The Alchemist of Harry Potter

Chapter 1013

"Peves is really a genius."

Fred hummed a light tune happily, sat down beside George, and picked up a fork to poke some boiled potatoes on a plate for his supper.

"You think Peeves knows how to make up songs?"

Lee Jordan reached out to help Fred move the pepper shaker.

"Isn't it?" Fred asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Yes, of course."

Lee Jordan is quite speechless, can he say no?

Peeves sang "Toad's Song", which was obviously made up by Albert to disgust Umbridge.The tune is simple and has a brisk tone. Everyone can hum a few words, and the tune of "Toad Song" can be heard everywhere. It probably makes Umbridge quite sick.

"That guy disappeared again?" George asked suddenly.

"Probably went on a date again." Fred was not surprised by Albert's habitual disappearance.

"Today is not Friday..." George reminded.

"I'll probably be back in the evening." Lee Jordan turned to look at Fred: "By the way, how are you and Angelina?"

"What else can I do?" Fred said rather speechlessly, "We spend most of our time together."

"I gave up voluntarily and gave you the opportunity." Lee Jordan muttered dissatisfiedly, "What a useless guy."

"I remember that you gave Albert a copy of "Twelve Ways to Conquer Witches" before." George opened today's newspaper and joked with a smile, "Now you should learn from Albert. "

"Angelina's mind is full of Quidditch." Fred was helpless, not because of his hard work, but because of Quidditch.

"It's really shameless." George, who had just read the headlines on the front page, couldn't help but say.

"I'm shameless." Fred turned his head dissatisfied, and found that George was reading a newspaper.

"I'm not talking about you."

George pored over the headlines in the Daily Prophet, murmuring something.

Both Fred and Lee Jordan moved their faces together curiously, and found that the headline of today's "Daily Prophet" was actually a report about Umbridge.

The newspapers were full of reports about what happened to Toad during his tenure at Hogwarts, and even a few anonymous Slytherin students were interviewed, but the "Daily Prophet" reported on Umbridge's series of atrocities at Hogwarts Not a word was mentioned.

The entire report came close to saying directly that Dumbledore had ordered the thugs to try to prevent the Ministry of Magic from enforcing the Education Order.

"The "Daily Prophet" has now become the lackey of the Ministry of Magic." Lee Jordan said angrily, "If they don't even report the truth, what's the point of the newspaper's existence?"

"It's called knowing the current affairs." George shrugged. "Even if the "Daily Prophet" takes refuge in the mysterious man, I won't be surprised."

The three of them understood this truth, but the content in the newspaper was still irritating.

"Maybe, we can give everyone a little surprise." Fred suggested.

"That's a good idea. Anyway, we have sufficient funds. Let's test our new gadget by the way." George agreed, and he could go to Hogsmeade Village in a few days, and it happened that they would meet Mr. Thief.

"By the way, where did the guy ask us to meet?" Lee Jordan asked.

"He didn't say."

The surroundings suddenly fell into a dead silence.

"We'll see each other, that guy might be more diligent than us," George muttered.

"Have any of you seen Albert?" Cedric came out of nowhere.

"I don't know, that guy disappeared again." George put down the newspaper, looked up and asked, "What do you need from Albert, I can relay it for you."

"I was wondering if I could buy a copy of "Guide to Self-Defense" from Albert." Digory said after looking around to make sure no one was overhearing.

"It's probably not going to happen, and neither do we." Fred shrugged.

"When is your birthday, you can give Albert a little hint, he certainly doesn't mind sending you a copy." George suggested.

"I just had my birthday." Digory was a little depressed, his birthday was at the end of September.

"I'll ask for it for you at that time. Otherwise, you can go to the champion to borrow it. I seem to remember her name." George thought for a long time, but he couldn't remember the young champion's name.

"Ola Quirk." Li Qiaodan looked at the two of them quite speechlessly: "It's only been a few days, and you have forgotten her."

"And unfamiliar, I didn't expect you to remember." The Weasley twins looked at Lee Jordan with surprise.

"This is not nonsense, every champion will be recorded on the list of champions. I wrote her name on it." Lee Jordan couldn't help sighing, these two guys don't care about wizard cards at all, Albert Also, it seems that he can only rely on himself.

"By the way, Cedric, how did you catch up with Qiu Zhang?" Fred asked in a low voice.

"What?" Cedric looked at Fred with a strange expression on his face for a while, then lowered his voice and said, "You can ask her to go to the teahouse in Hogsmeade alone first, and then find a chance to show her your relationship." , generally as long as she doesn't refuse to date you alone, she won't refuse you."

"that's it?"

"That's it!" Cedric was a little surprised, "I thought you already got Angelina."

"how do you know."

"Cho Chang told me that many couples were born at the Christmas ball last year." Cedric explained.

"You have to work harder." George sighed, "It just so happens that you can go to Hogsmeade soon."

"Remember to ask for me." Cedric said in a low voice, "The thing about the "Guide to Self-Defense" has been spread in the school. Sooner or later, Umbridge will pay attention to the "Guide to Self-Defense". , so that guy can't get the book."

"It's easy, I'll go and tell Ola Quelke," Lee Jordan said, grinning, "I promise there's nothing the toad can do."

"What are you going to do?" asked Fred, putting down his fork.

"Let her throw the book on the table and ask someone to borrow the book. Then I don't know who borrowed the book." Li Qiaodan said: "Even if the book is really lost, how can Albert be sure?" Also, just give me another copy."

All three of them knew that the price of "Guide to Self-Defense" was very cheap, only two Galleons, which was the same price as most textbooks.

Since the truth that Umbridge did not allow everyone to practice Defense Against the Dark Arts was made public, more and more senior students in advanced classes choose to temporarily give up Defense Against the Dark Arts. Those so-called theories are really useless at all, read aloud Books have become a joke.

Most students think that Umbridge doesn't know anything about Defense Against the Dark Arts other than having a ridiculous title.

On the contrary, it was the "Guide to Self-Defense" that Albert took out to reward the wizard card champion, and it became a book sought after by Hogwarts students.

Although the vast majority of students have never read this book, they are all asking where to buy this book, thinking that they can learn useful knowledge about defense against the dark arts from this book, because they have read the "Self-Defense Guide" for everything. Students love it so much.

Even Umbridge got wind of it, and what annoyed her most was that although she knew that Albert Anderson had written a book on defense against the dark arts called "Guide to Self-Defense", which was sought after by countless students, no one Know where to buy the book from.

Because this book has not been officially published at all, let alone sold.

Umbridge tried to take the "Guide to Self-Defense" from the new champion of the Wizard Cards, Miss Ola Quelke, and cut off the spread of "Guide to Self-Defense" in the school from the root, but she was told that the book had been destroyed. Not where she is.

"Miss Ola Quelke, can you tell me where is the Self-Defense Guide?" Umbridge still kept his smirk on his face.

"I don't know, everyone is saying that you might take that book away, and suggested that I lend that book out, so as not to be..." Quirk looked at Umbridge with some fear, and finished speaking with his head down. : "So as not to be taken away by you."

"So, you lent that book?" Umbridge's face was very ugly. "Tell me, who did you lend that book to?"

"I don't know. They asked me to leave the book in the library and said they would return it to me during the holidays." Ola Quelke said in a low voice, "Many people were there to testify for me."

Umbridge's face turned even darker. This was definitely the Hogwarts students deliberately targeting him.

I can't trouble Albert yet, because this does not violate the laws of the Ministry of Magic, otherwise writers in the entire British magic world will have to be arrested and imprisoned.

The appearance of "Guide to Self-Defense" made Umbridge's waste more obvious, and more and more students thought that Umbridge and "Theory of Defense of Magic" should stay in the trash can.

　I have done nucleic acid several times in a row recently, sweat

　　
　
(End of this chapter)