The Anti-Routine Liar At The Beginning, The Other Party Was Scared And Wanted To Call The Police

"I...I don't know."

The bald driver no longer had the high spirits he had before, and he became a little nervous when he spoke.

[Isn't this bald man just bragging, saying that no one can catch up with him? 】

【Hahaha! The police comrades have already set up a net, and they don't even have a chance to run away! 】

[If you don't catch him and educate him well, he will become a road killer sooner or later! 】

【that is! With such a bald head, a car accident may happen at any time. How wrong are those innocent passers-by who are affected! 】

【…】

The bald man beside him seemed disapproving.

He patted the bald driver's shoulder lightly.

"Don't panic, brother, this time our stockings are on our feet, but not on our heads. It's alright."

heard.

The two traffic policemen looked into the car curiously towards the probe.

The bald driver and the bald man were wearing black stockings in the trousers!

【what! I can't do it, my eyes are blinded by them! 】

【Fuck! What exactly are these two people? 】

[It was too dark in the car before, I didn't see it clearly...I thought they were wearing some thin ice stockings. 】

[I thought they were wearing the kind of leggings they played with...]

[Good guy... These two old men look very brave, but I didn't expect to play well behind their backs? 】

【…】

"Officer, isn't it illegal for a man to wear stockings?"

The bald driver asked weakly.

"Not breaking the law..."

"It's just that your hobby... is a bit special..."

The leading traffic policeman coughed and realized that the conversation had gone wrong, and quickly brought the topic back.

"Let's not talk about your dress."

"We just did a preliminary inspection of your vehicle. You don't have an annual inspection, right?"

"Annual inspection? I have an annual inspection every year."

The bald driver responded quickly.

"He has been checked every month since he was released from prison."

The bald man was making up for it.

"The doctor said that he is healthy and has no infectious diseases at all, and the chrysanthemum is well maintained."

【? ? ? 】

【Fuck! what did i hear? 】

[They are obviously spreading rumors, there is room and board in the number, everything is in order, the big guys are very fond of newcomers! 】

[I seem to understand why they like to wear stockings...]

[It looks quite healthy... As for whether it is well maintained or not, it is not clear. 】

【…】

"You're answering... the bull's head is wrong."

"I'm asking you if your car has an annual inspection. Your car looks quite new, but even if it's a new car, you must get a sign of exemption from annual inspection every two years, otherwise you will be investigated and punished on the road."

"Annual inspection...this..."

The bald driver was sweating profusely.

"Comrade, I can see at a glance that you are a talented person. You really know what you are! This is a new car."

Talking about this Passat, the bald man looked excited, "Look at the interior, the brand-new glass, and the tires, they're hardly worn out. After all, the price of such a fine-quality car will be sold at that time. high."

"Sell a car? Price?"

The two traffic policemen glanced at each other, already beginning to sense something was wrong.

But they didn't think much about it for a while.

"Comrade driver, someone reported you being tired, drunk and driving without a license."

"Now we're going to inspect you in accordance with the law."

"Please show your driver's license and the certificate of operation of the vehicle, and cooperate with us to take a breath."

"If you want a fine, just give me a bill."

The bald driver stammered, "I will definitely cooperate with the fine."

"Don't talk too much, the fine has nothing to do with us."

The bald man shrugged handsomely, "It's a big deal, let them tow the car away... Let's get another one!"

"My Nima..."

The bald man stared at the bald man with wide eyes, hesitating to say anything.

"What, the car was stolen?"

The two policemen reacted instantly.

A series of strange behaviors of the two people in the car were finally explained.

【Fuck! I got it! No wonder they said that the stockings were worn under their feet this time... It turns out that they all committed crimes by wearing them on their heads! 】

[Nima... The driver said that wine is a cowardly thing before, but it turned out to be a pun. Only after drinking can you have the courage to steal a car! 】

[Before they said that they just got this car, they wanted to try the car, and I would take someone by the way. At the time, I thought it was a bit strange... Now I finally understand! Dare to love the car they stole! 】

【Hahaha! This is the legendary pig teammate, right? If the old man on the co-pilot is completely sober, will he be so angry that he slaps himself a few times? 】

[This is good, and I can go in and pack food and shelter again, but there is no monthly physical examination in it. 】

【…】

Two traffic policemen took a fighting stance and guarded the doors on both sides.

At the same time, he slapped the car glass and tried to open the door.

"Get out of the car for me! Put your head in your hands!"

The bald man was still bewildered, so he was dragged out of the car and uniformed on the spot.

The bald driver slammed open the door, found an opportunity to push the traffic police away, and then tried to run away.

But only then did he realize that he was missing a slipper!

All that remained was another slipper with a broken lace.

not far away.

Lu Ze was smiling at the bald-headed driver. The ground in front of him... the driver's flip-flops.

What the heck!

The bald driver almost vomited blood!

The young man actually predicted the ending.

Take away your own running tools in advance!

Without slippers... I can't run fast at all...

due to inconsistent pace.

The bald driver staggered and fell on the spot.

at the same time.

The police car that was guarding the intersection also came to support.

And immediately control the bald driver.

"Comrade police, take it easy... I won't run!"

The bald-headed driver fell and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, "I have no shoes... I can't outrun you!"

【Wuhu! Two more in! 】

[I Ze is worthy of being a crime nemesis, even taking a taxi on the side of the road can even catch two car thieves! 】

[These two people took the initiative to rush up to give people their heads! You have to pull people to earn extra money, hahahaha! Now put yourself in it! 】

[I thought it was just two reckless drivers who illegally drove, but I didn't expect them to be Jiang Yang thieves wearing black silk. 】

[Since it's a car thief... then hurry up and inform the city police team, and there are performances coming to the door! 】

【…】

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