The Alchemist of Harry Potter

Chapter 269 An Arrow in the Knee

"That... Albert, I suddenly have a good idea."

At night, in the common room of Gryffindor, Fred, who was buried in his homework, suddenly raised his head and said.

"What's a good idea?" Albert asked without raising his head.

"I got an idea from Fat Lips Seasoning."

"Fat lip seasoning?" Albert was a little stunned when he heard this name, and asked with a slight frown, "Aren't you working on a thesis on the Freezing Curse?"

"Ahem, that... I mean Tongue Candy." Fred picked up a varietal bean and threw it into his mouth, his eyes lit up.

"Nothing new," commented Lee Jordan.

"Shut up, listen to me." Fred couldn't help but glared at Li Jordan, and continued to explain, "Since swelling agents can be added, why can't they be swelling agents or swelling magic?"

"Expansion magic?"

Albert looked up at Fred. The easiest way is to add expansion agent to the candy. The effect is similar to expansion magic, but he is not sure if there is such a potion. As for expansion magic?He felt that Fred and George couldn't do this for the time being at the current level, and even he didn't have a good way of doing it for a while.

"So, you want me to help you finish it?" Albert raised his eyebrows and asked back.

Both of them were a little embarrassed at once, obviously that's what they meant.

"You don't want to open a joke shop. If that's the case, just figure out a way for yourself and turn your ideas into reality, otherwise you will never have a joke shop of your own." Albert reminded, "After all, the fun items in the joke shop need to be created by you, don't you?"

"Oh, okay." Fred was a little discouraged, and responded casually.

"Tell me what you think." George was very interested.

A few minutes later, Albert said angrily, "Why don't you say that after eating candy, the whole person inflated into a balloon?"

"I think the tongue is more interesting." Fred opened his mouth wide, making a movement of sticking out his tongue and panting, "It would be better if the tongue becomes bigger and bigger."

"Are you the devil?"

"Don't make your drool fly," Lee Jordan grumbled angrily.
"I think it's more interesting to be a balloon."

"It's relatively simple to cast a spell directly, but to turn it into candy, I'm afraid we can only rely on potions or other methods." Albert said, "Also, have you considered the danger of these joke props?"

"Dangerous, is it dangerous?" George obviously didn't think so, "Most adult wizards can easily remove the expansion magic."

"That's right, this is just a fun joke prop, as long as it doesn't flow into the Muggle world, there won't be any other problems." Fred echoed.

Magic is undoubtedly dangerous to ordinary people, even if it is just an ordinary prank, it may bring disaster to them, such as the expansion spell, once a person is blown up, without the help of magic, this life is probably over, but for For a wizard who knows magic, it may be just a funny joke.

At this moment, Albert suddenly understood why the Ministry of Magic prohibited underage wizards from using magic outside of school.

Once some bad things happen, people from the Ministry of Magic will need to come to help wipe their buttocks. Once there is too much noise, it will be even more troublesome. In a wizard's family, the parents of the children will naturally solve these problems by themselves.

"Could it be that you guys made that thing?" Angelina stared at the guys in front of her suspiciously. Listening to what they were discussing just now, it was really possible.Moreover, that guy is the most suspicious.

Angelina looked suspiciously at Albert, who was still flipping through the brick book in his hand.

"By the way, do you know? The price of anti-inflammatory drugs on the black market has risen again." Shanna suddenly changed the subject.

"Black market, damn it, why didn't I think of it!" Fred was annoyed when he heard Shannah talking about the detumescence medicine, why he didn't think of this way of making money.

"Come on, I dare say no one would dare to drink the detumescence you brewed." Shanna couldn't help but give Fred a blank look when she heard this, "It's fine if it's Albert, but no one will drink it if it's yours." If you dare to buy and drink, what if you get poisoned after drinking it?"

"My potion is still very good." Fred immediately quibbled.

"How do I remember, you failed the potion homework last time, and you were locked up by Professor Snape." Angelina, who was playing wizard cards with Shanna, exposed Fred's lies unceremoniously.

"Is it true that someone is poisoned by using the detumescent drug?" Angelina was curious about how high the detumescent drug can be turned into poison?
"Once the potion's configuration method is wrong, it may indeed become a pot of poison, and the swelling agent is no exception. Otherwise, the swelling agent on the black market in Hogwarts will not be a big hit." Albert is not very surprised, " Who knows which unlucky person will be poisoned after drinking the potion he prepared!"

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense!" George said.

"Ah, it's too late." Lee Jordan covered his face with his hands, looking completely finished.

"What's the matter with you?" Aliya looked at the three of them puzzled.

"Don't you know that Albert's words are more accurate than his predictions." Fred explained, "Especially those bad things, every one is accurate."

Facts have proved that Albert's words are really poisonous.

The next day, a third-year Hufflepuff student showed mild symptoms of poisoning because he used a detumescence agent he had prepared, and was sent directly to the school hospital.

Hearing that, Snape's nose was almost crooked. Seeing that his student was actually poisoned by drinking the potion he brewed, he threatened to put him in confinement for a month after he recovered from his illness.

That idiot just blew his face off.

"I'm right!" Fred said helplessly to the stunned Angelina when he heard the words. Then, he was going to continue researching the formula of the anti-swelling agent, and he hadn't given up the idea of ​​selling the anti-swelling agent to make money.

"I think you should read Gryffindor must win every day now." Angelina said to Albert seriously.

"I don't think you can win!"

"Shut up, bastard, don't say such nonsense!" George put his hand over Albert's mouth, trying to make him swallow the words again.

"If we really lose, it must be Albert's fault." Fred looked sad.

"Okay, stop making trouble." Albert interrupted the few people who were about to say something, "Give up, there is no shortage of detumescence drugs in the black market, and even if you can really succeed, there is no way How much money you make, stop messing around.

"How much is a bottle of detumescence?" Lee Jordan asked curiously.

"Three Sickles a bottle." It was Aliya who answered them. She took out a glass bottle containing anti-inflammatory agents from her pocket. "It was very popular on the black market a while ago."

Ever since Madam Pomfrey told everyone the secret of swollen sausage lips, many people would carry a bottle of detumescence with them in case they accidentally got it, and no one wanted others to laugh at them.

"Why is this mark so familiar!" Lee Jordan looked at the AA mark on the bottle.

"AA?"

Everyone looked at Albert.

"Well, last time I made a big pot, I kept a bottle for myself, gave some to others, and sold all the rest." Albert did not hide it.In fact, he didn't intend to sell anti-inflammatory drugs at all.Later, he was also tricked once, and after taking out the medicine to eliminate the swelling, someone asked him where he got it, and then... Albert set a price casually and sold the swelling medicine to them.

Of course, the glass bottle used in the potion comes from Transfiguration and Copying.

"Wow, by the way, you didn't tell us about the black market?"

There is a black market in Hogwarts, and some students occasionally trade some contraband with each other through the black market, such as some things in Zuko's shop, or some illegal potions, and gadgets for killing people.

Of course, there are also black magic books, and occasionally someone will ask for help to configure some intelligence enhancers.

It's just that this potion was easily detected during the exam, and there are several such unlucky people in Hogwarts every year.

(End of this chapter)