The Apprentice is Too Diligent and the Master is a Bit Lazy

  Chapter 22 What else can go out besides hot springs...

   "In the beginning, Taixuefu Jijiu thought that there was a problem with the teaching method of the teachers in the college, so I kept changing teachers and colleges, but it still didn't work."

  "Later, Taixuefu Jijiu, Yushi doctor, and monks from the royal family of Zhuanxu all helped me see it. They said that I couldn't communicate with the world. It must be my problem. I know it. In fact, they just want to call me stupid."

  Li Xu nodded and said, "I agree with this point."

  "Master..."

  Dawei's fox ears moved, and she looked at Li Xu aggrievedly, really wanting to jump up and beat him, biting him with her little tiger's teeth.

   "Hahaha, haven't they thought of helping you solve this problem?"

   "Yes, but I don't know how to solve it?"

  Li Xu thought for a while: "That's right, if you know, there will be nothing to do with me.

  If you can’t communicate with the world, you can’t practice. Your situation is a lot like a start with a waste of wood. "

  Dawei's two fox ears moved and asked, "Master, what are you talking about?"

  Li Xudao: “You can’t communicate with the world. There must be a reason. I’m going to run some tests on you, and then evaluate you. I’m going to give ten questions and see how many questions you can do right.”

  "Master, make the question simpler."

   "I know it in my heart."

  Li Xu took out the pen and paper from the storage bag and wrote on it.

  He has 10 questions, including sub-questions, common sense questions, fill-in-the-blank questions, memory questions, extended questions, appreciation questions and translation questions.

  This is a very comprehensive set of examination papers, which can be said to be specially tailored for her.

  If she can answer 3 questions correctly, it means that she has no problem with her IQ.

  If it is less than 3, you can consider severing the relationship between master and apprentice.

   Soon, he compiled the title, looked at Da Wei, and said with earnestness:

  "There are 10 questions in total. Just fill in the answers on the paper. I will give you a cup of tea time and give me a cup of tea."

  Li Xu handed her the paper, and Dawei stood up with a solemn expression of taking Master’s exam questions.

  But when she saw the exam questions, she was confused and messy.

  However, she has experienced strong winds and waves, and soon calmed down, sitting on the ground and answering questions quickly.

  The test questions and answers are as follows:

  Part ①Sub-question: Do you think Master is good-looking?

  Answer: Good-looking, I have never seen someone so good-looking like Master.

  Section ②Common sense question: In addition to hot springs, what else can produce H2O?

  Answer: Anzhiyu.

  Part ③Common sense question: There is on the top and there is also on the bottom. Come in the evening. What is this (thing)?

  Answer: I don’t understand.

  Fill in the blank question: Guanyin____

  Answer: It is a male or female.

  Fill in the blank question: You know me**, I know you____

answer:**.

  Fourth memory question: What do the four absolutes of the moment refer to?

  Answer: Yun wants to wear clothes, but the others can’t remember.

  Section ⑦Extended question: What is Dr. Yushi’s mount (just write one)?

  Answer: Doctor Shi.

  Section ⑧ Appreciation question: What does this sentence mean?

  Answer: I don’t know.

⑨Logical question: A person takes a yellow dog, a white rabbit and a bunch of greens across the river. There is only one small boat by the river. You can only bring one thing across the river at a time. If the person is not there, the yellow dog will bite the white rabbit. , The white rabbit wants to gnaw the greens. Please think about it. How can we safely cross the river if the yellow dog is not allowed to bite the white rabbit and the white rabbit is not allowed to gnaw the greens?

answer:

  The first method is to teach the yellow dog and the white rabbit to swim and swim together.

  The second method: Let the yellow dog and the white rabbit become good friends.

   Article ⑩ Translation topic: Shi Shishi poet Shi Shi, addicted to lions, swears to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always sees the lion in the market. At ten o'clock, the ten lions are suitable for the market. At that time, Shishi is the right market. Shi regarded the ten lions as ten lions. Shi Shi is ten lion corpses, suitable for stone room. The stone chamber is wet, so the Shishi will wipe the stone chamber. Shi Shishi wiped, Shi Shi first tried to eat ten lion corpses. When eating, I first realized the ten lion corpses, and the real ten stone lion corpses. Trial explanation is a matter.

  Answer: I don’t know what to do.

  Pen stops.

   "Master, I'm done."

  Dawen stood up happily, ran over to pass the test paper to Li Xu, and ran back to the original position to sit.

   "So fast? It's not time for a cup of tea."

  Li Xu's mouth gradually curved out: "The top ten academies are absolutely eye-catching. I dare say that you are a rare talent. In the future, the master of the avenue will definitely have your name."

  Dawen smiled happily: "Thank you, Master, for the compliment."

  Li Xu took the test paper and glanced at it. The corners of his mouth twitched, his face turned black, he fell from the branches of the tree and fell to the ground, and the peach blossom petals on the ground flew up one after another.

  You are a real talent.

   actually only two questions are correct, only ① and ⑤ two questions are correct, the others are wrong answers.

  Li Xu had the idea of ​​severing the relationship between teacher and student on the spot.

   But Dawei moved her ears, blinked her eyes, her eyes gleamed, and she looked at herself expectantly.

  Li Xu handed her the test paper again, shaking his mouth and said:

   "How many questions do you think you answered correctly?"

  Dawei confidently said: "①②④⑤⑦⑨, six questions."

  Li Xu's face became darker, really unaware of himself, took the exam papers, and coldly snorted:

   "The first one is to send sub-questions. I deliberately made you right. Fortunately, you didn't make any mistakes. If you make a mistake, our fate of mentoring and apprenticeship ends here."

  "But, your second question, I asked, ‘What else does H2O besides hot springs?’ Let’s see what you answered?"

  Dabao said: "Anzhiyu."

   Seeing that Li Xu's face was wrong, Da Wei hurriedly said: "All I can think of right away is her. Master, you don't want to believe it. If you don't believe it, go and check it yourself?"

"you win."

  Li Xu suddenly felt a myocardial infarction. Then:

   "In your ④ fill in the blank question "Guanyin____", you fill in "Is a man or a woman", I really want to kill you, you just fill in a Guanyin goddess, Guanyin Bodhisattva, I will make you right, but you..."

   "I don't think there is a problem." Da Wei pouted.

   Li Xu stared at him: "Memory question: What do the four absolutes of the moment refer to? Didn't I tell you? Yun Xiangyi, Hua Xiangrong, Zibuyu, Red Buddha Girl."

   "Four names, how can I remember them?"

  "Also quibble, it's obviously that you have a poor memory."

  Li Xu stared at the examination paper, and said: "Extension question ⑦: What is Dr. Yushi’s mount? Look at how you wrote it? Dr. Yushi is a position and cannot be divided into ‘Yu’ and ‘Doctor Shi’."

  "Master, I know this is a position, but I saw it and asked me to write it casually."

   "I asked you to write a mount at will, you fill a cat, a dog, I will let you be right."

   "I thought it was asking me to fill in casually, so I just fill in'Doctor Shi' casually, Master, you are not rigorous in giving the question."

  Li Xu looked at her coldly: "You stand up."

  Dazhen suddenly realized something was wrong: "Master, say yes first, I stand up, don't hit me."

  Li Xu did not speak, but looked at her quietly.

  Dazhen stood up, turned around and ran, timidly said:

  "Master, you look so cold, I'll go back and cook for you first, so calm down here."

  "Don't run." Li Xu chased after him.

   "If you say yes, don't hit me?"

   "I am not going to hit you. I plan to tie your hands and hang it up and use a long whip to hit you."

  (End of this chapter)