whole world became quiet, only the sound of snowflakes falling...

The awesome Vigorous Arhat no longer struggled, because he had already passed out from the pain.

It seems that he is not an Arhat after all, but also a body of flesh and blood.

Under the horrified eyes of the rest of the arhats, Xiao Ye threw the bloody mass of meat on the ground, raised his arms, and gently blew off the snowflakes on it.

What Ximen Chuuxue blows is blood, not snow.

What Xiao Ye blew was snow, not blood.

Because the blood on his hands had already frozen into ice.

It's like the atmosphere on the field now.