The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen did not forget Lin Dongyang's entrustment, so he took 200,000 taels of silver from him.

He is quite a contractual person. If he takes money from others, he must do things for them.

Besides, it's really nothing to do, it's nothing more than taking care of his niece and daughter.

This is really nothing to him as the actual chief eunuch of the harem.

But in fact, he really forgot...

That night, he took a few Xichang brothers and eunuchs to inspect the defense of the harem, and walked to a weed-grown courtyard, and asked casually whose bedroom this was?

A little eunuch hurried forward to report that this is Yang Zigong, and the nobleman Yang Feng'er lived in it.

"Oh! It turned out to be her." Xiao Chen slapped his head, and then he remembered the entrustment of Governor Lin Dongyang, and he forgot it all!

"Master Xiao, why do you recognize her?" The little eunuch was shocked by Xiao Chen's reaction unexpectedly.

"Well, why does she live in such a remote place?" Xiao Chen asked.

It's not remote here, it's so fucking remote. A dozen meters away is the famous Leng Palace, which is the prison in the palace.

Moreover, the gates and courtyards of other palaces in the harem were cleaned cleanly, but this place was overgrown with weeds, yellow and red, and a mess.

By the way, do you know that Yang Fenger is the niece of Jiangdong County Governor Lin Dongyang, everyone?

Why do you bully her like this.

"My lord doesn't know, this is personally arranged by the Queen Mother." The little eunuch said cautiously in a voice like a mosquito.

"Oh? Why." Xiao Chen was very puzzled, why did the old witch like to meddle in other people's business so much.

"Uh...that's because this Yang Guiren is a young woman with a very enchanting birth. The queen mother said that this woman is too... charming, and she is too old. She is just in her thirties... Then what, I'm afraid The emperor was so fascinated by her that she damaged the dragon's body." The little eunuch almost whispered in Xiao Chen's ear.

What a f*cking old hag, eating radishes and worrying about nothing!

You are also worried that your son will damage the body of the dragon. Don't you know that your son's dragon has been slapped by God?

It belongs to the state of 'the dragon rooster doesn't know where to go, and the following is empty for a thousand years'...

Even a woman like Liu Ruyun couldn't charm him, let alone this little widow?

After knocking on the door for a long time, an old eunuch came out slowly, rubbing his eyes and watching everyone for a long time, still confused, when the hell did he fall asleep?

Isn't it your old man who has lived a long life?

Walking swaying, but still serving nobles?

"Who, knocking on the door in the middle of the night!" The old man was not happy.

"This is our lord Xiao who wants to pay a visit to Yang Guiren, you go in and report it quickly." The little eunuch said loudly.

"What sir?" The old eunuch didn't hear clearly at all.

"Lord Xiao!" The little eunuch almost shouted.

"Who is Xiao?" The old eunuch was still confused.

Xiao Chen also ignored him lazily, strode directly into the courtyard, and two extremely ugly yellow-haired maids ran out after hearing the sound, looking at Xiao Chen curiously.

"Has Mrs. Yang rested too?" Xiao Chen said, "Please go in and inform me, two young ladies, that Xiao Chen is here to pay respects."

"Who do you say you are?" The two little maids heard clearly, but their eyes were round and round, and their expressions were disbelieving.

By the way, our place is similar to Leng Palace, usually we don’t even see a ghost, Xiao Chen, Eunuch Xiao is the most popular eunuch in the palace, how could he condescend to come here?

Impossible.

Oops, it’s not good, is it some mountain ghost fox who came to play tricks on us?

"I'm Xiao Chen." Xiao Chen is always polite to girls, no matter if they are palace daughters or queens, of course, if they are familiar with each other, they will be rude...

"My god, it's Master Xiao!" The two little girls saw Xiao Chen's appearance clearly this time, and hurriedly turned around and ran. They ran too fast, and they fell to the ground together when they reached the high steps of the palace gate. Get up and keep running...

As soon as he saw this Yang Guiren, Xiao Chen had a feeling of deja vu.

Where did I seem to have seen her? But I just can't remember...

"Eunuch Xiao, why did you come to find me so late? Did the queen mother send you here?" Yang Feng'er was a little flustered when she saw Xiao Chen.

She thought it was the queen mother who came to embarrass her again.

"It's not the Queen Mother, it's your uncle Lin Dongyang, Governor Lin who entrusted me to come and see you. I just came back and I have too many things to do, and I just have time tonight..." Xiao Chen lied, his face didn't change color and his heartbeat didn't change.

"Oh..." Yang Feng'er breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.

"You are Zhang Min!" Seeing her smile, Xiao Chen suddenly remembered where he had seen her before, it was in a movie, and this Yang Feng'er looked too similar to that female star.

The white clothes are like snow, the eyes are like water, and looking back like a dream, do you still remember the sentence "I'm waiting for you in Dadu"?

I rely on her, wouldn't she also come here through time travel?

After thinking about it, I was wrong, the female star is now in her fifties, but she is so young... Did she travel from another time and space when she was young?

She is Xiao Chen's favorite female star... one of them, how many love stories about her did she have when she was young and frenzied... What a sweet dream!

It's a pity that the world can't keep it, Zhu Yancijinghuacishu!

The beauty who was once so glamorous is already late.

But he didn't expect to see her when she was young, her little heart was beating fast for a moment, she was in a daze, and she didn't realize her slip of the tongue under wild thinking.

"Master Xiao, what did you say?" Yang Feng'er was stunned, I'm not Zhang Min, I'm Yang Feng'er.

"It's nothing." Xiao Chen touched his nose subconsciously, because he felt that the blood suddenly rushed to his head just now, and it would be embarrassing if there was a nosebleed.

"Lord Xiao, you are really..." Yang Feng'er smiled sweetly, full of charm.

"Come on!" Xiao Chen shouted, and the big guys at the door rushed in and agreed loudly.

"Give me an order to ask the people in charge of the Zhidian to send someone over to clean the courtyard immediately tomorrow! If I see a weed or a leaf again, watch their butts!"

"Hey!"

"Go and tell the internal officials to ask them to send people over tomorrow to repair the palace walls, heighten and strengthen them, and let the people from the imperial prison replace all the furniture in Yangzi Palace with new ones, just follow Liu Regulations for noble concubines! Find Zhang Dafu from the Shangyi Supervisor and ask him to roll over and make new clothes for Yang Guiren himself."

"Let the people in charge of silver make some gold and silver utensils. I lost all the broken copper and iron. In addition, the fine porcelain I brought back from the south of the Yangtze River was selected and sent to the nobles. In short, it can be exchanged. Change them all for me, the big bastard is so neglectful of Yang Guiren, but he doesn't care about me!"

Xiao Chen lost his temper while he was talking, the big guy was obsequious, and he said to himself, sir, you are so angry that it is inexplicable, no one knows that you recognize this Yang Guiren.

Don't tell me sooner!

If you had said earlier, this place would have been completely new.

If it's not Mrs. Xiao, what is your relationship with her?

Why are you so excited.