The Anarchic Consort

He licked his head, and the phoenix sat up on his long legs. The blood-stained scorpion was dragged to the ground like water. The soft black hair fell on his side, and he got up with a faint sandalwood.

A young monk stood in front of her, hesitantly said: "Phoenix, you are really embarrassed." So let's converge, let's attend the banquet, don't let these rumors gossip. The key is that if you don't attend the banquet, you don't give the face of heaven, don't give the face of heaven, the Buddha sins and punish you.

Do you think you are a material for chanting?

Every time I read, I will take a group of little monks to listen.

Can you think about their ears? Hey!

They want to become a Buddha!

Become a Buddha!

Become a Buddha!

The important thing is said three times!

"I want to let me attend the banquet." Phoenix looked at the calm face, the roaring little man, and smiled and smiled: "I have to close for two days."

The little monk shook his head: "How long does it take for the Buddha to turn off?"

"I hate being tied up." The voice of the phoenix cooled down.

The young monk read Amitabha: "So the Buddha said, look at you well, you don't say when you are in the devil world, who is met, why is it hurt, the Buddha must of course shut the adult for three days, only three days off You asked for two days, so it was too greedy, the Buddha said..."

“Buddha said.” Phoenix stood up and reached out and waved his long hair: “You really have the potential to become a Buddha.”

The little monk’s surprise was a big surprise: “Really?”

"Of course it is true. It’s a pity that you don’t go to chanting so much." Phoenix reached out and touched the bald head of the little monk: "Well, I am going to the banquet. You first bring me the water from the heavens." ""

The little monk was also cute. He nodded and asked: "Is the adult going to water again? These gods are a pity for Bodhi. I heard them say that the gods of heaven should be used to irrigate the golden lotus. Bodhi can live without water. Right, I also heard that yesterday, Jinlian turned into an adult, and became a Buddha. The long one is beautiful, and today I have to attend the banquet."

"So the Buddha Road, this is to want to use a beauty for an emperor?" Phoenix hands behind his head, lazy smile, nothing to do with himself.

The young monk walked behind him in a deep and shallow way: "You can't say that, the old man said that this is a love in the mortal world, very beautiful and beautiful."

"In the future, you tell the old man, this is called a blind date in the world." Phoenix took the water from the little monk's hand and smiled softly: "I will call the male and female to eat together and see the right eye." You can make a room, understand?"

The little monk listened: "That, that!"

"Okay, don't be there, you are still young, not suitable for blind date..."

However, the Phoenix did not think of it. There is such an old saying that it is good to arrest the oriole.

She heard the words of others.

Naturally someone will hear her.

"Emperor..." The little Shami who led the way laughed at this time. He always knew the temper of the Phoenix, and he saw **** words. But in most cases, she was not seen, so she never made any trouble. .

Now... Little Shami looks up at the emperor who looks like a smile, and hurriedly explains: "You must not misunderstand the emperor."

"Misunderstanding?" The man spoke up. The white robes were spread like a thousand layers of petals, and the silk falls on the clothes, like a lotus flower bursting silently on the water in the night: "What do you mean by misunderstanding? Buddha Is the Tao going to give the woman to the temple? Or is it a blind date?"

Little Shamiton’s words are stuffed, and he never wants to hear the word of blind date again!

"Let's go, this temple is very curious about the banquet, people in Buddhism will say something." The man laughed again, and he could still smell the blood from the six hells.

Little Shami didn't dare to say anything more. He only looked at the man's back, and he flew to the glaciers in the imaginary sky. He felt that something was falling at this moment.

There has never been anyone who can be in the Buddhism and Taoism.

That is a big disrespect for the conversion of Wanfo.

"Imperial monarch please." Xiao Shami bowed his head and wiped the sweat on his forehead with long sleeves.

He is thinking about waiting for a while, what should two people do on the banquet?

One represents the Taoist way and represents the Buddha's way. There has never been a peaceful encounter.

If you meet, you will fight...

Xiao Shaya did not dare to think about the picture, just walked quietly, could not help but look back under the Bodhi tree.

The phoenix is ​​still watering, and her hands have been punished by thousands of grievances, killing countless demons, and only to be among the Buddhas.

Therefore, other people who become Buddha will not say too much to the Phoenix, but they will not recite her right and wrong. After all, at least in the Buddhism and Taoism, no one dares to face her.

The phoenix is ​​like this since childhood. There is no one friend who goes to the Buddha every day to chanting. When she is not sent to Buddhism, she is usually very quiet.

In addition to talking to the little monks, occasionally sitting under the Bodhi tree and reading the watering.

As others have said, God water is wasted in places that should not be wasted.

When Xiaoying heard this, he smiled at Bodhiye: "Whoever said that it was wasted, Jinlian opened beautiful again, and there were countless flowers. There was only one Bodhi on this mountain, and the scenery was unparalleled."

So the Bodhi had a name, and the scenery was unparalleled.

It was from that time that Xiaofeng began to water the Bodhi.

When the phoenix grew up, Bodhi still had no humanity, and he didn’t even have six senses.

"Phoenix, I heard from the Sayādaw, Bodhi can not be human." The little monk stretched the palm of his hand to help the phoenix hold the porcelain bottle: "How much water is poured is the same."

The phoenix smiled and stood up straight: "He can't be a person, but he has always been a Buddha. Is this a great virtue, understand?"

"Wait a minute, Phoenix, this is what you learned?" The little monk rounded up the scorpion, just like a small animal.

Phoenix raised his eyebrows: "In any case, my unparalleled will always have an adult to become a Buddha. Those gods are originally my own. The waves are not wasted. I have the final say. Others want to take them. Let them also fight with Tiandao. If you win, you won’t have it."

"This is too overbearing. Isn't everyone so fond of fighting?" The young monk held the Buddhist scriptures and trotting all the way behind the Phoenix: "Phoenix, you must be quiet at the party, don't you want to fight with the emperor? Do you know? We are Buddhists, not too violent, and this emperor is coming..."

"It’s for a blind date. I know that I will do a good job at the side, but I can’t guarantee that if he wants to fight, I won’t fight back.” After that, the Phoenix will continue to go to the boundless sea of ​​clouds...