The Alchemist of Harry Potter

Chapter 34 Joko's Joke Shop
By the time the four of them finished drinking butterbeer and emerged from Three Broomsticks, the rain lightened outside.

"Let's go to the Joko Joke Shop first!" Fred suggested, he was worried that after the four of them went to the Honey Duke Candy Shop, they would spend the little change they had left.

"Okay." Albert looked away from the candy store. In fact, he was also a little curious about what was on sale in the store that could keep the three of them fondly joking.

The Joko Joke Shop is right next to Honey Duke's candy shop, separated by a private house. The shop here is similar to the candy shop next to it, with large glass windows and various joke props.

When the four pushed the door in, the bell behind the door rang.

"Welcome." Joko put down the newspaper, stood up from behind the counter, and welcomed the four little guests with a smile.It was a wizard in his forties with a friendly smile on his face.

There are many kinds of goods in the joke shop. Albert put away his umbrella, walked to the window, and looked at the goods above.

"Auto-answering quill pen." Albert whispered the name of the quill pen.

"It's a quill to help you with nasty subjects, it helps

You write most of the topics. "Zoko, like a qualified salesman, introduced the function of the quill pen to Albert with a humorous tone.

"It's really a good thing." Albert replied casually, disapproving in his heart. Selling this thing to him was like sending a reference answer to a scholar.

He obviously doesn't need it.

On the other side is a broom, and Albert looked at his introduction: Rampage Broom.

When a wizard tries to ride it to fly into the air, the broom will reverse, making the wizard riding the broom face down, and there are 5 modes such as crazy rotation, extreme braking and throwing people out.

The broom can fly up to 3 meters high.

This is also a toy broom, the price is 15 Galleons.

Albert's face twitched, and he turned to look at Fred, George, and Lee Jordan, who were picking out props on the counter on the other side.He walked over and saw that there were bars of soap in the row of cabinets, and there were some black spots in the soap.

Frog Egg Soap.

Here's an introduction to that joke prop that gets dirty as you wash it.

Next to these soaps were tea cups, and Albert did not reach out to touch them, because there were labels on them, Nose-biting tea cups.

Once someone takes this cup to drink tea, it will suddenly bite the person's nose and spill the hot tea in the cup.

Ok!

A careless, it is estimated that even the wizard will be recruited.

"What are you going to buy?" Albert asked.

"Big dung bomb." The twins said in unison.

"Biccandy and Squeaky Fudge." Albert was embarrassed to buy nothing, but just bought a few candies.

Burp lozenges are hard lozenges that cause hiccups for 5 minutes after eating.As for the squeaky candy, it looks like a little mouse. Fred took the initiative to try one, and after he took a bite, he would scream like a mouse, as if he had really bitten a little mouse, and his mouth grew long in fright. It was so big that the fudge in his mouth fell to the ground.

"How does it taste?" Albert asked curiously.

"It's not bad, it's just normal fudge."

"What did you buy?" Albert looked at Lee Jordan.

"I want to buy this?" He pointed to a Frisbee with sharp teeth on it.

"This is a wolf-toothed flying saucer." Joko picked up a flying disc and threw it out, and the four of them heard a roar from the whistling flying disc. "Be careful when playing this, don't get bitten."

He took a piece of paper and put it in the mouth of the Frisbee, and it was torn into pieces in the blink of an eye.

That's a lot of lethality.

"I'll see if there are other things." Li Jordan looked at the price, and was a little disappointed that this thing costs three Galleons, and the price is not cheap!
Before leaving, Albert bought two more inflatable screaming inflatable skeletons. These things are as big as his fist. As long as they are thrown out, they will quickly expand to the height of a person, and they will scream and startle people and explode. When the white powder is scattered, it will smear other people's faces.

Li Jordan bought a sticky retractable hand, which can be stretched at will. After throwing it out, it will grab the ear of the nearest person. Although it will not hurt, it will make a snapping sound when it is retracted, which will scare the other party. Jump.

When the four of them left, they were all holding big paper bags in their arms, which were full of things bought at the Joko Joke Shop.

Lee Jordan also bought a bag of dung bombs.

The three were very curious that Albert did not buy this thing.

It's pretty much a must-buy when they come to Jokowi's joke shop.

"No, I'm not interested in that kind of stuff." Albert said angrily

As long as you reach out and touch this thing, it will become very dirty, and if you throw it out, it will explode the sludge that becomes disgusting, and it will also emit a disgusting smell of rotten eggs.

It's simply a biological weapon.

"You'd better not make the dormitory stink." Albert warned seriously.

"Don't worry, we'll definitely pay attention, buying this thing is for Felch." George was obviously still grumpy about his punishment for washing the chamber pot.

"That place is great, isn't it?" Fred asked with a smile.

"Great, very interesting place." Albert nodded and admitted, he suddenly remembered something, "You seem to like these jokes, maybe, you can open a similar joke shop in the future."

He also remembered that the twins did open a joke shop after graduation, and it was doing well.

"That's a good idea." The twins' eyes lit up. Unlike Albert, they never thought about what to do in the future.

"I think you need to learn spells, these things also involve part of alchemy." Albert picked up a candy and reminded him.

"What about yourself?"

"I haven't decided yet." Albert is still thinking about it,
He has no plans to give up his entry into New York finance. After all, it is an easy job. According to the experience and tasks he has accumulated now, after graduation, he can completely improve his skills in various economics and finance and make money while lying down. It really suits him better!
By the way, it seems that the prediction seems to be good. It can be predicted that the lottery will be drawn properly, and the winning of [-] million US dollars or something.

Well, it seems that the time converter is also good, you can win the lottery anytime, anywhere.

Having said that, these seem to make more money in finance.

Albert finds it a good idea to use magic to make money reasonably, but the only problem is that once discovered by the Ministry of Magic, it could be in trouble.

Prophecy might be better, after all, as long as no one knows he is a prophet, it's fine.

Just as Albert was thinking about the future, the four walked into the Honey Duke candy store. The twins had already been emptied of change in Joko's joke shop, but they might as well enter the store to see the goods inside, and they can wait for the next time they have money. Buy some candy.

(End of this chapter)