The Alchemist of Harry Potter

Chapter 449 Pills
"I didn't expect it to be easier than originally expected. This should be regarded as a crushing of equipment and tactics." Albert murmured, looking at the Slytherin students lying on the floor in the bathroom.

He lifted his feet and stepped over a group of unconscious hapless people, walked to the side of Fred and George, lifted the spell on them, and woke them up from their coma.

"It seems that you can handle it with ease." Fred struggled to get up, and looked at Albert who seemed to have just walked in from the bathroom, with a surprised expression on his face.

They all knew that Albert would definitely be able to handle those guys, but they didn't expect it to be so easy, as simple as eating.

"Well, I used a little trick."

"What little trick is so effective, I want to learn it too." Fred muttered, looked around at the group of unlucky bastards, walked to Flint's side, knelt down to look at the fainted culprit, and stretched out his hand to pat him on the cheek Cheek, proudly sneered: "On conspiracy, you are still far behind!"

After the spell on George's body was lifted, he got up from the ground in a state of embarrassment, rubbed Montague's painful scalp with one hand, and lightly punched Albert's shoulder with the other hand, complaining, "If you slow down One step, and my head is really going to be stuffed in the toilet."

Albert didn't pay attention to George's complaints, and turned his head to Fred and said, "There are two unlucky bastards who have been knocked out by me outside, you go and get them in, it's right at the door, I cast a disillusionment spell on them Yes. By the way, don’t let anyone see it.”

"Don't worry, I will pay attention, and no one will see it."

For a moment, Fred dragged the unconscious two outside into the men's bathroom like a dead dog, not caring that their cheeks were in close contact with the ground.

"Where's Lee Jordan?" George asked with a frown, not seeing his roommate.

"Should be here."

Albert opened the doors of the compartments one by one. Inside one of the doors, he saw some irregular light distortions. As soon as the illusion spell was lifted, Lee Jordan appeared out of thin air.

However, he had apparently been stunned with a Stunning Charm.

"This guy is so unreliable. He actually let others copy and attack us." Both Fred and George were complaining about Lee Jordan's unreliability. If this guy was more reliable, they would not be confused According to the strength of the three of them, even if the opponent's number far exceeds their own, they may not be subdued by the opponent.

After Albert's actual combat special training, the three of them are still very confident in their actual combat ability.

Albert raised his wand, tapped lightly on Lee Jordan's head, and used rejuvenation to wake up the comatose roommate.

After Lee Jordan woke up, he screamed immediately: "I was attacked by someone, and two shameless bastards hid and attacked me."

"Yeah, you were attacked by someone!" Fred stretched out his hand to give Lee Jordan a hand, and complained angrily, "We were also attacked by someone."

"You were attacked by surprise. It seems that Albert successfully knocked everyone down. But, are you sure that no one else is hiding and planning to sneak attack while we are not prepared?" Lee Jordan took out his toilet from the toilet in disgust. Wand, after wiping off the water stains on it with toilet paper, looked around vigilantly, for fear that someone would suddenly appear and attack them again.

"Don't worry, when I came in, I had already determined how many people were in the bathroom." Albert handed Fred the Marauder's Map in his pocket, and said to himself, "There are nine people in Slytherin." one, plus the three of you, a total of twelve."

"Nine, it seems that there are not enough toilets!" George looked at the unconscious Montague maliciously, and said suddenly, "Maybe, we should leave an empty toilet seat for this Mr. Montague."

"No, the toilet is enough." Albert began to use the repair spell to eliminate the traces of the battle in the bathroom.

"What are you going to do with them," Lee Jordan asked. "Shove them down the toilet?"

"That's a good idea." George was already grabbing Monty's hair, ready to shove his head into the toilet.

"I have a better way."

Albert put away his wand, took out his shapeshifting lizard belt from his pocket, and he took out a crystal bottle from the leather bag and handed it to George.

"What is this?" George took the crystal bottle suspiciously, scanned the label on the eyedrop bottle, and read out softly: "Strong... laxative!"

"Yes, a strong laxative. I used the potion you bought from the Bashu beans. I haven't tested it with anyone. It just came in handy today." Albert waved his wand, and a roll of toilet in the compartment The paper flew towards him, being transformed into a spoon in mid-air.When he gave the spoon to Fred, he reminded, "Half a spoon is enough for each person."

"Is half a teaspoon too little?" Fred looked at the powerful laxative in the crystal bottle, which was estimated to be enough for everyone present.

"Yeah, half a spoonful per person is too stingy." Lee Jordan was also booing.They didn't like the Slytherin students very much, and they wished them luck.

"This thing cannot be abused, otherwise it will kill people."

"Dead people? We've never heard that diarrhea can kill people." All three of them looked like I don't read much, so don't lie to me.

"I guess half a spoonful is enough to make them collapse." Albert couldn't help but rolled his eyes. He naturally knew what the three guys were planning and didn't bother to correct them, but he still warned, "It must not exceed one spoonful." .”

The three looked at each other and couldn't help but smile, which meant giving a spoonful.

"However, there aren't enough toilets here." Lee Jordan and Fred carried Flint onto the toilet, and helped him to look like he was squatting on the toilet.

"I'll wait for me to tamper with their memories later, then pick another annoying guy, give him a sip, and let them sit on the toilet."

Albert began to tamper with Flint's memory according to the plan. Although he hadn't written a novel for a long time, it was still his old job in his previous life. It was very easy to create a self-harmonious story.

"By the way, remember to take off your trousers as well. They are now running to the toilet to solve the problem of diarrhea." Albert said angrily after seeing the expressions of disgust on the faces of the three of them, "Which one of you has seen You don’t take off your pants when you go to the bathroom?”

"I'll leave this job to you." Fred patted George on the shoulder and said.

"It just so happens that you can take this opportunity to take revenge on them." Lee Jordan also walked out of the cubicle quickly.

"Use magic." Albert reminded.

After a while, George's teasing voice came from the cubicle, "I dare say this guy's underwear must not have been washed in a week."

"What about the others?" Fred frowned and asked, he didn't want Albert to let them go.

"Give this to them later." Albert took out another weird bottle and handed it to Fred.

"What's this?" Fred opened the bottle and found some small pills inside.

"It's also a laxative, but it's not as powerful as a strong laxative, and the effect will be delayed. I call it a bowel cleansing pill." Albert explained casually, "We can't let a bunch of people have diarrhea at the same time, that's too suspicious. As for the medicine I don't know when the effect will occur, they can only ask for luck, after all, this thing is still in the experimental stage."

"Hopefully they don't have diarrhea on the way."

Several people laughed gloatingly. They all thought of the scene where these guys suddenly ran to the toilet with their hands on their stomachs on the way, it was not too beautiful.

"By the way, you guys remember to take away all the toilet paper." Albert did not forget to remind after dealing with Montague's memory.

The expressions on the faces of the three became even more exciting.

Yes!

There's nothing more frustrating than going to the toilet and finding out you've run out of toilet paper.

(End of this chapter)